Why Speedrunning In Video Games Is Torture (Pixel Pete) 

More would be excellent😃

@@synnabon k

Are you going to make "Pixel Pete" into an sctual game? Cause I am so hyped to play it.

Is this game gonna be available on steam when it’s complete?

If you do make this game. Make sure to include a little boost button where he craps himself and launches forward a bit.

100% bowel movement completion

Well it was either a 53 minute or 53 second run I don’t really understand what the timer means for sure

@@cookiecakeeater6340 from how it is written 0h 53m 2sec 70

May the player have mercy on this smol man

@@sargentsteve7148 ... for his digestive tract will have none.

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Yep, you gotta glitch in at most a milisecond to finish the speedrun

I feel the first jump was the cause of that missed th WR

@Zack Torren That is the reason non-tool assisted speed runs can not reach their counterparts. There are clips in Super Mario Brothers which people do not attempt because the amount of time they save is not worth losing the run over attempting.

Dj_FallingStar Maybe. Or he needed that jump to manipulate his sub pixels.

He also wasted two jumps on the same platform at 15 seconds.

If it's using an enemy's body part to clear an obstacle, sure it's been done a lot. Using an enemy's tongue to defeat the enemy itself, sure it's been done a few times. Using specifically the tongue to clear an obstacle, I don't f*cking know.

I'm pretty sure it has happened, but I don't remember exactly where

Nearest thing that springs to my mind is in Mega Man 9's Hornet Man's stage - the level would have bridges that would extend outward when you shot at them.

I don’t remember what game is is but I think Rayman did it once

Anyone can add that in their game.

Sonic's probably looking for him

But he stretched though lol

.......eww

Chili dogs make you run faster, Sonic taught me that!

@@lennywright5655 one shouldn't take advice from a creature singlehandedly responsible for the terrible ecological disaster known as the "Brown Hill Zone".

Glad to see it escaped beta after all these years.

Sadly, this is a leaked prototype; the game was never given an actual release, but we can thank those who leaked the proto anyway.

Hahahahaha

Save those frames

SUPERMARIOFANBOYSRULZ 2019 they could’ve pixelated his mouth for extra effect but it probably wouldn’t have done anything

It's dropout that they're advertising as censor free

SUPERMARIOFANBOYSRULZ 2019 John Cena reference?

@@BeepRU-vid woooosh

Only if you get drop out... this is the youtube version...

"Ha ha! I'm going to die!" 😂

video game character: Ah shit, here we go again.

What if you're Sonic

What about sonic?

Doomguy be like: Fast demon murdering time.

I've been legit training running to pass the Navy PRT and I completely feel his pain. his heart is gotta be f*cking dead running through a whole game practically against his will. Along with his back, his sides, and his legs of course.

going to launch a very mismanaged kickstarter someday

@@dorkly That Swamp level better be the best level ever. Everyone makes those and sewer levels terrible.

Not gonna lie, I might buy this if it really does come out

I'm still waiting for that RPG they kept making comics about.

So you guys are going for a Pixel Pete movie?

I'm guessing they just forgot to tack the dropout ad onto the end...

@@UlithiumDragon true

I don't get people like you, do you realize that youtube barely pays anyone anymore? Partnering with advertisers that support their content lets them make more content. Not fucking hard to figure out.

@@ajet0452 I mean I hate ads, but Fearless is completely right. Unfortunately RU-vid doesn't pay much, they do need to find alternate ways of gaining money. And for something you're not forced to watch, why the hell not? It's not like they put it at the start of the video?

@@nedkelly8958 Exactly! It's not harming anyone and Dorkly have to pay people and keep the company afloat.

Nah dude someone found a minor sub pixel track change in order to speed up the wall glitch and 8bit bunny sections in short the tas is a solid 40 min now

Red Toad when you get hit in the boss’s first phase

when your parents use your middle name

Were young

When you think it's over but it's not...

When you are born in a family of anti-vaxxers

History revisionism from the people who think state atheism (cause of more deaths in one century than any religion caused in every century combined; that's a statistical fact) is great and communism has never been tried.

No no, the shit already got real sooner, around 0:27

Parts 4 and 5 are written, but they take a fair amount of time to animate and the schedule is always pretty tight. Definitely want to get back to it soon though, have some BIG things happening in the next two parts.

@@dorkly on a scale of 1 to 10, how traumatized are the writers and animators?

@@KingDuckGuy 11-ish

@@dorkly hey dorkly, may I be noticed

@@dorkly just 11ish huh i thpught it would be higher

Isn’t it bunny?

@@erazure. yeah

Yes!

They've given up. We're finally free. The evil is defeated.

Yes my thoughts exactly. 20 second videos with 40 seconds of annoying ads at the end.

Thanking people for likes and acting excited over them makes you look weak. You should feel bad.

@@Epro95 Yeah being nice and thanking people is the worst. What a jackass.

bowels*

SMB 4-2 - very famous for a notorious wall glitch for speedruns! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-i1AHCaokqhg.html

No; this is a leaked prototype. It became so big in the speed running community they eventually DID finish it after the leak.

“God’s a fiction to keep the lower class complacent, Pete!”

Yeah, he'd LIKE it.

He dont run... He' s is rolling all over the time

It's a miracle that he doesn't vomit.

us too

Thought this was a real game

Would be a little difficult; need to properly simulate consciousness in code, but before people start getting so defensive over abusing a 'life'. Eh, should have the AI progress needed in 4~5 years. A pixel game would cut down on rendering that would go into mental calculations.

You’re not alone

João Pedro Freitas who doesn’t

$19.99?!! COMMUNIST MY ASS!

@@mregdosz $19.99 is a bargain, considering most of the programmers, engineers, and other intellectual types were executed for "spreading lies" against The Party and the Revolutionary Leader. The rest had to take work as dirt farmers when the state-run economy immediately went into its inevitable corruption-fueled death spiral.

Oh so that is what he said, i had trouble hearing what the frog was saying. Now I can hear it clearly thank you.

I asked him and I got answers. He said that the scripts for parts 4 and 5 have been written, but it takes quite a while to animate them and they are always on a very tight schedule. They said that they would like to get back to them soon because there are some MAJOR events going down. Also, someone else asked on a scale of 1-10, how traumatized are the animators and writers, and Dorkly answered back said 11-ish, so that may have to do with it.

I can tell this is a joke, but is the competition that fierce in speedrunning?

@@jolynekujobackfromprison744 yes

@@stavtri987 Welp, I'ma just gonna keep playing games at my own pace. I know if I got into speedrunning I would be breaking things in anger. I rage even in a normal game when I get screwed over. If I was a 0.01 off the record, there would no force in the world that could quell my wrath.

A creepypasta about Pixel Pete, the unfinished game won popularity, when the original devs saw that they are popular in that way they open the kickstarter again and edgy kids make them hit the more well planed goal.

Since they got money from a LITERAL STREAMING SERVICE, they'll have the money to self-fund it. The Kickstarter is only for authenticity.