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Why Did I Write That Down? | Reading My Old Terrible Jokes 

Drew Gooden
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Thank you so much for helping me reach half a million subscribers! Insane. To celebrate this achievement, I've decided to react to some old terrible jokes that my brain not only came up with, but decided they were worthy of documenting. I may not be turning these ideas into sketches, or books, or stand-up bits, but at least I'm finally using them for something.
Let me know if you like this new set-up. My goal for the next couple months is to branch out as much as possible and try different things every week to keep my content fresh, and to hopefully grow as a creator. My next video is going to be pretty different than anything I've posted on this channel, so stay tuned for that.
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Also sorry the frame rate is so bad when the camera changes. This is a new camera and I accidentally turned the settings way down before recording the entire video lmao.

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Комментарии : 11 тыс.   
@Spicypuff
@Spicypuff 6 лет назад
Glad to know im not the only idiot.
@mrskitkats
@mrskitkats 6 лет назад
Spicy Puffin glad to know I’m not the only other idiot
@emistrash54
@emistrash54 6 лет назад
I'm**
@Noblepeanut
@Noblepeanut 6 лет назад
It’s so touching finding other idiots in this world. *single tear runs down my cheek*
@cejaythegreatandawesome
@cejaythegreatandawesome 6 лет назад
Your*
@gwent5106
@gwent5106 6 лет назад
Shoe polish*
@gabbyholloman9398
@gabbyholloman9398 4 года назад
“I’ve fought in every war” “my scoliosis has arthritis” Underappreciated quotes
@rachel7682
@rachel7682 3 года назад
“I’ve seen the way you looking at your grandmother and you better back the **** off kid” - Drew Gooden acting as Grandpa 2018
@atomsmasher703
@atomsmasher703 3 года назад
That shit was 10/10.
@cerysxox
@cerysxox 3 года назад
pfft my scoliosis has spears
@sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566
@sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566 3 года назад
My scoliosis... *exists*
@agnes3078
@agnes3078 4 года назад
Curious Jorge, just plain and simple as a fact without any context is the funniest I’ve ever heard lmao
@userisdeadandarchived2995
@userisdeadandarchived2995 4 года назад
1k likes no reply. Thats a record im gonna destroy
@t6amygdala
@t6amygdala 4 года назад
@@userisdeadandarchived2995 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@t6amygdala
@t6amygdala 4 года назад
i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard
@mardoweb3550
@mardoweb3550 4 года назад
Thank god it’s not just me
@userisdeadandarchived2995
@userisdeadandarchived2995 4 года назад
@@t6amygdala hahaha
@SquiddyHiggenbottom
@SquiddyHiggenbottom 2 года назад
To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches
@messyroadI
@messyroadI 4 дня назад
he's john mulaney after all
@cheesebeing5679
@cheesebeing5679 2 года назад
Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine
@jessarisetty5448
@jessarisetty5448 Год назад
They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes
@eggnogalcoholic
@eggnogalcoholic Год назад
Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️
@TheQueenOfSheba
@TheQueenOfSheba Год назад
Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao
@justsoul815
@justsoul815 Год назад
I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol
@yoongiverse.
@yoongiverse. Год назад
@@justsoul815 he was completely serious
@stewnstash
@stewnstash 5 лет назад
I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."
@mrk_twn_lbow
@mrk_twn_lbow 5 лет назад
Anti-christ.
@ellan1664
@ellan1664 4 года назад
stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings
@Asterluna
@Asterluna 4 года назад
UnFun Dip
@stewnstash
@stewnstash 4 года назад
@@ellan1664 oh NO
@julianfuller6148
@julianfuller6148 4 года назад
The for me is coke
@rileyure8937
@rileyure8937 4 года назад
"Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife." Is the funniest phrase of all time
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад
Riley Ure better than Danny giving you 3 dead toads as roses
@theartofphilomathy
@theartofphilomathy 3 года назад
"😒"
@NeckYourself
@NeckYourself 3 года назад
@@whatsallthebrouhaha “boomer” what year is this bro
@artyb27
@artyb27 3 года назад
@@NeckYourself have you been living under a rock this year?
@NeckYourself
@NeckYourself 3 года назад
@@artyb27 What makes you think it’s still acceptable to use boomer as an insult? You people need to let shit die.
@tyler439
@tyler439 Год назад
crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M
@damienearl8302
@damienearl8302 Год назад
Same! Like, I heard that, and my response was "Huh, I wonder how much he grew since the- oh *god* !"
@bye427
@bye427 Год назад
Hehe now 3.9 milll
@waesucks
@waesucks Год назад
3.9m now teehee
@Rosa-gu5sw
@Rosa-gu5sw Год назад
@rose you mean 4M
@littlewolfgirl8707
@littlewolfgirl8707 Год назад
3.93M now
@lavender2263
@lavender2263 2 года назад
it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing
@DottyyAnimalJam
@DottyyAnimalJam Год назад
can u explain the joke to a dumbass please
@thatcartoonistcat4344
@thatcartoonistcat4344 Год назад
I don't get the joke :(
@jessarisetty5448
@jessarisetty5448 Год назад
@@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.
