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Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts? | Gnoggin - Splatoon Theory 

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In all seriousness, lets look at the science, the anatomy of squids and octopuses, as well as the lore of Splatoon to find out the answer to this curious question. That's right, this may be a silly topic, but its entirely educational.
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@N3v3Off
@N3v3Off 6 лет назад
So that means, Marina isn't thicc. Marina is BUFF?!
@ditto-w
@ditto-w 6 лет назад
What if Marina was *B U F F ?*
@NoName-id6zf
@NoName-id6zf 6 лет назад
All my life is a lie !!!
@allenkagami2438
@allenkagami2438 6 лет назад
N everoff WHY NOT BOTH????
@kallyj3008
@kallyj3008 6 лет назад
N everoff mari-BUFF
@lindaramirez8742
@lindaramirez8742 6 лет назад
N everoff ALL HAIL BUFF WIFE
@boogtoons4630
@boogtoons4630 Год назад
The actual canon reason is mind-reading squid crystals that subconsciously wanted to replicate humanity! Love this series.
@Rogueocto
@Rogueocto Год назад
So marina is the result of some horny guy?
@anonymouswhite7957
@anonymouswhite7957 Год назад
Yep that’s basically what i wanted to say but you beat me to it. The mind reading crystal can arrange itself into what the collective wants. Overtime it gave the inkling & octoling sentience and shapeshifting (both from the crystal material properties and the lingering subconscious drive from humanity). My head canon is the ink are actually the crystal that envelop the squid/octo form and get manipulated into humanoid form. Also the crystal doesn’t just affect the cephalopods, all the marine life is affected (but the cephalopods inherit that human drive). This can explain why the salmonid have abilities like the cephalopods does. Though i think it’s just a matter of how much percentage of crystal exist and is manipulable by their species.
@cyanide_crow7970
@cyanide_crow7970 Год назад
What were those humans thinking about when they were all dying
@Shinyarc
@Shinyarc Год назад
@@cyanide_crow7970 booby
@laava32
@laava32 Год назад
@@akirapink It encompasses everything, from culture to clothing and food and even physical form
@buzzsawenthusiast1756
@buzzsawenthusiast1756 5 лет назад
I absolutely adore this theory, but please, consider. Ink is stored in the balls
@izukumidoriya892
@izukumidoriya892 3 года назад
Futa?
@DrSoup._.
@DrSoup._. 3 года назад
(Softly) *Don't.*
@CursedCaptainGaming
@CursedCaptainGaming 3 года назад
Ah yes, female ink in the tits, male ink in the balls, so they can.. nut on their opponents.. yeah
@mysticalmadeline4793
@mysticalmadeline4793 2 года назад
@@izukumidoriya892 please leave
@iro39
@iro39 2 года назад
BAHAHAH
@mistermoon9305
@mistermoon9305 Год назад
I like how in splatoon 3 they explained that human DNA was released into the oceans which made sea creatures rapidly evolve into humanoids
@bub3124
@bub3124 Год назад
who robbed the sperm bank?!
@hatrisfan
@hatrisfan Год назад
Not DNA, but liquid crystals that had absorbed human behaviour and nature
@Issyisawesome108
@Issyisawesome108 Год назад
@@hatrisfan so that’s why they had a world war
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander 10 месяцев назад
​@@hatrisfanCum Crystals
@Lou-yf1jo
@Lou-yf1jo 6 месяцев назад
splatoon 2 and 3 are not canon
@alcerdemon9768
@alcerdemon9768 5 лет назад
*B O N E L E S S S Q U I D S*
@eldritchangel4058
@eldritchangel4058 4 года назад
Mmmmm boneless ribs. Hrglglglglrrrrrrrrrr
@vigilabo3007
@vigilabo3007 4 года назад
Better idea *S Q U I D B O N E*
@awesomespurr3606
@awesomespurr3606 4 года назад
*Uhhhhhhhhhgyhdhkhdbihdibidbbundnyd*
@MrFreshnoir
@MrFreshnoir 4 года назад
SQUIDLESS BONES
@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor
@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor 4 года назад
Boneless squids? Nothing weird about that (Not sarcastically)
@SGdarkness
@SGdarkness 6 лет назад
"hey billy check out the ink pumps on that one!"
@YoshionoKimochi
@YoshionoKimochi 6 лет назад
David Morrone its female dominant soo the women would be cat calling the men...
@harrypotamus4968
@harrypotamus4968 6 лет назад
It doesn't matter who's the dominant sex, anyone can "catcall" anyone.
@styxy2657
@styxy2657 6 лет назад
"Look at that squid donger" is all I can imagine for male cat calling
@slendergaming8171
@slendergaming8171 6 лет назад
"one's bigger than the other"
@helloturkey1143
@helloturkey1143 5 лет назад
Shawn Kangiser Nope. Dominant doesn't necessarily mean higher sex drive. Just look at spiders. Even though the males are tiny in comparison to females they are stil lthe ones who try to initiate sex with the female.
@notificationgangmember9339
@notificationgangmember9339 4 года назад
Lockstin; "Octopi...octopods? Octopodes...?" Matpatt's glasses: * Scientific flash *
@redbelmontoficial2537
@redbelmontoficial2537 2 года назад
*Game theory intensifies*
@Saltience
@Saltience Год назад
Octopedes is incorrect btw, Greek suffixes get turned back into English. It’s octopuses.
@notificationgangmember9339
@notificationgangmember9339 Год назад
@@Saltience bruh what
@kakaxing6125
@kakaxing6125 Год назад
mattpat please respond
@faby6515
@faby6515 5 лет назад
The worst part is that he actually tried to be as serious as posible, AND so do I
@TheIceLurker
@TheIceLurker 5 лет назад
Look at this man, going about this all scientifically. In reality some Japanese guy just wanted to make cute squid girls.
@agentepolaris4914
@agentepolaris4914 5 лет назад
It's always fun to theorize
@roaringthunder115
@roaringthunder115 5 лет назад
Yep
@Sarcast
@Sarcast 5 лет назад
-squidward games 2019
@agentepolaris4914
@agentepolaris4914 5 лет назад
@@peytonthedude745 Same here, specially when they move their hips
@brian_Austin27
@brian_Austin27 5 лет назад
And thicc octo boys and girls
@ShadowEclipex
@ShadowEclipex 6 лет назад
Well if the breasts are cause by the Inksacks then perhaps the reason why the males don't have have breasts is do to the fact that females have organs to bear young that push the inksacs intp the chest. So since that the males have no organs to bear young the inksacs have more space inside the body so they don't proturde.
@kirara4953
@kirara4953 6 лет назад
Matthew Smith The insacs become abs then?
