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THE CURSED SMASHDOWN IS BACK! This is hype.
Disclaimer in the video but I'll repeat myself! This is all just jokes for fun! We're just talking smack, characters are all just imaginary, so obviously we wouldn't date any of them! (also we have girlfriends lol).
Part 2 coming soon!
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@ctaco7524 Год назад

Actually in the game Lucina is a pro level chef and she beats the final boss by feeding him the best Steak dish ever

@RushWheeler Год назад

I actually can't tell if this is real or not. I could totally see an evil Robin folding over steak

@ctaco7524 Год назад

@@RushWheeler “its so delicious, i surrender to the unimaginable power of salisbury steak”

@That_Black_Nerd Год назад

Bruh

@crunchybanana6489 Год назад

This seems like a realistic side mode

@Millanno37 Год назад

My dad works for Nintendo, so I can confirm this is 100% true

@nintendope8837 Год назад

The reasoning is gonna be so messed that by the end Sophie and maddie wont even be worried or jealous.. they'll just be plain scared

@klugi4963 Год назад

I think after all they’ve been through, they’re already scared.

@AngelJimenez-cs4yq Год назад

I’d imagine the girls are more worried Zach and Peter will just run off together one day 😂😂

@ldarling950 Год назад

@@AngelJimenez-cs4yqi absolutely adore this comment

@ashtoncooper5478 Год назад

@@AngelJimenez-cs4yq LOL

@saam7737 Год назад

Ok but the sheer amount of human/humanoid females that these two straight guys took out before literal animals and children is actually so funny to watch.

@bluejediforce Год назад

I love how they're actually thinking about each category and COMPLETELY ignoring the endgame. It's gonna end on the most cursed note

@jangamecuber Год назад

@@bluejediforce Lucas is probably gonna be there at the end

@PomadaGaming Год назад

Uhh

@Jeremy-od9mr Год назад

@@PomadaGaming also, lucina as a bad cook? pikachu was in there

@jacobvalenzuela9309 Год назад

@@Jeremy-od9mr bro have you seen him make an omelette? He go crazy

@Xenowolf8 Год назад

I like how there’re two Street Fighter characters in Smash, one is homeless, the other is rich and has a wife, and they said the rich one was homeless.

@danielallard2958 Год назад

*Had a wife

@RedOshawott23 Год назад

They should probably learn eventually. Or not, I don’t know.

@umbre2360 Год назад

It's always funny having them justify choices with "lore" that's the further it could possibly be from the actual lore

@RedOshawott23 Год назад

Also I’m pretty sure that he also has a kid

@Xenowolf8 Год назад

@@RedOshawott23, that’s reminds me, it’s funny what they said about Olimar considering he has a wife and kids.

@monadoninja Год назад

For the anger issue one, I cannot believe they ignored Kazuya.

@Orpheus391 Год назад

Kazuya love playing Family Feud :)

@ShowtimeX-rq8uf Год назад

@@Orpheus391 yo who is going to play family feud with his family is either dead or hates him

@Orpheus391 Год назад

@@ShowtimeX-rq8ufman, joke went way over your head

@ONLY_RR7 Год назад

They literally mentioned rage and comeback mechanics which fits Kazuya perfectly

@Galax_Sea_Gamer Год назад

"Pick the character who's too young." 'Neither picks Young Link'

@error7062 Год назад

🤨

@bulbaa2241 Год назад

I mean they did pick two characters younger one a baby and one a kid

@16ktsgamma Год назад

Someone who doesn't want kids chooses Pac-Man. Who is canonically married and has kids. Someone who is homeless. Chooses Ken doesn't realize that Ken is actually rich and not homeless.

@CultivatingLemon Год назад

Well, he's canonically homeless in sf6 so...

@16ktsgamma Год назад

@@CultivatingLemon I think he can still buy himself a cheap house to live in. I mean he isn't poor.

