Wonder Woman 1984 is Surprisingly Bad 

Hahah! When you say cat fight, you mean figuratively being catty, right? O-oh.

THISSS!! I thought we left those pathetic plot lines in the past!!

What cat fight? WW didn't throw one single punch in the whole movie ha ha worst fight ever!

@@Ealsante "Shirley" a Female Director would not stoop to such cheap plot.... wouldnt feminism suffer?

you didn't watch the movie... that was just a small side plot... the movie was essentially 'The Monkey's Paw' story copied again...

😂😂😂

Eh. Didnt like it as much as the first ww but still liked it.

I don't know. It had some good parts and Gal and Chris were a delight. I loved the opening sequence and the White House fight was cool. My wish would be a better script though.

BISON Soooonic BOOOM

Never anticipated this one after seeing the trailer.

exactly!

Lol

lol

Its not enough

😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪

LOL!!!! its so funny. I am curious how your toy looks like.

It’s not shut up

nailed it

@@reliasbrothers1963 woke alert

@@anselp8796 or maybe she just liked the movie. It’s not like it’s a bad thing that some people enjoyed.

I've noticed that any and all actors are bad in movies that have terrible directors and patty has finally showed her true colors , she can't write worth a dame and directing , just magnifies her bad script. What did jack Nicholson say to that chick that asked , "how do you write women so well"? In "As Good As it Gets". He says i think of a man, than i take away reason and accountability. That was what we watched in WW1984.

@@alexguskov25 biggest example is haden Christiansen with star wars

@@idkman1442 also jared leto in suicide squad

Nah he's ass soyboy

He was horrible my guy...that is a fact

Wait, really? That's new.

Either they have finally realised they hold no power in rhat regard, or this film is truly that indefensible.

@@blazeofglory4053 'The Mary Sue' didn't even like it. Probably for dumb reasons, but still

I think not enough people were even aware this movie was coming out for it to be worth virtue signaling over.

the media isn't going to defend Gal Gadot

It's called, if you fly a plane you can fly em all, that is Trevor's super power, and the escalator. Really obviously he wouldn't know how to use it

Remember the (admittedly funny) scene in "Wonder Woman" where Wonder Woman is having trouble going through a revolving door...but she can perform acrobatic feats flawlessly.

He was acting like those mentally vloggers who make reaction videos for starving peasants. He has to be amazed at everything like he is trying to dictate the reaction of moviegoers. the most disgusting moment in the film was when that Little Black girl that looks like a grandma was trying to lead the viewers to react to a scene as if we are all viewing a Reaction Video.

Gets even weirder when you find out escalators was invented _before_ WWI even started. He might get weird out by the different aesthetics, but he would be at least familiar with the concept of "moving staircases".

@@Nan01987 Yeah, coz looking how others are stepping on the escalator and try to mimic that is some really advanced stuff...... apparently.

HAHAHA true

LOL!!!!

I don't know why I dislike your comments. May be you are right may be not.

well some really wasted their time to watch this

Did anyone actually go to the movies to see this ?!? hahah

well... female writer.... something something self awareness

And yet it doesnt know what that statement is.....

Im so glad I stopped watching these superheroes movies. From Iron Man to shit..

@@cirescythe and something about women empowerment and how women can stop war/chaos without violence. Yeah, right.

FUCK GENIUS

I'd figure he was off training in the ninja mountains and wouldn't be near a television.

@@kendyer8761 Ninjas got TV! They watch Ninja Warrior...

I don't think he has a tv

@@SlidePH he's a billionaire. and he would literally watch the news to catch criminals, dummy

0% chance Bruce would change his wish, especially at 16

she was already the deadliest creature a woman......

Worse, she turns into a Cats 2019 furry.

Cheetahs aren't even apex predators. Lions and hyenas attack them and eat their cubs all the time.

I wish to be an apex predator Turns into Harvey Weinstein

@@marcohidalgo1101 Im a furry, and I even thought the cats movie was a little cringy but I loved it anyway

That might have just been an extra :/

Ryan george reference ?

