I feel like they could be the best based off what Amanda wants and how you cooperate with them. Edit: For example if she wants information and you give all of it easily with it also being accurate while not putting up much fight. Suicide Squad ain't gonna try to kill ya especially if you become their friends.
I still would take my chances with the Suicide Squad ,cause the Justice League is scarier due to both Superman and Batman alone heavily restraining themselves by taking the vow not to kill.
@@xavierjohnson2321Superman doesn't have a vow against killing, he just usually doesn't do it because he thinks it's morally wrong, except as a last resort. But, he still is easily the best person to have after you because he doesn't want to hurt you and he's _always_ willing to talk it out.
@@gameslasher8097 true I mean the Justice League is probably the one that would be the best to be hunted by. They don't have anyone who will kill on their team while Hulk if not stopped would kill with Hawkeye and Black Widow both assassins.
They don’t just offer you a cup of coffee. You blink and you are sitting in the coffee shop while waiting for the cops to pick you up. Superman is fast and Flash is speed personified, so as a complete normal there is no escape, but they are genuinely nice people. Heck, if you get in a Plastic Man type situation they might just help you turn your life around completely.
Maybe depending on the crime/ reason they caught you, they might not call the cops yet and are trying to ask you why you did it/ talking you down before they take that step 🥺
The Flash especially will talk to you like a normal person with genuine empathy, which is why his rogues gallery has so much respect for him. Plus, that scene with Trickster is perfect.
Honestly the Flash would be an amazing person to get caught by. Not violent, it happens fast, and you get to chill with him before he takes you to jail
Once he just walked up to one of his villains in a bar and just went "Okay dude i have something to do so after you are done with your drink go and turn yourself in" and the guy (who i think was trickster) went "Aww snap welp ya done it again flash!" like the dude is chill for someone who bends time and space like a god.
@@lvlHiveyup that’s the trickster in the DCAU, justice league unlimited. Pretty famous scene, they characterize flash (Wally west) really well in that show.
There is actually a comic where minor villains are playing cards and talking about why Central City is the worst place to live because of the Flash. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8P_9j37NrXw.htmlsi=J7vrH51d7ZClUBl
"not escaping the tower or batman" Imagine escaping by a very slim chance and then you just see batman behind you ready to make you use your life insured to the max.
Based on movies you could probably hide from the avengers bucky went "off the grid" wearing the most sus s*it daily while never covering his face. Hulk was also doing pretty well and I don't even have a chance of irradiating people or killing them with a drop of blood.
@@x0gucx Tony wasn't looking for Bucky though, Steve was and he has way less resources. And SHIELD knew where the Hulk was, he had to literally go off planet to be "off the grid".
I feel like the average person wouldn't last 5 minutes against any of these groups. You'd walk pass a street camera or go outside and instantly be tagged by their surveillance team
I don't think any of the Justice League members would see me as a big enough threat to require more than condescendingly ask me to out the hand cuffs on, and you know what, they are absolutely right
for most of them it wouldn't even be condescending, the JL are generally really nice people excluding Batman sometimes, once they find you they just have a good conversation with you before getting you to turn yourself in, a good example being The Flash talking to Trickster from JL Unlimited
With batman you have to deal with a situation like…entering your own hideout and hearing “You’re late, was there traffic?” Before turning around into to be choke slammed
The only person I would really be scared of in the Justice League is Batman. But I'm pretty sure Superman would get to me first, and he's pretty chill.
@@blackban4689Superman or Flash are the best ones, and thankfully the fastest as well. WW(is as fast as Supes, but Supes has superhearing so he will find you first) or Bats might beat me up. The other members won't even bother because the previously mentioned already finished the job.
Honestly the JLA hunting me down would probably be the safest bet. Batman is the only person who might beat me to a pulp before questioning me but it depends which version of Batman we are talking about. Diana would just lasso of truth me, flash would prob just talk to me or superspeed tie me up then talk, and Clark would literally just talk before doing anything
I like how the answer is the justice league entirely because you know they won't hurt you... like you dont care if you get caught... you never even considered why they would be hunting you... you just dont wanna be hurt and honestly i respect that...
@@Netflix_Gamerthey would not send Batman after you first, and he is definitely not gonna make it to you first. It said the entire Justice League, so we can assume they would be able to cooperate and have one of their speedsters quickly capture you
My mom is pretty chill now. But 5 years ago, if you made her mad, your time on this Earth was numbered. No disrespect to her though, the discipline made me a better person.
@@creamypickles7802 I'd honestly rather put up with the hulk rather than batman on average. Atleast if the Hulk finds me, a more reasonable avenger is likely close behind.
