Pick the Smash Character you Would KISS - Poppt1 Edition 

"Terry's dad dies, he's an orphan because of the bad guy" How did he know

Can we officially call this series “Smashdown: If You Ask Me”?

The Joker vs Byleth match was the one with the 100% lore-accurate picks. Joker's entire schtick is that he can outsmart everyone and he's always two steps ahead, and Byleth is literally a teacher, so yeah, makes sense that they'd be chosen as brainy people who'd do well in school.

Poppt1:*Picks Roy for most swears* Roy in canon:Bad stats, knows it, just wants to be like his dad

I can’t describe my panic when Poppt1 hovered over inkling for “character that would be tastiest to eat”

I love how they portray roy as being an aggressive teenager due to his smash representation, but in fire emblem he is like the chillest dude.

Roy actually isn't hot headed. He's calm, cool and a smart tactician. Unless he's played by me

The reason Poppt’s tether as Byleth missed is because there’s a limit to the amount you can do before landing, 3 iirc.

Me, a Fire Emblem fan hearing the underdogs diss on fire emblem after never seeing any gameplay: big sad

I hear LiterallyNoOne in the background music, I just wanna say I love Hop's editor's choice in songs with the mashups and occassional high quality rips. Edit: Just realised Hop edits himself. Good taste, man.

Hey hopcat. The series that you make are so cool so I hope you keep making more of these. Have a nice day. 😁

"Chicken breast is my favorite though- *he's a boy..."* ...P-... Poppt... that's not what chicken breast means... Between this and his last video where he asked why sweat smells I'm nearly genuinely concerned this man might've never been educated.

Can you make a playlist for this series? I would apreciate that big-time

I can't believe neither of you picked Robin for most likely to get good grades in school. They are a genious tactician. lol Byleth was a good pick though, being a teacher in the game and all.

Mythra probably has the highest KDR of the characters on the screen at the time, she blew up a few continents

It’s honestly astonishing that little Mac mains have made his recovery better than ganons

"Most likely to get good grades" Joker: Online allows you to see answers Byleth: The teacher Seems right.

How could Hopcat say something as uncouth as Simon, a great man of the church, would swear the most. Most unholy.

Obligatory mention that Mario picked up, and then kicked away Larry's castle in Super Mario World, which weighted dozens of millions of tons. So yeah, Incineroar isn't lifting more than him any time soon.

7:03 had me laughing so hard

Best K/D ratio? Brah, Samus literally blew up 3 planets counting Metroid Dread

2:35 . Byleths chain can only grab ledge or grapple to walls 5 times without landing on stage before it won’t tether anymore. Idk how many times he used it to re grab or stick into the side of Kalos but as a Byleth main when I’ve seen that in the past it’s because of that mechanic. I think it’s supposed to represent the extremely limited uses the legendary weapons had compared to standard weapons (I.e sword of the creator only getting 10 or 15 uses before needing to be restored compared to regular swords getting as many as 50 uses)

13:55 I 100% thought he was gonna say, "But there's 2 Links left!"

7:04 when that one friend that never curses swears for the first time

By far one of your best series, very funny. Still waiting for smash moves irl 3 tho…

“Who can lift the most weights” my mind instantly went mewtwo

4:31 Excuse me Hopcat!!! Fire Emblem Awakening is an amazing game with awesome lore!

4:59 The correct answer was Kirby, do you know how many harmless Individuals Kirby had just erased from existence just for being in his way? Not even counting how many planets he's destroyed for SPORT.

6:52 if he only knew Roy is such a proper and sweet boy...

This is my favorite HopCat series

I like this series… a lot! It’s funny, and I think Poppt1 is a great guest because you two play really differently.

12:07 onwards is the real highlight. My god I cried!

1:15 "pick the character that would be the tastiest to eat" Maybe it's just me, but I'd have picked pyra for a laugh

1:38 starfox fan here. Uh nintendo confirmed on the release of star fox zero, that their legs are just boots. Those metal legs are boots. They do have legs

0:15 Inkling:*sad squid noises*

"Which character swears the most?" Mario. He's a New Yorker

Smash Roy is like the Netflix adaptation of him

Jordan going ham with the profanity at 7:02 killed me 🤣🤣

I’m not the only one who made the Belle Delphine and Robin comparison lets go!

6:26 "That's like twice as many as you already have." But 2 x 0 is still 0... (Jk great video guys!)

7:22 Laughs in Castlevania anime 13:59 But he's from a greek mythology game...

1:49 did Anyone else hear Falco say “FUCK” it was like he hit his head on the side of the stage

7:03 when I saw this on your tweet I thought Jordan was really mad, nice video btw

A tip for playing as Shulk. You can cancel out a Monado Art by pressing B 3 times

The lore drop on Terry is actually pretty accurate. He's an orphan.

