Why Men Want to Be Alone (But Not by Themselves) | Patrice O’Neal’s Wisdom & Pineapple Truths 🍍 

As long as You don't ask for sex. I'm down! Somewhere in the dwelling??? Like an Object? ✌

@@BlackberryTitties da vents

@@BlackberryTitties right, he's going to look for it somewhere else. Why do you ladies like to treat your husbands like your girlfriends? We don't like talking everyday especially about unproductive things, that's who we are. Lol

YES! That’s the shit right there! 🎯🎯🎯 My ex husband couldn’t understand that, he wanted me next to him 24/7 he followed me around like a lost dog, I couldn’t do anything without him interrupting me and taking over whatever I was doing so long as it wasn’t cleaning, cooking or housework related… but when it was he’d get mad at me bcuz I wasn’t paying attention to him 🥴 that was 12 years ago, he still pretends he doesn’t know why I left even though I told him daily "you’re fucking suffocating me"

@@HenryDube72 lol then don’t be surprised when nobody wants to be with you. Maybe you’ll find a girl who wants that but most girls want somebody that can actually hold a conversation and is emotionally intelligent, not to be in a relationship with a log

“Right you are, Lloyd my man.”

thought of hannibal when I saw this

"I can't live with you, I can't live without you"

Noting this quote down, i need it for a quiz in my literature class lol

“Can’t help you trick em, cause it’s easy and I’m so smart”

I respect that

Okay, but for how long? Until after you're done with your task)own thing. Yea, I get it. But? For how long The whole day, 4 hours, until you finish eating your pineapple?

That's why it's great to have separate rooms. You both have privacy and aren't in each other's faces.

I personally like relationships where you just bring each other around doing different things you like Want to go for a run? Drag your partner with you They want to watch a movie? Prepare to be dragged along You both get to do what you want without being lonely or not feeling important It’s a way to be both friends and lovers which is always fun

@@bleebleeblahblah i read that as “4 hours until you finish eating your pineapple” Damn that’s a big ass pineapple

He didn’t nod tho

He was excited when they said,” men wanna be AONE..”

In the vent , on the roof... Lol

You left out the best part! "Ain't that better?"

I seent that. A HUGE bite.

Bro! Hahaha! That was a great catch! That bite says it all!

Man thinks: ''He's actually right!" *BIG BITE* chomp!

Mega bite

@@coryander4918 the grin bite

😂

How?

How?

I think he is preparing for...the night...

@@gawelszczytkowski1991 how?

And the girl bothering him with TikTok shenanigans.

He just wants to eat his (PiNeApPLE) ALONE! ..with her in a different room

@Anna Seppala 9 people liked his post meaning 9 other people thought that was cheese too...

Him and his pineapple! Ha! 🤣🤣🤣

CREDITS : PATRICE O’NEAL / One of the greatest comedian ever.

I feel like he’s cursing internally. Like..”dude, y you spilling our secret” 😂

@@00clair yea

@@00clair exactly:))

LOL that’s so relatable. My father acts like that too

That's my husband to a t!!

What a whiney baby lol

As a shitty son, I act the same.

So your dad is a cat?

Idk man tell that to a narcissist

Even narcissists get tired of the spotlight. The problem with followers, underlings, and worshippers is that once they swear fealty to you & take their place as your subordinate...then you no longer have respect for them. Because then they've let it be KNOWN that they're a follower. About the only thing a real narcissist respects (or loves) is the closest thing to an EQUAL that we can find. And every narcissist knows...you MIGHT find it. ONCE. MAYYYBBEE TWICE. IN A -=LIFETIME=-.

Extroverted rarely have this issues

@@patchess5488 I’m an extrovert but I have this issue because my energy gets depleted very fast because my boyfriend is a introvert and it gets tiring being the one to have to constantly talk even about new topics so sometimes I just want a little space , a little me time to rest.

@@emanilove6222 sorry to tell you but that means you’re not really an extrovert. Extrovert “social batteries” rarely drain. It’s ok to be an introvert one isn’t better than the other but if your battery is drained fast because your with an introvert that makes talking hard than you’re an introvert

Felt that!