@yajurojha8200
@yajurojha8200 Год назад
thanks
@GoodKidmAAdLizard
@GoodKidmAAdLizard Год назад
No, they don’t let me go there anymore.
@elizabethgrey6040
@elizabethgrey6040 4 года назад
Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...
@ilikeartsandfarts8452
@ilikeartsandfarts8452 4 года назад
Virgins for lives despite the wives
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 4 года назад
No it's cool he means high on Christ
@iknowdawae9513
@iknowdawae9513 4 года назад
I was about to call the church, phew!
@ye721
@ye721 4 года назад
@@janeeyre1990 let the voice of love take you higher
@nehanudawatte5173
@nehanudawatte5173 4 года назад
He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney
@Kenneth_Makes_Content
@Kenneth_Makes_Content 4 года назад
Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”
@TheLibertyRyan
@TheLibertyRyan 3 года назад
COMEDY GOLD
@grandlordSpencer
@grandlordSpencer 3 года назад
*chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees
@matt309
@matt309 3 года назад
@@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better
@lunadoodles8810
@lunadoodles8810 3 года назад
"ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why
@sock7077
@sock7077 3 года назад
hot........... cheese bURN
@anaqours
@anaqours 2 года назад
i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON
@spurcalluth6300
@spurcalluth6300 Год назад
The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.
@koiifsh
@koiifsh Год назад
i think it's the delivery
@spurcalluth6300
@spurcalluth6300 Год назад
@@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno
@chattymime
@chattymime 6 месяцев назад
bro right
@chattymime
@chattymime 6 месяцев назад
@@spurcalluth6300wow
@NerdyRulerz
@NerdyRulerz 2 года назад
"The way my brain works is that it doesn't" As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard
@riverkhan1128
@riverkhan1128 Год назад
my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember not everyone feels that way
@maddy3852
@maddy3852 Год назад
@@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol
@ot9twicee117
@ot9twicee117 Год назад
@@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️
@pearlhwva
@pearlhwva Год назад
not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao
@minipotatoghandi8780
@minipotatoghandi8780 Год назад
My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao
@coainc
@coainc 4 года назад
’curious jorge’ is, in fact, comedy gold
@PierceMyGuy
@PierceMyGuy 4 года назад
you’re right curious Jorge is freaking hilarious
@w0nu
@w0nu 4 года назад
What if he was actually just typing curious George and was too high
@SeraJaneable
@SeraJaneable 4 года назад
I came back here a year later just for the Curious Jorge joke
@ellasirna
@ellasirna 4 года назад
nicola wilkman that actually made me lol
@vay5540
@vay5540 4 года назад
I actually laughed
@gray1648
@gray1648 5 лет назад
"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"
@maisie2224
@maisie2224 5 лет назад
1.3k likes 1 comment (mine) suspicious
@kelcianatemplemire6477
@kelcianatemplemire6477 4 года назад
I love when he says that.
@kargleyjr0426
@kargleyjr0426 4 года назад
i literally read this comment as he said it
@kgouge8541
@kgouge8541 4 года назад
@@kargleyjr0426 same
@bonezarebroken
@bonezarebroken 10 месяцев назад
The way he just said "Pedophile Phil." so casually, and then moved with no comment was beautiful.
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 2 года назад
These are the serious ones: 7:21 Feeling like an adult 12:26 Making friends as an adult 13:34 Thinking vs doing
@mayhemilyy
@mayhemilyy Год назад
his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away
@MerBaby-xoxo
@MerBaby-xoxo 4 года назад
Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("
@localdreamer13
@localdreamer13 4 года назад
For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment
@lillydowty7455
@lillydowty7455 4 года назад
This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks
@BoeJurrow
@BoeJurrow 4 года назад
I laughed so hard at curious jorge
@jambononi
@jambononi 4 года назад
Frog first world problems, am I right?
@devy8473
@devy8473 4 года назад
That was kinda cute tho haha
@natalie-3737
@natalie-3737 4 года назад
I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha 4 года назад
Me too!
@laurenvcouto
@laurenvcouto 4 года назад
Nat i ugly laughed
@katiek2615
@katiek2615 4 года назад
Me too, and I don't even know why
@heidurakeiiiiii5804
@heidurakeiiiiii5804 4 года назад
I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew
@slategirl5046
@slategirl5046 3 года назад
my dad used to call curious george curious jorge
@cassics8285
@cassics8285 2 года назад
I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this: “ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)” “ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar” “Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet” *drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag* All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes
@cheesebiscuit8376
@cheesebiscuit8376 Год назад
I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather
@Syrange13
@Syrange13 Год назад
@@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2
@cheesebiscuit8376
@cheesebiscuit8376 Год назад
@@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense
@LSRandomHandle
@LSRandomHandle Год назад
Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?
