Wilson On Speed | House M.D. 

foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing" wilson: "house... you've tanned"

Speeeed 🤗

That's right

It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

Your pic scared me for a sec

You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

@@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

@@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

@@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

@@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

I think he just drugged both cups of coffee and just didn't drink from the other cup.

Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

@@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

Its never lupus!

Meowdy you beat me to it

He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

Oximeter.

@@EPrimeifycool

@@EPrimeify it has both in one device dude

@@neileapenninan8706 huh?

@@EPrimeify oh it was a pulse oximeter my bad, I took the name literally

House could of easily put it in both coffees. Ya know, like a Princess Bride thing. Except it's more that House doesn't care, not that he's immune.

Yea, suite the bluff

except should have known something was up and that house would expect him to spike the coffee not being offered because house never buys so much as a coffee for anyone

@@TheOfficialDjProduct "Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"

And House likely doesn't care which one he takes. If Wilson just took the cup that was handed to him, then House gets free amphetamines, so he wins either way.

It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

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@@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

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*you work

@@mirzaahmed6589 *you WERE

@@mirzaahmed6589 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

@@EmperorRahem Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

you ever do a breast exam on speed?

@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Wilson sure did!

you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

Didn't even notice lol

Stuff like that made the show great lol

That's me as a boss xD

😂😂😂

I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

U have a very strange attitude

@@chaosdweller not so strange really

@@itsjustvin7630 lol

Vin Sama strange

@@TheGamexsplosion eh not really.

1. Mops up his fault 2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite 3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

​@@Inkspeckle well no anti depressants cure depression, they work like painkillers, they bring the symptoms to manageable levels, depression(as i understand it) is the brain not producing dopamine correctly, so the anti depressents do one of two things. They either A. Introduce dopamine to the brain or 2. Help by dulling the emotion receptors in the brain to bring about a more neutral mood Im not a doctor but this is my best guess

Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

Yes, she’s an adorable character

She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

@@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

Foreman: *confused pikachu face*

No! More like "Dude wtf is Wrong with you?" LOL

@@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504 the natural calmness of foreman is perfect to compare to wilson on speed ='D

I mean its what we all think before turning it into nicer version

I don't know what I'm saying. YOU know what I'm saying!

you dosed me!!!!

They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

@@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

Which Episode is this ?

​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

@@nowandaround312 Is that how you interpreted that cup Wilson was about to drink from? I interpreted it as House's leg being in too much pain, so he pissed in the cup instead of standing up and limping over to the bathroom. House makes vague pointing gestures toward his bathroom as he was trying to explain to Wilson why he shouldn't drink from that cup.

Princess Bride vibes 💙

@@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

it's call ADHD lmao

@@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

INCONCEIVABLE

God I love you people

House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

@@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

He didn't realize it yet

I cahf taljmy

Damir Jelic can you repeat that again, but in English?

I cant talk I am on speed (and I was writting that on speed)

Damir Jelic oh

Im not on antidepressants IM ON SPEEEEEEEEED

Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them. . That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

@@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

@@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

SPEEEED IS KEEEY

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I love that moment 😂😂

LMAO I KNOW RIGHR ! Like why did he did that with his hands ? 😂😂😂

He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

Oh wait nevermind xD

That was a gum dust my dear.

I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

@@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

@@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

@@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

alexmaster99100 4:12

Shut up nigh

Is it funny that I read this the same time it happened in the video

alexmaster99100 speed I am speed

*Octane when he uses stim*

He's so done😂

If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

damat 960 right

@@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

The "dafuq?" face XD

@@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

"Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

Vicky Stark Aa

Well... It was more than the six weeks

That was the point of the joke

@Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

@@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

You surely have a dizzying intellect.

Wait till I get going!

Where was I... Australia. Yes, Australia....

lol that was my thought watching that part too

@Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me Your just stalling now You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

The hypocrisy is so everyday, it's astonishing!

Ironic ay? 😂

Isn't this because Wilson was secretly drugging House with antidepressants though and didn't want him to OD?

@@jeffbrownme2 yep

😭

Wow....

Iconic

DAMN THAT'S TRUE! I almost never speak in public but when I do I just start rambling.

Hey at least your not house

😂

lmao

Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

Don’t*

@@John-en4vd don't*

Stereotypical RU-vid Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

@@garrettreish5644 LOL!

I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

@@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him. Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

@@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

Love you, girl

Cause you have underlying daddy issues

I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

I almost can't believe House and Bertie Wooster are played by the same actor.

@@Divergent_Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

Sam Geurdi how the heck does this have 3k likes and no replies?

JimMybag 4Life you ruined it. We had a good thing going

@@nonexist7386 nah I was the same way

Bore**

I think they’re boring in general

Friendship goals

@@branlopgar ikr

I figured he’s was paying him back so needed his wallet

I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

@@morbius1273 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

FIFA 99

Holmes and Watson...

Harvey and mike from suits ♥️

I disagree

She wasn't even sweating, the doctor was.

@@fashionsuckman4652 Why though? 😂

@@gameismyhobby i though she was very unattractive

Her name is Shonda Farr

tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

Wilson was goin to stroke

With a heart rate of 185, I'm surprised he didn't. Assuming Wilson's in his early 40s, that's about the limit for what the heart can do.

And netflix removed it from their library :(

as much as a testicle tumour

I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

Watch The Good Doctor It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

A tray?

....he explains it... *in the video*

"I stacked them"

"i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

She was into it :P

I think both

Yes.

Little of both

You don’t know women. She thought he was a pathetic weirdo.

No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor. Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

@@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

@@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

@@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

What's up ARMY 💜

Like Ernie and Bert.

Hansane videos

He’s on Speed but not Ritalin!

Ritalin SR Ritalin is legal Speed.

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ZeroSteel45 Lol it still is on netflix, I'm nearly done watching the whole series, I'm on the last season.

how are you watching it on netflix if its not on there anymore

genkers I dont know on what country youre in or what kind of netflix you have, but its available in Spain

I'm in NY, it was taken off Netflix a few months ago.

you know if i stop to think i about it i would have realize you guys were in a different country lol. i wish it was still available here

...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

@@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

@@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

TheGoldcountry no it's not.

Mande Loo Yes it is.

What was in there?

GoldViolinFlutist urine

Yes, such genius writing... 🙄

100% 👊🧡👍

irony?

@@wabi_sabi52 the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

Whats more ironic is that all the shit that happens to House as far as injuries go and Wilson died (technically) first

@@aaarjs That would be sarcastic.

Foreshadowing much?

Wilson was the best character on the show I thought

1K liker :)

@@WOLFSUPERSTAR اوکوم

3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

He probably dosed both