@ShadowEclipex
@ShadowEclipex 6 лет назад
Kiraro The Kitsune Perhaps if the male worked out I guess?
@TheRealMichelozzo
@TheRealMichelozzo 6 лет назад
That makes sense. While both genders would have reproductive organs - it takes two to tango after all - even in our species the real estate in the torso taken up by reproductive bits is significantly smaller in men than women, even not accounting for mammary glands. Mostly because a lot of it is external, but even the internal bits take up almost no room. Honestly though, My headcanon/belief of the ink/octolings is more along the lines of them basically being elemental ink to sum it up. Only way to explain the whole squid now/kid now thing and the whole coming back from being blasted into splatter without just writing it off as game mechanics, which honestly it is ;P
@bewmotionsk627
@bewmotionsk627 6 лет назад
Your a smart boi
@JonathanTash
@JonathanTash 6 лет назад
Because long hair is easier to emulate with tentacles, having the inkling be girls made intuitive sense. That's my take.
@theals9605
@theals9605 4 года назад
When I clicked the video all I could see of the title was “why do squidlings and octolings have...” and then I watched the video and I saw the actual title and I was like “oh gosh what have I gotten myself into”
@alexsauers3413
@alexsauers3413 3 года назад
same thing here
@miakiikazu
@miakiikazu 3 года назад
squid lings...?
@AverageEveFan
@AverageEveFan 2 года назад
Same I forgot how splatoon comunity was
@dennisgabrielcalapati1387
@dennisgabrielcalapati1387 5 лет назад
Me: *watches this video* My mom: why is the FBI here
@reekid7541
@reekid7541 4 года назад
So your house got raided to
@brittanynguyen3794
@brittanynguyen3794 4 года назад
*Deep breath* So I invited them to play splatoon.
@blazkowicz9652
@blazkowicz9652 3 года назад
I am thankful that they are not here,l am 14
5 лет назад
Oh so inklings are... B ON E L E S S
@orangecrust7809
@orangecrust7809 5 лет назад
*t h e f u c k k i n d a p i z z a ?*
@vicivicibobici
@vicivicibobici 5 лет назад
Uh yuh can i get a B O N E L E S S W A I F U
@derped0164
@derped0164 5 лет назад
Well if they ain’t got no bones They’re boneless
@orangecrust7809
@orangecrust7809 5 лет назад
Derped 01 *SoN WhAt ScHoOl YoU Go To?*
@sassysauron2426
@sassysauron2426 5 лет назад
They have a system of bladders instead.
@VMan776
@VMan776 6 лет назад
Just because the designers made them that way. Ooh, I'm so smart! Look at me, tippity-tappity in the comments!
@kirara4953
@kirara4953 6 лет назад
V-Man 776 Einstein
@remixtheidiot5771
@remixtheidiot5771 6 лет назад
V-Man 776 this is the part where i say that theory videos are for people who like overthinking things and like learning through games if you don't like them watch other things, yadda yadda yadda, but you know............
@ShadowSkyX
@ShadowSkyX 6 лет назад
So kids could tell the difference between boy and girl. It's nothing complicated, or shouldn't be.
@theberrby6836
@theberrby6836 6 лет назад
V-Man 776 I love that lol
@the_Klozilla
@the_Klozilla 4 года назад
yes albert einstein
@thexander9531
@thexander9531 5 лет назад
Nobody:... Not a single living person:... Me youtube recommendations at 2:30 AM: WHY DO INKLING AND OCTOLINGS HAVE TITS?????
@flowrr_
@flowrr_ 5 лет назад
I don't need sleep I need answers
@ninja6245-real
@ninja6245-real 5 лет назад
Same
@brainman2867
@brainman2867 5 лет назад
Same, though.
@luvely._.nate01
@luvely._.nate01 5 лет назад
iiOcean_art • same
@PunkyPlays
@PunkyPlays 4 года назад
Wow same
@beartic_le
@beartic_le Год назад
fun to see people theorise so much about why squids are so similar to humans when after splatoon 3 was released, we just found out a huge bunch of backstory to the splatoon lore in the logs
@Roach4
@Roach4 2 месяца назад
Yea but this is a really good theory nonetheless 😊
@beartic_le
@beartic_le 2 месяца назад
@@Roach4 ikr
@egg1899
@egg1899 5 лет назад
"Darn Marina, ruining everything." And like that you now (Probably) have about 15 skilled assassins after you.
@keynanmartinez
@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад
Marina is an S+ tier waifu.
@mostlyjovial6177
@mostlyjovial6177 4 года назад
@@keynanmartinez maybe even an... X* tier waifu. Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out.
@keynanmartinez
@keynanmartinez 4 года назад
@@mostlyjovial6177 No don't go out you're right.
@yipps1171
@yipps1171 4 года назад
So is Pearl!
@yipps1171
@yipps1171 4 года назад
I'm one of those trashy kids on the internet who like to vote for the less fortunate Waifu material.
@RasenRendanX
@RasenRendanX 6 лет назад
- reads title - Well cuz sales have to be made.
@dallama2616
@dallama2616 5 лет назад
But theyre children
@mtsmashgamer0759
@mtsmashgamer0759 5 лет назад
DaLlama they aren’t
@dallama2616
@dallama2616 5 лет назад
@@mtsmashgamer0759 agent 3, 4, and 8 are children. Agent 1 and 2 are the squid sisters and there are no agents 5 - 7
@girou3834
@girou3834 5 лет назад
Inklings are 18 in splatoon 2 except Agent 3's generation.They are 16
@lanemccarty6831
@lanemccarty6831 5 лет назад
funneh
@mevlingo2791
@mevlingo2791 5 лет назад
*_Meanwhile the FBI and Scotland Yard are chasing me_*
@decepticonsoundwave297
@decepticonsoundwave297 4 года назад
Scotland Yard isnt in Scotland and it annoys me
@miakiikazu
@miakiikazu 4 года назад
@@decepticonsoundwave297 neither is new Scotland yard
@watermelon4890
@watermelon4890 5 лет назад
Lockstin & Gnoggin: *Shows that female inklings are more dominant* Saudi Arabia: *Visible disappointment*
@pickledgarf
@pickledgarf 4 года назад
Simp
@cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440
@cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440 4 года назад
@@pickledgarf lmfaoooooooooo
@mimikyulover3411
@mimikyulover3411 4 года назад
@@pickledgarf Person:respect women Simpletons:simp! 1!1!!!1
@agent8217
@agent8217 4 года назад
(😉) That's just how it works !