Wow you’re so quirky

Yes! This is truth lol

Same but I'm a woman:(

THIS. I hate sharing a bed but have trouble falling asleep without someone to say goodnight to at least. I've been cancelling plans left and right even though I'm lonely. I want company but I don't want to have to talk much to the person. Especially since I go so long between seeing people the verbal vomit happens til I annoy myself. I love when I can find people I'm past that point with and just... Be. But it's hard getting to that point. I started dating this guy once who made me feel very calm. We went on a long drive somewhere once and I didn't talk for 45 minutes. I felt totally at peace. He told me later he thought I was mad and giving him the silent treatment. I never figured out what that would have been about and he didn't seem to know either. Apparently his ex was always mad about something... 😬

Lol, spot on

You like him?

@@rodolfotsang4327 A guy would have to like me first. Can't act if they do not otherwise. I can just tell that he's the fun one. Btw.. I just woke up and gotten surprised by this question.

He smirks like this boy I used to babysit lol

@@francesedwards872 and you’re the type to play mind games

Or yellow watermelons

I thought cheese, too, before reading as nother comment about pineapple. Lol.

I wouldn't really call it big. Thats just an above average sized cheese

Dude i thought the same thing then i saw him throwaway apart of the rind.

I totally was wondering “Is that cheese? Or a square-cut pineapple 🍍?”

Reading is for nerds me and my wife would shove you up against a locker and take your lunch money

@@quackhead8938 Resorting to stolen lunch money to reinforce that quack habit, huh?

@@quackhead8938 Lol, jokes on you, I'm 300lbs and like femdoms. 😂😂😂

Hmm. I want her sitting in my lap at least while she plays her game or reads her book or does other stuff. I can't fully relate. I'm also not a submissive at all though. So maybe that's part of it

@@ryangainey94 Yeah, that’s way too much closeness for me. Let me have my space! Haha. Of course there are times for that, but in my opinion there are also times for being separate. It’s all preference. I used to think I was a touchy feely kind of love person, until I dated. It might’ve just been who I was with, but I really got tired of it. Even just handholding. Also, I’m sure you didn’t mean it that way, but it comes across like you might just want to control her/what she does.

Me too..iv been married for thirteen years and we both have our time apart and our time together

❤❤❤❣❣❣❣ me 2.

Absolutely😂

@Rasheed Gazzi 😂 Absolutely. I hate sharing bathroom.

Same!!! 😂

I swear the best quality time is when you can sit together in silence and read/work and just be content having each other in your physical space without the need of ongoing conversation.

Its a sketch stfu, no one cares about your input

You have a beautiful pic.... just saying 😶

You are cute

@@michaelschweigart3517 Aww thanks❤️

@@mufasa2079 Thank you❤️

Bro code is all body language. Men could have a full interaction without words, speaking from my own experience. I've noticed with my heterosexual buddies in relationships that their female partner talks enough for the both of them, and anytime he has something to say it can/has been twisted and used against him therefore silence seems the safer alternative.

BRO! Lol my girl spent the night at her friends house and i missed her but literally minutes after she got home i was like fuck i wanna be alone again.. especially cuz she was being super affectionate and shit haha, i love her though.

@@clarkkent163000 you can do it to any girl lol, just dont give her sex for 4 days then on the 5th, do her like its been months and she’ll be crazy about you… my girl was one of those unaffectionate types, now shes attached like a puppy lol

@@micahvelli_236 BIG FACZZZ

@@micahvelli_236 she wasn’t at her friends house she was at MY HOUSE she just told you that because she knew you would believe that dumb shit

@@cheaptimes915 LIAR!!!!

You mean, WAS a truth teller......RIP

The GOAT

Never lying.

@@wheels2242 Easily The GOAT.... "Patrice O'Neal had the best game EVA!!"- Bill Burr

We need him now more than ever

My main thoughts watching this was why is he waisting soo much pineapple?

He's literally eating the core, and you're complaining about how he's wasting the trimmings. Pineapple is for porn stars ⭐ 🤣

It's yellow watermelon

Ikr looks like a really good gd pineapple

I thought he was cutting the crust off of seeded bread 🍞

That was my impression as well

I thought the exact same

He gon kill hu

True! Dude kinda had a creepy look

Lol

😂😂😂😂

James Acaster

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

I’m not offended. But I also don’t want to be in a relationship. If I did, it’d be closer to this situation.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ima shout-out Patrice O'Neal, nothing personal but you trending and there's no credit 🤷

@@xgreenmarkerx hats off to you sir (or madame) because I was thinking the same. RIP Patrice. One of the greatest raw comedians that ever existed.

I doubt its a she recording. This guy has a boyfriend

@@dankykang2429 I can confirm. I was boyfriend.

@Wulfric you ain't told no lie, my G. But we know they'll never get it.

