cardiologist : "who reduced the dosage of this man ? He literally had 5 cardiac arrest in the past 3 month with one yesterday !" Nephrologist : "Maybe, but I don't think his blood pressure will decrease if his kidneys COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN" cardiologist : "just give him more medicine to avoid that" GI : "not with his liver"
Bill being that ready to throw hands with the cardiologist is terrifying and hilarious at the same time, man is gonna reclaim his dignity with brass knuckles.
The fact they even suggested Bill was dumb. The man has so much pent up anger from all the condescending assholes he deals with that you could use it as an energy source. At that point you're just fighting a nuke.
The thing you gotta remember about toddlers is that 1) they have more energy than the typical adult, 2) they have little to no emotional control, and 3) they are absolutely unhinged when they get emotional. A sufficiently upset small child is DISTURBINGLY strong, I can tell you from personal experiences. 😳
But what if the dark is Radiology's kryptonite and unleashing them into the sunlight gives them unbridled power- Actually as someone that works in similar conditions, no, the sunlight very much stuns us long enough for us to be overtaken. You can just trip us.
People like that are either the easiest people to take in a fight or some of the absolute worst people to fight. There's basically no in between in my experience because they're either posturing because they can't, or aren't and if they aren't they're freighteningly aggressive and unflinching about taking hits if they get to hit you and probably have experience getting into a fair number of fights themselves.
Sadly, that's really not how it works. Trust me, I _was_ that kid. I took martial arts lessons from a pretty young age, but I wasn't very good at it. Fighting wasn't really my thing, I hated getting hit and I've never had much in the way of upper body strength, so it's not like I had any way of actually hurting anyone else. But, in sixth grade, I'd had enough because picking on me is one thing, but my school bully picked on a special needs student. I fought him to a standstill despite being way outclassed in pretty much every category, the kid was twice my size, way stronger than me, and if he was and slower than me, it wasn't by much (honestly, knowing what I know about him, now, he may have been subconsciously, or consciously, holding back because there is zero reason I shouldn't have been turned into paste, he was over 5' tall and at least 130 pounds, I was 4'3" and about 80, but I was in an uncontrollable rage, so it's vaguely possible that I was amped up on adrenaline and just fighting way beyond my skill and weight class because of it). The result was that a) people realized they could make me snap, and b) I got a rep as a good fighter, which meant that if anyone managed to take me down, they'd get a ton of clout because that's how school fights work. I ended up in so many fights - that I was _never_ the aggressor in - that in the _one year_ between then and seventh grade, they were threatening to expel me if I got caught fighting again. Not suspend, expel. In fact, the only reason I wasn't expelled is that word got around that I wouldn't fight back anymore and some other kids decided to take advantage of that and ganged up on me. When the school failed to punish the trio who beat the shit out of me, my dad threatened to sue them into closure if I ever so much as got detention for fighting, ever again. And the fights still didn't end because word got around very quickly that my dad made the principal nearly piss himself and I was allowed to fight again. So, the second half of 7th grade through the end of 8th was just a nonstop barrage fight after fight. I didn't really win too many of them (one notable time against one of the three that corned me where I definitely decisively kicked the shit out of him, pretty much literally, other than that, they were all pretty even or I probably would have lost if the adults hadn't broken the fight up), but I didn't lose any, either. You wanna know the real way to stop bullies from picking on you? You humiliate them. Putting my bullies in the nurse's office didn't stop it, but when a new bully in a new school turned out to be too slow to actually land a punch on me and I was able to decisively beat him in a fight without ever even touching him? That stopped pretty much all of it. Because everybody could see I was holding back, he got suspended, I got to walk away scot-free (remember, new school, my dad hadn't needed to threaten this principal in order to keep me safe) because a teacher saw the whole thing and came to my defense, told security that the other kid was the aggressor and that I hadn't thrown a single punch. That kid ended up transferring schools (for unrelated reasons, I'm sure, but it was only a few months later), and nobody else really wanted to go any further than a few schoolyard insults because, well, it was boring. I made fighting me or trying to physically intimidate me pointless because most of the school believed I was a lot faster than I was (because high schoolers exaggerate the shit out of everything, and the witnesses to that first fight were no exception) and would just wear them down and then laugh in their face about it (seriously, though, I wasn't _that_ fast, the other guy was just _really_ slow and he kept trying to throw wild haymakers that were incredibly easy to predict and dodge for somebody whose main fighting style was a karate-based approach to outboxing). Seriously. That's the real answer. You train, but you don't train to fight, you don't train to beat up the bullies, you train so that you don't have to hurt them, at all, and you still win, anyways. You train to be like Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and make your tongue sharper than the finest sword. And then you just put the "sting like a bee" part on the back burner until you have no choice but to bring it out.