@winternet6730
@winternet6730 4 года назад
@@mimikyulover3411 correction respect wahmen
@theomegaghost
@theomegaghost 6 лет назад
B O N E L E S S I N K L I N G S
@1AMdoesSomething
@1AMdoesSomething 6 лет назад
W I T H A T W O L I T E R O F C O K E
@dopepope8697
@dopepope8697 6 лет назад
Spicy
@knightshade2654
@knightshade2654 6 лет назад
🅱️ONELESS
@MrGos-nx1ij
@MrGos-nx1ij 6 лет назад
B O N L E S TAKO
@princefluffie5493
@princefluffie5493 6 лет назад
Lol
@raishen1516
@raishen1516 5 лет назад
Wait... So if an inkling has bigger breasts they are better in combat?
@dakotadawn5789
@dakotadawn5789 5 лет назад
Yep
@raishen1516
@raishen1516 5 лет назад
Feels bad for flat squidlings and octolings
@deiji_hime
@deiji_hime 5 лет назад
@@raishen1516 If that really was true, I think it'd balance out. Having big breasts is most likely a hindrance when running and just agility in general where as when you're flat you can do so with ease. So big = more power, less agility and flat is the opposite, maybe?
@anduro7448
@anduro7448 5 лет назад
@@deiji_hime and more hp , maybe a tank (maybe similar to tf2 heavy) or sniper (as the chould shot it very far) , i heard somewhere that big breasts give the ilusion of a wider woman soo... works whould like too see in a game something like this , where like a if a woman happens to be a tank class she whould have a big chest . and a agile class whould be flat chested .
@anduro7448
@anduro7448 5 лет назад
@@deiji_hime and the flat chested ones , something like a shotgun or a assult , more molbility
@andrewrobotbuilder
@andrewrobotbuilder 5 лет назад
Scientists: It's an anomaly! Historians: It's a ranking! Perverts: It's art! Edit: Taxonomists, not historians
@cringecoininvestor6903
@cringecoininvestor6903 4 года назад
Me: it's a *Z I P P E R*
@jennytulls6369
@jennytulls6369 4 года назад
The FBI: "It's a crime"
@whaleping
@whaleping 4 года назад
Intellectual: We’ve never seen what an old inkling looks like
@jhalilxvii
@jhalilxvii 4 года назад
I CAN HEAR THE UNZIPPENING OF A THOUSAND PANTS
@optimisticnihilist7705
@optimisticnihilist7705 3 года назад
Antropologists: confused screaming
@NapaCat
@NapaCat 4 года назад
You know Marina could've just mimicked a belly button? They do revere humans after all.
@oledakaajel
@oledakaajel 6 лет назад
The male octolings' ink sacs are in their afros.
@teenageapple3788
@teenageapple3788 6 лет назад
oledakaajel I thought they were in an area that the girls are drawn like magnets 7w7
@tacomeme429
@tacomeme429 6 лет назад
11th limb
@Scyclo
@Scyclo 6 лет назад
oledakaajel lel
@n_worder
@n_worder 6 лет назад
Ink is stored in balls
@theinfernocrew6883
@theinfernocrew6883 6 лет назад
oledakaajel As an afro'ed octoling, I can confirm.
@josiahtheawkward6008
@josiahtheawkward6008 6 лет назад
It makes sense now! Female Inkling or Octoling was always the default gender. In advertising, box-art, Smash, and development.
@coachcookie_
@coachcookie_ 6 лет назад
And that's also why (subjectively) the girls have better designs than the boys -- because the boys were just thrown in, after they focused on the girls!
@AcidicSalt
@AcidicSalt 6 лет назад
Inkling is better also the default hair design is better in my opinion
@darkpaw1522
@darkpaw1522 3 года назад
The world of Splatoon sounds more and more frightening the more I learn.
@SmashBroD
@SmashBroD 4 года назад
I may still regret having clicked on this video from a standpoint of 'oh-god-what-does-this-say-about-me,' but that answer was really cool - especially because the Japanese naming part *really* suggests that the societal gender dynamics piece was probably an intentional (albeit small) piece of background lore, regardless of its use in answering this question.
@shanematthews1985
@shanematthews1985 6 лет назад
Pfft we all know the REAL reason..... To fuel the Rule 34 train
@dkempking4509
@dkempking4509 6 лет назад
Cypherous u are sooooooo right
@kennethvalentine8901
@kennethvalentine8901 6 лет назад
Cypherous Yes I already got my pencil and paper out
@sgtwolf7391
@sgtwolf7391 6 лет назад
Cypherous Oh my gad. That New Nintendo character. I MUST! DRAW! PORN OF IT!
@dopeynut
@dopeynut 6 лет назад
I agree with this statement Cypherous
@CipherAres
@CipherAres 6 лет назад
O
@spencerhansberry5156
@spencerhansberry5156 5 лет назад
Am I the only one that genuinely thought this was interesting?
@unnamedkidn.5944
@unnamedkidn.5944 5 лет назад
Spencer Hansberry No
@Griseosdreams
@Griseosdreams 5 лет назад
no you're not the only one uwu
@jacobspasojevich3976
@jacobspasojevich3976 5 лет назад
No
@thattoonaddict3553
@thattoonaddict3553 5 лет назад
No 🥴
@robloxaddict6662
@robloxaddict6662 5 лет назад
Spencer Hansberry no
@TCT2023
@TCT2023 5 лет назад
Am I one of the few people who clicked this video for innocent reasons?
@purplehexaballs
@purplehexaballs 4 года назад
The Cartridge Tilter doesn’t sound suspicious at all
@TCT2023
@TCT2023 4 года назад
@@purplehexaballs No, for real, I clicked because I was genuinely curious to know why. I mean, for logical anatomical reasons, the girls in this game would look weird without breasts.
@purplehexaballs
@purplehexaballs 4 года назад
The Cartridge Tilter ok lol I was joking xd
@8bitty192
@8bitty192 4 года назад
Yeah, I clicked for anatwoomy
@awesomespurr3606
@awesomespurr3606 4 года назад
Yes
@eddieflorio535
@eddieflorio535 Год назад
The most replayed part of this video is when the male inkling loses its shirt. Let that sink in.
@moxifloxi
@moxifloxi 5 лет назад
>family friendly
@lumpystilskin5367
@lumpystilskin5367 5 лет назад
Wott da??
@dr.kujojotaro6066
@dr.kujojotaro6066 5 лет назад
Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ lets just push that out of the way....
@Pythonian7
@Pythonian7 5 лет назад
Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ ey.... it you....
@skepticalfish1658
@skepticalfish1658 5 лет назад
@party rockers in the house tonight just why
@CoffeeSuccubus
@CoffeeSuccubus 5 лет назад
FAP TO WOOMY
@paincake420
@paincake420 5 лет назад
Me: I should sleep early today. Also me, 4AM: Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts?