@LELA37 Год назад

"Ike canonically wants to go out with the boys" Well yes but not in the way you meant it lmao

@janmarcoperezbatres2203 Год назад

Priam tho

@DrunkenEros Год назад

@@janmarcoperezbatres2203 Priam is a descendent of Ike, but it doesn't say whether directly or not. If he was descended from Mist's children, Ike would still be his ancestor

@presion5628 Год назад

What?

@Kern_ing Год назад

@@DrunkenEros Captain Astronaut watcher?

@neoronin3325 Год назад

I'm not even completely sure what this is supposed to mean.

@DiegoG2004 Год назад

4:05 It also doesn't help that Olimar is allergic to oxygen. The whole reason behind the space suit. So you either kiss the helmet or Olimar dies.

@Empy_C. Год назад

wait fr?

@DiegoG2004 Год назад

@@Empy_C. Yeah, that's Pikmin lore from Olimar's own notes

@DBE_TheZek Год назад

Olimar dying is the good ending

@Endershock1678 Год назад

I think the bigger issue is that Olimar is 2 centimeters tall. Any kiss attempt will result in you eating him.

@RellekEarth Год назад

I love how they had no idea that Ken is actually rich af.

@prptheawesome4911 Год назад

And married

@sapphiredagon Год назад

@@prptheawesome4911 Nah man, have you seen SF6 Ken? His wife left and took the kids :(

@ngotemna8875 Год назад

@@sapphiredagon Is that actually the canon story?

@copeharder561 Год назад

@@ngotemna8875 yes

@sapphiredagon Год назад

@@ngotemna8875 Probably not, most of the community is just making a joke because he looks way fallen off in 6 compared to previous SF games (SF3 where he looks good, SFV where he’s okay, and now SF6. It’s like a midlife crisis pipeline.)

@HeavyShores Год назад

“Ken could be homeless” Sf6 Ken: Bruh

@kaiokentimes00 Год назад

"Someone who doesn't have a job, homeless". *Chooses the millionaire world champion*

@kloridon Год назад

"Someone who doesn't want kids" *Chooses Pacman that has a whole family* And yes I know they aren't focusing on the lore but still

@tasleboutealair1890 Год назад

🥸

@iaboth4727 Год назад

Just because you have a child, doesn’t mean you always want one

@kloridon Год назад

@@iaboth4727 I didn't live with Pacman but he appears happy with his family

@Wrathofloki1 Год назад

Someone who wants kids is more of a red flag nowadays. Bringing kids into this dumpster fire should be considered an issue. Enjoy your inability to buy anything and wage slavery, high five!

@kloridon Год назад

@@Wrathofloki1 Yeah, the western countries made marriage and having kids the hardest thing and I don't know why they do it. Every civilization that did that laid to its fall

@l.a.rodriguez9581 Год назад

12:00 The entire bit with Ness’s “Okay!” was hilarious 😂.

@GunFuMasterHS Год назад

Shaking my head at the lack of knowledge. "Ken's homeless" Ken's rich!

@lordenma4159 Год назад

Actually BroKen

@jalebidh7386 Год назад

I don't know much street fighter knowledge or play it but even I knew he was rich lol

@julioornano8427 Год назад

It's funny because I think they going off of others bs arguments like wadi calling him homeless because he's barefoot lol

@muzuchama Год назад

@@lordenma4159 In Haaaalf!

@ngotemna8875 Год назад

@@lordenma4159 That genuinely made me laugh out loud! Good one

@jesmccoy26 Год назад

I feel like most parents would prefer their child bring home someone who is unemployed (which im pretty sure the street fighters proffession is fighting like an mma fighter basically) as opposed to a damn gorilla like donkey kong or a pokemon like jigglypuff

@skymaker1 Год назад

"Ken could be homeless " meanwhile Ken is basically the Bruce wayne of street fighter