12:31 when he said “pick the character with the hardest co- “ my ears perked up.

There should be more of this series

The 7:43 timestamp, HopCat shows the face of every Belmont player right after dying due to terrible recovery options... yep, and to make it worse, Poppt1 is telling him all about what he did wrong 😑😑😑

5 seconds in and it’s already a great video lmfao

"survive a night in the wild". Snake remains unpicked. 😂

4:05 Mission failed. We’ll get em’ next time.

7:04 Me and HopCat literally had the same reactions.

I feel like of the characters left toon link would be the most likely to swear

Hi Hopcat Comments. I am here today to share why i think Isabelle should have been chosen for “Would be likely to get the best grades” instead of Joker and Byleth. If you look into Isabelle’s deep lore, you can find mentions from Digby that Isabelle has the Highest IQ in any village in animal crossing. Not only that, but she has engineering degrees from 19 completely seperate universities. Doing a bachelor in engineering takes about 4 years to do, and with Isabelle getting 19 of them, that would be around 76 years of engineering work to finish… AND SHE DID IT ALL FOR FUN!! This has been your daily dose of Isabelle lore.

I’m surprised I didn’t see that one guy that goes,”Well scientifically Byleth gets bad grades in the game in chapter 2” Something something like that. I’ve never played so I don’t know.

That 'previously' was the best possible start to the video; 11/10

Byleth's up B has a limit of 3 things it can stick to before landing so that's why it didn't grab the ledge.

"This is why you don't have any friends" Best line during smash ever

12:16 is that a Dededes Theme mashup with Careless Whisper???? You are a legend m8!

"pick the character with the highest body count" Mario has been mutilating innocent wildlife for 30 years and we are letting him get away with it?!

Poppt’s swearing outburst made me crack up so hard

Petition for Hopcat to do a Director Cogger edition

sick video! i found it while scrolling through the hashtag fun!

5:03 You really got me with the dedede music lol

Don’t need to go back and slow mo after every John man, but loving the vids keep up the good work

4:04 I’m crying 🤣🤣

Yes this series is officially HYPEEEEEE

poppt: roy’s censored swearing auto caps: *applause*

"Who can survive in the wild?" Hopcat: chooses the actual crocodile in the wild. Poppt1: *chooses a dog that does city work for a living and probably never had to survive in the wild in her life* Me: Come on man, Banjo is LITERALLY a bear and Kazooie is a BIRD.

7:22 Then there is the castlevania Netflix shot where Alucard literally says eat shit and die.

The fittest person with a bad diet? Makes sense.

Poppits impression of Roy got me on the floor

9:35 bruh inklings make HUNDREDS off of one game of painting the ground. THE G R O U N D

The first 5 seconds of this video is a full fever dream

I like how the ignored the Bower down b doing 50% at 0:50

This is the best Hopcat series,in my opinion

Samus has the highest body count, she committed genocide and blew up multiple planets

“Who would get the best grades in school?” *Chooses Byleth* Yeah, no kidding, Byleth is the teacher. He can just give him/herself straight A’s

the cody and noel clip edit...my worlds have collided

3:00 Little Mac: *Am I a joke to you?*

This is the best series

Hold up, you didn’t pick Pikachu for the best friend? Literally Ash’s most loyal friend ever, smh

Making the Poppt Curseword Bonanza my ringtone

Oh that pokemon trading card game ost is just perfect

He was right about the Terry lore sooooooo good job

Byleth's up B has a grapple limit, and grabbing the wall adds to it, so there are cases where he can grab the wall and not the ledge.

I'm surprised on the kinky one you didn't go as Inkling, it has tentacles for Christ sake

Its back back again. Hopcats back with poppt1

With Byleth you can only grab ledge with the tether 3 times before it just straight up kills you for stalling too much.

Robin vs Belle Delphine comparison is so cursed I'll never unsee it

Now you got to do one with Cogger.

When they didn't pick Corrin for "most kinky" I was like, "oh wait they didn't play the game where Corrin can marry like all of the people who were either raised as their siblings or were actually their siblings."

Epic

character that swears the most, if only cloud was left

Hop should do this with the underdogs

The Poppt1 special. That’s one way to get me to click besides being a hopcat upload.

Just like to say that out of the characters left, Samus probably had the highest Kill Count. She's personally responsible for the destruction of at least 4 planets.

Hop with the Pokemon TCG from the gameboy music??? My man

Googled it: Terry is actually an orphan. Well played Peter. :D

Damn, poppt and poppt make a great channel together