When you're passed the "honeymoon phase" 

STEEZY

Trouble in the relationship...

Best line!

It was quality haha.. Searched for this comment.

😂😂😂😂

After 7 years together, he probably wants to.

Well it's good to know that all I have to do to get more action is to take my girl on a double date with a "honey moon phase" couple and let them talk about their sex life and then it'll make her want to compete(get back to the phase) 🙌🙌woo

It's called cheating. Spicing things up is called cheating.

​@@PROBLEMASAQUI No

I dare anyone hit the like button, for the love of god let’s maintain this number

Highly under appreciated,maybe its because im 30,but id rather be in a "boring" raise a family type of relationship than in a always have to do exciting sh1t every moment type of relationship

That Thousand Island stare

Lmfao

xd

then how does it look like today?

@@auroprasaddas6335 hes cucked by bbc

@@auroprasaddas6335 he’s seeing vaginas in the curtain print bro

Sounds like you're delaying the inevitable. If you get that tempted to cheat on your significant that you have to move somewhere else, then there's some serious problems

Be careful with farm boys and farm girls though hehe

@@jankutac9753 what the fuck...... is wrong with farm boys and girls? 😏

@@jankutac9753 and farm animals too, sheeesh

@@skykur and scarecrows

Or taking a dump while other is brushing the teeth 😁

@@kaputasri don't ever get that comfortable

@@charles0909 Yeah I’m a shy pooper, ain’t NO WAY anybody is seeing me take a dump. I’ve been with my partner for a long time and I get shy pooping when he’s home sometimes lol

@@charles0909 fucking rookie hour

Yo...if you still care enough to take showers.... aaaaaaand together.... that is still the honeymoon phase lol

Trust me you'll miss that married territory when your back to eating old Chinese takeout being single again.....

Haha same!

Same...we have sex alot at least, but I like stopped wearing makeup and shit immediately.

thats not really a bad thing lmao

@@rawt3n315 it really isn't. It feels nice

U will

Shameless farting really isn’t necessary

Farting in front of your spouse/partner is trashy and common. It's nasty.

@@olliefoxx7165 who hurt you bro

@@olliefoxx7165 dude, are you okay?

Well yea she doesn't pander to the massss.....love nikki

As of this moment, she has 123,000 subscribers. I wouldn't consider her underrated. She's great and growing.

Yeah, she wasn't like any female comedian, who would spam "female genitalia" or "bashing male" jokes. She really use ordinary women's perspective in daily life

"Underrated" she's been growing exponentially.

she's hot af and talented and intense..her instagram's a bit goofy though

And she’s had three days to correct it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

was looking for this comment

@@bmdyy hahaah same

I can't stop looking at it now! ....thats what she said

@@Ammut6 She did say that. I was there.

Parking it in the shade is absolutely the better option.

Let her off in front, park in the shade, then pick her up.

when i go to the mall i always park in the vary back of the back parking lot its easier and faster then driving around and looking for a closer spot

@@diamondly6250 And you mostly get more space to load your car if you park further away.

A lamp is funnier than Amy Schumer

Friends don't let friends watch Amy Schumer.

How the f×ck did Amy become so popular,i'd rather watch paint dry

Your comment is funnier than Amy Schumer.

Amy's show on comedy central was hilarious. Stop being a sheep and just hating on her because everybody does and it's cool smh

Thank you, I was waiting for this comment.

@@yash9410503314 same

Actually that’s 100% okay, me and my girlfriend are the same. It’s a pity that our bodies could be gross, but that’s only natural! As humans we all pee, shit, fart, burp and sneeze. It’s not realistic to expect none of that in a relationship.

Hahaha

Right haha the hey babe that was our thing haha

Nah. Having no routine/not seeing each other all the time helps a lot, but it's mostly the brain chemistry and novelty at the beginning. We routinely overestimate the conscious and underestimate the unconscious parts of our decision making.

@@pdcichosz Yeah constantly seeing one another saps away any novely from the interactions and doesnt allow couples to miss one another. The whole system of living together is not really conducive to a good relationship.

Get out of or get in? To get out of it I'm afraid itll take having kids, doing even grosser things infront of eachother, realizing you want sex again, reading ridiculous books and articles about lighting the flame, trying ridiculous techniques some 20 year old probably made up. Realize it's silly. Have your normal comfy sex. Enjoy it. Realize the lack of it came from being a bit too gross in front of eachother. Promise to limit said gross things. But then slowly start doing them again. Rinse and repeat. Now if you meant how to get to that stage: start by building trust, accidentally fart in front of them, get mortified, get into an impossible situation where you just have shit while their in the shower OR take a dump accidentally while they are in the shower because you're so comfy and forgot they were in the shower OR one of you cracks just because

Divorce her

@@derekmarks8969 🤭

That's nasty af.

@@Submersed24 agreed.

You know they're actors right?

Why would a government contract be the ultimate destination of love? So fucking weird.

@@Alvin_Vivian Government contract? What ever you're smoking I want some

@@user-qx6pd6om2j What do you think a marriage certificate is? It’s a legal binding contract aka a government contract. There’s a reason when you pay taxes it says single or married? There’s a reason in the case of a divorce it is settled in, you guessed it, divorce court. Love and marriage are two completely separate entities. The lie people are sold is that they are synonymous.

@@user-qx6pd6om2j Of course, you can love someone and be married to them but you can also be married to someone and not love them as well as love someone and not be married to them.

Good for you that’s the way it should be 👏

stop lying

Aww 🥰🥰

Hold onto her, I'm telling ya.

How can you do it in a plane?

Huh? What are those emojis

Felt that 😢