WONDER WOMAN 1984 - A Nonsensical Dumpster Fire 

The whole "everyone gets their wish" is so stupid because there would literally be millions if not billions of conflicting wishes

“Sorry mom, I know I wished you didn’t have cancer and now you’re healthy, but this weird lady on TV says we have to renounce the wish, so you will have cancer again, sorry.” - probably someone in WW84

I love how movies in general have the ugly, nerdy outcast to be a beautiful actress with only a messy hair and glasses, and they pretend that this is enough to convince the audience that she would be a ignored outcast

Funny, it seems like Steve has taken on the role usually given to the female love interest in other action movies: no personality beyond loving the protagonist, always there to help protagonist no questions asked, really only exists for someone else's character development, etc.

Dude that wished he didn't have stage 4 cancer: Guess I'll die then

Best comment I've seen (not mine) on this movie: "This movie was so bad, I almost walked out of my own house."

Hollywood just can't get the idea that consent is necessary when having sex.

I worked on WW84 as a set painter for 3 months in NOVA & D.C. it was a lot of fun to turn the empty Landmark Mall into what it was in 1984. No detail was overlooked, even the video game arcade (time out) had every period game that would have been there. All the extras looked great. I believe Patty the director grew up in the DC Punk scene. We rebuilt the old DC store Commander Salamander to look like it did when I was a kid. The movie was hard to watch, but the work was fun & I explored every single room in that mall & got stuck in a couple old freight elevators. 🤘🏼

The cliché of a character being shy and nerdy just because they got massive round glasses really needs to die already.

Ironic how Diana was told by her mother that truth is the most important thing, yet she lied to her about her entire upbringing in the last movie.

DC: Makes a decent Wonder Woman movie Also DC: That was a mistake, let me fix that.

Did Diana wish.... _"I wish that Steve would inhabit some random dude's body"_ Instead of just wishing for him to come back to life?

Blind man : "i wish i can see again." *wish granted WW : "renounce your wish." Blind man : "bruh.."

Person with glasses: *breathes* Society: N E R D

Didn’t.....they make it clear in the first movie that Diana’s mother wouldn’t even let her train to fight? How would Diana have the skills to compete in that competition if she wasn’t even fully trained here. Was that a dream? Because that takes the first place prize as the silliest scene in a movie 100% for me. She’s like 7 and she’s beating adult fully trained amazons that kicked her ass in training in movie 1. Wtf.

The Mandalorian's oath requires he never take his helmet off when he might be seen by others, but the audience gets occasional peeks so we know he has a secret mustache under there. Nobody has ever given me a reason why the hell a man whose face is always hidden wants the hassles of a mustache ... but seeing Mr. Pascal here without one, I finally get it.

"I wish my child didn't have cancer" Wonder woman: "Renounce your wish!" "Well ok then."

They were in such a hurry to release a sequel that they actually forgot about almost every important point to making it a successful movie

Is everyone just going to ignore the fact that making the plane invisible would have no effect on radar

I love how nobody's even asleep around the world at the moment when they all see the broadcast. In any time zone.

Must suck to be that one person who wished for world peace

Fun Fact: Patty Jenkins directed but did not write the first Wonder Woman. She directed and wrote Wonder Woman 1984. So Patty Jenkins is more of a director than a writer.

I felt the most sorry for the nameless "Handsome Man" whose body Steve temporarily possessed. His body is forcibly taken over without his knowledge or consent, plus the film treats Diana and Steve having sex as romantic, instead of horrifying, and they seemingly don't care about this innocent man. 😤

I wonder when will Hollywood realize that Egypt is an actual country and not just sand and pyramids.

The whole airplane scene was so cursed, so many things are wrong. This is coming from an aviation geek.

Movie Wonder Woman: “I won’t kill Max Lord, no matter what he’s done” _Comic Wonder Woman: “Kill Max Lord? ...Ok _*_Snap_*_ Done”_

"I wish you were dead." _dies_ "Oh damn, nevermind." _un-dies_

Gonna be honest, they hyped this movie up for way too long, just for it to turn out like this.

I still can’t get over the fact that Wonder Woman is able to get every single person on Earth to retract their wishes. Also, I love how Wonder Woman defeats Maxwell Lord by saying “think about the children,” and somehow that works.

Wonder woman is Zeus's daughter. So the reason why she isn't electrocuted in that scene is nepotism

Filmmakers really don't understand how fast bullets travel. It was going so slow it looked like Steve could have dodged it by swerving.

I love how Barbara pulls the door off her fridge and immediately, instead of assuming maybe her fridge is broken, decides she must be becoming a goddess.

They shouldn't disappear from the radar when they still have a physical plane

I can’t wait for Wonder Woman 3 where the main characters get stuck in an elevator and spend 2 hours replaying clips from the first two movies.

I find it incredibly ironic how the movie makes Wonder Woman, a superhero that is supposed to represent female empowerment, completely shackled to her feelings over a guy she literally only knew for a few weeks hundreds of years ago.

I wonder if that man had to renounce his coffee. Poor guy.