@bleachyidioms
@bleachyidioms Год назад
these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing
@mewsic3063
@mewsic3063 Год назад
Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash
@meyague
@meyague Год назад
you can't get high if you read books?
@mewsic3063
@mewsic3063 Год назад
@@meyague who said that
@kim_tork52
@kim_tork52 Год назад
Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol
@derpina586
@derpina586 8 месяцев назад
What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063
@ouijaclown
@ouijaclown 8 месяцев назад
@@luxuryenbyyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha
@konkeydonk
@konkeydonk 3 года назад
I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on
@denaereimann2990
@denaereimann2990 3 года назад
Not to mention the popcorn under her pillow...
@amyhleigh
@amyhleigh 3 года назад
I do it 💀
@josie3221
@josie3221 3 года назад
You can NEVER be too prepared
@rabio02
@rabio02 3 года назад
Gotta see those dreams in 4k
@noonstyles3973
@noonstyles3973 2 года назад
@@rabio02 😭
@alexanderhamilton1026
@alexanderhamilton1026 3 года назад
'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.
@ariahalladay9086
@ariahalladay9086 3 года назад
I love your user name a little too much
@SketchUT
@SketchUT 3 года назад
I will now be responding to people I don’t wanna talk to with this
@marsxoxo1110
@marsxoxo1110 3 года назад
OMG A FELLOW HAMILFAN I NOW WORSHIP YOU
@goldennamedcooper
@goldennamedcooper 3 года назад
.
@thatoneinternetguy9258
@thatoneinternetguy9258 3 года назад
Sounds like a tumblr joke
@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW
The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.
@cargo_vroom9729
@cargo_vroom9729 Год назад
I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob Год назад
Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely
@DannySaurusRex
@DannySaurusRex 5 лет назад
I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.
@moormonkey
@moormonkey 5 лет назад
Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420
@thatsEforEveryone
@thatsEforEveryone 4 года назад
That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 Год назад
Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes
@Man-ej6uv
@Man-ej6uv Год назад
best hours for all that lol
@emmam1282
@emmam1282 3 года назад
“My scoliosis has arthritis” Best line I’ve ever heard
@sugarcombfilms3467
@sugarcombfilms3467 2 года назад
I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20
@upgoyxtirzruz
@upgoyxtirzruz 2 года назад
@@sugarcombfilms3467 well that's unfortunate
@Will-db4qo
@Will-db4qo 2 года назад
@@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig
@Cardinalt
@Cardinalt 2 года назад
@@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.
@coatimundi69
@coatimundi69 2 года назад
bars
@hnichole
@hnichole 2 года назад
This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.
@daydream5120
@daydream5120 Год назад
I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever
@voidgamer7122
@voidgamer7122 Год назад
can we get some examples?
@CricetoFunni
@CricetoFunni Год назад
Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.
@itsasecret5540
@itsasecret5540 6 месяцев назад
I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this
@40watt53
@40watt53 2 месяца назад
Please you have to give us an example.
@dumpsterracoon9920
@dumpsterracoon9920 2 года назад
Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
@40watt53
@40watt53 2 месяца назад
yeah
@Pizza653
@Pizza653 4 года назад
"Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into". same
@aidendaufelt8166
@aidendaufelt8166 4 года назад
H
@winter_wolf3284
@winter_wolf3284 4 года назад
E
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад
K
@god3500
@god3500 4 года назад
E
@birb_Mairead06
@birb_Mairead06 4 года назад
P
@breademojiwheatemoji4003
@breademojiwheatemoji4003 3 года назад
i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text
@ipaintontheskies
@ipaintontheskies 3 года назад
Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂
@libby9047
@libby9047 3 года назад
congratulati !
@okaayushi
@okaayushi 3 года назад
i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol
@LunarEleven
@LunarEleven 3 года назад
Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.
@ptolyclarke1400
@ptolyclarke1400 3 года назад
Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!
@MajorDeath-df9gm
@MajorDeath-df9gm 2 года назад
20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat 25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny
@reaganrene5140
@reaganrene5140 2 года назад
I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public
@lucy592
@lucy592 5 лет назад
I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.
@Rince
@Rince 5 лет назад
Lucy I laughed
@spicytunaman3172
@spicytunaman3172 5 лет назад
Rince I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)
@miyahmccraney1327
@miyahmccraney1327 5 лет назад
I cried at why mc a Comedy gold
@coco.0487
@coco.0487 5 лет назад
WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"
@haileybalzan794
@haileybalzan794 5 лет назад
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE
@weewooweewooweewoo
@weewooweewooweewoo 3 года назад
I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn” I have my priorities straight
@blankslate7491
@blankslate7491 3 года назад
I wish my life could be as in order as yours
@yeet-8603
@yeet-8603 3 года назад
I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience
@vampirebicth
@vampirebicth 3 года назад
last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers
@youareworthit5322
@youareworthit5322 3 года назад
Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.