@jjgwhizper2874 Год назад

They weren't wrong about Ike, he really does like going out with the boys

@megamanzx21 Год назад

He fights for his friends

@son_ofjames Год назад

"I feel like Pac-man wouldn't want kids" Jr. Pac-man: sobbing

@Nexus-Flare Год назад

Pacmans kids crying in background

@ed765super Год назад

According to the Fire Emblem wiki, Lucina is occasionally on cooking duty, but it seems she doesnt much care for it. So it still works out. Given the option, I dont think she would voulentarily cook. You'd have to press her

@Endershock1678 Год назад

Having played Awakening, I know Lucina is quite capable, but I'd like to imagine she's quite clumsy as well (bad fashion sense, afraid of bugs, oblivious, etc), so she could cook basic meals, but is also very susceptible to injuring herself with a knife trying to cut through an onion assuming no player control.

@Quatro921 Год назад

Fire emblem is a game

@ed765super Год назад

@@Quatro921 good job! water is also wet!

@Quatro921 Год назад

@@ed765superwater isnt wet

@Naheealson Год назад

Falcon f*ck is the funniest thing I've heard

@scyther-x4903 Год назад

canonically, terry is the chillest dude.

@Kassa14235 Год назад

“Kazuya’s hair cut is a crime” dk and falco with the same hair cut: am i a joke to you?

@salohcinyeliw4086 Год назад

"YES, Falcon FUCK" is not something I thought I'd hear today

@Zeg_VT Год назад

Villager is probably a young adult, dude. How else could they legally own real estate, have complex economical responsibilities, be the mayor of a whole town/island and basically have dictator-level political power over its inhabitants? Also, keep in mind: they are as tall as the confirmed adult animal characters and taller than the confirmed children characters. Pretty sure the Villagers are just really short adults in a world were all adults are that short and the kids are pea-sized.

@RushWheeler Год назад

A literal politician-age person is too young for them, so I'd like to see who's too old.

@TheMaguireLover Год назад

No one cares

@foreheadman Год назад

It's a fucking video game, try that one out

@LugiatheOceanGuardian Год назад

@@foreheadman We can fucking have fun theorizing about the lore of games. Try that one out.

@foreheadman Год назад

@@LugiatheOceanGuardian didn't ask. (Try that one out)

@WDinATX Год назад

Oh my gosh I forgot how much they relied on their lack of knowledge to answer their cursed questions 🤦‍♂️

@Endershock1678 Год назад

Literally anyone who plays non-smash games when they see another cursed Smashdown: Ah shit, here we go again

@AchiBellarosa464 Год назад

"Peach has got the turnips" Foregoing the fact Peach is actually a great baker.

@technodragon990 Год назад

and that she offered mario cake in super mario 64

@billyredfern-webb7213 Год назад

0:20 the transition between hopcats haircuts.

@joope125 Год назад

Canonically peach bakes cakes in both SM64 and Paper Mario

@karstendepaepe730 Год назад

If z had picked ryu it would have been accurate instead he took the shoto who in canon is rich af

@kitty9035 Год назад

I was thinking the exact same thing lmao, had to pause and search for someone else who caught that

@lordenma4159 Год назад

Actually Ken is Broken in 6

@frenchyfry577 Год назад

Little z: peach has turnips Peach in every Mario game:hello Mario I baked a cake for you

@josh10722 Год назад

Missed a great chance for Sonic to not want kids and to run super fast away from his baby momma 😭

@BlackKakashi7 Год назад

Or Sonic being out and about

@ec1ipze918 Год назад

"Falcon Fuck!!!" -HopCat 2022

@lucasdellamaggiore Год назад

Shulk may not look it but he's actually a ladies man, two of the three female party members in his game are in a love triangle with him.

@darc5925 Год назад

21:20 fun fact: Ike is the only FE character that doesn't have a love interest with any women but instead gets a "special" ending with either 2 male characters; a magic twink or a furry boi. This of course caused many speculations as to whether Ike is canonically gay or not and it gets heated even to this day. Even an arbitrary sidequest from a different game referencing Ike is used as evidence to prove Ike is straight yet there's still counter arguments made against it.