The nerdy girl honestly looked way better the way she was before she got the makeover

I like how the WWI pilot just immediately figured out how to fly a fighter jet, which primarily uses a computer (something a dude from the early 1900s wouldn’t have a clue on how to even turn on btw).

The fact that the dream stone actually can just materialize things from nothing makes the decision to have Steve possess some rando even weirder. The only reason it would make any sense to do that would be to set the rando up as a character who would be important later, like, maybe this guy was actually J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter disguised as a human, or maybe he’s Green Lantern Hal Jordan’s father, or a younger Kent Nelson, aka Dr Fate, or Ted Kord, the Blue Beetle, or any character they could’ve possibly set up. But they didn’t do that.

I'm sorry, no way Barbara is the most nerdy employee in a fucking MUSEUM.

Bro the whole "wonder woman wont kill" is the worst part of it all. Out of everyone in the justice league she would be the first to snap maxs head 3 times over

All the children in the kids hospitals that wished to be healthy/happy: "oh okay i guess ill have to earn it next time"

I remember watching this movie with my dad and us both laughing our asses off at how the gravity of everything looked when she swung with her whip or whenever she jumped

also, the russian nukes dissapeared, without being a wish

This is why you shouldn't skip on making the other 1983 movies.

Young Bruce Wayne must have been so happy he had to renounce his wish for his parents to be alive.

"I hate guns *smirk*", says the woman that can just slap her wrists together and cause a GIGANTIC EXPLOSION lol

Theme of the movie: "Don't take shortcuts" Programmers: *looks around anxiously*

There's not even a scene where Max gets punished for the mayhem he has done. His scene ends with him hugging his son and that's it! We didn't get to know his fate.

When Max wished to become the stone, i legit thought that he was gonna turned into Dwayne Johnson

so this movie reinforces that pretty people are always liked by default? she wished to be like diana and she was instantly liked by her coworkers. it means that it's innate with diana that she is likeable without any effort at all. nice to know that this movie is sending the right message. pretty people always wins! yay!

As well as depressed people wishing for their/the world's end, there was also probably a lot of people who wished for dead relatives back to life or illness-stricken loved ones to be cured who now suddenly have to renounce their wish because some lady in gold armour told them to.

The whole thing with Barbra annoyed me. She just became evil for no reason.

The stealth sequel to The Hottie & The Nottie.

I wanna see a movie where there’s a book about a major plot device, but they find out it’s useless because they can’t read it

“Boy, I wish I didn’t have to live with type 1 diabetes anymore.” Diana: Imma ruin this man’s pancreas.

They could’ve easily avoided the body take over controversy by just having Steve pop back into existence but NOOOOOOOO you just had to have them have sex with Steve being in another mans body...

Having Steve be in the body of another guy was the most pointless and stupid aspect of this movie. Like...why? Just why?

Diana can run faster then trucks speeding while pushing one sideways. Despite all that resistance, she still moved, didn’t even break a sweat. But carrying two kids not even 130lbs altogether practically and now she can’t hold onto her rope. What?

Steve: "I didn't know you can turn things invisible! How come you didn't use this when we were in enemy lines?" Wonder Woman: *shrugs*

Cheating is how a realistic hero would beat a villain.

I don’t understand why Elvis apologises for the video length, he could make a six hour series about one film and I’d watch it all in one sitting

Honestly can’t blame Barbara for just giving the stone away. I’d give Pedro Pascal my kidney if he asked lmfao

It's kinda sad that the teen titans go movie has a better plot than this movie.

Who in the actual fuck looked at Pedro and thought “LETS REMOVE THAT MAGNIFICENT HAIR!” Fire them. DELET THEM.

I don't think anyone really liked Cheetah's design...not even furries XD

"she's still pining for her long-lost love Steve" I guess she's...pining for Pine?

Basically, this entire movie radiates “haha it’s just a dream” from horror flicks

I feel like the director tried to play on a lot of classic 80’s cliches, such as clumsy nerd, but didn’t fully commit to the campiness so it just came off as a tired cliche

"He just dropped the gun. Isn't this America?" That is the best phrase I have heard in the last month

You can't tell me that granting everyone's wishes at the end didn't cause people so much pain. Like seriously. I got two seconds to tell grandma bye, but Jonny down the street wished for better traffic 4 days ago.

Parents that wished their kids to be cured from terminal illness: Yeah I guess nothing good can be born from lies. It was nice knowing you jimmy

She’s supposed to have a Invisible ship. But she shouldn’t be able to just turn things invisible

That entire sequence where Wonder Woman is chasing Maxwell’s car looks like a Bollywood action movie.

