Which Star Wars Crime Family is Right for You? 

My math teacher is awesome. She let's us use our phones to do anything Star Wars related as long as we have finished our work.

Mess up - die Succeed - set for life seems like a win/win to me, crimson dawn sign me up!

'if you are a names character you may have plot-armor' shows greedo getting shot and boba fett falling in the sarlacc pit

But so many nice options are not mentioned! - Resistance (basicly Rebelion) - Zann Consortium (well paid, spectacular jobs) - Exchange (easy jobs, but there is a risk of meeting a Jedi not content with you harassing homeless refugees) - GenoHaradan (extremely well paid and very dangerous jobs for the most experienced assassins) - Hondo Ohnaka's gang (boss is a funny guy) - Death Watch (no salary, but you can plunder, kill and destroy whatever you want) - Smugglers' Alliance (basicly just a bunch of smugglers doing odd jobs for the New Republic) - Voidhound's fleet (conditions of payment are like in Death Watch, but you do not have to follow code of honor) And finaly, the worst criminal organisation of them all: *REPUBLIC SENATE* You can steal, kill, cheat, lie, decieve, rape, plunder, murder, corrupt and if you are smart enough, that will all be legal. Or at least courts will never sentence you, because they work too slowly

Zann consortium is the best crime family accourding to Empire at War.

Of the ones you noted, Cloud Riders. Because why do all the hard work of pulling a heist when you can steal from the thieves who already took most of the risks?

Screw Cannon, I don't care what anyone else says. Han Solo started out as an Imperial Officer and Boba Fett escaped the Sarlacc.

is no one gonna talk about dat awesome thumbnail?

Black Sun or the Hutt Cartel sounds about right for me

i love when someone says space wizard instead of jedi

Why join someone else's organisation when I can start my own?

Definitely the HUTTS!! Green dancers & a good band! Just don't end up on their Death Row :)

The exchange has a lot of upward mobility if one is extremely smart and good at managing information and marketing. The Zann Consortium has wonderful pay, exciting job opportunities, many different ways of going up the ladder but one must be good at taking orders and not standing out too much...

The thumbnail is insanely funny for this video. The Force is strong with it! The Skywalkers were once slaves of the Hutts. Before his death, the last words Jabba heard were "Revenge is a dish best served Cold." (from the Godfather)

I’ll just be a mandalorian Oh wait. I already am

1. Hutt Cartel 2. Crimson Dawn 3. Cloud Riders

Tyber Zann and the Zann consortium.

Oh, easily the Rebel Alliance. Of the eight groups here, they're the only one that (probably) won't (necessarily) have you killed for failure, or killed in some internal power struggle. The other smaller gangs often just don't pay you, and the larger ones would actively play both sides of a smuggling operation against each other to force the best bids for their jobs, and to keep their contractors indebted to them permanently. With the constant shifting and power plays of underbosses in the larger gangs, you could be exceptional at your job and unflinchingly loyal to the organization, and still be murdered without a thought by a rival faction of the organization _you're_ _both_ _loyal_ _to,_ because two higher-level mobsters wanted to show off for some bigger boss. The only other organization that wouldn't do that sort of thing just because is the First Order, but they're still plenty likely to get you killed. It's just, they do it through incompetence rather than office politics or loyalty head-games. Oh, and people on the winning side _can_ still be executed by their own side for crimes, excessive violence or cruelty, or general misbehavior; it's just a lot rarer for _war_ crimes specifically. The Dirty Dozen were all condemned criminals, after all, and while their offenses weren't specifically _war_ crimes, they all either had an appointment with a noose or a life of hard labor if they didn't sign up. War crimes are pretty rare in general to actually prosecute someone over, probably because it takes a real piece of work to outdo the carnage of war on purpose. Out of the entire bloodbath of the US civil war, I think only one guy was actually prosecuted for war crimes, and he turned a POW camp into something that wouldn't be out of place next to Auchwitz to reach that level of despicable.

Most Criminal Organizations were made non-canon by Disney.

That intro for the Pykes gets a solid XD on the lol scale my dude.

Great thumbnail you got me laughing.

I love the smooth transition animations, GenTech. Keep up the good work.

(0:07) 'Outside the relatively stable Core Worlds...' which includes the Underworld of Coruscant, White Worm gang of Corellia, Alderaan which got blown up and Chandrilla's former senator Mon Mothma who's a traitor to the Empire. I'd hate to live in unstable worlds.

the zann consortium

odd, when I clicked on the notification, it said the video was private, but a refresh solved that :)

you forgot the biggest one , Disney

Zann consortiam?

What? No Zann Consortium? We don't get any respect do we?

Long live the Zann consortium

As always, wonderful video! The Hutt Cartel is the one for me!

"You don't need a license to fly a x-wing, i think." Top 10 jokes you've said so far

The Zann Consortium is definitely number one for employment. Great positions, tech, and a superb leader to boot.

I'd go for the Hutt Cartel or the Black Sun. Definitely not the Crimson Dawn. I know what happens when a rival Sith Lord pops up on Palpatine's radar.

You've given me much to think about. Great vid!

hands down I def loved this above all your other vids...awesome!!!

I was wondering if you would mention Black Sun. Glad you did.

The Cloud Riders. Enfys Nest is bae.

And space wizards? 😂

8:00 Sounds like the Star Wars equivalence of the boy scouts.

I'm with the hutts for life

Truly the most important question, and I’ll stick with one of the Trandoshan hunting parties.