Not about women. Damn you women do that alot. Its just a me me me thing when it involves a man's wants an needs. It can't just be something for men only huh as if what men want isn't important

@@uncannytheos2454 talk about being a snowflake, relax and get your panties out of the twist they're so clearly in. It's not that deep. Do you always cry about harmless youtube comments?

@@uncannytheos2454 why are you so sad lmao. Nowadays everyone has become like that. My mom literally insulted the shit out me today because I want to be alone but I want her somewhere 😂. Most of my friends (boys girls both) are like that too.

@@uncannytheos2454 no its that this isnt men specific because women do it too.

@@impracticalmondoduke do you always come off like grade A jackass that wants to attack someone with an opinion. Ik its the damn internet fool anyone is free to make a comment however way they want. Or is that not what the comments are actually for? Fuck outta here u goof ball

That’s actually even more wholesome 🥺

That's why we have lesbians.

That’s everyone

@Naruto Minato you should know. No woman is begging for your attention sir

That's how I feel about my family like I'm happy your within my general 20 to 30 foot area but please don't interact with me and I feel bad for feeling that way but I honestly have a hard time being happy around them like when talking to them sometimes, I love them but I don't enjoy being around them if that makes sense

You can hang out in the vent 😆

It cuts off before the best line he says “just not in front of me trying to be my friend” 😂

Ohh no however will you catch your breath again after hearing such a mighty knee-slapper? I hope you survive🙏🏼 prayers to you and your family

Josuke we need our space

@@BraindeadBangerz Why you gotta be an ass? Does it satisfy you?

I thought it was a pineapple

Yea, was a pineapple.

Low key? The fuck you saying...

@@mrollins4684 it's young people talk gramps you wouldn't understand

@@mrollins4684 😂😂😂

Thank you, for the explanation.

I mean, we can play SOMETIMES. But, yeah... 😉

Very well said

Thanks. I think everybody feels this way, not just men. Feels a lil messes up to just point it at them.

I always described that as being antisocial together. Or chilling in the same room.

LMBOO. WHATTT

Yea mine wants me near him always but doesn't like if I talk too much

@@deniser.826 😭😭. Like in a mean way or just a what he prefers way

@@nyambsdeborah8954 no in a nice way he's just alot quieter than I am lol, I do talk ALOT n I can get on a roll....he's not bein mean

That’s fucked up

Lol

He's got a strong back but needs to put more in his arms before he gets the T rez arm thing going.

He still has to be careful around the boss

Your comment….🤌🏾💋

And u dont see no woman

For real !! Females just wanna be around all the time and talking, like i dont have anymore secrets to tell you and ive bee eith you the whole day what is there to talk about?!!

Y’all are kids if you can’t handle being around your partner for long periods of time. That’s what having a partner is. I get we all need alone time, but what do you expect married life to be like? You’re gonna live together for DECADES, I mean. You’re not supposed to make the “mystery” and “secrets” stretch out that long, you’re just supposed to love each other. And let’s not generalize either, saying stuff like “all females”, because there’s no such thing as “all females” or “all males” when it comes to relationships

@@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 lol that's why there are so many separations with stupid reasons like "we fell out of love" or "the sparks weren't there any more" ... Same group go on to have 6 divorces in one life time because they can't understand the simple concepts of partnership and commitment.

@@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 I think they mean don't be all up in each other's faces all the time. I know they said being "around," but I don't think they mean it too literally.

Which is why covid19 ended lots of relationships...including decades-long marriages

To sweeten his...

I thought it was a giant block of cheese

I thought it was a dish sponge. 😂

I did a double take like is that a fucking pineapple 😂😂

I often do that 😂

Basically yes

@Mel b lmao

No offense but with that smirk he looked more like the Grinch when he stole Christmas 😂😂😂

@@gemini_moon9689 Nevertheless he was vibing with what was said.

Sure ☺️☺️

If that's your definition of a keeper. You should see me. He should have learned to clean up after himself at 2 years old.

Hahah I like that part too!

Woman please.. he literally ate the pineapple after he touched the garbage can.

I cringed when he touched the fruit after touching the trash.

@@annarotari7797 THANK YOU!!!

He looked at her the same way the man was talking

Like he could see her

@@princesspickle2766 🤣

@@princesspickle2766 his wife is recording his reaction to the comedy.

🙌🏽

Saw him when he visited Texas at the Addison Improv

@@HandsomeHybrid damn you guys are lucky. RIP Patrice.

He passed??? Oh Lord… RIP… he was sooo funny

Sounds like Craig...The Pizza Hut commercial...The Office guy....