@ChangedFigure Год назад

That explains Top Ike and Bottom Ike memes lol

@adriahrin3284 Год назад

i mean, you can't really say that because of priams existance it's explicitly obvious that ike is straight, there are possibilities of him simply being mist's son and calling himself that because of being the son of the sister of the radiant hero, or he could simply be lying completely

@ChangedFigure Год назад

@@adriahrin3284 You do know that there are many Gay men with kids right? Not saying that makes Ike gay but having a child doesn't equate being straight.

@adriahrin3284 Год назад

@@ChangedFigure i forgot about the adoptive son possibility tbh

@DrunkenEros Год назад

@@adriahrin3284 There's also the whole argument about whether Priam counts as canon too. Not played in FE:A in ages so can't remember if it was ever confirmed

@Yuri-zs8kd Год назад

7:30 Meta knight started an entire WAR because dream land was too lazy...

@karldubois5821 Год назад

This genuinely may be my favourite series on RU-vid. I'm happy to see it evolve and I hope we get more!

@Matt60719 Год назад

"Someone who will cheat on you" Guys! Joker is right there Lol!

@vancarexersize Год назад

Pick the charector that’s already in love/taken. Weird how that didn’t come up

@missingno.4374 Год назад

It’s Sunday boys. The perfect day for a Hopcat upload. 🙏🏼

@Trials_MEDIA Год назад

8:35 No fucking way Zack predicted that LOL. Ken actually just became a hobo in the newest SF game

@thescaletblur07 Год назад

That’s a leak so take it with a grain of salt

@thescaletblur07 Год назад

Unless I missed something

@mariotimes7 Год назад

@@thescaletblur07 The official Street Fighter twitter revealed that all those leaks were legit.

@Mintininja_SSB Год назад

Isn’t ryu homeless? And isn’t ken mega rich+wife I don’t really follow sf lore

@thescaletblur07 Год назад

@@mariotimes7 ohh ok

@aeresys Год назад

Pretty sure Samus doesn't even have a home because she's flying around adventuring all the time

@ChangedFigure Год назад

That's true and her home planet exploded.... due to her

@jjmississippi8125 Год назад

16:26 When the whole point of Super Mario 64 was that Peach invited Mario to her castle because she baked a cake for him

@nintendope8837 Год назад

I love the smashdowns.. and this is definetly a SMASHdown.. and it is definetly CURSED

@user-ow2cs7fb5l Год назад

i wonder how much more cursed this would be with poppt

@owenicewater9704 Год назад

Let’s hope that we can look forward to how much more cursed it WILL be

@user-ow2cs7fb5l Год назад

@@owenicewater9704 I for one am looking forward to a possibld part two

@owenicewater9704 Год назад

@@user-ow2cs7fb5l that’s what I was implying

@RushWheeler Год назад

"Someone you just don't want" Picks Shulk, a Chad over Kirby, a literal baby

@emblongaming61 Год назад

Kirby is actually a god

@nyantails 9 месяцев назад

@@emblongaming61Shulk used to be a god

@emblongaming61 9 месяцев назад

@@nyantails i know he reset the universe or something have played the game after waching but didnt complete it so i dont know the full story

@josephsharp6221 Год назад

8:37 Ken is canonically rich and owns a company

@SuperSaga2191 Год назад

The takeaway: Never date fictional characters! They are red flags

@lunaa4635 Год назад

Ike fights for his boys because he is canonically gay

@dominiquesnijders2655 Год назад

Trying to laugh over the Fire Emblem jokes as a Fire Emblem fan is a bigger struggle than i anticipated ngl. At least the rest of the video had me rolling to compensate XD

@cupcakemedia1143 Год назад

Hop forgets, Falco eats bread, and is very greedy. One of his taunts says "Hands off my Bread!"