@stulls
@stulls 5 лет назад
SAME
@mastergaming4505
@mastergaming4505 5 лет назад
Stulls me too
@Moon-ve3cz
@Moon-ve3cz 5 лет назад
Same
@mastergaming4505
@mastergaming4505 5 лет назад
Quinn aesthetic pancake heaven I don’t need sleep i need answers
@jonathanwaas7476
@jonathanwaas7476 5 лет назад
The inklings and octolings are 14 *FBI enters the chat*
@justsaying6341
@justsaying6341 4 года назад
Zerch Gaming *laughs in 16 yo*
@mariofox6643
@mariofox6643 4 года назад
Marie, Callie, Marina and Pearl are confirmed adults Both Callie and Marie are 19 as of Splatoon 2 Marina is 18 Pearl is 22 So FBI can't really do much on them . . . Well they might still do Pearl since you wouldn't believe she's an legal adult by appearance. Can't defend Inklings though Splatoon 2 Inklings are 14 years Any Inkling from Splatoon 1 is 16 years old in 2 but that's still not legal age.
@legna3407
@legna3407 4 года назад
*Also laughs in 15 year old*
@theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017
@theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017 4 года назад
but we don't know the legal age of consent in inkopolis
@agent-ye7pi
@agent-ye7pi 4 года назад
(😧) And what does it have to do with the subject ? I am starting to get scared ...
@mattm8489
@mattm8489 5 лет назад
Ya mans asking the real questions
@losman4107
@losman4107 5 лет назад
Because if they didn't, they'd be flat, and that will give the Flat Earthers another reason to begin a revolt. And we don't want that. It was a smart move on the designer.
@koolmckool7039
@koolmckool7039 5 лет назад
Favorite comment so far.
@Anti_herx
@Anti_herx 5 лет назад
That’s the last thing we want from flat earthers
@gj_25k10
@gj_25k10 5 лет назад
wOAh
@ninja6245-real
@ninja6245-real 5 лет назад
Um... why would they use that as an excuse?
@roaringthunder115
@roaringthunder115 5 лет назад
Ha
@gatorade5402
@gatorade5402 5 лет назад
Why is there a woomy with a swat uniform outside my door
@dizzyocto2536
@dizzyocto2536 5 лет назад
Woomy (RUN)
@jetengineproductions629
@jetengineproductions629 5 лет назад
*Smashes down the door with Woomy! ram*
@icy_pod
@icy_pod 5 лет назад
Woomy open up!
@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr
(Gets Scoped Charger ready) I got you.
@isharko5081
@isharko5081 5 лет назад
FWI(Federal Woomy Investigation) OPEN UUUUP!
@THATBLUEBLAZER
@THATBLUEBLAZER 9 месяцев назад
as a person who hold splatoon 3 up as my favorite game ever, i need more splatoon vids discussing the strange anatomical and biological strangeness of these fictional squid people.
@minisoul01
@minisoul01 5 лет назад
Basically for the purpose of telling boy from girl That or R34
@andrewsangona9099
@andrewsangona9099 3 года назад
R34 all the way
@farofa2843
@farofa2843 3 года назад
The designer made them to have breasts because he knew everyone would do rule 34 of them, so he outsmarted everyone
@honzikcalimlim
@honzikcalimlim 3 года назад
Agree
@mindyauron9137
@mindyauron9137 6 лет назад
Why is the FBI and Scotland Yard at my door
@Lazypackmule
@Lazypackmule 6 лет назад
Because you're Sherlock Bones
@sirknightjatv5134
@sirknightjatv5134 6 лет назад
Mindy Auron lmao
@oogaboogabe3464
@oogaboogabe3464 6 лет назад
Mindy Auron keepin the likes @ 69
@gaianexv2109
@gaianexv2109 6 лет назад
Lazypackmule Ha, I get it :D
@agentepolaris4914
@agentepolaris4914 6 лет назад
They're 16 in Splatoon 2, you should be fine
@FixTheWi-Fi
@FixTheWi-Fi 6 лет назад
... Did I really just watch a serious scientific theory video about why humanoid squid-like video game characters have human-esque breasts?
@PeskyKuriboh
@PeskyKuriboh 6 лет назад
A Person With a Name Yes. Congratulations.
@hiddenflare6169
@hiddenflare6169 6 лет назад
A Person With a Name yes yes you did.
@itsvairen334
@itsvairen334 6 лет назад
yes
@dariusmaye
@dariusmaye 6 лет назад
Yes and you enjoyed it!
@quintoncraig9299
@quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад
Yes, you did.
@rayplaysgamesrpg7233
@rayplaysgamesrpg7233 Год назад
Hey all. Future RU-vid Lockstin fan here. Splatoon 3 review some stuff. Inklings, Octarians, and other cephalopods have gave us the answer for this in the logs. The sea-life has ate special crystals that humans had. This contained human DNA. Sea life evolution practically explains the rest.
@minerlex
@minerlex Год назад
thats what i was thinking, i also have a question about the fuzzy ooze, how would it turn them into a mammal, if golden eggs play a part in the production of fuzzy ooze, how does that link in to mammals if salmons are fish, and how would transformation from cephalopods to mammals, what we see is just our inkling being coated in fur, afterwards there are no signs of ink visible, this can be up for debate
@rayplaysgamesrpg7233
@rayplaysgamesrpg7233 Год назад
@@minerlex Okay lemme try to break this down. The fuzzy ooze is sci-fi stuff made by [REDACTED] using special crystals that contained human DNA. Don't question it. The Golden Eggs play a part in just powering up stuff. You can probably figure out what [REDACTED] is trying to power up. It doesn't have to do with the mammal stuff. If you gonna question how are Octarians just hairy, but Inklings/Octolings a literal fuzzball, my scientific theory is that [REDACTED] gave the Octarians a dosage, while you literally just get bucket loaded engulfed with that stuff, growing hair everywhere. We also know that through Octo Expansion, they don't need ink to stay in that form, but instead they become zombie-like. Sanitized so to speak.
@RayTheClown69
@RayTheClown69 5 лет назад
*FBI Arrives* Why do I hear Boss music?
@cyberOIO
@cyberOIO 4 года назад
*Wait... Aren't you the boss in sonic games tho?*
@agent-ye7pi
@agent-ye7pi 4 года назад
(☺️) What does FBI means ? Freshest beats inner ?
@cyberOIO
@cyberOIO 4 года назад
@@agent-ye7pi Oh you're in so much luck that you don't know how the FBI is.
@agent-ye7pi
@agent-ye7pi 4 года назад
@@cyberOIO (😧) Why ? Are they dangerous ? Do they eat squids with a pinch of salt and lots of spices ? How do I know how to cook squids ? Because I eat squids myself ... Argh well you know what to make someone dangerous in my world they just need to be specist .
