Which Smash Character would you SLAP? 

As a Fire Emblem fan, Chrom can marry a woman who joins your group in that same level. Chrom is definitely the guy who would talk to your sister.

Cursed smashdown is a great name for this series, and you already know that Cogger edition will knock it out of the park

4:00 Sonic would definitely refuse to take his shoes off. "The shoes stay on."

I will always see them as top Ike and bottom Ike now. Godammit hop.

I love how specific Coggers questions are, like "watching YT videos on the train with no headphones" we can all imagine exactly what it would look like, but just WHY?

16:06 gonna swoop in as relevant Fire Emblem fans to let you know this is funny because *you* the player can sleep with *Chrom's* sister.

"Does Richter and Simon have fans?" "Yeah, but they're all really old, they'll just forget about 'em soon." That hurts, peter.

Cogger: “The character most likely to tempt to shoplift and get caught” Hop:**selects dark toon link** **realizes mistake, changes colour** **makes awkward eye contact with camera** 2:14

Next time Marss clams that ZSS is trash, show him this Cogger ZSS clip. For added context, then show him how Cogger usually plays most of the characters.

I guess Jackson just came over to play smash downs with Zack and Peter on that day.

17:05 as one of your 6.1% of female viewers, I can confirm I am most attracted to Zero Suit Samus

2:43 “I choose to self-harm so that we can share the pain for a slave homeland“ wow that is a communist pichu 😂

Cogger's Duck Hunt is actually hype AF, seeing him play that character is a beautiful thing!

"Some 40-year-old is like..." Oof, right through my aged and decrepit heart XD XD

I love how you can tell Jackson went to Zack and Peter’s house and filmed 2 smash downs on the same day.

"Im getting Steve'd" is probably my favorite frase so far

It’s my lunch break and you uploaded this right as I sat down, thanks so much!!! Made my lunch so much more fun

This needs to be brought into the Underdogs just like how Poppt1 brought Smash Board Game onto there.

5:40 could totally see Terry saving me, but first he would ask if I was ok of course

Hopcat has uploaded more frequently. That's always good

“Shoeless wario would be a crime” STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

As a fire emblem fan, Robin would’ve been the guy to pick talking to your sister. Man can date his homie’s future daughter 😂

16:06 Only reason I'll say that is because he literally can't. I think he's legit the only gen 1 unit in awakening who HAS a sister. Robin on the other hand, doesn't care. He'll bang both of Chrom's sisters, and if Lucina has a sister, both of them are still on the table. (And Chrom's supposed to be his best bro :P) Corrin meanwhile... Gives even less if that's possible. Off the top of my head there's like... 7 sisters that are eligible? Plus Azura can have 2 kids, so that's another possible sister. And the thing is, 4 or 5 of those are his own sister.

8:15 Sephiroth would do that specifically so he can play one winged angel and terrorize Cloud.

definitely feel that Bayo was overlooked during that porno discussion, she is basically "sex appeal" the character (I know she has more facets, but honestly Bayonetta's story bores me to tears.

"If your girl has deathly white skin and no face" that's not your girl, that's Slenderman. Slenderman for Smash confirmed.

For a lad who whines about how lame grab kills are, he sure did fish hard for that blue pikmin up throw

"Most attractive to women" Sephiroth: Am I a joke to you?

2 things: 1: I like this series! 2: I don't know why, but I was getting serious "piece of trash" vibes from Joker and Bowser Jr. But I also felt like Joker could be a nice guy if he's hanging out with his close friends, whereas Bowser Jr is a piece of trash just to be a piece of trash. I've never played any of the Persona games, but a bunch of questions (especially ones that Cogger asked) felt like Bowser Jr would do them because he's a pain, and Joker would do them because he is so cocky and smug.

2:43 Translation: "I choose self harm, so that we can split the pain for our glorious homeland" I share my knowledge with you all, thou I am a russian of his people!