@Pepsiburkham Год назад

Smashdowns like this are 40% laughing at the video and 60% cringing at how wrong theyre characterizing some of them lmao

@Pepsiburkham Год назад

"Ken is probably homeless" when he has a wife ands kids, and "pac-man wouldn't want children" when he HAS children

@DrunkenEros Год назад

@@Pepsiburkham It reminds me of the running joke that smash youtubers don't play games other than smash lol

@pksprite6401 Год назад

@@DrunkenEros that joke seems to be surprisingly accurate

@nialvessal Год назад

Who's gonna tell them Ike is gay, so they were right: he does want to go out with the boys.

@Wyatt_Brown Год назад

Is he actually? Or is that like just a widely accepted fan canon or something lol

@nialvessal Год назад

@@Wyatt_Brown he canonically is, I believe

@DrunkenEros Год назад

@@Wyatt_Brown It's very, very heavily hinted at. It was toned down in the English release but is still there. Also bear in mind this was in 2005, from Nintendo, and in Japan where subtext is preferred to being explicit. He has no romantic relationships with women, and says in game he has no interest in them. His only endings are with two other male characters, and paired endings are usually reserved for love interests for the most part. And lastly Ike and another male character were paired together for the Fire Emblem Heroes Valentine's Day banner, having matching outfits

@Wyatt_Brown Год назад

@@DrunkenEros Ah interesting, I didn't expect they'd do that back in 2005 for a game that takes place in like... I dunno, medieval times or whenever lol It's awesome that they did though 👌

@Matpit18 Год назад

Sophie and Maddie watching Zack and Peter describe their perfect partner: Write that down! Write that down!

@Andres183_ Год назад

It never ceases to amuse me when smash youtubers assume that Ryu and Ken are homeless broke people

@Endershock1678 Год назад

I mean, Ryu isn't too far off.

@jerry7421 Год назад

His barber needs to use skill share 💀😭

@oshahott2532 Год назад

"Has a hobby they're too interested in" I hate to be *that* Xenoblade fan, but at the beginning of the game there's actually a cutscene where Fiora gets mad at Shulk because she made him food and asks how it is, and then he absentmindedly says it's fine because he's preoccupied with studying machinery and the Monado. So, yeah, canonically he would be a good pick.

@jonzito6323 Год назад

i feel like the editor is as ready for xenoblade 3 as much as i am since he played they will know our names for like half the video

@CrawYT Год назад

No I just like the song! It's a banger

@tarsonodiumsincleaver9821 Год назад

@@CrawYT Play Xenoblade coward

@Endershock1678 Год назад

@@CrawYT As is all Xenoblade music.

@beniciobonilla2271 Год назад

Terry would be terrifying to talk to when he's mad Me: Hey man, I want you to know that I feel bad for cheesing that last stock. Terry: Are you okay? Me: Well, I just wanted to make sure you weren't upse- Terry: *BUSTA WULF!*

@ngotemna8875 Год назад

He then leaves you and finds a new lover: A buff homosexual Russian Nobleman "POWER GAY-TSAR!"

@GameXpert64 Год назад

3:34 Fake Itchy Nose>Get Reversal'd>Actual Itchy Nose is a true combo

@mechaswool Год назад

23:21 Thousand-yard stare, you say? Well, you'd be correct.

@RedOshawott23 Год назад

With my experience in FEH, Lucina can cook anything from a purple pile of garbage (a failed attempt) to something like a steak. Or make a salad or eggs or some kind of bread dish. There’s a bunch of possibilities. At least they got it right that she’s a princess (of Ylisse).

@ArcherOfHoshido Год назад

Exactly! Tbh I'm surprised they even knew she was a princess. Regardless, Heroes gives anyone the ability to cook

@bigmight2358 Год назад

How to ways to beat your friends is the best thing hopcat has ever said

@snekstashe6917 Год назад

"Pick the character who never goes outside" *aggressive staring at Shulk, whose relationship with Dickson is established by Shulk being told to touch grass*

@puresarcasm5570 Год назад

if the villagers are underage, how are they working for tom nook? LETS GO CHILD LABOR

@Anput777 Год назад

With the ways things have been going for him, Ken becoming homeless wouldn't surprise me.