@_4tr4mp0line
@_4tr4mp0line 3 года назад
i gonna add that to my bucket list
@getsouped
@getsouped Год назад
i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts: - cemeteries on demand! - stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about - *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son - theres a horse loose in a high school - toilet that just has a wedge seat - ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah - long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven - reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds - you felt spaghetti crawling down your back - party rockers of the jury,
@raz9388
@raz9388 Год назад
PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY
@getsouped
@getsouped Год назад
@@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b
@phantomboba
@phantomboba 11 месяцев назад
These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM
@40watt53
@40watt53 2 месяца назад
youve got potential
@officialblimp
@officialblimp Год назад
I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense
@batznotbratz8895
@batznotbratz8895 4 года назад
I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned
@topsoil8690
@topsoil8690 4 года назад
I want to like this so bad but I can't disturb the 69
@saoirsewood8890
@saoirsewood8890 4 года назад
nice pfp
@wistful4684
@wistful4684 4 года назад
Alli Swatsenbarg you can like it now
@topsoil8690
@topsoil8690 4 года назад
@@wistful4684 thanks lol
@peenixtrite
@peenixtrite 4 года назад
now its 169.. fuck.
@themambawarrior2290
@themambawarrior2290 2 года назад
I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.
@cowboytori
@cowboytori 2 года назад
SAME
@goldenfurniture123
@goldenfurniture123 Год назад
SAME
@dezh6345
@dezh6345 Год назад
I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said _why_ mca? "Because I stole the letters from the building. See?" "Why _mca?_ "
@esobelisk3110
@esobelisk3110 Год назад
same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.
@the6597
@the6597 Год назад
Im glad Im not the only one (Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)
@jfrfilms6697
@jfrfilms6697 Год назад
Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed
@40watt53
@40watt53 2 месяца назад
or how it didnt 😭
@nerdyfellow7740
@nerdyfellow7740 2 года назад
So this was in my notes: “Come on down to Lowe’s this Friday to pick up some totally normal cotton / polyester blend pants. With these pants you’ll be the most normal son of a bitch in the bingo club.” No, I don’t know why.
@willhouston4487
@willhouston4487 3 года назад
He's the spitting image of his grandpa
@spencerj9660
@spencerj9660 3 года назад
Ok
@jj3340
@jj3340 3 года назад
@@spencerj9660 Ok
@gob57
@gob57 3 года назад
That420 Bitch ok
@marconi1906
@marconi1906 3 года назад
@@gob57 ok
@GA_131
@GA_131 3 года назад
@@marconi1906 ok
@androgynous_artist
@androgynous_artist 5 лет назад
It look me five minutes to recover from Curious Jorge. 😂😂😂
@nekovechi
@nekovechi 4 года назад
SAME 😭💀
@stijnhonigvoort3448
@stijnhonigvoort3448 4 года назад
*BRUH* I KNOW THAT DEADASS GOT ME LIKE 💀💀 😂😂😂
@eggs8021
@eggs8021 4 года назад
Oh my god me too
@MrGoandrush
@MrGoandrush 4 года назад
I did not understand this joke:( Can you explain to me?
@madhurima7174
@madhurima7174 4 года назад
@@nekovechi 🤣
@misswilwarin8829
@misswilwarin8829 Год назад
I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"
@subsoar5734
@subsoar5734 Год назад
i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones
@starboiseb
@starboiseb 4 года назад
the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes
@cassteaelle7460
@cassteaelle7460 4 года назад
Lol that is hilarious and makes a lot of sense
@jodilackie2097
@jodilackie2097 3 года назад
Genius
@rat-in-the-void
@rat-in-the-void 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@ausernameiguess7058
@ausernameiguess7058 3 года назад
I've done that
@sallyr8384
@sallyr8384 3 года назад
I once pretended to type on my phone when it wasn't even on because I was terrified to go to the bank lmao
@camillepier3344
@camillepier3344 3 года назад
don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”
@oweng8895
@oweng8895 3 года назад
centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there
@cthulhutheendless1587
@cthulhutheendless1587 3 года назад
Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind
@lilylol9504
@lilylol9504 3 года назад
That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4
@monke980
@monke980 3 года назад
@@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
@finnlastname4397
@finnlastname4397 3 года назад
god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant
@therosieghost5180
@therosieghost5180 2 года назад
Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.
@seanbradford6657
@seanbradford6657 Год назад
One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years
@aebez
@aebez 3 года назад
i’m still laughing over “message to poop: you are what i eat”
@kristopher4130
@kristopher4130 2 года назад
so true ibuki
@kitkatrina1337
@kitkatrina1337 2 года назад
so true ibuki
@zanemcewen1343
@zanemcewen1343 2 года назад
so true Ibuki
@kotokoutsugi2993
@kotokoutsugi2993 2 года назад
Hello, fellow Danganronpa fan
@mimi.sues.
