former cashier here. this is 10000% what it sounds like and at that point i pretty much just want to give them the shit for free so they'll go away lmao.
I used to think, "wow what a high production value for this video" but now I think sungwon actually tried to make a cow milking card game and decided to just use it for a video
I cannot tell you how many times my friends and I have said this in some context. Magic, YuGiOh, DND, the Touhou TCG…so many “wait let me add up my overkill real quick” moments…
@@pikapuffin368 One of the worst things about MTG Arena is that people will concede right in the middle of your really good turn and you don't get the satisfaction of seeing their health number drop deep into the negatives.
@GorillaRed85 Yep. Always let them finish. It's the greatest feeling when you get to pull off the thing your deck is built around doing, and I wouldn't deny them that satisfaction.
You're one of the good ones. I do the same thing in Chess when my opponent wants to get the mate, but I can't win. Let them have their fun... and frankly I can't count the number of times these players make a mistake and allow me to get a Stalemate draw! That's always good .for a snicker and head-shake. Especially when they have a huge lead, 7 pieces to your solo King or whatever.
My uncle is a MTG og and still loves it to this day so whenever we have a family reunion or something like that he asks me if I wanna play a few matches. I’m not the best at it but it’s so funny to see him going extremely into detail explaining his turns. He probably has more fun than me playing it but it’s still nice little memories.
"Now I equip my «Arizona Ranger» with «Big Iron», which doubles his attack. Plus when «Arizona Ranger» gets equipped with «Big Iron» my «Texas Red» gets destroyed, which gives «Arizona Ranger» 20 confidence token. I can send 5 confidence token to «West Virgina», which increases the attack of «Arizona Ranger» by another 2 points. Since I have 20 confidence token, I can increase his attack by 4 more points. My «Arizona Ranger» has now 19 attack."
It's actually a reference to a Magic the Gathering card "Black Lotus". Infamous for being the most expensive MtG card, but literally giving you only 3 colorless mana... but it's also illegal in tournaments
Yet I have Vegan level 100 because I started eating vegan at a young age, allowing me just enough time to hone my vegan craft. I now possess the ability to summon any cheese alternative I want. Therefore, A SOMERSAULTING CHEESE FACTORY AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME.
And now, 5 years later, Holy Cow has been revealed for Outlaws of Thunder Junction, bringing us one step closer to being able to create somersaulting cheese factories
I played magic the gathering once and one of the guys playing was teaching us how to play. Fast forward a bit and we're all doing little bits of damage to each other and learning. He then pulls up with some kind of crazy combo and proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes preparing an attack where he's able to literally pick up his entire deck with hundreds of cards all while I and the others are just looking at him in confusion and disbelief. Then he just killed us with one attack, it was fun
Reminds me of a combo in a deck I made. Solarian (0/0 for 7 basic that comes into play with a +1/+1 counter for every color used to play it, and has: tap: double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature) and Dragon Throne of Tarkir (legendary artifact for 4 basic, and has: Equiped creature has defender and "2 basic, tap: Other creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power." Equip 3 basic) So you get Solarion out, build it up, and then give all of your creatures +30,000/+30,000 and trample, and swing for game. Once got it so high, and had so many creatures, it took scientific notation to display on the calculator
hundreds of cards? decks don't get that big unless its a noob. so i'm wondering how he was able to pull off that combo before the rest of the table killed him.
