When You Start Testosterone, You Have To Buy Crypto 

Don't forget about total forgiveness. Ally has been on this train for a while

Ally sharing terrible financial choices and Grant being Grant.

So far they have: 6 credit cards Gotten scammed on crypto Am I forgetting anything?

@@moonlight2870 terrible student debt

Terrible choices all-round

Well, they are in testosterone, they had to.

@@triccele you know what, you're right

At least they seem to regconize how bad their decisions are here

Omg it's you, hi!

@@Rylee_G it me 🦀

considering they have like massive credit card debt this is solid advice

If you need a second opinion always check on grant

Depends on circumstances, my brother made 18 million dollars from crypto and now work in New York for time magazine because of someone he met in the crypto trading.

​@@moro8772good networking does not make a bad business decision good

@@moro8772depends on when you got in too tho. Only people making that much on crypto these days are the ones doing rug pulls

Now the information about the bro handshake, clap, half hug, shoulder bump and the nod will be automatically downloaded to your brain

Damn, nice. What about hats Nike Jordan's and guns though?

@@Adi-oc7vu I actually got a pamphlet right before starting T that explained to me the exact changes I would be going through and one of the most important sections detailed exactly how after my very first injection I would go into a mild coma for about a day while it downloaded all the things I would need to know. The bro code being the most important one of course

@@Khadeeen right so, hats are great, love hats. I've always loved shoes, but not so much sneakers or gym shoes tbh. And I hate to admit it but guns are actually kinda cool but I'll never go out of my way to own one tbh. Stricter gun control all the way ✌🏻

I started testosterone and in the first month became a more aggressive, spontaneous driver. No other signs of aggressive irritability or spontaneity in my day-to-day. Just that. T does things I swear.

guess that makes me a criminal 👉😎👉

I’ve never seen any transmasc get into ww2 ever 😟🤨

Not true! DINOSAURS is also an option. and GUNS, guns is an option, ya know... for the dinosaurs

so glad i picked ww2 but i wish it was cars since fixing mine costs an arm and leg since im too dumb to do it myself. thankfully my stepdad is cool doing simple shit for cost of parts and if i will wait a month.

i think im going to get really into racecars specifically. cant wait

*she

​@@nyob4938 *noneofyourbusiness

And turn it into a show for everyone's enjoyment!

​@@jackfruth3738THEY DID IT'S CALLED TOTAL FORGIVENESS

as a transmasc i accept this risk

i'm bout to put the t in nft

This is more effective anti-transitioning propaganda than that one book by that asshole.

*sweating profusely*

@@Jake-kt7ws best comment hands down

They're clearly in need of a lot therapy no matter what.

@@wittyithink9109 yes. which also costs money, that's credit card number 8 probably at this point

Them playing Pete is just wishful thinking in terms of finance

@@andreymontag That was just making more money than you have time to spend when not breaking the universe to see the true face of God.

@@andreymontag they played Maggie, who is great with money, so is funny seeing Ally being this bad with their finances

I thought it was he now…

@@wepbots1084 Oh, shit. Is it? I saw Ally referred to with they/them in the title of one of these shorts. Can you tell me where you heard that Ally uses he/him?

@@owlxle it could always be he/they?

@@wepbots1084 thats a woman

@@bonerchamp2695 yup

Michael Reeves

- should I become a Tesla investor? Fish: _gloo gloo im a fish_ - you're goddamn right

Didn't a bunch of people on reddit make a huge issue when they bought gamestop shares and so many people panic?

@@nowetherider yes they forced the market to change as a meme then selling it off quickly once it made value due to investors also buying it since it went up so much all of a sudden(a pump and dump) and now ya cant do that anymore cuz when regular people do it its a crime and bad but when wall street investors do it its just business. fun fact this is also how crypto works. crypto has no value unless people give it value by buying it thats why doing pumps and dumps on new crypto is so easy if ya get someone rich and influencal to do it like the paul brothers or elon musk. it makes regular people buy it raising the price then the creators and the influencers sell it off quickly dropping the value so low it becomes less than dirt and selling it would bankrupt ya. dont buy monopoly money kids. if ya wanna make money with legal gambling, do the stock market, a casino thats ran by the state not a private owner or with currency trading(buy foreign currency when the exchange rate is low for it wait then trade it into your money when the exchange market is high in your currency). is the last one illegal maybe but jackasses on ebay and amazon due it all the time to fuck ya over price wise so might as well cut out the middle man i say.

Ye Olde Prospector returns

Hey, at least he's honest. The liberation of fools from their wallets is a time honored tradition! Immoral, but effective.

The only use it ever had was crime, and it's come out that most of it was terrible for that as well.

*her

​@@nyob4938 *they

@@nyob4938*them

"Laugh so you don't cry", words to live by

*her

​@@nyob4938 *they take your usernames advice

They’re committing by taking testosterone

No pete the plug was just inspired by Ally

Method actor drug dealer-turned Vox Phantasma

their cringefail behavior and unhinged energy has me utterly bewitched

Real

I started T and now I actually like fishing 😭

closest I got was a women want me fish fear me hat

HAGAHAHAHAHA

I've been on T since early 2020, it doesn't really make you buy crypto 🤣

@@howlsaur No! Don't listen to him, he's trying to personally sell you crypto! It's a trap!! Instead you should try essential oils, I can get you started with a-

@@howlsaur are you absolutely certain? It's possible you are sleep investing, check your bank statements :P

Transphobes always come up with dumb reasons not to start HRT but the real danger is that

I'm pretty sure they are lol. Wasn't it them with grant on that one short lived series with the horrible horrible challenges, and it talked about the colossal student loan debt they both had? At this point I'm starting to think Ally may have been in debt for a bit more than student loans, their finances are just the worst :P

Uhhhh I think they are unfortunately hahaha

Ally did do an entire show about how much crippling debt they're in. I get your point but that was absolutely something they did

samee

Jail. Now.

They*

@@contagious_clem Fixed, thanks!

What news?

Not what's going on here. The reason you have to buy crypto for hormones is due to how unreasonably difficult it is to get hormones through your normal healthcare provider, so you have to resort to buying your own hormones through legal grey-area markets, and they usually only take crypto.

@@zeldaown does Ally still take hormones? Idk much about them, but I'd have guessed they didn't need anymore. And they talked about it being a compulsive purchase, so I'd think it wasn't because of something so important as hormones.

@@zeldaown this is literally not what they’re saying lmfao what do you mean?? Do you think there are trans friendly crypto exchanges delivering T to underserved communities?? 😭💀

@@tp1382 they were implying that people who sell black market hormones would take payment in crypto. How did you get ‘trans friendly crypto exchanges’ out of that?

@@tp1382 if there isn’t thats be a great business plan

Oh nooooo true