@cyberOIO
@cyberOIO 4 года назад
@@agent-ye7pi No, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ.
@woomygameplayinc4957
@woomygameplayinc4957 5 лет назад
Hmmm. Mom: *checks Watch history*
@renamamiya4780
@renamamiya4780 5 лет назад
Rip
@callmezeldaonemoartime
@callmezeldaonemoartime 5 лет назад
WoomyGameplay Inc oof
@owenstroud5656
@owenstroud5656 6 лет назад
I'm getting the Luigi's bulge game theory vibe from this.
@theringsragingflameinciner3901
Owen stroud hes done this 2 times already
@Robin-vf2lk
@Robin-vf2lk 6 лет назад
Same
@mcqueen3825
@mcqueen3825 5 лет назад
We meet again
@luckytidbit6225
@luckytidbit6225 5 лет назад
Oof
@lewis9s
@lewis9s 5 лет назад
Wait so if female inklings have breasts does that mean male inklings would follow logic and have a... *_RULE 34 TRAIN COMING THOUGH!_*
@moojuice5633
@moojuice5633 5 лет назад
They already do........ I know I'm late
@casualwoomy
@casualwoomy 4 года назад
Can confirm
@lewis9s
@lewis9s 4 года назад
_I’m now officially dead inside_
@casualwoomy
@casualwoomy 4 года назад
Good
@justsaying6341
@justsaying6341 4 года назад
Casual Woomy Damn
@dennisgabrielcalapati1387
@dennisgabrielcalapati1387 5 лет назад
And we have reached the ULTRA DEEP surface of you tube
@Sickmmaner
@Sickmmaner 4 года назад
Not really. It's when you see camcorder videos of cults.
@casualcyberguy1314
@casualcyberguy1314 6 лет назад
THAT PUN IN THE THUMBNAIL THO
@kirb3963
@kirb3963 6 лет назад
the dark nerd FREAKING AMAZING
@asherdevin
@asherdevin 6 лет назад
I don't get it
@Lonk742
@Lonk742 6 лет назад
It’s amazing
@casualcyberguy1314
@casualcyberguy1314 6 лет назад
Devin Asher Antawoomy Woomy is what a inkling is most known for saying thanks to GG gabriel gaming
@kariel5399
@kariel5399 6 лет назад
My brain didn't notice it the first time
@Deltarii
@Deltarii 5 лет назад
1950: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future! 2019:
@1dadall37
@1dadall37 5 лет назад
I almost died laughing at this.
@cherokee0580
@cherokee0580 5 лет назад
It'S nOt 2018! uGh!
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 5 лет назад
Bitch please, in 2018 Senran Kagura Reflections already allowed you to feel soft anime titties using the HD Rumble. 2019 will have one hell of an uphill battle to surpass that.
@ahhhhhh8493
@ahhhhhh8493 5 лет назад
2018
@keynanmartinez
@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад
Born in the right timeline.
@woomyhead7650
@woomyhead7650 Год назад
Splatoon 3 finally explains why they're very very human like
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Год назад
Since this is from 2018 and we didn’t know what we do now, I’m gonna chalk it up to the crystals having something to do with their humanlike appearance. Because that is the case, the first squids who dominated the earth had the crystal puddle as their home until they migrated from the water.
@MrBKainX
@MrBKainX 6 лет назад
Because Nintendo cares about profit
@Ash-oi9je
@Ash-oi9je 6 лет назад
Or fanservice
@killertherealone1691
@killertherealone1691 6 лет назад
Yup tittes
@agentepolaris4914
@agentepolaris4914 6 лет назад
Volan Cyber both
@blasterfox188
@blasterfox188 6 лет назад
T H I C C
@Ash-oi9je
@Ash-oi9je 6 лет назад
Probably the best answer
@kalenmcnamara8711
@kalenmcnamara8711 6 лет назад
Octopuses Octopi Octopodes These are all acceptable^
@snowpegasi2340
@snowpegasi2340 6 лет назад
Kalen McNamara Actually octopi isn't acceptable, that's applying Latin rules to Greek roots, but you still got two out of three.
@aimee4424
@aimee4424 6 лет назад
Octopussies
@josukehigashikata9667
@josukehigashikata9667 6 лет назад
Kalen McNamara correctly pronounced ~octopededes~
@aimee4424
@aimee4424 6 лет назад
Scribbling Intensifies sinful minds think alike
@milesgeiger9028
@milesgeiger9028 6 лет назад
Its octopedese
@bemoomeb6806
@bemoomeb6806 Год назад
Probably won’t se this, but from the lore of the third game, they were made from some mind reading crystals that read the minds of humanity when they went extinct. The crystals fell into some sea water and made the marine life as human like as possible.
@uchihajunior5648
@uchihajunior5648 Год назад
Now that we have splatoon 3, we have an actual in-game explanation: SPOILER ALERT!!! The inkling evolution was affected by the syntetic crystals humans made to mimic the sky that got spreaded by the rocket accident, they responde to human toughts and got passed to the marine species, making they eventualy evolve i to the land species they are now, so their evolution became directed torward the development of human-like features, including breasts.
@DrgnAnim
@DrgnAnim 5 лет назад
You know, we could be discussing how commander tar tar designed the challenges specifically for something that can produce ink despite the fact his AI finds inklings and octolings worthless and he did not know who would take over the world after humans/his death, but instead we're talking about this
@lordjaraxxus5418
@lordjaraxxus5418 5 лет назад
Dumb guess which will be totally non cannon and ties in lore of an entire different franchise that may or maynot be still alive: the game is one of the infinite universes that aperture science has for test chambers and needed test chambers for new gels.... but that would be a ludicrous as half life 3.
@catman5136
@catman5136 5 лет назад
The tests were designed to take the best and brightest of the inklings and octolings, that is why
@syweb2
@syweb2 Год назад
He made the tests after his initial disappointment (hence the four thangs). There wouldn't be challenges otherwise.
@goatsfluffy8254
@goatsfluffy8254 Год назад
I think he just had so much materials that when he became aware of inklings and octolings he just made the tests really fast.
@Its_me_NicoBros
@Its_me_NicoBros 5 лет назад
Response to the title: Hentai
@coolkid2531
@coolkid2531 5 лет назад
Next theory "Why does porn of splatoon exist?"