I’m thinking the Cloud Raiders sounds like my kind of place. Btw, please round off your galactic empire vs. US marines with a over all comparison video

The Rebel Alliance also has monarchs, politicians, and rich people. That's where their army and fleet came from.

Zann Consortium. I want to be Ewok Handler :)

Some mandalorian organization :3

This is the best video you've ever done.

In my Fanon Star Wars universe, there is a criminal organization known as the Maj Rackets based on an extragalactic planet known as Majno. The Maj Rackets deals in smuggling, spice mining, extortion, and a number of other illegal ventures. They’ve grown so powerful over the eons, they could hold up for a while against the Taranajans, a race of Dark-Side shapeshifters that regularly eat sentient species and that control nearly all of the universe. The Maj Rackets are thus a great fit for those who want to make a living off the underworld but who don’t want to worry about the organization they joined getting shut down by the officials.

Very acuurate depiction of the Rebel Alliance.

Prince Xizor was a pretty cool guy. Dude had a palace, and a Space Skyhook! Black Sun is where it’s at.

What about the zann consortium? They overtook much of the criminal underworld during the height of the galactic civil war, played both sides, and even hijacked a eclipse class imperial super star destroyer dreadnought?

What about the Zann Consortium

I bet ZF's Badgers will be a great place to start... If they were in the Star Wars galaxy.

*Sees posts loyal to Tyber Zann and his glorious consortium.* "Chewie, we're home."

What about The zann consortium?

Crimson Dawn reminds me of Die Hard when Hans Gruber explained to Karl who the Crimson Dorn where and he said he read about them in Time Magazine.

Great vid

But if I could make my OWN criminal family I would called it the nova axe raiders and make CRAZY salvaged weapons and armor and my war frigates front be in the shape of a axe, I would set eyes on the crimson dawn think of when to loot/raid them.

Glory to the Zann Consortium!!!

Nice!!!! Still when will we see your US Navy SEALs vs Galactic Empire Death Troopers video?!!!!

Great thumbnail

"I have work tomorrow, I really should get to sleep" Me at 4 AM: *hmm, black sun or the pykes?*

Black Sun, Techies- I got myself a cherry Xizor's fighter stored on Nal Hutta

Hey, I love chemistry! And I like the sound of the pykes voices in the Clone Wars! Sign me up, man!

I'd set up my own droid crim organization "the mechanic industries". droid oriented but dosent refuse organic help, uses and upgrades the old b1 battle droids, has a more under ground cartel. Horrid slave conditions, has the latest tech for bounty hunters,smugglers,etc.

Please work on your audio quality. I love this channel but I can barely hear it sometimes. Anyways keep up the good work

Best... thumbnail... ever...

What about the Zann Consortium?

You had me at "criminal murdering scumbag". Where do I sign up?

Pyke syndicate, I always thought pykes are cute, I am also interested in pharmacy and having a nice job as a guard sounds good

Sign me up for the rebel alliance. I general meterial so point me to the nearest recruitment center.

The huttfather ahahaha

You forgot Death Watch, the most exclusive and tradition heavy syndicate

the zann consortium of course

The Zan Consortium is for me!

I think the First Order is right for me, I miss terrorizing systems

Crimson Dawn also throw some pretty baller parties

No mention of the Exchange? Or did I miss it?

There were some great choices here... But I've gotta choose option nine, and work for my guy Tyber in the Zann Consortium. Plus I can't wait to chill with Urai Fenn, and try to bang Silri.

Hookers & blow, living, thriving & surviving in the Outta Rim. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta! Hutt Clans FTW!!

1 The hutts voor money 2 with training of mandelorian and engineering training. Weapon design

Oh, shit. I just realized that you were being sarcastic. Lol. Great video. Thanks. Generation Tech gets an automatic like, as always. HUMANITY FIRST!

I would want to be a scrap smuggler during the First few years of the Empire, I could easily smuggle for the Hutts and give them old Battle droids to fight for them, could work for pirates and give them ships, droid fighters and other things, and I could raid republic medical centers to get some medical spices and even Bacar!

Rebel Aliance is right for me.

I love it how when I was younger I saw the rebel alliance as the good guys. Now that I'm older though I see them as the terrorists that they are. But that's the funny thing. I still find myself cheering for them, even though I know they are basically terrorists now. Like for instance when I was watching rouge one I was still thinking "Woo! Go rebels!" when they rammed that star destroyer into a another. Granted the empire isn't much better. Willing to blow up entire planets just to "Keep the peace."

Pyke syndicate and Hutt cartel are the 2 best options.

Now we’re asking the real questions bois

this should have been a quiz but if I had to choose hutt or rebels

The humor did't land at all. The criminal underworld is one of the most fascinating parts of star wars and is incredibly story driven.

2:24 Saw Gerera wasn't with the Rebel Alliance for exactly the same reason you show that clip. The Alliance to restore the Republic (for the most part) tried to do the right thing and keep their consciences clean. Saw on the other hand was a lot more violent and cruel at times.

Either cloud riders or Crimson dawn or first order or black sun

You forgot the Zann consortium Aaahhhhh!

Hmm... Either choosing between The Crimson Dawn or The Black Sun

I'd pick Black Sun, they seem like a decent place to work. That or start my own organization. Only problem is staying out of Black Sun's line of site.

Did anyone else want to see the Exchange on this list?

Your jokes are on point, son.

Pyke syndicate is for me I guess lol

What the hell! My guidance counselor never mentioned these as career options! Damn it.

Ahhh, you missed the Zann Consortium

First order!

What about Hondo and his gang of pirates?