Cogger just flinching as he realizes what Hop said about the Ikes is absolutely incredible

Hopcat: "I think you're gonna have some creative ideas for questions" Him 10 seconds later: "I knew yours was gonna be stupid"

"Я выбираю самоповреждение" xD this moment is hilarious by itself but the clunkiness of that sentence makes it hysterical imo

10:48 yeah. I was sad, but he just doesn't know it yet. If he learns inputs he can pick up the character, that's how the shotos works

I PLAYED ON MY GAME & WATCH SYSTEM! AT THE TIME IT WAS GROUNDBREAKING! SO MUCH PERSONALITY IN ONE CHARACTER!

Cursed Smashdown is the name we needed all along!

I love how hopcat makes thumbnail reaction face anytime he gets hit by stuff thats strong. I have to imagine it's one of those things where at first it was ironic and for the thumbnail but now it's just become an unconscious habit.

I feel like Cogger deserves some extra points just from those hype kills.

Terry actually did canonically try to save his own in-game villain from falling of a building.

15:57 *sweet home Alabama starts playing in Cogger's head*

Terry would probably take the time to ask "are you okay" before pulling you up from the cliff- and in that time you'd fall

Funny how the one time they call out the Fire Emblem fans reactions they’re actually correct, as Chrom totally would given he can marry someone in nearly the same chapter he meets them

Hopcat: “C’mon man, pick up the pace.” Also Hopcat, getting destroyed by WiiFit Trainer: “Have some chill…”

I love this series, Thank you HopCat

2:42 It says this “I choose to self-harm so that we can share the pain for a glorious homeland.” Technically it says “home” instead of “homeland” when directly translated, but I think that’s down the comma after “самоповреждение”.

I did a full-on kettle laugh at that zero suit ladder, I needed that, thanks

11:54 hype duck hunt cam!!

I think Cogcat (or hogger?) is my favorite Underdogs pairing

16:09 hop: '800 dialogue boxes to understand' Me: aww that's rookie numbers

For anyone wondering, the russian text at 2:43 basically says "I choose to hurt myself so that WE can all share the pain of the glorious motherland" Or something like that

Oh Chrom would absolutely "talk to your sister". Only, he would do it completely on accident with no idea what he was doing.

4:00 would say Kirby, don't think anyone has seen his feet.

“They’re gonna click off the video unless you pick up the pace” Nah… I’m here for Jackson getting wrecked lol

I love this pairing! We don't see it enough

Hyped that Hopcat is uploading a tiny bit more frequently than before I do enjoy his content a lot

As a Dedede main, I can safely say we don’t just use ariels *we also spam gordo*

I was trying to decide on a character for each question before watching the part where they made their choices and when it got to the fly one I was like "oh Ken easy, but neither of them are gonna notice and pick him" but then Cogger did, let's fucking go

Oh my god, I just went back to re-watch this video, and I realized that you totally subconsciously influenced me. Literally just the other day I looked at Ike's alts and thought of the top Ike-bottom Ike joke, not even remembering it was in this video.

My picks to these (I didn't watch their answers before answering so if some are similar then it's just a coincidence) : 0:15 - Olimar, because plucking a Pikmin from the ground and plucking a chip from the sauce is the same movement (kinda) 1:05 - K. Rool, even though his character design is great, he is ugly 2:14 - Captain Falcon, he is masked but too hype to stay stealthy 3:12 - Min Min, because she's annoying as hell 3:58 - Yoshi, hell I wouldn't even ask him to get his shoes off after seeing all these cursed mods 5:09 - Hero, because he's a hero and he's nice 6:20 - Donkey Kong, being able to take care of a book and being a big monkey aren't that compatible 7:36 - Young Link green gang 8:13 - Piranha Plant, where would it put headphones in ? 9:26 - Bowser Jr., he's a child so he'll brag about it to get attention 10:08 - Bayonetta because of the lewd part of the character I guess, had a hard time figuring one out for this 11:19 - Out of everyone left on the board I haven't mentionned yet, I would say Zelda 12:10 - Snake, because of how well I think he would actually fit in that universe 13:03 - Mega Man hating gang 14:05 - Wii Fit Trainer has a literal soccer ball in their moveset 15:00 - Rosalina & Luma, I appreciated Super Mario Galaxy a lot 15:47 - I feel like my sister and Pyra have pretty similar mindsets 16:47 - I would say anime boy Cloud, but I'm not sure, don't really care about girl's standards 17:34 - First, I hate you Jackson, second, Palutena with her pole dance is my answer 18:19 - What the hell Peter ? Mine's probably Sonic but this was a weird question, especially after saying Jackson's were psychopaths 18:52 - Pac-Man, because of bonus fruit And that's it ! It took me way too long so I won't do it again but it was fun !