@@Blackw1ng idk what y'all on about, if hulk finds you, there's a small amount of things on thr planet that'll actually stop him, if bats finds you, he'll have superman and flash telling him to quit it or precision break bones, but you'll be alive every time😭 and most of the Avengers are just straight up k!llers anyways so when push comes to shover, they got the morgue on speed dial for you
@averagefoodprodect1420 Nah, Batman will send you to the Hospital but he knows how to not Kill and expressly has a code against it. Most of the Avengers have blood on their hands by choice. We have "The Unfriendly Giant", "The _Super Soldier",_ "The Warrior Prince", "The Walking Weapons Platform", "The Medieval Sniper", and "The Best _Assassin"._ With The Justice League, most practice Batman's "No Kill Rule" so they would be the most likely to apprehend you.(Plus it makes for a good story)
Suicide squad. Because there is ALEAST a 40% chance they all clap each other before they even make it to my area. And even if they do find me, I just gotta ask one simple question and they'd go back to try to kill each other. Me: so which one of you could kill Batman? Them: *immediately fights over who could kill Batman* Me: *walks away safe*
There IS a chance that one of the members is either A: Super no-nonsense, B: Done With The Bullshit, C: Totally focused on Completing The Objective, or D: All of the Above, though.
@@Sa.D.B0 Cap nothing. My boy put out there his reasoning and it was sound. They as a group DO NOT PLAY and they are very up front about what your options are. Even Widow almost caught an asswhooping because she tried to get sassy with them. The answer is, shut up and get arrested. Or they will give it to you.
The Flash can search entire continents in under a second, even hiding in another dimension won't necessarily save you, if he's on a mission to find you, you better be the most epic hide and seek player that ever lived. He's also the most gentle in his captures, goes out of his way to avoid hurting people, so I'd rather him than Batman, Batman will f yo sh up, dude has serious anger issues.
If you're getting hunted by the Justice League, you get yourself a neon sign that says, "I'M RIGHT HERE!!!", so that no matter who shows up, you can immediately say to their face, "What took you so long? It's not like I was hiding."
If it's wonder woman coming after me, I'll be preparing a bouquet of flower and some chocolate... Even though it won't work or I'll just get Flash asking if he can eat the chocolates.
The funny part about getting hunted by the JL is that if you try to resist Flash or Super Man they're just going to bully you a little, but if you resist Batman or Wonder Woman, guess who wakes up with a broken nose.
Not entirely. If you're actually really clean record-wise, he's liable to quickly and quietly kidnap you and do basic interrogation. Only time he'll do more is if you deserve it
Gotta love how the Wakanda Royal Guard can just perform unilateral operations with no one even batting an eye despite the myriad of international incidences that kind of behavior could cause.
It's funny wakanda are supposed to be the good guys in the movie, but they do pretty much everything every villain has ever done. Sort of like with killmonger how you're supposed to feel bad for him except he's gone against every single thing that he says that he actually stands for showing that he doesn't really care about the things he says he stands for. He cares about benefiting killmonger.
People keep referencing the Justice League as if Batman will be the first person to find you like the trio of Martian Manhunter, Flash, and Superman won't find where you are, pick you up, and have you in a jail cell within 5 minutes.
Batman be like hey I heard you didn't pay your taxes time for justice and proceeds to break both arms slam your head through a window through you off a 10 story balcony and then drag you by your feet to the police station
Assuming you’re just a normal person that’s getting hunted down, justice league or avengers because they won’t kill you most of the time. And plus it’s a question of when not if you get caught . So I just choose the quick and painless option
Go for the justice league, avengers have several special ops types who aren't afraid to take heads and guys like thor or hulk who are either impartial to your de@th or ticking time bomb which really sucks either way.
@@victorkaranja1420yeah that’s fair, hawk eye and black widow would have no issue with taking heads, black widow was trained to become a assassin at 7 so yeah… justice league will make it quick since they have the flash
Yeah, it's all fun and games with the Justice League until Supes say, "We just need to ask you a few questions," and walk you into an interrogation room with Batman sitting on the other side of the table
The Flash walked up to The Trickster (one of his enemies) in a bar and instead of fighting sits down and talks to him. He even points out he needs to take his medicine and if he does and turns himself in he would play a game of darts with him. He's by far one of the kindest superheros along with Superman. Even if you're caught they would most likely talk it out with you and try and make the capture as comfortable as possible if you willingly listen.
The reason I'd take getting hunted by the justice league over the avengers is because they don't have a ticking time bomb as one of their teammates. If you catch the hulk on a bad day that's all it takes to be apart of collateral damage.
Hehehe, brother insinuating that the JL has to "look" for him is adorable, with Batman in control of the tower they already know where you are before you commit the crime😅😅😅
i read that as which team would you HUNT? 😭😭 i was like “who in the right mind- actually no who in the WRONG mind would make this” and then i realized 💀
if superman is on a team hunting me down that’s a guarantee that i’ll at least live, and if batman is on that team it’s a guarantee i’ll be put in a cardboard prison. i think I have my pick.
I'm down with being offered a coffee as I'm being caught. Especially the flash. I wouldn't even try to run from him. He's too nice not to cooperate with.
Your best case scenario is chosing the suicide squad and plot causes in fighting and they forget about you. Worse case scenario is chosing suicide squad they don't only catch you but "interrogate" you before Amanda Waller decides she doesn't really need you anymore.