@Wow-ds8eq
@Wow-ds8eq 5 лет назад
This comment has 69 likes
@coolkid2531
@coolkid2531 5 лет назад
@@Wow-ds8eq had rip
@gridthexenomorph3658
@gridthexenomorph3658 5 лет назад
@@Wow-ds8eq now 98
@Wow-ds8eq
@Wow-ds8eq 5 лет назад
King eel dammit
@danksinatraa7081
@danksinatraa7081 5 лет назад
3:13 those hand motions are a little suspicious considering the topic... 🤔
@hawkowo3482
@hawkowo3482 4 года назад
Not really, he's motioning to try to make it as he were explaining.
@chocolateeclare2286
@chocolateeclare2286 4 года назад
Delete this
@chaingigan7545
@chaingigan7545 4 года назад
That makes the inclusion of the exterior artificial ink tank that’s a part of their equipment make more sense. If they already have ink tanks inside them, having one on the outside make things a bit more even and fair for the males so their natural disadvantage maters less.
@Real1Gaming
@Real1Gaming 6 лет назад
People think the hardest station in the Octo Expansion is the Girl Power Station. COINCIDENCE? I think perhaps.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 6 лет назад
I just beat that part. What a pain in the Ziga-zig-ah
@groudongamer3178
@groudongamer3178 6 лет назад
Real1Gaming I THINK NOT!!!
@Banjo-bl9us
@Banjo-bl9us 6 лет назад
I did it with Heavy Splatling and Curling Bombs. I'm not sure if that gold toothpick was worth all the effort but at least it can help me spam Tenta Missiles in ranked.
@Silentgrace11
@Silentgrace11 6 лет назад
It was difficult as heck when I tried it continuously with my mainstay dualies, but when someone reminded me that the roller is a one hit KO the battle was a breeze .u. Didn't even bother strategizing, just waited at the "spawn points" and plowed them down.
@bagodrago
@bagodrago 6 лет назад
If anyone wants to know, I beat it with Dualies. Things to remember: - Try to spawn camp the first few octolings. - You can kill Octolings standing on the wall before they spawn. (This works for the first few phases.) -If in later phases the orb is damaged, remember you can regenerate its health by shooting it. -Specials are your friends. Specifically Splashdown and Ink Armor. -Listen to Cuttlefish, use the weapon you're most comfortable with. It'll be harder if you don't.
@PrincessAshly
@PrincessAshly 6 лет назад
I think you handled that subject quite well. Fun without being childish the whole time.
@splatgetti1333
@splatgetti1333 6 лет назад
Icee2222 It's not childish to be pervert and that. No 5 year olds are like that but adults are.
@SlashCraftJack
@SlashCraftJack Год назад
Convergent evolution
@webz.toonztoon3628
@webz.toonztoon3628 5 лет назад
Friend: “what are you watching??” Me: *“just a guy explaining about breasts”* Friend: .... *._.* *WHY* ....
@blazkowicz9652
@blazkowicz9652 3 года назад
Me: *STFU,I LIKE THEM!!!*
@the_dead_knight3
@the_dead_knight3 Год назад
Well because of Splatoon 3 now we know that their evolution is basically influenced by the memories of humans
@mokeymokey1035
@mokeymokey1035 6 лет назад
The return of the running joke
@dljb1894
@dljb1894 6 лет назад
Mokey Mokey king
@kaitheking0x116
@kaitheking0x116 6 лет назад
Says the yugioh monster who’s monster is nothing more than a runny gag in the yugioh community
@mokeymokey1035
@mokeymokey1035 6 лет назад
KnightWolf 0X Ow, my pride.
@richardwilliams6676
@richardwilliams6676 6 лет назад
Mokey Mokey How'd you get away from Little Belowski anyway?
@Brodbrody
@Brodbrody 6 лет назад
Hm, no wonder Marina was assigned into military at-- Oh... that's a bad joke... thats a bad joke from years ago when I was way younger... clever... but shocking.
@GloomyAnimates
@GloomyAnimates 6 лет назад
Brodbrody lol oh hey i love your channel!
@themochamuffin1887
@themochamuffin1887 6 лет назад
Omg lol
@MegaGyarados
@MegaGyarados 6 лет назад
Ah. Good thinking. I knew about her smarts (well, obviously) but I always thought “But being a genius isn’t enough to be fighting for the Octarians.”
@Snail_kids
@Snail_kids 6 лет назад
Me too
@XiGlove
@XiGlove 6 лет назад
Brodbrody it's 18 and pearl r age 21
@mamoonarshad304
@mamoonarshad304 Год назад
I feel sorry for the FBI agent who has to go through his search history
@arizonasucculent8632
@arizonasucculent8632 2 года назад
Imma just put my theory out here: So I'd like to think that inkilings in fact since they had to evolve to be on land they also had to evolve to feed and give birth to their young. Squids lay eggs which are always in the water in a really gelatinous shell, and to top that off when squids lay their eggs they never stay with them. Infact some species straight up die after breeding. So when on land they have to evolve to now care for their young and since they're now "humanoids" or more sentient they have developed more humanity in a way. Leaving a child behind is now frowned upon and since they have to feed and take care of their young, they developed mammary glands to make things easier. Idk I like to come up with my own little theories on the game :.)
@octomine5462
@octomine5462 6 лет назад
How long did you stared at Marina to get this idea for a video?
@pkvox155
@pkvox155 6 лет назад
My guess 2 hours
@ianfox4966
@ianfox4966 6 лет назад
24 weeks
@freddobreddo2710
@freddobreddo2710 6 лет назад
One min
@SoulEssence
@SoulEssence 6 лет назад
If you want to win a Splatfest, side with Pearl In mostly every experience I've had with splatfests, marina wins popular vote, but Pearl wins both battle wins
@WhiteDarkness3113
@WhiteDarkness3113 5 лет назад
But I actually try to win it cause of the team I choose and yet I lost cause of o.o players ruining the fun in splatfest and in rank battlecafter rank X was announced
@raresweatymannypardospotte3111
You tired of this yet? R I G G E D
@lamegamertime
@lamegamertime 5 лет назад
But that's stupid... if you only play to win for the character, or just to win, then what's the point of having splatfest themes? It defeats the whole point, you could just go play regular turf war instead and there'd be no difference.
@SoulEssence
@SoulEssence 5 лет назад
Nate Wilson I agree, but that's not exactly what I meant. Of course, put all your effort into helping your team win the splatfest. It's just that the numbers seem to lean towards Pearl more often than Marina, so I was just pointing it out :D
@julielittler2672
@julielittler2672 5 лет назад
Very true, though it didn't work out in retro vs. modern... I wonder how trick vs. treat will turn out this afternoon🤔
@thatgreyhat2208
@thatgreyhat2208 Год назад
it's funny how this entire video is mostly irrelevant because of the new lore given in the Splatoon 3 story mode lol
@MoRiSeR_
@MoRiSeR_ Год назад
I have understood why Big Man exists instead of a male inkling or octoling idol.