Exactly. Around..just not talking 🤣

what about silent kisses and cuddles ? 😆🧡

@Randy Marsh what was the point of saying bleeping then…

@@cga2393 still the same in the presence but just being with each other contently ☺️

It's funny for a while, but after 15 or 16 years that shit gets old.

@@tomsdottir usually most men like a busy woman but also has healthy relationship, when they are at this phase sometimes the loyal one stick with your man or having sex but just sex with someone else then it breaks. thats why old people who have been together for years maintain their relationship bcs of their child a.k.a busy raising and not having much friend anymore, having more friend USUALLY have potential to cheat but not ALWAYS for (EVERYONE) thank you for listening my speech and now im sleepy.

He liked where it was going

The last sentence🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can Nick come out and play now?!

🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂

Smart boy.

True.

That's so cute 😍

Awe 😍 Love this!!

Same here.Married for 21 years we absolutely ‘ parallel play ‘ because we are best friends with very different personalities but similar values,morals and senses of humour.It works!!!

Awww, that's wholesome 💖

Awww that's adorable, for real :3

introverts all the way

I'm the same me and my husband are always in two different rooms we are both so introverted I sometimes wonder how we got together 😆

@@louisegoldsmith1038 wow!! as an extro hearing this is mind blowing 🙉long as you guys love each other I guess and are okay with it

It’s a introverted thing lol not human

@@osas5211Even extroverts need some alone time occasionally

Yessssssss!! I can literally go DAYS without talking to anyone. I love my family, but I don't need people like other people NEED people ✌ .

TRUEE. i'm in a relationship for 5 years now and we're both non-needy (even when we're feeling needy we're not that clingy too), there was one time we didn't contact each other for 6 months 😭😭😭😭 we didn't even fight or whatsover, we just got too busy with our lives

@@dywfam 6 months? 💀 u in a long distance relationship or something?

@@roslenev we are in a long distance relationship ☠ it wasn't like this when we were still in uni but he graduated first bc he's older then he got a job somewhere else while I'm still graduating and going to get a job somewhere else too so we are NEVER going to be in the same city for now 😭😭 we're workaholics

@@dywfam jeez I understand a gap in communication and wanting alone time.. but 6 months? This kinda reminds me of a friend who was in what she assumed was a relationship for 2 years, except in retrospect it felt more like a situationship. Lack of effort and he quickly dropped her easy.

I told my ex that but she left me cause I didn’t cuddle her 24/7 now I regret every second I never held her

@@tanner_sines4301 stop that simp business. You a king

@@tanner_sines4301 I feel you friend.

When you die he will think oh I should have hugged her more

I like to hug my wife and make her my pillow

😭 he is truly missed

The greatest!! 😭

I'm going to look him up right now...

Wow this was so funny I watched it four times. This was great. First time I heard of him and I’m gonna look up his stand up. R.I.P

@@cartergomez5390 me too

Yep, good girl

Agreed

Not nearly enough unfortunately

Bro I don't even get it?

Nope. My last ex was a fan, but she was still a dumpster fire of a person.

Yeah lol same with me and the missus, it's weird I love being by myself but if I have to go on a long drive or something I'm ringing her 20 mins in like baby this is weird. Shell do the same thing, she'll finish work or whatever and ring me, she'll talk to me the whole drive home till she walls through the door then it's back to doing our own thing 😂

@@JohnDoe-bo5yk lol, yeah, it's just beautiful 😁

🖐🏽🤣

🤣🤣🤣

So he doesn't say what's on his mind...lol

😂😂😂

My guys really getting that pineapple

I thought it's cheese

@@uditraizada1335 it was turkey

bro the devil faces he was making wym lmfao

@@akshy471 If your turkey is yellow you gotta throw that out, man. Or don't idk. Might discover some new flavors or some shit.

@@akshy471 whatchu eating bro? If that's turkey for you...i-

Full on

Patrice O'Neal. Elephant in the room. Best stand up special ever made.

Philosophy 😂😂😂

Most people know who it is

RIP Patrice O’Neal……he said Jokes with true facts in that stand up. Lol funny as hell with the truth

My partner and I have those moments all the time, thank you for letting me know it happens to other couples

I have these moments with my man, friends, and family members. It is so relaxing and peaceful. 🥰

Sooo good to be able to reach that level. Not everyone will understand tho.

