Why These Lizards and Koalas are L3sbians and Wombats Twerk Their Enemies to Death 

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They didnt choose the parasite

I was actually a little surprised at first when I found out that a majority of the vocalizations cats use around humans are NEVER used in cat on cat encounters. They were evolved specifically to communicate with us.

@@IAmBuddythedecibwave And to specifically communicate with kittens! Which essentially means that cats are babytalking us.

@@fabplays6559 that's cute as hell.

Australia really do be like that

Rest of the world: Why can’t you be normal Australia? Australia: *screams in upside-down*

@@SlothOfTheSea *hhhhhhhhhhhha*

Thats just weird

I'm not even surprised (2)

To be fair, I think most parents would take issue if you tried to outright murder and eat their children for trespassing.

But tbf, the hyenas were going to kill and eat Simba and Nala. He did scold the kids later, too, for their actions.

@@metamaster5469 Gotta beat them to it

@@rock2946 Well he only Scolded Simba while telling Zazu to take Nala home

​@@Aimi_Kanekotbf, Simba was the one who talked nala into it, she probably didn't even know how dangerous it was, although I don't remember the movie that well, I'm pretty sure Simba did

Was gonna comment the same thing! Cats were HUGE for keeping human food stores safe (and thereby helping us to not starve)

Yeah, the cat litterbox wasn't even a thing cat owners had 100 years ago. Up until then cats were expected to spend most of their time outside where they could bury their business in real dirt. I guess it isn't impossible that a cat owner could have been infected by the parasite back then but contact points were a lot more limited. The real reasons cats weren't domesticated as heavily as dogs are 1. We haven't had time to breed them as hard as dogs, cat's have been domestic for about 5000 years which is a fraction of the time dogs have been domestic. 2. Cats already did what we needed them to do. Rats were eating our food stores and cats eat rats. Encourage cats to stay around and you get fewer rats which means you keep more of your grains. Cats don't eat grains they eat rats. Everyone wins except the rats. Unlike wolves, the wild cats that modern house cats evolved from were not really dangerous to humans so there wasn't much need for taming either. It was literally just the happy coincidence of humans needing something done and cats fully intended to do that thing anyway and our gratitude was just a bonus since that meant they could hide from larger predators in our dwellings and do their vermin murder in peace.

More like "stored grain attracts rodents which in turn attract cats who then domesticated humans." Causal relations.

@@helenanilsson5666 Fairly certain Cats just said " We are coming in. You have rats. We are going to eat them. This is NOT a negotiation, this is a notification."

@@theatagamer90 eh, as long as they keep the vermins at bay

Why do I know this? because damnit someone has too.

RU-vid algorithm is something I stopped questioning a long time ago as well Like why I see your comment as the top comment among the other comments, like what?? This was posted 6 mins ago lmao

You're here too?????

And so the algorithm has brought us together once more

hello

Nah, that's too advanced for them. They try to breathe water.

@@Saavryn nah they trynna move air

Or they sniff water and drink rocks

I would not be surprise if they take a dump with their mouth and eat with their @$$

You know you shit when the hero himself be dissing you

How did you know 💀

@@pet-triflyofficialchannel6528 in his defense he wasn't driving, he was in the left backseat

@@NotASpyPootis bro call me up if you go driving again

@@juzen7614 why not down? damn

So that's how it starts...

Yessir thats what the mans said, Thanks for the repeat

@UCn17dPb_bs8_RGDkPOuta5A ok bitch we get it

I have some friends like that.

@@tmlconfirmed5784 what lmao

@@eshasunrise 😭😭😭

But he is right tho

By the looks of it, I won’t be getting laid either way

@@mgcbc0855 Nah you would get laid... just not by a female

@@Non-vegen Allow me to introduce you to femboys

@@mgcbc0855 lower your standards and that all changes.

Most animals don't really need to "bodybuild", as just living life and not dying is enough of a workout for them. We invented bodybuilding because we also invented 9-to-5 desk jobs.

@@romxxii Bodybuilding is different from working out. Most survival scenarios wouldn't have you lookin like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“This isn’t even my final form!”

PFFT-

NOT THE CARPET-

Most reptiles almost always throw logic outta window lmfao

Nature doesn’t abide with human logic.

@@MfwPrivate Nature finds a way.

U can't

@@jerrykujo1773 he can't

@@jerrykujo1773 he cant

@@steelslasher2030 we can't

@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers I can't

You can float in a pool, but you can't float in rain. But you can drown in both🤔

@@playdoug12 no you can't

@@tmlconfirmed5784 wanna bet?