@@RabblesTheBinx I got bullied and beaten up (I was an average posture girl, he was an obese and tall boy, I had no chance against him) for 6 out 8 years of grade school (not in America), that is ever since my bully joined my group in the 2nd grade and got expelled for attacking younger children in the 7th. Until this day I don't understand not just why the school wasn't motivated enough to expel him for starting to beat me in the first place, and - more importantly - why didn't my parents come up with an idea to take me out of that school. Same question I would ask your parents while you were in your first school.
@@OstblockLatina I am so sorry this happened to you. . . Something similar happened to me too n I keep asking myself about why my parents did nothing. . . I never got an answer from them, but going to therapy n reading about psychology helped me understand y my bully targeted me n y my parents did nuthn. . . I hope u find ur answers too some day . . . Have a great life ❤️❤️
I'm a 6'3", 225 pound, male pediatric nurse. A couple years ago I had to hold a 3 month old baby in a sideways flexed position for an LP. My arms were *shaking* because the baby was struggling so hard. So yes, pediatric people are used to wrestling unexpectedly strong toddlers.
Yeah people underestimate the physics advantages of short legs. I worked for a veterinarian. When you're leaning over a dog's shoulders holding one foreleg to control it and press the vein for a draw, people assume it'd be bigger dogs that are hardest but nope it's those damn bassetts and corgis lol, they have freaky leverage from those short limbs combined with their overall density of muscle! The vet taught me this and said it's also the source of toddler strength haha.
I make medical fictional character analysis on youtube. I've made videos on why yoda has jaundice or why spiderman needs a prostate exam. Ive also created a subreddit called anime and medicine if your interested
@@zoelawrence568 nice point about the skin but I’ve heard Jonathans are incubated in dermatology. But you’d have a much better chance with a novice Jonathan than a Jonathan with his/her/their full powers. And as a bonus, derms are also deconditioned due to the work life balance
The restraining a toddler thing is funny since as a child I had to be held by two nurses and my mother while a third nurse administered a shot. They learned that they needed another nurse to hold my head still when I bit one of the nurses holding one of my arms. I am ashamed by my behavior but the people at the family health care center have a good story to tell now and they love holding it against me now.
I was phobic of hypodermic needles growing up, so I always wanted to know at the start of a visit if I was getting a shot. Once, my doctor or one of her assistants told my mom that I didn't have any shots needed that day. Sprung it on me at the end of the appointment. I panicked so bad I likewise had to have my mom and three nurses hold me down while my doctor gave me my shot, though I'm not exactly ashamed of my behavior since I was ten and it was out of sheer, unbridled panic-fear. Not proud, but not ashamed.
Oh don't be ashamed! Especially as you were a small child! The fight or flight response is incredibly powerful, your body gets pumped full of adrenalin and you react with instinctual behaviors. No child will have the intellectual training to overcome that. My son needed myself and two lab techs to hold him down for a blood draw for suspected type 1 diabetes glucose tolerance test, that meant in an hour we had to do it again. The lab had a giant male nurse come from the ER to help hold him down. This time when the fight or flight kicked in he froze and just stared at this gentle giant in the face transfixed in terror.
The craziest part is how _good_ you are at making each of these characters feel like entirely different people with just your expression and a pair of glasses. Also, Bill is terrifying. I think he might need to go see Psychiatry.
