@@Tacoguy1000 Maybe if they would just stop slapping ass. I mean it got so bad Kharn had to roast his own men into standing up for themselves against the EC.
In general, Carl and Mister Stanley could definitely be two psychers duling it out And that plane sketch about the seatbelt light being on can be the navigator arguing with an astartes while traveling through the warp.
@@mordredpendragon1235to be fair most of his crusades were effective from getting recourses or territory but yeah in the grand scheme of things it’s not much
This is pretty representative of why Abaddon spends only about 10% of his time leading from the front, because the other 90% is spent knocking heads together to keep these idiots in line and not killing each other.
"And you say slap ass every time", that's sounds like the perfect emperors children battle cry just a wave of them charging screaming, "SLAP ASS", you'd b happy if they just killed you knowing they're coming 😆
This is absolutely the battle cry of Slaaneshi forces when Slaanesh is feeling jovial. I also feel like it would work as a directed Chaos march on Tzeentch. Slap Ass is great for Slaanesh, Khorne is on board with the slapping, and Nurgle the ass, leaving Tzeentch feeling like the nerd about to be pushed into a locker with an ass so red that Magnus will be called the pale.
“I’m from the First Founding. All I’ve known since I was a little aspirant is to kill Loyalists and slap-ass.” “This is a Black Crusade, Ravenus. We’re all from the First Founding!”
Noise marine after several months of recovery: there's a Titan in the room, and you know I wanna talk aboooout it. See, I had a problem. _It was baaaad_ at my lowest point, I would sneak into a slaanesh's fiend stable; when you find your self at 1AM with your hand in the air an a feral daemons ass in front of your face that's when you know it's bad! *trembles* *other chaos marines grimace pitifully* Noise marine: but i'm ok now! I'm all better guys honestly! Just treat me like i'm normal! New Death guard recruit with some 'spoiled cake:' HEY GUYS! Maybe after a battle victory, we could go dancing, right? BABABABABABAB *throwing it back* noise marine:....... world eater: NO RAFFI! Noise marine: SSSLAAAAAP AAAAAAAAAASSSS!
It would be an Emperor's Children Chaos Marine too 🤣 I could imagine Kharn stopping in the middle of a blood rage because of how uncomfortable he's getting.
I do like how in the sea of faux-Latin blender double parters that most of the primarchs have, Magnus and Vulcan kinda stand out as being... MORE reasonable. And then there's Angron who is just the weirdo.
Alpharius just sitting there being imperceptible, trying to make strong no one realizes he's ventriloquising the emperors children into saying the shit he says.
Raphi: Okay, hold on one second; let's go to the time-out... *I serve the Ruinous Powers,* okay? All I know since I was given stolen Gene Seed... is to sack loyalist worlds and to say "Slap ass!" every single time I [BEEP]in' slap ass!!! Garcia: *WE ARE CHAOS SPACE MARINES, RAPHI. WE ALL SERVE THE RUINOUS POWERS.*
Now you need to do the second part! "If you find yourself in a stable at two in the morning... Staring at a horse's butt in front of you... You know it's baaaaad." 🤣
The title implies that they are going to fail to working together. But then the Rubric and Iron Warrior actually have the Berserker's back in this scene.
The model for the Khorne marine looks really frustrated with himself cos of how he's posed. Like "i got 2 hands to cut food and no fingers to pick it up!"
Now im waiting for a grimdark story about Slaaneshi Chaos warriors that savagely slap the backsides of their enemies while yelling "SLAP ASS" in their gods name.
Slaanesh: "So your brothers did not appreciate your affection. You poor thing. Why don't you try hitting them harder(and deeper) next time, with a clenched fist. I'm sure they will love it... Eventually."
Slaanesh Marine essentially being told "No Diddy" and conflicted with his sexually animalistic behaviour, trying to come to terms with it and eventually admitting he actually has a sexual problem but can't fight his unhinged urges is insanely hilarious, this sh*ts wild! 😂 🤣