@mimi.sues. 2 года назад
so true ibuki
@user-oq2eh1fo2s
@user-oq2eh1fo2s 3 года назад
The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂
@kirbwarriork3371
@kirbwarriork3371 3 года назад
If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.
@amouryong
@amouryong 3 года назад
When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot
@kevincoleman2092
@kevincoleman2092 3 года назад
the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol
@lyon9580
@lyon9580 3 года назад
@@amouryong I still don't get it.
@roobee1234
@roobee1234 3 года назад
Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab
@MarbleSodaPop
@MarbleSodaPop 7 месяцев назад
I didn't have a notes app for the longest time since it wouldn't work on my old phone, but since I got a new phone last Christmas, here's some funny notes I have: Funny: Drink piss outta a shot glass Movie Idea: Washington B.C. - A movie where a caveman becomes president of the United States Heartbreaking News: Fans Shocked as Cute "British" Popstar is Revealed to Actually be Welsh All of these I thought I was a comedic genius for coming up with and felt the need to write down immediately
@kesidremel9174
@kesidremel9174 6 месяцев назад
The movie idea is gold
@probablypositivity8918
@probablypositivity8918 2 месяца назад
Love the movie idea, great title
@lizard_supreme
@lizard_supreme 2 года назад
world’s most rewatchable youtuber
@juliebogen1797
@juliebogen1797 3 года назад
"he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing
@monkiram
@monkiram 2 года назад
I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love
@kristopher4130
@kristopher4130 2 года назад
reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason
@megalyssa
@megalyssa 6 лет назад
“I fought in EVERY war.”
@KoteoNokan
@KoteoNokan 6 лет назад
Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up
@mr.coconut2310
@mr.coconut2310 6 лет назад
"I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"
@macy131
@macy131 6 лет назад
You better back the fuck up
@sethesteem
@sethesteem 6 лет назад
eskiet
@leonachamie6025
@leonachamie6025 6 лет назад
the Peloponnesian war was rough.
@ytmlo
@ytmlo Год назад
Is anyone gonna talk about how Drew looks like the human embodiment of Greg Heffley in this thumbnail
@amberchaba1148
@amberchaba1148 2 года назад
Damn 7:20 kinda relate. I feel like since the people that i talk to mostly are more successful than me, that im childish in comparison. I dont drive or live on my own like my friends a little younger or older than me. Im 23. I could also be happier with myself.
@karinai3730
@karinai3730 4 года назад
drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk
@froppiss5165
@froppiss5165 4 года назад
Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.
@sambrake7000
@sambrake7000 4 года назад
Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago
@nox71377
@nox71377 4 года назад
He knew
@elijah5374
@elijah5374 4 года назад
Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?
@PoorEdward
@PoorEdward 4 года назад
Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...
@quarterqueen
@quarterqueen 5 лет назад
curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza
@Nathan4564566
@Nathan4564566 4 года назад
Press X to doubt
@AV-wq2je
@AV-wq2je 4 года назад
Y to Shame
@mysticdarkwing6560
@mysticdarkwing6560 4 года назад
|-/
@mieshasehgal4975
@mieshasehgal4975 4 года назад
cool, but what about country music?
@daylinbridgewater547
@daylinbridgewater547 4 года назад
Nice profile picture!
@erend3643
@erend3643 2 года назад
"See the way my brain works is that it doesn't" was actually my senior quote :^)
@connormccoy6178
@connormccoy6178 2 года назад
Never in my life, until this very moment, did I realize just how much I want a shirt that says “pants” on it.
@dogol284
@dogol284 5 лет назад
I actually liked some of those jokes. Which somewhat scares me.
@bluewuppo
@bluewuppo 5 лет назад
Dogol Honestly it was all in the presentation. This would be a great standup bit tbh. Laughin at urself is great comedy
@ClodaghQuinnchannel
@ClodaghQuinnchannel 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@aspentree9
@aspentree9 4 года назад
the why, M CA one was actual gold
@anna-hv8fr
@anna-hv8fr 4 года назад
666 likes so i'm not moving that
@l_ndonmusic
@l_ndonmusic 4 года назад
It has the vibe of Tumblr at 3:26 am
@coolkid4457
@coolkid4457 4 года назад
I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago: “Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”
@slplssgr
@slplssgr 4 года назад
PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF THE FORESTS
@Notmyname1593
@Notmyname1593 4 года назад
Do you happen to live in Australia?
@sarahlouise9433
@sarahlouise9433 4 года назад
OH MY GOD KAHSKHAKBDODGOA
@spookybread1868
@spookybread1868 4 года назад
Keeps ants out of everywhere, those stupid motherfuckers.