Yes

That is the Golden level of relationship. You are winning! 🥇

your “keeper” expectations are so high

@@michelleroy4105 STOP being lazy WITCH who wants to be a BITCH but can't because she's LAZY. (If you wasn't lazy then he wouldn't be lazy.) Opposites attract, so that yous can raise each other's energy up but since your LAZY you attract your equal. Two lazy people equals lazy babies that you will scream at because they are like you. NEXT

Same

@@evoncolon5320 Jesus dude lmao

Hes literally just eating a pineapple. He brought the trashcan to eat more pineapple. Also wtf wrong w you

That's my son he cries as my feet goes outside but am invisible once he knows am inside

@@MariaPh-kj9wy bless all of you mothers. 😊

No like not nagging and breathing down our throats every minute of the day is what the comedian meant ;)

@@Chitown312 usually that happens to the husbands who doesn't do chores on time or doing one thing for hours (playing games) when there are chores need to be done.

@@danteana5316 here here...I second that..u video game junkiessssss! I gotta cook, cook... and cook, wake up in morning w kids while u sleep, and even when ur barely doing any work from home office situation... literally all u do is play video games on pause...ur kids are destroying each other house in fire, kids ran out, ....ur still staring at your screen dead or deaf

Thank you for finally being someone in this comment section I understand

Thank you- I was looking for exactly this.

He’s not dead

@@divulgewithchip1099 uh, yeah he is

@@forbin80 No he's not, he lives on within us 😔

R.I.P. big man. You're missed.

Facts

In other words, men want peace

Bang on

@@skateboarding118 that’s exactly why old married couples argue all the time bc they have to spend time with them and don’t have time or energy to do other things

solid.

You single?

@@kinocchio of course she is. The angry bitter ones always feel like they gotta take a jab at men when they feel personally attacked. 😂

@@throwaway5926 how the fuck did you interpret that as a jab at men? All she’s saying is that this isn’t exclusive to men rather it applies to everyone

Okkk 👏👏👏

@@tylurmackinnon6217 the victim mentality

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

🤣😂🤣

Mine cracked up the entire time which basically means he agrees 100 percent😆

😆😆😆

Word he got put on the spot even though it wasn’t his fault about what came across the broadcast

Damn, I thought that was cheese 🤣🤣

@@dondavinci2183 me too!!!!

Durian actually

@@ghostscript2044 pineapple actually

THAT. REALLY.

One hundred percent!

I did not expect to find wisdom in the comments. Thanks for the pleasant surprise.

Not everyone feels this way, def not my wife.

Beautifully said.❤

The hell is parallel living?

@@maxdavis7722 yes

@@maxdavis7722 its the opposite of perpendicular living

@@daanishmanzoor1 I should’ve known.

Omg i thought it was only me.

@michelle unal That is really lovely, it's what we do qs well

That’s a fact.

He gets me.

I say that to my husband!

So whats the solution... A housemate?

I’m a woman and I feel the same way. I think instead of a man thing, it’s an introvert thing

we enjoy the company we just don't like talking to you lmao

@@ricardoh87 maybe you should try dating someone you like talking to lmao

Me and my friend Kaylee would literally stay over at each other’s houses and just sit or lay next to each other. Pissed my mom off because she thought I was ignoring her XD

Make your mind up. Your life partner isn't a coffee table or a dog.

@@Rambutan. 100%. Real men play for keeps.

Me too

When you first was in his presence. Did your heart beat fast? I’m a guy & this one specific girl makes my heart race. It pretty special. No other girl has ever made my heart do that.

ugh typical woman making it about herself

I'm opposite of this 😅 Sorry honey!

@@multicreativeartist6579 GO GET HER 😎

Mine too

Well, that's a little harsh lol. Sounds like some psycho shit.

@@collinsmcrae that's how it goes mate. Eventually you get fed up with it all and you just enjoy observing them and being around them. Not everything has to be communication talk this and that. Sometimes itz alright to just be there. Idk lad you'll get there one day.

@@thinkinghmmmm That's not my experience. I'm an introvert, and I like plenty of alone time a separation, but I also do genuinely enjoy my woman's company, and conversation, in proper doses.

That’s basically the definition of marriage

That's a bad example. Lamps serve a purpose and are somewhat bright

Naa, I prefer plants. Pets are too much.

This is true unless you have a super clingy pet 💀

Facts

@@j_me my son lol he’s literally my shadow. I think he forgets he’s a puppy😭

@@bambinakeke I think I know where he gets it from

RIP Patrice O’Neal

All ppl don't like clingy shit....how the hell do we be around each other all day everyday???....

