When they’re SO BAD that everyone else is a cheater | Salt Mines #11 - StarCraft 2 

"I am the queen of England" -eGang. That quote has not aged well.

That second game is the epitome of "slow competence beats fast stupidity".

Hi. Glhf is here :) Thx for casting my game and I hope you feel better already Some details regarding that game - I'm Diamond2 EU player. I'm slow (60-120 apm but without spam-clicking so apm=epm) and I know that (hey, I'm not in my 20-s anymore :) closer to 40 and not a pro player ) - so I know my weaknesses and play it rather like a game of chess and a strategy rather than an arcade :) doing my scouting and playing macro/countering. That barcode guy had obs all over his base and two zealots on exit almost the whole game. So I could be greedy AF. I'm saying he bought his account since he had masters frame on a portrait, and no way that was a masters level of the game (I know I'm not a Serral either, but heck... you saw the replay). And once whining went to BS level, dropping n-bombs and all those wishes I simply decided I'm above answering that, just going to focus and making sure he won't get out of it with a win. Bu also immediately recalled about your SaltMines. I'm glad it gave you and your viewers a nice smile.

Pig that was an excellent and informative transition from your food poisoning to the salt mines.

No ways! I played against eGang on ladder and he reckoned I was a cheater as well. I got to his base with a massive supply lead and ran him over. I had 0 armor and +2 ranged upgrades. He reckoned my units were stronger than 0 armor??? Maybe he's just trolling. Anyways, GLHF Everyone!

i mean he missed the perfect oppurtunity "And im the Queen of England" "well you do play like 100 year old woman"

I always hope the Salt lords watch these and see Pig rip them apart

When you don't know what to call salt mines players, just name one of them Fish and the other Chips. That should get your sodium up to heart attack levels :)

7:22 Little did she know, the Queen had less than a week left to live.

He clearly thinks his banshee cloak was immune to scan

the barcode had a bit of a gamer moment 🤣

Wilfried is literally a German Name that means "wants Peace" .will from the verb 'wollen' - to want something and fried from 'Frieden' - the German word for peace ...

an good agressive name for a salty player? There is only one choice in my mind: KEVIN! XD

"And I'm the Queen of England" I'm not saying that was the truth, but eGang has been real quiet since the news dropped

@25:32 I bet he wasn't aware planetaries don't fly. I also learned it the hard way quite recently... "CC, I need a new CC pronto!... K, k, done, now planetary, quick!... great, ready, now off we go to the locat...what ThE FUUUUU?!?"

Makes it feel like Wilford was trying to smurf, and then when he felt like his skills were being beat, that MUST mean his opponent is an even bigger smurf. Displacement at its finest.

I distrust eGang's claim. I have it on good authority the Queen is a Zerg player.

So glad you're back, Jared. Glad you had a least decent break. Thanks for another great upload!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is the best kind of salty player. No stupid excuses or trying to find an angle where he "wins," just straight up nasty ABUSE lol. Pure rage, no excuses.

32:18 "I am the queen of england" I guess he was predicting the future XD Because he knew that he was dead..

21:10 you can see the 2 stalkers immediately getting F2'd away. Spoke too soon!

That uhhh Queen of England line really hurt man too soon ......too soon

WOW! That last Salt Overload insult.... or 2.... OMG I'm literally crying! LMFAO!!! WOW! Thanks for that Pig!!! See ya on the next one!

As soon as you noted the APM difference, I knew who would win xD

that was some epic salt,,, I clearly have more work to do as I haven't seen any of my opponents that pissed off...

Hearing PiG trying to insult someone is still somewhat wholesome. What a great human being.

omgggg I love these videos, man. Beautiful content lollll We should've renamed Wilfred to KYLE lol

Well I'm related to the Queen of England. has never brought me anything in my life xD. I still can't beat my girlfriend in SC2.

Obvious skill imbalance in the second match, I was actually thinking that the smurf-cusation might have some credibility, but the outbursts tell me who's the idiot here, plus glhf pointing out the absurd MMR for the capability tells me that a purchased account actually has credibility. I gather that's a thing, people who want to brag about their MMR (to who?) but don't want to put the work in will actually buy a high MMR account. Wouldn't the ban for N-bombing be that much funbier if the guy actually paid money for the account?

Think Salty McRacistface has some problems with anger. Also, never been prouder of being English than when we voted for Boaty McBoatface. Happy day

"Holy spam, Batman!" Welcome back, PiG. Hope you had a great vacation despite the food poisoning. I had that savagery myself a few weeks back - training a group of 25 trainers and I had to take regular breaks to projectile vomit violently into the bushes surrounding the building. Eventually let my colleague take over. Stepney Green train station platform got it the worst - punishment for its not having a toilet.

Welcome back! I'm glad you're feeling better.

Cartman, Cartman was the name you were lookin' for. The voice would be ideal too!

Love the accent pig - that just fits the whole full tilt vibe so well XD

200 apm and he could have accomplished everything he did with 20 apm lol

You should call Wilfred “hot-headed Willy”

Ironic that the barcode player would call the other guy a smurf

I was just in Bali too! Nice I be back in Melbs, but I definitely miss sipping cocktails by the pool

Well at least now we know that the queen died from a salt overdose.