@Cat-zq6iy
@Cat-zq6iy 4 года назад
😭
@angelicaschuyler1011
@angelicaschuyler1011 Год назад
The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp
@frickusernames
@frickusernames 7 месяцев назад
This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time
@micahbeckner2274
@micahbeckner2274 4 года назад
This entire video is like a half joke so instead of: “I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.” Its just “I have a step ladder.”
@ellyouayenare2095
@ellyouayenare2095 4 года назад
When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.
@micahbeckner2274
@micahbeckner2274 4 года назад
@@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation
@fairy5668
@fairy5668 4 года назад
@@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT
@fairy5668
@fairy5668 4 года назад
@@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT
@ellyouayenare2095
@ellyouayenare2095 4 года назад
Where there's a will,
@rubberduckyofsteel
@rubberduckyofsteel 6 лет назад
11/10 would watch “but what about country music?”
@elis.9862
@elis.9862 5 лет назад
ok lol
@oof8279
@oof8279 5 лет назад
That was actual a good idea, I would pay to watch that
@casey7817
@casey7817 5 лет назад
Mr too
@liamprinsloo6245
@liamprinsloo6245 Год назад
Curious Jorge is honestly the funniest thing
@juliamdp
@juliamdp 6 месяцев назад
I don’t know if I’m just really stupid, but I actually really like most of those notes. I’ve watched this video A BUNCH of times already and every time I’m out here arguing with drew because he goes “this sucks” to something and I go “no, it doesn’t, that’s hilarious” and I laugh every time
@teaganhazard5659
@teaganhazard5659 3 года назад
I found in my notes “need to drain pasta in a pinch? use a croc!”
@madisonjames6917
@madisonjames6917 3 года назад
Genius.
@Light-qx8iq
@Light-qx8iq 3 года назад
wouldnt the croc melt? are they resistant to boiling water??
@whimbrella
@whimbrella 3 года назад
Light they’re made of styrofoam not plastic
@_4tr4mp0line
@_4tr4mp0line 3 года назад
@@Light-qx8iq r/woooosh
@kamarannadi9291
@kamarannadi9291 3 года назад
haha
@ansleyiscooler
@ansleyiscooler 3 года назад
Drew: these are SO dumb!! Me who has laughed at every single one:👁👄👁
@allisonavery7273
@allisonavery7273 3 года назад
Kinda same
@megkrish7568
@megkrish7568 3 года назад
I laughed at some of them cuz they either made no sense or were so bad that it's good
@ChocoKCreamyR
@ChocoKCreamyR 3 года назад
You laughed so hard your right eye went to the other side of the comment
@octosadventures1949
@octosadventures1949 3 года назад
@@ChocoKCreamyR yea that’s a weird lookin face
@lavenderplant
@lavenderplant 3 года назад
a gog AND karl fan? cool
@leinaamatsuji-berry561
@leinaamatsuji-berry561 2 года назад
It’s 2022 and I still crack up at “Weed is supposed to relax you but it turns me into”
@babyydemon1201
@babyydemon1201 2 года назад
As a song writer who uses journals and my phone notes equally to jot down song ideas, random lyrics, and whole songs.. the amount of unfinished one liner lyrics I’ve got in my notes is too relatable to this😂
@toughorangebloomplayz1272
@toughorangebloomplayz1272 5 лет назад
I see the resemblance between drew and his grandfather
@shroomish4937
@shroomish4937 4 года назад
Yeah thay both look like danny...
@ratherande
@ratherande 4 года назад
Its subtle but I can definitely see it
@sunder530
@sunder530 4 года назад
I guess maybe if you squint
@katesszz
@katesszz 4 года назад
Really? I dont see it.
@somethingbehindyouu
@somethingbehindyouu 4 года назад
Meh
@oliviap.1370
@oliviap.1370 3 года назад
Curious Jorge is legitimately the funniest thing that I've ever heard
@thecoldestgoodbye
@thecoldestgoodbye Год назад
SOMEONE ELSE THANK GOD I WAS WHEEZING
@koiifsh
@koiifsh Год назад
every once in a while i whisper it to myself and start giggling uncontrollably
@kososka
@kososka Год назад
I laugh everytime I watch this video, just because of it
@platypusparasol9825
@platypusparasol9825 Год назад
i laughed and then i noticed that he has always been named jorge in my mind cause i watched the spanish dub as a kid. curious jorge fucking slaps.
@waspsandwich6548
@waspsandwich6548 8 месяцев назад
autism
@biggestastiest
@biggestastiest Год назад
drew gooden reminds me of jesse pinkman but in like a scared animal with wide eyes kinda way
@grapenuts111
@grapenuts111 9 месяцев назад
happy 10th birthday to "why, mc a?"