@dylanku0625 Год назад

I like how they just keep digging themselves into a deeper and deeper rabbit hole and this will probably be used later on Underdogs to troll them.

@Wyatt_Brown Год назад

20:06 "Accidental monando cancel" lmao

@adriahrin3284 Год назад

11:26 makes sense having in mind that he's an autoproclaimed king

@lucas-eg5vh Год назад

the transition from rapunzel hop to him being bald

@MaxWelton Год назад

23:15 Dark Samus. They’re not even a person. They’re a sentient alien virus imitating Samus.

@omlett6482 Год назад

Fun Fact: Chrom and his group hunt down a fckn Bear at the beginning of the story in Awakening

@isaactown2677 Год назад

Why don't you want game and watch as your partner peter? "I don't know he's just very 2 dimensional" I'm sorry

@IRONNEROZEROMAN Год назад

Godamn, Peter and Zack's commentary here was on point. Was laughing during most of the video. On to part 2.

@bonezxz Год назад

i love these smashdowns with themes!

@arcangel6974 Год назад

The amount of times they’ve mistaken some characters as being younger than they actually are is funny. Like Pit/Dark Pit are technically over 20 as canonically it was stated in dialogue during uprising that 20 years have passed.

@SonicTheCutehog Год назад

Dark Pit technically wouldn't even be a year old since he was created by the Mirror of Truth in Uprising

@arcangel6974 Год назад

@@SonicTheCutehog In existence terms; Yes, in technical terms of being a clone of Pit he would share the age too

@Kirby_on_the_derby Год назад

22:47 That was perfectly synced with the music

@Amadon39 Год назад

"Ike fights because he wants to go out with the boys" I mean, canonically... He doesn't leave Tellius with a girl.

@Kiwi_2424 Год назад

Meta Knight is like a fatherly figure to Kirby..so yeah..that’s something! I don’t think he’d have dedication to be a full time father though.

@RaeCrazyGaming Год назад

Peters cursed smash downs are always the best. Love the content

@loganmiller7827 Год назад

Lol when he was like Ike just wants to go out with the boys it reminded me of how much...subtext...there is in his supports

@spectralbut Год назад

"Somebody that doesnt go outside" The Miis are literally cosplayers, you think they have a social life of any sort outside of conventions?

@muzuchama Год назад

Wii Sports series, Tomodachi Life, Miitopia, Wii Party

@spectralbut Год назад

@@muzuchama these miis are literally cosplayers

@muzuchama Год назад

@@spectralbut they also wear normal clothes and fight

@spectralbut Год назад

@@muzuchama they just didn't have the time to put the cosplay on

@muzuchama Год назад

@@spectralbut what kind of choose your own adventure is this

@nialvessal Год назад

I'm using "Falcon fuck" from now on

@cafequente8252 Год назад

8:35 "Ken could be homeless" This aged really well

@jacquelineebanks4050 Год назад

The fact he choose villager as too young and not young link is depressing

@notdoulixo3934 Год назад

Can already tell this is gonna be good

@jedediahhopkins6051 Год назад

Smashed bros simulator. Wario and Ness, to be accurate to the smash player lore

@connoredward354 Год назад

"The read just changed" I'm taking that one

@SNintendoFreak Год назад

The winking turnip at 22:50 does more damage than a regular turnip. That was an excellent snipe.

@samsgamimgcell Год назад

Underdogs video idea: the underdogs all play a smashdown, but they pick each others characters

@adrianrivera8717 Год назад

Love these kinds of videos! :)

@MaxWelton Год назад

12:47 Joker. In his game, you can romance like 11 women, 3 of whom are outside your age range, without telling any of them about the others.

@Ethan-dj2hl Год назад

Insulting british people is my favourite past time as a british person 🤣

@MegabyteMusician Год назад

Good to know we’re in the 3% hahah

@MaxWelton Год назад

2:40 they do. Gerudo women can produce 100%-Gerudo children with Hylians, which is how the species survives without Ganon in Breath of the Wild (and before Ocarina of Time)