"oh theres kids on the road, whatever, looks like road kill to me. BRRRRRR" this literally had me laughing ngl

The dude who wished global warming would end be like: 👁👄👁

The cgi in this movie was so fucking goofy that I couldn't take it seriously I was laughing out loud

On a different note, some illogical things in this film could be turn into a gold mine of character's struggle and development - Diane fighting in tournament at 8 years old against grown adult -> by being the daughter and creation of Zeus there's a massive expectation and responsibilities on her shoulder even as a child. It pushed her to be quite over competitive - Steve being illogically happy and quick adaptation to the modern world -> THAT'S NOT THE REAL STEVE. The magic stone while grants wishes, it slightly twist the wish (like Monkey Paw). The Steve that appears after Diane made the wish is the version Diane has in her mind, a Steve who is happy, strong and competent, smart and in love with her. - Uh... The r*pey non-con thing to that poor guy -> Well she is the daughter of Zeus. And after that her childhood is spend with a bunch of warriors woman so I guess consent isn't something she was explicits taught or dive deep in. Even in the first movie we knew that while she was knowledgeable, she was also naive and her naiveness and desperateness in having the love of her life back can sadly lead to her disregard of others people consent. It a big flawed, yes, but it also refreshing in Hollywood to see the fault of being r*pey fall on the female perspective for once, like in real life. It also flesh out her character as a young god that slowly learn more about humanity, recognize her flaws and redeem herself. Seriously, so many lost opportunities.

Fun fact about this movie: the first action scene (excluding the mall in the beginning) starts at 80 minutes in the movie

I feel like they forgot Wonder Woman is famous for her LASSO, not some whip

Patty Jenkins is a pretty good director. Action scenes are well shot even if they make no sense. But her writing is TERRIBLE. This really goes to show how important a good script is. Acting and directing can’t save a bad script.

It has some of the same issues as the 2020 Mulan remake. “Is girl and is powerful. She no need work to be power! She has the girl power!” Bit of an edit regarding all the comments: In no way do I think that the movie is bad because of the female lead. I just think that it’s kind of crappy that they’re trying to hide this sort of invincible character behind the fact that she’s a strong woman. Yeah, I think there need to be more movies with strong female leads, but I honestly prefer quality over quantity.

Lmao @ 20:52 "Call me Sherlock the Alien, I got this under control. I will find the logic, wherever it is." I died 🤣🤣☠☠

The steering wheel scene becomes even funnier when you realize there's a good chance that driver can't speak English. If someone jumped into my car and ripped out my steering wheel and said something to me in a foreign language, I'm going to assume it's something like, "Hey, f*ck you!" Poor dude was probably 3 weeks from retirement too.

Bro the wishing stone is literally a Smokey Quartz Crystal, they didn't even try.

"Thats why shes called Wonder Woman. Because you just sit there and you wonder how does she just kinda like pops up outta nowhere all the time"

The plot was so dumb. When Max wished to be the stone, I was genuinely confused when he didn’t turn into the rock. And everybody in the world wished for selfish things? Not one person wished for world peace or an end to hunger or disease? And everyone in the world who wished was also watching the broadcast and was willing to renounce their wish? 😂 😂l 😂 So dumb.

Imagine a cancer patient wishing they no longer had cancer, then being told they have to reverse their wish and have cancer again

this movie is something that a 12 year old would role play with their friend on instagram

When she revoked her wish and Steve was supposed to deliver this “emotional line” I felt nothing, gals crying was convincing me but her scream when she saw the plane blow up in the first movie did appeal me. It’s not Steve’s physical body, it’s his “soul” and what’s worse is that this random guy got possessed by him and now he’s just following Wonder Woman around like what did he have a job? A family? A girlfriend? Who the hell is this guy?? Ugh.

I always hate when they make a character that is clearly attractive and friendly somehow seen as the unlikeable and ignored person. Even though her fashion is a bit irregular, it definitely fits the '80s. It's really hard to believe that she wouldn't be well liked and popular in that field of work she's in, especially since she's good at it and is super outgoing (she just seems shy because everyone shits on her for no reason). Like at least with Max from TASM 2 it was sort of understandable why he wasn't too popular.

Actual, living human beings were paid to write this.

Something that irked me was the fact that she supposedly lost her powers due to her wish, but you never really see that. She still insanely strong, fast and can use magic such as her whip and making her plane invisible. If she had lost all her power like she was supposed to, she should have just been a normal person and incapable of doing half the crap she did in this movie before renouncing her wish. At least then you would have consequences and some level of stakes.

this movie just breaks the DCEU canon, Diana in BvS said she "turned her back on humanity" and went into hiding after WW1 and yet here she is in the 80s OUT IN PUBLIC SAVING THE WORLD not to mention she talked to everyone in the world which wouldn't that mean she revealed herself in the public?

24:16 Man, Elvis really likes talking about trucks. Okay for real though, it was pretty funny how sarcastic he seemed in that bit.

I can't believe that human beings at a test screening of this, said, "Yeah, this is ready for theaters."

Honestly the entire "Dont take shortcuts" lesson is the dumbest thing ever. If shortcuts get you the same result with less work then its smart to take a shortcut.

Why didn’t he just wish Wonder Woman would die? That would have... that would have stopped his only real threat...

I just think gal gadot is a black hole of charisma. It annoys me so much that shes now having such a big movie career. Blurgh.

My favorite part is when she tells the man that the breaks still work in english and then leaves. HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID so he just dies I guess. And she CAN speak Arabic but she just decided not to.