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Why does Robin look like Elon's long lost brother?

Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear. Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.

I remember one time a girl was trash talking me and she had a big chin, my friend then proceeded to intervene before she shoved me and said “Your gonna push him into infinity and beyond!”

7:15 they are talking about Koalas. Around 80% of koalas have Chlamydia.

First girl has that Jimmy Neutron forehead

7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world. for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.

0:29 looks like 100 people's face were merged together but they're only 36 of the godmother from shrek, 52 the wicked witch of the west, and the rest are normal looking men.

One I thought of with the thumbnail picture “putting that much metal on yourself only makes you attractive to magnets”

Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!

8:42 His “house” looks more like a Futurist Tech Company than a residence

Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered

Lol! I'm the OP of the "asking you how much wood he can chuck" r/rareinsults post! This is the second video I've seen that features it. Thanks for using it! 😂

a rare insult i heard today was 'if you were any more in bread you'd be a sandwich'

That vibe you're getting from the strawberry blonde with the Starbucks coffee is very Stepford Wive's.

7:07 "Can we get Slazo or somebody to chime in?" Jack is still part of Emkay, right? Bc if he is, that was a slick burn.

1:56 Teenaged Adam Sandler cosplaying as Pebbles from the Flintstones

robin kinda looks like the person a mom tells their young child to stop staring at

When someone reads r/rareinsults they turn into r/commoninsults because of instagram....

13:02 Just like the Aztec, the Impala from Supernatural was the vibe for a while. Everyone wanted that car and the vintage ones would be bought up and refurbished.

5:18 Whoa, wasn't expecting MK1 character leaks here

4:54 BRO... Imagine getting called out by your Dentist for being a terrible gamer... You go there for a checkup and get Roasted in the mean time... WHY were my dentists not this cool.

Is it just me, or does the woodchuck dude look like Gargamel from The Smurfs. I can't unsee this. 😂😂😅

5:21 Grimes looks like she getting ready to be in Mortal Kombat

14:38 Whose pincushion is this?

7:20 I love how it’s talking about koalas, but Australia’s national animal is actually a war-winning, bullet resistant, genocidal bird (The Emu).

7:19 You were right with the second guess; it’s the koala, aka the most smooth brained terrestrial animal.

i once called someone "a disgruntled water bottle" 💀

5:39 her eyebrows look like a frying pan

14:11 They look like a James Bond villain and their toady monologuing about their evil plot. XD

I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes

it's a good day when robin's narrating

the second one. i think i peed while laughing

12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"

11:36 unhealthy mix of every hairstyle in the wrong place and order

6:40 Without carbon, none of this would exist.

9:14 I’m so glad Robin has seen the absolute masterpiece that is Hundreds of Beavers!

The funniest part of rare insults is how they are always accurate

"Did you know they're ALL alive? The sexiest man ali- ert" Robin.exe has stopped working properly.

I know the most isolated place Start in Anchorage Alaska Fly to Nikolai Alaska Then take a 12hr boat ride to a place known as salmon river the largest permanent building is an out house to use the bathroom, there are a couple of tents here and there is no cell service Can't call or text No tv cause there is no power No radio But it is a good fish spot

I try not to mock people unless they really deserve it. So I'm basically mocking everyone all the time.

8:17 Being an avid Command & Conquer fan, this insult is 100% accurate

Day 1918 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

7:28 Not the Roblox shaggy 😭😭

I've met Gabriel Brown(aka Black Gryphon), only briefly but he's such a nice guy. He's a goofy, fun loving, and outgoing person. Gorgeous voice and a really good impressionist, cute too

12:14 her chin is classified as a blunt weapon

I was about to say “What’s wrong with Minnesota!?” But then I took a second and realized, actually that’s very accurate. Like VERY Accurate.

6:12 Guy looks like a background character for guitar hero

I tell you this every time you mention a Crunchwrap Supreme.... PAY THE EXTRA FOR AN ADDED TOSTADA SHELL!!! Muey bueno, mi amigo.😂

2:05 When mom makes you wear your hair like the daughter she never had.

Robin looks like that guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot years after he graduates trying to "pick up some strange".

7:44 yo! Is that black gryph0n

Robin coming in with that dominant stance for his cover page.

