Why Bert Kreischer Wont Accept Reality 

Bert is in a tough spot. He's always been immature and never really grew out of the frat boy phase. This has allowed him to become rich and famous, but at the same time if you don't mature a little bit and accept that you have to slow down as you get older you won't end up getting older. I hope he realizes that if he slows down he can still maintain his fame and success.

My dad died a month ago and Bert talking about enjoying ''Sneaky drink, whilst the wife is with the kids'' is literally word for word what alcoholism addiction is. I done seen it. Bert needs help.

Steve-O cackling at Bert for saying "I'm not an alcoholic." says it all 😂

“There’s addicts and partiers. The partiers stop when the party’s over” Bert, the party stopped 30 years ago

The fact I was able to realize how deep into alcoholism I was at 26 versus Berts delusion still at the age of 51 is baffling. Addiction is an absolute monster.

“That’s alcoholism, man”

Ari is a genuine sociopath. Bert is the nerd in high school who lets the football team haze him cause they told him it’d make him cool. Hope his kids do better.

It’s shocking how long Bert has been doing stand up. I don’t think I could ever do something that long and still not be good at it.

Saying you don't need to drink but then setting a time limit until you can finally drink again, and then celebrating your "sobriety" by getting shit faced drunk is peak alcoholism.

Bert has reverse body dysmorphia 😂 but on a real note, I am a recovering alcoholic myself and when he started talking about "the best alone drinking you can do is behind someones back" and proceeds to explain the rush of happiness he gets when he sneaks drinks, that's true addict/alcoholic thinking. 110%

I'm an alcoholic and I've been sober for 7 years now. Now, I can't imagine why I ever thought I enjoyed being drunk. I've come to realize that I didn't. I had just gotten divorced and was living with my grandparents with only a small bedroom to myself. At the time, it was escape or kill myself. Bert is my favorite comedian and even just going by his stories on stage, I think he rationalizes it like all addicts do. The reality is he will probably never quit because his wealth will mean he never has to hit rock bottom mentally. A lot of the time, it takes losing everything to make someone work to get it back.

As a guy from FSU who has been over to Potbelly's once or twice (referred to as pots by people in Tally) I can easily say that while I am not the biggest party guy, I can absolutely see how people like Burt can easily take their lives in that direction. It is a city that lives and breaths a constant electric energy through the day from all the people waiting for the sun to go down so they can go crazy, I have been the most intoxicated in my life living there, I have seen fights, been a block away from a shooting, carried people home, seen people urinating in the streets, had roommates and friends nearly die of alcohol poisoning after puking all down the dorm hall, etc, all experienced in one year before I decided to take a gap year to work on my financial situation. Bert really kept the persona of a Tally college kid to this day, a severely unsustainable path to be sure.

bert internalized "being a crippling alcoholic is cool" at a young age and has just rode that wave

what Ari did to Bert (and has done to a lot of his friends) is literally sadistic. the fact Bert let him bully his own daughter about something she can't help also says a lot.

I was never truly an alcoholic (I ticked off 4 of the 8 "signs"), but I certainly abused it - and then it started abusing me. Stopping drinking was one of the hardest things I've ever done, but thank god I did - no more anxiety, feeling better, WAY better sleep, list goes on...

I'm not comfortable diagnosing someone with addiction unless I know them really well. I hear your point, but there are two things in my head.

Adam Sandler getting fed up with Bert made me laugh so god damn hard!😂

YOU DO NOT DRUG YOUR FRIENDS. Ever. Full stop.

"I thought I did great"

Killed me when he spoke about secret drinking. Used to love when my girlfriend was up later on a weekend so I could morning drink without her judging me 😂 Its such a sad life to lead, hopefully he sees things differently in the near future before it kills him.