@@mikehunt3426 Isn't it a reference to the moon orca from South Park?

I wish to be an apex predator Proceeds to become a giant octopus

SHOCKING TWIST: She becomes Killer Croc 🤣

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!

SAME LMAO everyone in the cinema looked at me like I was crazy for laughing at such an "emotional" scene AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Reminded me of the youtube video showing Christopher Nolan's Batman running away awkwardly when he's disappearing after talking to people.

@@jamiestewart48 Chris Nolan’s Batman is badass how dare you talk shit. He’s better then Ben afflecks. “Why’d you say that name?”

@@maciek8159 it's a comedy sketch, not in the movie, chillax

:^)

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Because they were probably die from something else. It is like in Ghost Rider. Johnny Blaze made a deal with Satan so his dad didn’t die from cancer but he died in a stunt gone wrong

Prequel to The Room?

I would have wished for all the blind to see. Imagine taking that wish back.

Same

Is it even a wonder woman movie

Such a bold move, turning a comedy franchise into a horror franchise. Sorta like an inverse Evil Dead.

that went over my head, didn't even consider that movie

Probably because she came back to life when the dude sort of took back his wish. Technically she was killed by a wish right? It can be undone

@@FireFist63 Yea but since she was dead when Wonder woman gave her speech, when she came back to life she probably didn't renounce it.

@@TheSense13 She didn't make a wish, the man did and he renounced it.

@Martha Estrada Baca It's possible, but I don't remember her kicking him out being a wish. My point was if the guy that wished her dead doesn't preclude him from renouncing his wish. Besides, she was receiving CPR at the time, so she may not have died by that point.

Wouldn't Max renouncing his wish automatically renounce every wish he had granted as the wish stone? Which I guess explains why Cheetah was back to being Sexy Barbara. Nerd Barbara wished on the stone to be Sexy Barbara, then on Max to be Cheetah, the latter being undone by Max.

He was the only good thing about the movie

That's because this guy is flat out wrong with his "this guy can't act" remark.

He’s good in narcos

Pedros a great actor..name me one thing he was bad in

GOT, MANDO, NARCOS, EQUALIZER..he’s a beast

I get the feeling they were trying to mimic Captain Marvel

@@rotyler2177 It was more they wanted a sequel from the pre-Man Of Steel period. They were making this before Captain Maeve came out

like some shows do it right like Stranger Things and even like Hot Tub Time Machine. This movie was a pure joke and money grab by saying it was in the 80's

Sonny Whitaker, Obviously you weren’t an adult in the 1980’s. You don’t know anything except how to take ignorant cheap shots. I was in college in the 80’s, and the movie was very accurate for that era.

Definitely played out

Even more so because it took Hercule's voice to get everyone to do it

Yees

@@kingmunzz2316 Exactly- only the people Goku personally knew and who liked him gave energy, the rest of the planet said 'no way fag'. Cuz, you know, that's believable.

A magical voice from the sky told everyone to stick their hands in the air and that'd save the world, and they said "Fuck off" A celebrity said to do it, and they all complied IMMEDIATELY.

@@haku8135 LOGIC RIGHT THERE

Why I hate what they did to this guy is because they emphasized it and focused on the fact Steve was in some other mans body. They brought so much attention to it they have nobody to blame but themselves for the backlash

Underrated comment

u mean ghostbusters 2016 not the real ghostbusters

@@Oldschool1943 Correct

Yeah that was my favorite. This movie was better than Ghost Busters lol

wish dis film was gon

Bruce Wayne: "I renounce my wish that my parents are still alive."

I renounce my wish to cure cancer.

Me with my ten foot cack, nah I'll pass.

Since max well lord renounce his wish all the wishes he granted was renounced.

I illegally downloaded the movie and after 15 minutes, closed it and deleted the file.

the effects were so bad probably the worst movie effects ive ever seen in my life

Funny thing is i still haven't seen the movie lol

She was bullied for being a nerd.... by other people working in a museum.