@madazzahatter9257
@madazzahatter9257 3 года назад
“I’ve never had 500,000 of anything” Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*
@nuggetstreamer7573
@nuggetstreamer7573 3 года назад
drews brain cells:
@ancis1327
@ancis1327 3 года назад
Drew's subscribers:
@gage6173
@gage6173 3 года назад
Drews:
@madazzahatter9257
@madazzahatter9257 3 года назад
mango socks you really think he has that much
@millyc.7925
@millyc.7925 3 года назад
Madazzahatter don’t do him like that, man
@shamblesinshambles
@shamblesinshambles 3 года назад
Something about Drew makes me think every room he’s in is a hotel room. Like, he feels like a hotel room.
@piskelo1065
@piskelo1065 2 года назад
Somehow i know exactly what you mean
@beatricefox937
@beatricefox937 2 года назад
This is poetry
@LB_THE_NINJA
@LB_THE_NINJA 2 года назад
Pitbull said "meet me in the hotel room" Drew said "I am the hotel room"
@claire8011
@claire8011 2 года назад
This comment needs more likes
@starrysoleil4760
@starrysoleil4760 2 года назад
Drew *is* a hotel room.
@potmki6601
@potmki6601 2 года назад
I laughed out loud at the idea of guns that are only working with shitty outdated voice recognition software. Making them just unbearable to use is such a funny idea in itself, but describtion of the workout mix issue is just hillarious
@ShortForMitchel
@ShortForMitchel 3 месяца назад
This video came out when I was smoking a lot of weed and I thought I wouldn't like it, so I didn't watch it. I'm glad I came back through to watch it now because I was right. I would have hated it. But I love it now
@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss
@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss 3 года назад
I have a note from 2015 that says: “Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D” No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that
@Elm04
@Elm04 3 года назад
I think that was referencing this video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nRTBM4UwnBs.html
@okaayushi
@okaayushi 3 года назад
OMG i cant stop laughing
@ivyravenclaw3573
@ivyravenclaw3573 3 года назад
Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌
@strangerthings9384
@strangerthings9384 3 года назад
@@Elm04 omg-
@music-by-storm
@music-by-storm 3 года назад
The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol
@camryn333
@camryn333 4 года назад
dude that 'why MC A?" thing had me crying lol
@archontoulapaschali5930
@archontoulapaschali5930 4 года назад
I didn't get that one :/
@camryn333
@camryn333 4 года назад
Archontoula Paschali like Y M C A but why
@EndertheDragon0922
@EndertheDragon0922 4 года назад
Dang it I looked at this right before that joke and spoiled it for myself.
@nosleep9816
@nosleep9816 4 года назад
Yeah same lol
@Ckb.
@Ckb. 4 года назад
bruh i felt dumb because it was so bad that it was funny
@thehauntedattic4279
@thehauntedattic4279 Год назад
I have a skit idea in my notes and it goes as follows: - girl offers somebody a piece of gum he says Thank you and takes it, then he offers her a rotisserie chicken.
@albertlassiter8608
@albertlassiter8608 5 месяцев назад
7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come
@ashlynwalker5437
@ashlynwalker5437 4 года назад
Knowing that drew gets high makes me really uncomfortable cause I always forget he’s not a 12 year old boy
@BlueChillstep
@BlueChillstep 4 года назад
@@kotawillowdiary lol it's just weed
@popsicko6493
@popsicko6493 4 года назад
@@kotawillowdiary it really isn't that big of a deal. It's not like he's just admitted to smoking crack.
@skdncbdjsjxbdb
@skdncbdjsjxbdb 4 года назад
@@popsicko6493 well for a 12 year old it would be a big deal.. that was the joke
@seanm9306
@seanm9306 4 года назад
And he has a wife
@warricklow4218
@warricklow4218 4 года назад
it makes me uncomfortable too lol, especially since its really not common in my country.
@lizbeth5716
@lizbeth5716 5 лет назад
Curious Jorge was actually brilliant
@serenityfreeman5906
@serenityfreeman5906 4 года назад
Instead its Wondering Jorge
@theboondoggliest
@theboondoggliest Год назад
one of the funniest things ive ever written was "Queen Elizabeth whisky bottle BONKLE" this was written on top of a loving note from my grandma i was high on edibles and remember laughing so hard at this that i hurt my throat
@penguinmcswaggn2936
@penguinmcswaggn2936 2 года назад
On my phone I have a note that’s dated December 10th 2019 that simply says “Don’t marry a Gabby” and for the life of me I can’t figure out why I would ever write that. I’ve never known a Gabby. I can’t think of any famous Gabbys. I don’t dislike the name Gabby. But maybe my past self knew some crucial information I forgot, so I guess I’ll try my best not to marry a Gabby.