@@playdoug12 o i l

@@playdoug12 choke on a drop of rain impossible

probably my favorite joke on this channel so far.

Tbh... Seoul has this wonderful movement where women realized they don't need to become someone's house slave. Knowing a career, dildo's and friends are way better than forming a family where you take care of cooking, your own job (if you're lucky enough to not get fired for having children), the house, the children and the manchild who thinks house chores are your duty.

@@naraferalina2308 until they reach 40 years old and realize that their ovaries have withered away and they become depressed.

@@EmperorHelix just like men in their late 40s with erectile dysfunction.

@@naraferalina2308 LMFAAAAOOOOOO yeah. That'll end well.

Hey, fellow lesbian! \m/ I've watched this video twice now. xD The way he explains things always makes me laugh.

He’s so clever!!

Guessing that adult next to it was the father, because GOOD GAWD, what a dad joke...

oh yeah i’ve heard people claiming they do that with their cats, i paid attention to mines body language and she repeats it and stares at me until i get it lol it’s cute

When I and my cat first moved in with my mom, I was standing in the kitchen talking to my mom and she stopped and said, why is your cat making that noise? The cat wasn't in the room but I told her instantly that she was singing her I Am Rolling on a Rug Song, probably in the bathroom. She was. I know the Rolling on a Rug Song every time, as well as I've Killed a Bug, I've Lost my Toy, and I'm Lonely.

My dad was able to tell the difference in my childhood cat's hungry meows versus thirsty meows

I have 4 cats. My dad still questions me how I know exactly which cat is meowing and what the heck they want just by listening to it. But they're pretty chill and usually only meow when they're hungry, so when they meow in any other case, something's wrong, and I can pretty much tell what.

My housemate has a cat. We moved in together a month ago and I can tell you I've already picked up on his different meows. There's a very specific one he makes when he's on the doorstep and he's brought back a present 😅

Chatgbt

Ivory

True

I like this as a show or book 🤔

That's awfully specific

Oddly specific

I've seen cats meow/chatter at each other. One of the most famous videos on youtube are 2 cats chattering.

@@johannakeller7209 Literally 9:00

Fun Fact: It's clearly not a misconception. You just stated the same fact with different words. He literally said "cats know we'll respond to their meows" .. hate to break it to you dear but them knowing we don't read their body language is part in reason why they know we'll respond to their meows.. yano. Like he said.

@@alanatout1776 The misconception was that it was baby talk.

@@Falloutlover1011 That's actually not a misconception in this either but was just another one of his good lines for the video. He wasn't actually calling it baby talk. :U

This ain’t bad tho, it’s cute especially since these males be crazy.

@@quota3734 Don't know about cute but the males do be crazy

@@quota3734 they are all crazy

Omg, wow

Yeah, and even though there is a reason for their banishment in the movies, the only thing kids will process is "hyena bad"

"sir what the fuck death by twerking is the stupidest thing to be written on a gravestone"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard sir, let's do it"

Angel: Oh,hohoho hoo. That's bait, Hey Gabe, God trolling again!!! Lucifer answered the last time and look what happened to him. You not getting me with that.

Yea what's the worst that can happen?

News reporter: "a man and his family have died after hitting a wombat and flying off the road and into a ditch" God: "well shii-" Angel: "called it!"

NEEERD (jk hope you succeed and fulfill your dream)

You get to learn this at school

@@ptbro3334 university mostly. We did do about a month in genetics in high school that got me interested in the first place though

That was my first love. I want allowed to study it tho (long story) so hey, do it for the both of us . I'm rooting for you

@@riakun ehi I had my genetics/cell biology exam last thursday

Yeah, because they're a pack of ravenous gluttons with no self control and will always want more than their fill. They will wipe out the animals that provide crucial roles to the ecosystem, causing an imbalance, that would destroy the environment. Fuck the hyenas.

@@jhonmaverick9963 In the movie perhaps. In real life hyenas fill the same role in their ecosystem as wolves do and are more successful at taking down prey than any other animal in the area except for African wild dogs. Lions scavenge/steal from their kills more than they do to lions. Hyenas are more essential to the continuation of the food web than lions in areas where the two species exist.

@@kimberlywolfenheart4275 Jhon is correct though. The Hyenas' large pack and voracious appetite caused the land to die. The Pridelands was/is a delicate ecosystem, it already had an established predator and prey ratio, the Hyena population threw that off. It wasn't personal, it was necessary. The Hyenas starved near the end of the film too, so they ultimately suffered from being allowed to intergrate into The Pridelands. You can appeal to emotion all you want, but the film demonstated exactly why they couldn't allow them to populate their land. There wasn't enough prey animals living there to sustain them. Think of Hyenas like snakes, usually a very beneficial and valid predator in open ecosystems. But in closed ones (like a chicken farm for example) their presense can have catastrophic consequences. The Hyenas were forced out of the Pridelands, but they weren't forced to stay in the "ghetto".