Hillarious! My daughter is an ophthalmic tech and can scribe. She also practiced Taekwondo at competition level for many years, so don't mess with the scribe!
They don't want to mess with the scribes anyway. They'd have to do all their documentation and phone calls. My bet would be family medicine. They're so exhausted.
Plot twist, the daughter is Jonathan. All ophthalmic tech scribes reform into the ultimate scribe upon reaching enlightenment. It's an agent Smith from the matrix type deal.
Absolutely true about restraining toddlers... I used work as an assistant technician for COVID 19 testing, and I would be called for help to restrain the kids... Almost all the times we had to call the kid's mom and dad to hold legs and i would hold the hands... And those mfs put up a huge fight
Your idea is quite good ngl would have definitely loved to try it out. But I was a volunteer and I quit a while ago because I am a college student and my class schedule did not permit me for this. But thanks for this idea in case I go back to volunteer (hopefully not because I would like this pandemic to end).
@@Anya580 This is how they taught us to do it during my pediatrics rotation in medical school. It's also less traumatizing for the kid to be sitting on a lap vs being held down four-point to a table.
@@DynamicSeq thing is, kids like that don't sit still, and have the tendency to run away. If you don't restrain them, you'd have a bigger problem chasing them and preventing them from colliding with sharp objects and such.
I just picture one of the specialties trying to fight anesthesia and ending up in a headlock, with Anesthesia whispering shh shh it's OK that's it go to sleeep 😴... 🤣
If the anesthesiologist gets to use those syringes, the ophthalmologist definitely gets to use his Jonathan! Oh also I'd pick an endocrinologists. I think half of them are willing to just roll over and die if they see one more person with uncontrolled diabetes drinking a Big Gulp of Coke in the waiting room.
They come to hospital, eat a hospital diet, and magically their diabetes is perfectally controlled. That fact alone makes most endocrinologists want to die.
As a former preschool teacher, the toddler thing is accurate to a T. Very very distressed kids do not have a sense of control and how much they’re causing YOU pain, but you’re trying to restrain them without causing them injury while they kick the shit out of you. It’s a tough speciality and people who think it’s easy have never worked with a kid. Also, kids have an insane amount of energy and don’t understand a lot of what’s happening.
@@Sewblon The doctors get reimbursed by the insurance for the visit, procedures etc. We type them on a note in the form of codes. If the code does not reflect all the work the doctor had put in, it's called an undercoding. That means he is going to get less money than he was supposed to.
Honestly i discovered these videos today on the fake account, now i'm on the real and only true one (here) and I am so invested in this drama!! Well done on plenty of new fans Dr G. 😊
If Bill fights anyone my bets on him. I have a feeling he has some serious beef to fuel him and I don't think he'd give up as he seems to have a grudge with life itself and everyone else along with it
Glad to see the real dr. Glaucomflecken on you tube. Keep up the good work. We love you and support you. ❤ P.s i'll probably fight the neurosurgeon, cause i have a super big ego!!!
Careful, most of the charts I’ve seen thrown were by neurosurgeons. They’re scarily accurate and usually come flying out of nowhere. You may never even get the chance to come close.
I think that at this point, Bill would be up for a shot at fighting any of them. Years of simmering resentment will lend him strength. I'll bring popcorn. I'll fight ortho bro. Because experience has shown me that all I have to do to render an orthopod helpless is make myself puke, and he'll dissolve into a puddle of squicked out incapability.
To beat the ortho with that strategy you at least need to survive his first punch… and I’m pretty sure they know how to dislocate a neck in more than four ways…
I wanted to ask where Psychiatry is in all this, since we basically sit in a chair and talk to people all day... And then I remembered coming home to my husband and excitedly telling him about learning how to restrain an agitated patient.