@trendybrendy4483
@trendybrendy4483 6 лет назад
How Game Theory would have titled it: INKLINGS are SHARKS?? Boob Science REVEALED Joke aside, I love these little Gnoggin videos with just you at the desk giving a fun and entertaining lecture.
@kirara4953
@kirara4953 6 лет назад
Brendan Trevethan You enjoy a lecture? Masochist
@louisaguila2905
@louisaguila2905 6 лет назад
I wouldn't mind Gnoggin becoming a college professor. His lectures will very interesting!
@alexanderthomas3187
@alexanderthomas3187 6 лет назад
Brendan Trevethan Don't forget the clickbait thumbnail with a rule 34 image and arrows pointing to her breasts. That's the Game Theory Seal of Quality.
@theberrby6836
@theberrby6836 6 лет назад
Brendan Trevethan Me too. ^^
@oledakaajel
@oledakaajel 6 лет назад
Nah GT doesn't do clickbait thumbnails like that anymore. A real shame too.
@goomyloid
@goomyloid 6 лет назад
ink is stored in the balls
@ethaan3164
@ethaan3164 6 лет назад
cryfish lies
@toadboydude5015
@toadboydude5015 6 лет назад
Mmm...
@ryukomatoi163
@ryukomatoi163 6 лет назад
(ʘ ͜ʖʘ)
@junglebook3063
@junglebook3063 6 лет назад
Just called up Einstein and he approves that this is a very true fact.
@7emv
@7emv 6 лет назад
*I N K I N G T H E W H O L E M A P*
@ThePuff18
@ThePuff18 Год назад
So out you saying that Pearl could benchpress me?
@Landon_08-bd3vc
@Landon_08-bd3vc Месяц назад
apparently
@sacrificeforthetre2417
@sacrificeforthetre2417 4 года назад
When did my life get to the point where I decided to watch 12 minutes of someone explaining why inklings have breasts
@yh132
@yh132 6 лет назад
Mom It’s not what it looks like
@poof346
@poof346 6 лет назад
It’s for research I swear
@keynanmartinez
@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад
It's for art reasons...
@peterheid4433
@peterheid4433 5 лет назад
😂🤣😂🤣
@Disvoidal
@Disvoidal 6 лет назад
3:15 Lockstin your hands are giving your thoughts away
@pythiasibyls6269
@pythiasibyls6269 6 лет назад
My thoughts exactly!
@busyjackson
@busyjackson 6 лет назад
You're right 😂
@theblooper9631
@theblooper9631 3 года назад
Marina is an octoling, so DOES an inkling give live birth? that could be an octoling only thing.
@danyaliqbal1429
@danyaliqbal1429 Год назад
Oh, if ONLY you kept that question till Splatoon 3!
@Wow-zf6fh
@Wow-zf6fh 6 лет назад
Okay... Let's just disregard the fact that they can turn a puddle of ink into a *swimming pool.*
@facefisted
@facefisted 6 лет назад
Samuel Robb do they destroy the floor of something?
@wonktea
@wonktea 6 лет назад
CakeCat they can
@YuBeace
@YuBeace 5 лет назад
I love this theory a lot, but considering they also evolved from laying eggs to giving life-birth, they're probably just actual breasts. (UPDATE: NAH, READ FURTHER) *Update:* I have learned more about biology and evolution at this point. And live-birth and breastfeeding may have both evolved for mammals, they are not inherently connected. The breastfeeding part happened because at some point we evolved a different jaw, and as such different methods of growing teeth. At birth, we needed a new way of getting nutrients while our teeth hadn’t finished coming through our gums yet, enter MILK. Looking at inkling and octoling teeth, they seem to have distinctly different dentures than mammals do, so I don’t actually think they breastfeed. (In fact, they may not even be teeth, they might be beaks. Y’know, proper celaphopod beaks.) Perhaps they are indeed merely cosmetic, because inklings and octolings evolved to look more like humans. So they could’ve just taken on the appearance of breasts without actual functional glands.
@itsPlasma06
@itsPlasma06 5 лет назад
But again, they aren't mammals
@dannieyebagsz
@dannieyebagsz 2 года назад
@@itsPlasma06 yeah but maybe they work similarily. Providing some form of nutritious material for babies of the species. The only examples shown for nipple less inklings in this video were male, and knowing the weird biology behind inklings, they mightve evolved so males just dont have nipples anymore and only women desvolt them. Or, crazy theory, maybe both genders have a peak mating or reproduction/parenting age, near which they start forming nipples specifically for those purposes
@AverageEveFan
@AverageEveFan 2 года назад
Hi pearl aslo WHAT THE FAAAACK
@Wahmageddon
@Wahmageddon Год назад
@@itsPlasma06 Evolution can do some wacky things. It can give a reptile mammal-like traits. And a mammal reptile-like traits. For example: The Platypus. Which lay eggs.
@megakirby2131
@megakirby2131 Год назад
Yes
@Cornyone
@Cornyone 6 месяцев назад
I love how this guy took the time out of their day to research this. Imagine the horrors he would have seen while researching this.
@CraftKiller-tv7gb
@CraftKiller-tv7gb Год назад
It's late here and I have school tomorrow, but I know my values.
@epiccarrot88
@epiccarrot88 6 лет назад
Maybe, due to the females giving birth, their muscles are on top of the ink sack to make way for the womb, while males have room under the ink sacks to have the muscles there? After all, the strength, athleticism, ink storage etc. is exactly the same for males and females.
@pokeaust7800
@pokeaust7800 6 лет назад
epiccarrot88 That would make sense, so the ink sac could be spread around the torso for males while it’s exclusively in the chest for females
@DanielPereira-ey9nt
@DanielPereira-ey9nt 5 лет назад
That ,akes sense
@dial9119
@dial9119 5 лет назад
wait it does? man, I need to up on my squiddy knowledge of woomy
@Viantastic
@Viantastic 6 лет назад
I’m okay with this
@octilingboy7778
@octilingboy7778 6 лет назад
Viantastic wtf what about brigget don't you need took after her
@sagehanson190
@sagehanson190 6 лет назад
vian what are you doing here and why has nobody noticed you.
@korulet7901
@korulet7901 6 лет назад
Viantastic oh no....... Well bye 😑🔫
@bennyibarra9417
@bennyibarra9417 6 лет назад
Me too (I need help) #teammarina #peaplearemeantomarina
@bennyibarra9417
@bennyibarra9417 6 лет назад
Java Juice all of us that includes you (I think... Don't know)
@LYNN3Y_
@LYNN3Y_ 5 лет назад
Maybe the Inklings are a different evolved species of the squid with human anatomy. I agree with your theory! It has logic and reason to exist!