To be fair, that's about the one scientifically accurate thing about the movie. Lions and hyenas _hate_ each other with a passion, and they will regularly kill-steal from each other.

@@PeninsulaPaintings He was talking about real life, not the movie though. And he is 100% right about it all. Hyenas hunt more often than lions do and lions steal their food more often that hyenas do to lions. Methinks you're just a bit too passionate about The Lion King.

Same lmao

Ok ngl it gets more clever the more you think about it

Get thrown off the side of a mountain by a hawk?

@@dreadcthulhu5 if that's your interpretation of it, then yes

@@EnderSnailz It's just what they do I'm afraid.

Yep. This is also why Bastet was part of the Egyptian pantheon. A feline deity.

Not quite. They were some of the first but not the first. All that's clear is that it started in the Middle East and parts of Eurasia.

They also used Cheetahs as sort of a hunting dogs. Apparently they are great for catching hares.

Cats were domesticated independently at least twice: once in Egypt and once in China. But there has been a domestic cat grave found it either Cyprus or Malta, I forget, that’s much older than Egypt.

He's had it for a little while now. I think it's an improvement, and not because of audio quality

@@javierlatorre480 it's a lil mic😂😂😂

Legend

Exactly

we have "relic" notocord tho, it is replaced by the vertebrates

Our interspecies family reunion is gonna be so fuckin weird.

@@ladyhella7560 I should have said had.

What is a human, but a sea squirt with legs, anxiety and a morgage?

Only difference is that sea squirts ditch the notochord when they grow up and just live the rest of their lives as squishy things on the seabed. Meanwhile, we go on to develop vertebrae, and from there life gets complicated.

Then rip

Ded just D E D

Think about how you accidentally bite your own tongue - you don't bite a quarter off, now do you? It's unlikely to do anything more than graze the edge, unless it tripped and got very unlucky or something like that

You are everywhere 😅

Clone yourself can be a problem in future generations.

Imafine this you have cancer and you clone your self like the lizard the problem is that your daughter have cabcer because is a almost perfect clone of you, and the daughter of you daughter will have the same disease.

Thats why evolution create heterosexual relationships to have mor diversity in the genes.

@@flaviosulcaflores3295 Yep that is why animals who clone have higher risks of death if they're parent have a disease

Heterosexuality stops this from happening somewhat

Yeah, I call bs on that. Disney don't get to come in a decade later and tell people Simba had a son after Kiara.

Yeah. The Lion King timeliness is iffy as hell

Actually they revealed that Simba had a son in comics far before Lion King 2. Only it was called Kopa instead of Kion. Than Kopa was never seen again and the fans made the story that he got killed by Zira. But yeah, the hyena's were completely absent until the Lion Guard.

"Medamnit" you fricking genius, just for adding that you get a like

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OH GOD MY SIDES HURT!!

@@theden5409 I agree 💯

"medammit" had me laughing so hard dude, like, wtf?

My new favorite word

Underrated comment

Facts

@J'Andre Wilson When there's light they're always darkness my friends

Or when there's darkness there's always light

Oh that's cool that they let them back in

They probably should've studied the original better, rather than just give in to the people who complain about how the Hyenas were treated. The first one subtly tells why Hyenas are not allowed in the Pridelands. Mufasa at the beginning says this: "Everything you see exists together in DELICATE balance." Ecosystems can be fragile, and the Pridelands was flourishing with the established balance that it already had. As soon as the Hyenas move in, everything dies. They caused overhunting to satisfy their enormous pack and voracious appetite, causing the prey animals to move away to save themselves; causing everyone to starve (including the Hyenas). The Hyenas weren't forced to live where they were, not by Mufasa anyway, no doubt they were allowed to live anywhere EXCEPT the Pridelands. I think of the Lion King Hyenas like snakes. Snakes in open ecosystems are very beneficial and valid predators, but in closed ecosystems (i.e. a chicken farm) they can be a huge detriment and need to be kept out for that ecosystem to maintain itself.

Me

Exactly

LMAO ME AND MY BF ARE MATCHING ON TWITTER WITH THE SAME IMAGE AS YOUR PFP

@@fl4y3d_fr34k HA

My Cat Steffen is a master in dat.

All that needs is a close up