@bruh4891
@bruh4891 5 лет назад
that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 5 лет назад
Faith Um... I didn’t get it... halp
@laycebug3260
@laycebug3260 5 лет назад
Insomniac DaydreamzZz It’s a pun of the ‘YMCA’
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 5 лет назад
Gregarious Gonzalez wow... yes it is. smh 🤦🏻‍♀️
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 5 лет назад
Meg Loop Yep, I am. I said “wow” and “smh” because I didn’t get it
@jeonghansupremacist4354
@jeonghansupremacist4354 5 лет назад
I GIGGLED
@kelseyarchibald7368
@kelseyarchibald7368 3 года назад
“i’m feeling self cous cous” is my favourite thing i’ve found in my notes
@45webstar
@45webstar 2 года назад
Gold
@wishingwell_333
@wishingwell_333 2 года назад
i jus choked
@door1575
@door1575 2 года назад
PLS HAHAHA
@midnightgamer2088
@midnightgamer2088 2 года назад
AHAHAHAHAHA
@universeplays6952
@universeplays6952 2 года назад
damn, the only thing i have in my notes are two shitty fanfictions and a rant about my dads emotional abuse
@realleon2328
@realleon2328 Год назад
i am an aspiring novelist, entertainer of different feather, and i find it interesting the way he talks about his attempts at writing a novel. Some of the creative struggles he mentions here, they resonate, but the only so far as what isnt medium-specific. i.e. having to wait perhaps years while constructing a manuscript before receiving critical feedback is excellent because then I dont have to perform as The Artist
@user-sg6ww7ts6n
@user-sg6ww7ts6n Год назад
ok
@realleon2328
@realleon2328 Год назад
@@user-sg6ww7ts6n i was super stoned writing that LMAOO i get ur "k."
@panickedshears
@panickedshears 9 месяцев назад
I just found a note in my notes app that just says “Once upon a time there live” My writing skills are just impeccable, I’m sure I’ll become a best selling author one day
@FileCode1459
@FileCode1459 3 года назад
ok but why is no one talking about how drew's life crisis were so relatable???? i used to have these same thoughts when i was like 19 and sober lmao
@booferooo
@booferooo 3 года назад
I think the same stuff and I'm 19 and sober, it's been socially detrimental for me and you seem to speak in past tense, soOoO have you any advice for a fellow if you have overcome these feelings
@FileCode1459
@FileCode1459 3 года назад
@@booferooo hey so i tried to answer this comment twice but both times i wrote a huge wall of text, and i just wanna know if you'd mind reading through all of that or if you'd rather me giving a short answer more focused on actual advice and ignoring personal experiences... ? (it was around 700 words long idk if that's too much but it did look like a lot)
@booferooo
@booferooo 3 года назад
@@FileCode1459 length matters not to me(: I enjoy reading, especially anything that could impact me positively
@booferooo
@booferooo 3 года назад
@@FileCode1459 btw I really appreciate that you've answered me at all and I hope you have a great day 🥺
@FileCode1459
@FileCode1459 3 года назад
@@booferooo awww thank you! i really enjoyed thinkinng about it and answering your question, so thank you as well! okay, i'll send it:
@hopeschannel
@hopeschannel 6 лет назад
curious jorge and the man w the yellow sombrero
@grahamhainesruns
@grahamhainesruns 6 лет назад
This is amazing
@arianagrande7731
@arianagrande7731 6 лет назад
Kint Lloyd Siodina #JustinBieber #KintLloydSiodina
@arianagrande7731
@arianagrande7731 6 лет назад
Kint Lloyd Siodina #LorenGray #JustinBieber #ArianaGrande #KintLloydSiodina
@jamesayre308
@jamesayre308 6 лет назад
I spent 3 hours watching that instead of doing work in college with my mate
@k.hindle4110
@k.hindle4110 6 лет назад
OML WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@quadtoe
@quadtoe 3 месяца назад
you’re a really great writer, those more serious notes were worded really well. i like the way you say things
@stevem.o.1185
@stevem.o.1185 2 года назад
Since everyone's giving weird stuff from their old notes, I've got two particularly horrible ones:. "Old Yeller, but it's with a Yorkie". "The movie Tombstone, but it's Steampunk, and Doc Holiday says, 'I'll be your custom fleshlight'" instead of Huckleberry"
@lilyreed9052
@lilyreed9052 5 лет назад
“I see the way you look at your grandmother” I got whiplash from that
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 4 года назад
I've got an old draft on tumblr that just says "Adolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
@crestfallenonthelanding
@crestfallenonthelanding 3 года назад
@BAntony that's the point i believe
@JJLiu-xc3kg
@JJLiu-xc3kg 3 года назад
Adolf the Reich-noses Reindeer
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 года назад
@BAntony gee i wonder why
@JJLiu-xc3kg
@JJLiu-xc3kg 3 года назад
Ramen Doodles What an incredibly creative joke nobody before you had made. Thank you.
@sexfuk2119
@sexfuk2119 3 года назад
*I know what I’m gonna photoshop next*
@armed_roomba6631
@armed_roomba6631 Год назад
4 years later all of these are shitpost gold and would get 10k likes on twitter
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