@GlaziolaNacht
@GlaziolaNacht 4 года назад
This is most definitely interesting by my stand point, especially as someone who’s highly interested in Biology and Genetics, though this doesn’t correlate I still find it highly interesting, thank you sir for bringing this knowledge into the light, much appreciated! ❤️
@vuppet5684
@vuppet5684 6 лет назад
Why are the police at my door
@ngyes2904
@ngyes2904 6 лет назад
1. *Are 2. Why do I see you everywhere
@tobiasarevalo9929
@tobiasarevalo9929 6 лет назад
Vsauce Puppet why are unfunny overused jokes on my coment section
@LokiScarletWasHere
@LokiScarletWasHere 6 лет назад
Ngyes, as much as grammar nazis (especially the British) will claim that "police", despite being a collective noun, should be only treated as plural, it doesn't matter nearly as much to the continent of maple syrup, burgers, and tacos, especially since the two ways you can address a collective can be used to emphasize that they operate as one or as individuals in a group.
@macawesomebird3383
@macawesomebird3383 6 лет назад
Because you used incorrect grammar
@Dougy
@Dougy 6 лет назад
Everywhere
@Haybalesnail
@Haybalesnail 6 лет назад
I sighed when I saw this but clicked anyway XD
@trollmootplayer2716
@trollmootplayer2716 6 лет назад
Holographic Space same. 😔
@Shierajackylnsword
@Shierajackylnsword 6 лет назад
same
@agentepolaris4914
@agentepolaris4914 6 лет назад
Why sigh?
@Shierajackylnsword
@Shierajackylnsword 6 лет назад
The title
@lpflowrider8619
@lpflowrider8619 6 лет назад
Picture this: Lockstin talks about why Octopeople have breasts. And for a trivial topic like that he put a considerable amount of time into research and scripting. And also it winds up being interesting despite the clickbaity nature. Bonus points for being open to debunking his theories. Now look at dear Mat Pat over there where he makes stretches and ignores lore and cherrypicks information to push his theory at all costs and on top of that being passive aggressive against even the friendliest attempt to debunk his theories and calls them haters. Bonuspoints for his "criticism shield"-phrase(Im sick of it but you know which sentence I'm talking about) and giving a condescending nudge at "potential haters" (looking at you persona 4 Teddy theory) You see the topic and theory is only as good as the execution of the production on this episode. So your sighs have a better use in the GT comment section, no offense XD
@Galarticuno
@Galarticuno 4 года назад
It could also be that the theory how the inklings based their bodies around humans, then the Octolings matched the Inklings to mimic a more week performing body for combat They could also attract a mate
@balladesan7232
@balladesan7232 Год назад
Now coming back to this after Splatoon 3 lore we can safely say they saw an illustration of a human of some sort and then took that form seeing how they can transform into squid-form at any time
@WhiskeyBougard
@WhiskeyBougard 5 лет назад
I never thought I'd watch a video which is in a nutshell, "Why do women have breasts?"
@AztecAddons
@AztecAddons 5 лет назад
R/what
@Kvnproduction942
@Kvnproduction942 5 лет назад
Damn ur a sexy walrus
@M12GProductions
@M12GProductions 5 лет назад
Men have breasts, too.
@strionic770
@strionic770 5 лет назад
Children have breasts technically *hears distant police sirens*
@lizzzrd5412
@lizzzrd5412 5 лет назад
Why do SQUID women have breasts I’ll have you know
@SerialDesignation_O
@SerialDesignation_O 6 лет назад
Watch Splatoon 3 have a boy band doing the news lol
@truekurayami
@truekurayami 6 лет назад
Why do I suddenly see four color coordinated sea turtles for that idea?
@thepoopfarter290
@thepoopfarter290 6 лет назад
b o o b s
@Darkest_Talon
@Darkest_Talon 6 лет назад
My idea for that is probably 3 pop stars this time and 1 being an octoling
@kjsams3683
@kjsams3683 6 лет назад
How about.. No Splatoon 3
@Oreca2005
@Oreca2005 6 лет назад
Yes I want that Male inkling for the story mode trailer
@jesusarredondo4904
@jesusarredondo4904 5 лет назад
Didn’t read the title name, now I’m on the FBI watch list
@emmik946
@emmik946 3 года назад
So who would have thought, the inklings are... *SPINELESS*
@frosty5379
@frosty5379 3 года назад
Technically, their spine is cartilage
@roastedpotato05
@roastedpotato05 6 лет назад
because we need dem splatitties
@chmess4420
@chmess4420 6 лет назад
The Great and Lovable Peridot Yes
@morecreepypiggy762
@morecreepypiggy762 6 лет назад
👅👅👅 yeah ;)
@ashy561
@ashy561 6 лет назад
The Great and Lovable Peridot delet dis
@shyguy585whydoineedalastna6
@shyguy585whydoineedalastna6 6 лет назад
*clapp clapp*
@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659 6 лет назад
*SPLATITIES*
@Alien--Bunny
@Alien--Bunny 6 лет назад
So about the male inkling not having nipples... if you look at any Japanese media like video games or anime, Free! (Iwatobi Swim Club) is a great example of this, male nipples tend to be missing. So I'm not sure about a shirtless inkling being reliable there. Otherwise, great video! :D
@HALOASSASSIN24
@HALOASSASSIN24 5 лет назад
@gucci fam nipples would just be a 2d texture on the chatacter model. It's worth noting that if inkings were never intended to appear topless then they probably wouldn't bother with adding nipples to the texture map, as it would be a pointless detail.
@pacey_808
@pacey_808 5 лет назад
@gucci fam no, you're all wrong, obviously the characters are also highly evolved human-LIKE, species like the inklings. Nobody does things to save time on development, everything is calculated for niche fanbases that make theories on everything imagine imaginable
@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q
@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q 5 лет назад
Well, I guess that that means that they shoot ink out of their boobs... Huh. AND AS DO BOYS
@breakeranimation4146
@breakeranimation4146 Год назад
@@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q That would make for an interesting Art Piece where the inkling/Octoling Boys just go full on Franky from One Piece and have Nipple Lazars.
@Maimgocouncil
@Maimgocouncil Год назад
Since inklings can’t live in water the eggs would ever have to be in some kind of container full of ink, an egg similar to birds, or like with some sharks the eggs would stay within the mother to hatch then be released. Some sharks have belly buttons so the breast could be muscles. Pigeons also make milk like substance from their throat for their babies if they can not find food so breast aren’t the only option for how animals can create food for offspring. So the breast being muscles seems like a pretty reasonable theory to me.
@cinder8154
@cinder8154 5 лет назад
So we go from scientific theories that change your views on gaming, to this
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