“Then with the cheese skyscraper I can make a important meeting and get 5 work ethic cards and 20 dairy dollars. I then use the dairy dollars to buy the cheesasaurus rex as a marketing technique. The cheesasaurus gets me 30 extra dairy dollars and allows me to build the cheese planet. I make the cheese planet a tourist attraction and it gets 15 dairy dollars. Then I bring the cheesasaurus to the cheese planet and make Jurassic cheese getting me not only a big cheesasaurus getting me 20 attack but it also give me the ultimate cheese. I use the ultimate cheese on your cards to get them on my side. I then use the cheesy impostor card and now I have 100 attack. I then use my impostor to bring down your buildings then that is only the middle of ur defeat”
"Oh do you want to try out this new card game?" "I don't know man, it seems kinda complicated" "It's actually quite simple" *Starts a whole cheese production factory in one move*
Yeah it is kinda difficult bc konami can only try so hard to catch people up to the correct skill level before they try online. Especially when you take into account the banlist nonsense they have going on over there 😅
"Hey, you ever played that new card game?" "Yeah, had one game with a friend of mine." "Oh, so you must know the basics, then." "Not really, it was his turn first, and in that one turn he played half the cards in the deck, built an entire cheese empire and I lost for some reason. And that turn took about an hour to end."
Modern day yugioh in a nutshell. I remember when we just attacked with 1800 attack monsters, and your friend got 1900 attack monsters to attack your 1800 attack monsters, but then you pulled out 2000 attack monsters, and then they pulled out the 2400 attack goblin attack force, but then it had 0 defence so you killed it with kuriboh! Then they attacked it with their blue eyes white dragon and you died, that was fun.
I remember playing Magic many years ago. I had an obnoxious tribal deck and had a long turn where I basically attacked with my whole board to kill the opponent in one turn... but my calculations weren't correct, my opponent would survive with one hp and kill me the next turn. Luckily, my friend was incredibly bored and went "AM I DEAD!?" to which I answered "yep". "GOOD."
Plus, is this guy seriously paying tolls with his own wages? Any respectable trucking company compensates drivers for any unavoidable expenses, like fuel and tolls. In fact, don't most toll roads just take down your company information and bill them? Idk how it works but my guy should definitely not be spending his own money for tolls.
Had a moment like this in Unstable Unicorns years ago. all I remember is that the strategy was flawless and the second I got all the cards I spent my time chatting myself up and telling everyone about my extravagant plan as they watched in horror and despair. There was nothing they could do against my necromancer unicorn and due to the upgrade placed in my ranch, I could not hear their frightful neighs.
Wait,the fact that he has the black bree means he is playing the controversial 1996 edition so if he plays the dairy diner in the cheese tasting phase he can jump straight to the attack phase which multiplies his colorless cheese chakras by 5
Totaly Yugioh online nowadays 1st turn 3 seconds 4 cards in hand 1 card on the field, same turn later 10 cards in hand 10 cards on the field 20 cards in the graveyard 10 cards left on deck, opponent left a while back.
@Derek Glasscock Nobody plays standard *willingly. They just sometimes happen to have an all standard deck and of course face planeswalker who also happens to have one as well.
@Luis E. T. A. its is now sadly. Back in the day you had to build good decks to do this shit. Now the starter decks are like "Do you wanna win in 1 turn because you bore your opponent to death because 1 turn takes 20 minutes?"
@@demonintellect9834 Play Yu Gi-Oh duel links. Spend 500 dollars on cards to find that one rare one so you can annoy all of the 10 year olds looking for fun by winning in 2 turns and destroy all of their deck because Konami refuse to fix broken decks. I went on a diet to distance myself from that game.
@@chriro0960 it seems like an obvious reference to "black lotus" which is a magic card. Then again yugioh does have ban lists thst are really hard to keep track of so I get what you're saying.
Always carry a way around this. Or play fast enough where they can’t do this (yeah, there’s a reason they stopped bothering to make the Black Lotus balanced. Not even discarding your hand completely invalidated free mana)...
I just taught someone how to play and within 1 hour they were just as capable with my decks as I am, the implications of which terrified me as it either proved my ineptitude or i may have created a monster and put him on the war path.
Sad thing is, this is pretty true to life - there are some people on the organised play circuit who are just like this and will lovingly tell you exactly how well they've beaten you long after you've said 'Cool, you win.'
I just got into card games and this is so accurate. The fact you have to explain every step out loud really makes you feel like an anime character explaining their overcomplicated attack.