I'm majoring in clinical psychology and feel more and more like Bill as years pass by. My psyche was already twisted when I got here and it's only getting worse. People don't understand me anymore, I can't maintain a human conversation without psychological terms flowing through my brain every second. Thanks God my father is a psychiatrist. Our family hates both of us but at least we are together
By far my favorite scene with Bill🤣🤣🤣 Feels like it’s the first time I’ve seen him where he isn’t being turned down for a consultation in a very passive aggressive manner. So I can understand why he may want to fight a doctor or two haha.
Do not mess with Jonathan. He will rearrange your schedule to accommodate recovery time, mess you up, and simultaneously order you a very nice get well fruit basket.
Bill has me concerned 🤣 maybe Bill should take a day trip to psychiatry for a consult for himself 😬😅 they might have better stress management and emotional regulation tips than HR would 💀
@@akenu87 psychiatrists have friends in the field. Even shrinks need shrinks. I was a CNA but I remember spending a half hour with one of the docs because he came into work pissed. Had to talk him down before he could start seeing patients.
I would stay clear of neurology myself, that reflex hammer is no joke. I would get Johnathan to do the fighting for me anyway, he seems scrappy. #GlaucFlock
Been thinking I might want to go internal med. The indecisiveness is a big part of the fit lol. At that joke I thought about the wide variety of weapon types and fighting methods I've accumulated -- none of which are exceptionally great or well developed -- and realized yep I'm this person 😂
I have to relate a story from my career. Here in town we had an ortho/hand guy who was a big bully and built like a fireplug and mean. And we also had a OB-Gyn guy who was a gentle giant but had a black belt in Karate and loved to fight and spar. The thought occurred to me for a charity fundraiser would be to stage a MMA match between the two. I don't really know who would have won but I would have bought a hundred dollar ticket to see it. ( True story. I use to keep a syringe of Sux handy when I did cases with the hand guy in case he came after me. My plan was to dart him, secure his airway, then run.)
im just wondering why and how dr. g has all these funny eyeglasses and then i remember he's an opthalmologist and probably collects every eye covering 😂
Right about now, I’d pick neurology. But I may have Bill do my dirty work. I think Bill could take on a few of them at once, the pent up rage is palpable.
So what I've been saying to the impostor for months is that I think we would all like to see a Bill Biopic. An origin story, if you will. Just look into his eyes... there's some good RU-vid content in there.
"All those poison syringes in his pocket." 🤣 Please stop doing this. I hate refilling Pyxis to find a drawn up Rocuronium syringe on top and more drawn up syringes containing other drugs in the drawers. I joked work the surgical tech that if she ever finds me frozen holding a syringe to draw up the vial with the peach top and stick me.
When I was 5 I went to the pediatric ER for orbital cellulitis. I couldn't see and was really freaked out bc 1) my eyes were effectively sealed shut with the infection, 2) this was my second er trip of the day bc the adult ER people said I was fine in the morning, and 3) I hated needles and they were trying to stick me. It apparently took 6 adults to hold me down to get an iv in and I slapped someone in the face in the process. Idk how anyone puts up with terrified children hyped up on adrenaline every day, but I'm glad I didn't have permanent vision loss and gave my nurses hugs at the end of my several day stay.
At this point, as a nurse, I'm willing to fight any doctor who's gonna be slack about treating my patients. Oh, you don't wanna treat this uti that this patient clearly has? Cash me ousside, RMO, howboudah?
As a CNA at Children's hospital, I can say with 100% fact that it does take a minimum of three people to restrain toddlers. If you have an angry little, they will find the superhuman strength to resist you. It's nuts!
As a four year old I developed a phobia of needles (IV line put straight through a vein spurt of blood on removal before trying again) so when I needed my next round of immunisations my mum had to take along help. 4-5 adults required to hold down hysterical me for the needle to get close enough. Yes, don’t fight the paediatric Dr. If they can successfully wrestle unimpressed toddlers, you know you’re going to be folded in half and effectively immobile before s/he can finish the first line of baby shark…
If I was going to fight anyone I’d play dirty. Bribe family medicine to throw the fight in return for covering their paperwork for 24-72hours. We’d both walk away happier and no one would get injured. But then, I’m not a Dr nor scribe, so they may say no dice.