Your English accent actually sounds like the voice actor for Martin and Matthias from the Redwall audiobooks. Little mouse talking like that was a funny image

DUDE! I wanna go to Bali!! Happy you got a good vacation sir! Food poisoning SUCKS! Good luck with that! Can't wait to watch this video! Welcome back! :)

I'll keep my comment for the algorithm short by saying, this series rocks.

APM doesn't mean skill. Never has.

Game2: He walks into a Protoss army and Templars...without tank support...and he expected a different result?

There is a rumor on the SC2 ladder that a Mad Barcode Terran crushes everyone with a Hellion-Raven push. It's recommended to leave the game before you loose to much MMR. 🤣 It's the same guy, who successfully finished T v 7 cheating AI Zerg

That second game storms were nuts

"and i am the queen of england" @ 7:21 and you know what he was right, he was pretty dead.

Another Florencio Files episode and now Salt Mines?? Niiiiice!!! ps: Wtf was that guy from the second game?

Dude legit wins OTHER DUDE: BANTSOON™

19:30 And here you have a perfect example of why "sliver league missile turrets" are a good idea.

That sucks pig I’m glad to see u back and yes when I got food poisoned by a restraint even though I knew if I drank Gatorade I would throw up acid that I would feel weak for even longer… glad to see u back 😸

Ron burgundy has a great quote for that second game.

I love the british "accent", which sounds to me much more than some weird anime evil bad guy boss thingy but pig does it so well :D

The barcode Terran didn't actually get that full wall up on the nat.

Wow, the salty terran in second game was the stereotypical terran thinking extremely high of their own ability of spamming clicks like in a moba, thinking that they should be good because their "APM" is high 😂. Because everyone knows terran is the highest skill race and you have to have high ability to micro right? /sarcasm

People in these series have a lot more sodium than normal people do

RIP eGang... you were an excellent monarch.

Oh man sorry to hear about your sickness. I just got over food poisoning while doing an 18 hour drive. Having to stop on the side of the highway while dying in the ass. One of the lowest moments in my life😭🤣

Regarding 6:06 (eGang's production being on 8, 9 and 0), this is actually the default for one version of the core (although it also has CC's on 6), so he might be using the core (or just have rebound some control groups! Or maybe he is really reaching across the keyboard ^^

It's not about the APM is about being efficient with your APM. :D It's like watching one of my replays that last game. I am also slow on the keyboard so every decision from the safety cannons (and no its not bronze cannons when you put only one when know you will not react fast enough to some Terran bullshit) to the late game carrier swap make perfect sense to me. What I don't get is why that barcode went from 0 to 100 for no reason. oO That daughter of a nun. XD

Well eGang's comment at 7:15 really didn't age well.

Team games are best. There's a type of player who plays team games who always blames their team mates for any loss, and always tries to take the sole full credit for any win.

turd burglar? i have not heard that one before, laughed so much (btw english is third language for me)

25:50 I think that at this point Wilfred just decided that DTs are scary and he needs couple of turrets.

ThunderBallz is a great Rage Name KEKW

High sec auto tracking. HIGH SEC AUTO TRACKING!!

There are only two types of gamers, noobs and hackers.

Aww, hoped my replay would be part of this.. Oh well next time!

Just to stay on the safe side, you might want to pop a blur over that one word. Never know how zealous the youtube mods are feeling on any given day

30:18 This terran droping a tactical Nuke.

That thumbnail didn't age so well lmao

Fapshack Strat, also known as Avilo strat.

Sounds like all those shoeys caught up with you.

Garathax is the best one I’ve seen respond to these salty guys

Wth when were you in bali? I was there too, i wish i had stumbled upon you 😭

How do you play any RTS game without Ctr groups? Like, even in campaign you have to do it

Yeah baby and mother share blood

RIP egang the last monarch

Garethax should check himelf at a doc, he might have hypertension after consuming this much salt.

Lmao eGang said the same thing to me when i had him on ladder hahahah

Frick ya boys, early enough to be in B4 the censor

I still never experienced that level of rage. I only played a 100 games or so, though.

Might want to put a blur over the slur in the chat

a long episode? yay

One player does a normal build, scv scouts, spends his money, has APM of 200+. The other player builds a ring of turrets and doesn't produce units. Is there any other cheat than "map hacks" and "units are just stronger" that you can think of? Anyone?

My condoleances.

wow , plenty of extra sodium for you in these!

15:54 .... the match started 3 seconds ago .... having more than 40-60 apm its just spaming useless thing to inflate the number .... you cant literally use more than those apm in a usefull way , pretty stupid to judge a player for apm in the first minute of the match O.o .

Much fun.

I thought the first game was a treat... little did I know.

just name all barcodes 'Barry.' It's simpler.

FapShakStrat FTW!!

Great way to keep your sodium levels up

i love guys that think reporting people actually does anything, blizzard doesnt even care about the game anymore, what makes you think there gonna go after players and ban them. lmao

Brush due to issues with medication/apnea/surgery causing dry mouth I have fucking Thrush. Fuck throat issues. On the control groups... I use a razer naga so I have to reach maybe .5 inches to hit control group 0. He might have a multibutton mouse setup.

is it bad if i click on the building to build my units >

Salt mines...YES!!!!

I mean atleast his last thumbnail comment was correct.

GaretHAX -> HAX -> therefore cheater confirmed

beep boop i here for algoop