For me it depends on who I'm playing. If it's ny roommates I explain every move since they don't know what most of my cards do but if it's other friends of mine they already know what everything does so there's less explaining more slapping cards on the table
My uncle taught me some yugiho when i was over once. All i remember is finally getting a grasp on the game and then he used Kuribo and buff cards to kick my ass. Fucking kuribo.
Yeah, it's rlly so bad, my friends just say I cheated and let me restart the whole game and when they almost won, they quarrel and restart the whole game again
Well he actually cheated as he entered the cheese tasting phase with 9 cheese chakras when you need 10 and there’s no way to get more black Brie as even before the card was banned it was super rare so a deck can only have like 1 black Brie, and yes he could get lucky and play a count Cornelius cheddar but with 9 cheese chakras and risking 3 of them to draw your count Cornelius cheddar when you can get normal cheese or just plain or old Brie which boosts your cheese output by 1 chakra for the following turns it is impossible to set up the cheese tasting phase without relying on RNG and the odds are very slim so either he’s very lucky or he has the most powerful cheese in Dairy the Gathering! And that cheese is of course the cheddar whole which steals all of the opponent’s cheese chakras and gives you 10 cheese chakras added to that but sadly only 3 of those cards exist. Or he could use the grocery store’s ‘we need more stocks’ ability to change the milk counters to cheese chakras although that is dicey he does have a good work ethic dairy driver which could increase the probability unless the opponent played a rotten cheese which makes it so that the other player can’t make any milk counters into cheese chakras. Then of course the cheese tasting phase leads to the cow apocalypse phase which then turns into the dairy revolution phase which turns into the dairy civil warfare phase that if done correctly could lead to the destruction of the planet final phase which eliminates the opponent and yourself (unless they have space cows which gives foam milk counters that can by pass the rotten cheese’s ability) but he won’t be able to do that in like the first turn! Right?
I'm guilty of being exactly like this I spend hours thinking up strategies for my decks and you bet I'm gonna spend my time basking in the glory of me actually pulling my combos off.
You see, what he didn’t explain is that he got the cheese factory for one dollar because he managed to convince the people at the bank that he could make the factory do a somersault and they wanted to see that shit, meaning he only had to pay 1 dairy dollar out of pocket to purchase the factory. But since this is such a common strat he didn’t need to explain that part as it should really come natural to the dairy-mains.
What was the author thinking when he wrote this passage? Answer: Something like the video that's crazy. What the author actually probably thought about: How can I connect these thoughts in either a clear way, or a way to look extremely clever.
I have shared this vid on instagram to soo many people. This is my favourite thing ever. So detailed- so logical and so damn hilarious. Every single moment.
I know you're probably joking, but part of the reason I never got into Yugioh was because I had to play with a guy who was genuinely like that (I went to the same school as him) and instead of teaching me how to play, he would just play exactly like that and I decided fck it, not getting into Yugiob
@Yevgeny Allen Kristoffe Alverio Well yeah, it’s a very in-depth game. But he made the card game itself for more than one video, if it was limited to this one we’d never have been graced with Count Cornelius Cheddar or Brie Breaker
@@pamelah1220 who is talking about combos? I'm talking about counters Shield counters, +1, poison, indestructible counter, lore counter, divinity, time counter, charge, energy counter and much more
@@miraidinelli You need an engine to get billions of counters. Obviously. You saw a female name, started foaming at the mouth, and felt the need to 'correct' me. 🙄 *leaves chat*
I'm think you need to learn how to read I'm not talking about MAKING billions of counters in a game, I'm making an statement about THE EXISTENCE of multiple types of counters. My God, chill
companies are weird, 50 years ago they were fine with racism, kids with guns, sexism etc, but now they get pissed for such small things (such as cursing or guns) can't we reach a good thing for both??
I know, right? they need to ban duplicates in tournaments every one just shows up with 5 "good work ethics" and destroys you in the first turn. Like bruh!
i really did enjoy the colourless cheese chagra based decks when they were allowed, they added an all new layer to the metagame. it's just too bad the somersaulting cheese factory strategy was over used & nigh impossible to counter leading to black brie's ultimate ban
