When you make eye contact with the homeless person 

Here before this blows up

@@superninjaedits14 same

All that for just 1$ 😂 remember just gave it😂.

🤣🤣🤣

😂

Diogenes bro. Don't dis his name.

Reminds me of Studio C's sketch "Practical Philosophy".

@@user-sd3dw9fl2q Indeed, he was a badass stinky ass

Well he isn't giving them money

Not just telepathy, but spacial manipulation as well

And all this time I thought it was the crack...

V

Here before this blows up

Chances are better than not that he does.

Yes but then he'd make a lot of money and no longer be homeless. Do you really want to do that to an enlightened spirit?

​@@timbuktu8069Not if he stays homeless by choice. Kinda like Diogenes

@@igorino1767Diogenes was cracked for any time period

He is a philosophy major and that is why he is poor and homeless.

It would honestly still hold up, Im more than confident people could understand the gist of the conversation without any dialogue until it's all confirmed at the end.

There’s something better, turning the volume all the way down

​@@lazyken6468me realising this after I already edited it

@@lazyken6468 yeah but I mean remove the dialogue but also adding the noise of cars passing, people walking and stuff like that not complete silence, I'm thinking of doing it myself 😂😂😂

@@luisbollain6553 Lemme know if you make it.

Physics major

Prolly has a doctorate in theatre history.

english major

Avg humanities major

Honestly I would give him some money for a conversation like that ...

True, he put a lot of work into it XD

I think it was images

Nope. He's breathing

@@dennishallada890 ah ok. Well, then, yeah indeed that is impressive

@@poletooke4691 The fact that you thought it was images is a testament to how well done this was. 😁👍

I don't, what did he do?

@@TheLobsterCopter5000 Interest is earned on the "Principal" (not the 'principle' of the matter).

Haha, I didn't until this! Thanks you.

Underappreciated joke here. I'm glad someone else caught it.

But it is tho

I just shop with a bag at Aldi's ;)

@@tranquilclaws8470 I have those, too, but I'm one of those people who prefers to just do my weekly/monthly shopping mostly all at once and then be done with it. So, I need a cart to hold all of my items. And that means keeping up with the one quarter that I have, lol. At times, someone will kindly give me their cart, though I have a quarter in hand, and in those cases, I'm happy to continue spreading the good will and passing the cart along. Otherwise, I've learned to become a little more defensive about getting my quarter back 😅

Only a quarter?? Goddammit here in the UK it's a Pound coin! That's why us regulars use Pound coin-shaped tokens.

@@the_once-and-future_king. Yeah in Australia it's either a $1 or $2 coin, I guess it's because in USA a quarter is essentially their highest coin.

Yep, that's the Aldis Quarter.

3:49

Your homeless right now watching RU-vid videos 😭

@@Joren68 Yes I'm a human being and I'm eating. So I'm watching RU-vid. Mind blowing stuff huh?

@@L0ve1tRetr0 how do you have a smartphone with Wi-Fi 😭

@@Joren68fr

“That one was optional”😅

It’s a miracle that some boomer didn’t slide in here to comment on how you could afford a phone but not a house.

​​@@artOVtrollingphone is $50, rent is minimum $1500 😛

how was this commented 4 days before the video was uploaded

@@pinguxv obviously a time traveller

@@pinguxveither their user name says that or they are a time traveler

What in the actual fuck!? Was this vid a re-upload and the previous comments transferred over?

​@@anondedYou get early access on Patreon

Another skit idea! This should be done next

i saw this a minute late

I assume you mean you saw a clock with legs shuffle across the ground? That's about the only way I can understand "time literally crawled". I think you need to talk to your drug dealer, clearly you're not getting what was promised...