To me thats like a "duh" thing

Literally me

I need to see that meme. Lmbo

Amen!

On My Mama

Who is we?

Never.

@Citizen Cyx ha not even close to Pryor or Carlin.

Yes

They don't understand...this is the majority of men.

@@maxlogan7388 how can us women be better at giving yall the space you need?

@@kaylasheppard7746 Like the video said, we dont want to be alone (single) but we want to be alone (in our room, living room, etc… lol Just makes sense.

It's so all straight males...

@@kaylasheppard7746 be your own person and cultivate your own space that doesn't need to be validated by a man

@Gavin Stephenson it's also a feminine womans nature then, because I've always been like that and many men I know don't have this nature

@Gavin Stephenson Many people, men and women value their private time. That is not what I am arguing against because that is a part of a healthy relationship. What I am saying is, that doesn't mean they get to keep their significant others on call. I only want you in my presence when I want you but you still have to stick around somewhere close by, "We want you somewhere in the dwelling, just not here."

@@TaweretSekhmetI think he meant in the sense of If a man playing video game you don't need to be super close watching and talking. You can be in the room but just sit back far on the couch, get your blanket and text your friend in silence. We acknowledge your presence we like it and keep it like this for a moment.its peaceful. Same goes for guys if she watching her favorite show and you know you don't like it but want to see her .you can sit far away on the couch in silence and let her enjoy the moment peacefully, without talking and being critical. Just listen to your music, sleep in silence or read a journal

@@edbabine Cool. I'm glad you we're able to explain what you think he meant. The thing is, that isn't what he said.

@Gavin Stephenson you still need to make an effort to nurture ur relationship and spend ACTUAL quality time with ur girl bc otherwise she will feel inadequate and unloved.

This was corny lol.

@@Hawkeyes319 no, that's a fact. 😉

@@Hawkeyes319 what was corny? The comment or what Patrice was saying?

@@Hawkeyes319 Yeah...hes fluent in Facts lol

Not exactly. By his own words, he was fluent in DUDE

Right. Im like sir you better not. You better wash your hands. You know darn well that thing is dirty and then he did it and I was like wow.

I’m glad I’m not the only you who was like “hol’ up?!?”

I had to check for this comment, hoping I wasn't the only thinking this. 😂😩

Omg thank you 🤣🤣

THANK YOU 😂

That sounds sweet! Lol

Awww.

Eh, don't think this is it, man. Sounds like you just wanted a girlfriend so you could say you were in a relationship but preferred her to be invisible.

😂

Patrice O'Neill, great comedian, died young.

@@TrajanaFortis thank you, was looking for a name

Is that what it is? I thought it was cheese

His response was the best, I loved his controlled smirking!!!

That was pineapple???

The thing is nobody is supposed to be around anyone all the time. People in a relationship need hobbies and activities that get them away from each other so that they don’t drive each other nuts. It’s also unhealthy to be with someone all the time because of the relationship ends, then you’re entire world collapsed. It is crucial to have hobbies and activities that get you out of the house and around other people so you’re not always with your significant other.

That's is a very important point. That is why before we get married and move in together, it is important the house I move in, has the necessary space.

@@jefftX one thing I tell People, get a hobby or do something that’s just for you something that makes you happy , don’t depend on someone to make you happy , that’s a job for NO ONE!!!!! If you don’t enjoy your own company you’re screwed!!!!!

Say it again for those sitting in the back

@@jefftX my wife is pretty much my best friend .. we literally have the same hobbies ….. so for me It don’t apply … I feel like it can be the same for others if that’s your road dawg like Bonnie and Clyde

Basically

I thought that was cheese!

@@tardis9531 at first I did too 😭😂😂

@@tardis9531 thank you! I was looking for this comment 😅

I want some toooo guess im too hungry 😭

Wtf are you rambling on about?

RIP

Very very true.

And so underrated. Bill Burr called him a comics comic. So damn true.

His bit about taking care of babys had me in tears of laughter haha rip.

"Asking men to work with women is like asking a bear to work with salmon dipped in honey"

Alone with youtube is paradise

@@jsquaredm here we are lol

What about hanging out with your dog?

Completely not sustainable in the long term

@@fujzokretencina7536 What do you mean? Or more precisely, what makes you say that?

Lol

Impostor sus!? 😳

@@Aka.Aka. NOOOOOOO

He's a legend

They went out there and looked for 8 mins for that soccer team

Thought he sounded like Denzel

Translation: Brutally honest.

Whatta beauty