Clogger: Who would watch a RU-vid video on a train without headphones? Hop: Anyone who does that is a psychopath! Me watching this on a train without headphones:

17:33 I feel like you could've gone with palutena because her taunts and the noises she makes while fighting

Cogger visited Little Z and Hopcat and they both looked at each other and said “perfect”

Hopcat has the best voice impressions when mocking things. I wish he would use this more

Hop and Cogger have great chemistry. Very entertaining video!

6:50 As someone who is blind in one eye, I can confirm that I indeed cannot read

Yooo, when you picked Olimar for removal, I let out the biggest "TRUUUUE" of my life. Get that shit outta here!

Cogger getting some recognition today. He was also in Zack’s video. Also the “double dip” reference.

2:43 This translates to "I choose self harm so we can share the pain for the homeland."

Kirby definitely should've been picked for the shoe question

2 Cogger Smashdowns in one day let's go

"pick the character most attractive to women" cogger: *picks zss* based

“Consume the product.” Instruction misunderstood, ate Switch.

11:35 Cogger’s DuckHunt is Goat Status

17:33 Bayonneta: Am I a joke to you?

Communist Pichu: OUR damage

6:48 aw yes a spaceship flying wolf that plans to take over everything... That can't read

I played on my game & watch system AT THE TIME it was GROUND-BREAKING !!! SO MUCH PERSONALITY IN ONE CHARACTER !!!

Chrom's a good answer, but honestly a better answer is Robin. That man would marry your sister just because she has good genes

Bro I've been looking for Ncs candy land for months!!! Thx pete XD 👍

“Do richter and Simon have fans?” “Yeah but they’re all really old so they’ll just forget about it.” 💀💀💀

“Pick the character that you would delete from the game if you had the choice” Me: *furiously screaming Corrin*

I never thought there would be a Cogger edition, but the best things are often the ones you don't expect

Loved this series

I’m gonna be honest, I love Game and Watch’d design cause he has the most unique design

9:27 owned

I am completely convinced that it is psychologically and chemically impossible to not enjoy every word that Jackson says.

Coffee doesn’t pop off often but when he does he looks like a top tournament player. Shits dope

A Little Z and HopCat upload with Cogger in the same day? Yes sir!

Get Jackson on here more often! He's the best! You guys are all awesome! Reminds me of the good times I had with my friends at your age, but we were playing DBZ and MK fighters on PS2 lol

"That's the top Ike I prefer the bottom Ike to save me" -HopCat 2021

16:56 missed chance for sephiroth

17:30 this is how u know he doesn't play snake, he should have been mashing grenade😂😂

13:40 Pikmin is actually an amazing game, but olimar in smash makes me want to comit self hurt

Peter: Nintendo’s got a bit of a thing for consumption. Me, an Intellectual: Wait, you mean tuberculosis?!

DOUBLE COGGER TODAY? Today should be called something like Chill Day because he’s so chill

I feel like this series should be called World’s most curious Smashdown.

ma boi hopcat been grinding those gyms

it's cool seeing cogger on your channel that lad is a classic

Cogger's questions are the best lmao

12:18 is legendary because there's a character named Starfox in the eternals