I have only been to the US a couple of times, and while the cities are dynamic and lively, as soon as you are in the "big outdoors" it feels like you could stop on any road, walk off and never be seen again... It's a flat plane of existential dread that only Russia and Canada can match. Maybe I have read too much Stephen King and Clive Barker, but there is a special kind of silence in some places, and the wind just sounds... eerie...

The thumbnail i can't😭

I remember one time I went to McDonald's and this one guy was eating 3 Big Macs in one meal with a large fry and drink. I can't imagine how you get that hungry or would want to eat that much.

10:06 Aquaman is actually a famous buyer of beach homes.

damn 50 seconds ago is wild, also the thumbnail is hilarious 🤣

1:57 Why he got the face and hair of the little girl obsessed with unicorns from Despicable Me?

I'll be damned, [deleted] is like way too creative.

I’m just gonna say what a lot of people should be saying: congrats to your daughter Mr. Ramsey. May Oscar live a long, happy and healthy life

Can you really get an indecent exposure charge when the report says you were orderly dressed??? How does a woman assault someone by stretching in a bathing suit?

4:16 that guy is built like he's a gears of war cog soldier

The wider the smile the sharper the knife. Rules of acquisition.

Sir you are bold to think people have dentist and insurance for that. xD

Do not sleep on Eragon, best books I have ever read.

9:08 he looks like he's planning to kidnap some tiny blue people

As an Australian I can confirm that the gold coast is the Florida of Australia

14:49 when they say "be there or be square" and you don't show up

10:59 aint that the dude who is trying to pass project 2025?

Bieber’s house looks more like an observatory than a house.

9:12 He looks like the real life Little Critter.

robin looks like someone tried to make gordon ramsey in photoshop with an image of chris griffin as a reference

"unseasoned mini chicken leg"

1:35 probably the best photoshop I've seen in a while

My eyes were assaulted at 6:50

1:35 why does Robin look like a knock off wild version of psy that just graduated from high school

Robin sounds like the Reese's commercial guy for a solid second 10:50

13:57 I can not explain why but this had me cackling for a very long time

7:19 they’re talking about koalas, and the whole reason I know is because they mentioned chlamydia specifically. For those curious koalas all have chlamydia.

9:09 Daniel would just ask you for Club Penguin

Ohhh my god, they fr said "homeboy got colonized what the fuck?" Im dead 😂

6:57 as an australian id say not to true. however they definetely are talking about koalas having 80% of chlamydia

Koalas are so cursed, it's true.

0:01:00 music video from 1970 Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime

7:35 the reverse foreskin killed me XD

Putting the vibes of me getting a million dollar into the universe cus Robin Saif vibes works.

I think the "40th sexiest man alive" means whoever was deligating the totle delgated 8t 40 timea.

LMAO i saw that girl in the thumbnail a while back and i was traumatised fr

I don’t know why Robin’s so hard on himself, he’s a pretty handsome, funny dude.

I just saw one of my old classmates (he was fat lmao) jump and then one of my other classmates (who is actually the class clown) said “The school is now one foot deeper into the ground”

6:15 he looks like if sephiroth became a mumble rapper that's says the N word every another word.

9:10 hundreds of beavers mention

2:50 As a Beatles fan, this is accurate, and I hate it

As a peson who lives in Indiana I can confirm we pay 2 dollars and a corn sack.

7:50 BLACK GRYPHON!!!! He's great

lol i love slazo cant believe ppl still remember him

As an Aussie - Yeah Queensland is our Florida, Northern Territory is our Louisiana, Western Australia is Arizona/New Mexico/Nevada, South Australia is out Wyoming, Victoria (my home state) is Washington, New South Wales is the Dakotas, Canberra is our DC, and Tasmania is Alabama/Arkansas/Montana. New Zealand is out Canada

0:09 GUYS ITS ALL GOOD HE WAS AT SUMMER GAME FEST For context, people have been wondering what’s up with the Emkay team given how many compilations we’ve been getting (instead of new content). Robin being on vacation explains it

11:49 I have another insult. She looks like she used a Minecraft character filter on her face but stopped at her chin

9:10 wow I just ejected the food and water I was swallowing out of my nose when I saw that and my dad was in the other room and saw the water dripping out of my nose afterwards and said “yep that tracks with the noise that just came out of you” because I made some seal, dolphin, throw up ish kinda laugh noise when it happened…thanks a lot