I love how it isn't even about trying to evade capture, its just "Which of them is going to be the least brutal when they catch me" because in a way it seems like you could almost evade the Suicide Squad, on account of them being idiots. Meanwhile Flash and Supes find you immediately, but are polite about it at least because they know you're no threat to them. Worst case scenario is Batman is the one who gets to you and breaks multiple bones and cripples you for life just to keep on brand.
If I'm going off the assumption that all groups have the intent to kill me, the only one that I have a fraction of a chance to survive from is the Dora Milaje
@@sleepyjoe1942 Take shuri out of the most advanced scientific environment on earth and then make her compete with tony and banner. You shouldn't take out arbitrary MCU events which are not logic based at all. You'll know more about physics than Newton if you stayed in Wakanda. That doesn't mean that you are smarter than Newton. It just means that you have way better books and labs.
@@ishanpekamwar9633 and? That wasn't the question. The question was about Dora Milaje's abilities, and I said that Shuri was smarter than Stark. Nobody's making up some hypothetical scenario where she's born in America lmao
Just the very thought of getting hunted by the Dora milaje is an absolutely terrifying one. An average person would never see them coming and they'd take you out so quick
Dude, all you have to do is shoot them in the head there’s like four of them so all I have to do is be in an area. That’s nice and clear like say the Sonoran desert and wait for them.
@@EggieBoi1284 Just because someone has no powers doesn't mean they aren't dangerous or highly skilled. Hell, Bucky has super soldier serum which pretty much gives him powers and you see how easy they're able to disarm him (No pun intended). And besides, I'm thinking of this from the perspective of myself IRL as well. If the Dora were real, there isn't anything I could do to fight back against them. and I HIGHLY doubt either you or the other guy could even put a scratch on their step if they were to come after you two. No powers ≠ No skill.
@@charlottewalnut3118 You're thinking too much of a scenario where you have too many benefits and advantages that you would not have normally, nor would they come after you in a situation like that at all. Be real. And, "All you have to do is shoot them in the head"? Tell that to the all the highly trained/skilled armed men that they've taken down in all their appearances with ease. There's A LOT of people in fiction where all you have to do is "shoot them in the head". But that's quite literally the biggest case of "easier said than done." And let's not even talk about how quiet and easily they can sneak up on you without you even realizing they're there. You'd be none the wiser, and an even easier target.
The only real threat is the main bodyguard. Everybody else just gets bodied unless the "plot" calls for them to to be able to do so. Best example was in the falcon & winter soldier show.
I'll go peacefully if the Wakanda Royal female guards need me to meet the Black Panther King T'challa or anyone of the Royal family of Wakanda. Rest in Peace Chadwick Boseman.🕊🙏🏾😥💜 Wakanda Forever!✊🏾
I'm going with the Dora Milaje with this one,they are espionage masters and thus the casualties are low bc ik their just trying to imprison me,unlike all these other teams,their casualties on a discreet mission is just unfathomable,remember the Ship on the coast of South Africa in Avengers:Age of Ultron,the Justice league aswell,lord knows how many villains conspire against them just to have the slightest upper hand odds against them,and we all know about the Suicide Squad,I mean the name says it all,if the person who assigned them doesn't even trust them to complete a mission properly at a huge degree that she would put bombs in their neck if they didn't apply themselves to these mission
I want the league to hunt me down Yes if Batman gets to me first I might end up in a body cast (or ill say Martha) but as long as the rich kid doesn't catch me ill get to talk to Superman
I like how he specifically said that you can’t escape from the justice league orbital station, and that you can’t escape from Batman. He explicitly called out Batman as a separate entity from the justice league.
The avengers are also genuinely nice. If Iron man were to catch you he would say hands up and precede to make fun of you. That is a lot better than the justice league.
Iron man is a narcissist, and absolutely the guy who catches you first, he’s gonna insult you as he flies you to the police station, maybe even grumble to himself about how he somehow found himself arresting someone so pathetic. The flash would deadass get you a cup of coffee and as you about why you did what you did, and then take you to prison and house-sit for you while you’re in prison
Everyone but dc/ Spider-Man would most likely kill you on purpose or accident and caring on as normal. At least dc have therapy for that so we know they feel guilty for it
@@bthsr7113nah, most of the avengers are military/ special ops types, guys like iron man had no problem taking out terrorists, thors a war god, hulks well.... Hulk, etc etc. Whereas with the jla wonder woman or the green arrow or lantern might be the ones most likely to pull the trigger and even still, you'd probably have to push them much farther
Have you read like… anything about Spider-Man? I’m not sure if you know this but his whole fucking thing is that he doesn’t kill. Please try to pick up your brain cells on the way out
The rest I can easily handle, BUT BEING HUNTED BY BATMAN!! Nahhh they got it, I would scream for Superman to hear cause if I am caught by Batman he beating the hell out of me. And I can’t afford hospital bills 😂😂
I'm not saying his takes are bad, I'm saying the take is crazy to think because the options are so bad that you won't pick which one you can run away from, you're picking the one who'll hurt you less