@@kaztz9143 of course they mean Star Wars they fucked the whole Star Wars universe in the ass bruh

@@eugenef0zzy controversial opinion here, but after rewatching rise of skywalker a few times since release and thinking more about it, I actually think its a worse movie than The Last Jedi, I didnt think that was possible XD

@@joshmayes1538 I don't care enough to decide which one's worse. They're barely star wars films

@@joshmayes1538 The Last Jedi betrays what Star Wars is (was). The Rise of Skywalker is a bad movie, period. it is like rape and a beating: both are horrible but tough to compare

I mean let's be real here, failures have been getting rewarded for a number of years now. It's just a race to the bottom at this point because once you fall so far you can't see those above you and think you're winning

Since the stone was created by the god of lies and was basically evil, him wishing to be the stone should've just turned him into stone.

But it still came with a monkey paw downside. A super good one tbh. So im sure that trickster god was okay with that.

Critical drinker ftw!

@@Krackerjax *Monkey hand curls*

@@TheMaestroMizerous "Monkey paw, you've given me what I asked for...... Well kinda, and now I wish for your freedom!"

Made by the same director 🤔

@@AndreNitroX I think Zack Snyder also sort of have influence on the first ww. Also ww84 had a different writer

idk i think WW1 and WW2 shouldn't have happened in the first place, even if they are "good" in certain aspects, millions died in both wars

@@gamertardguardian1299 i meant the movies 😭 wonder woman 1 and wonder woman 2 lol

Yes. A lot of people don’t understand that good acting under bad direction is nearly impossible. His limited time outside of the Mando helmet has been some of the best subtle acting I’ve seen on TV recently.

Thought he did decent part in the equalizer II

I agree with that. I liked his role in the show. He did a fantastic job.

I agree he’s performance was great!

Man I thought he nailed the last scene of the mandalorian season 2 doing the handoff of the child. He was great.

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Hilarious!

Lmaoooo

LMAO

Lmao

You deserve all the upvotes.

you may say i'm a dreamer

@@olezka_dostoevsky but I'm not the only one

M O V E O N

@@alexl6644 i hope someday you'll join us

DC's marketing really misunderstood the Thor approach.

@@deepzone31 You are absolutely right. But how can these people be so blind? Just make a good movie/script. They prioritize glitz over substance and it makes no sense.

Hahahahahaha

Best comment

Epic renounce. 🤣

It’s a stolen comment but i still like it

@@oscarpineda9459 freeze well

Besides being awkward a few times, Pedro as max lord was more interesting than WW in her own movie

@Jonathan Landeros yeah, he can act. It’s just they gave him the wrong role. Kinda like the whole Jesse Eisenberg as Lex situation

Yeah fr like Idek why it had to take place in the 80s

*CATdashian, mate

Savage.

Ya read my mind.

Ha yes

The whole world is already in chaos due to 2020. 🤷‍♂️

The whole premise of the Vision of Escalflowne anime and the movie Forbidden planet, is that wish-granting tech leads to world ending catastrophe.

@@paulpowell4871 aight

@@paulpowell4871 what? Most people knew who it was because he was casted as mando. Most people knew it was Pedro Pascal. Lmao

@@paulpowell4871 You know this is a butt-hurt white guy when he says "Blacks".

@@nacs as opposed to saying what? You sound racist

@@nacs nigga he said whites too wtf are u even talking about😐was he supposed to say “the melanated race of humans where the females carry the eve gene”

Shhhh. The writers don’t want you to think about that...

Agree! If the genders were swapped you know this plot point would be blowing up.

He doesn't even remember it so W. W. date raped a guy. Of course she looks like Godot so I doubt he would complain.

@@nathank2289 that still doesn’t excuse it just because she’s attractive 🙄🙄

@@boppinboyz It's a joke mate. Chill

Glad to see another biology enthusiast in the comments. I was wondering about that too, because it makes no flippin' sense.

the other day i saw a video of a cheetah being dragged to the depths of a lake in matter of seconds by a huge ass crocodile. scary shit but definitely not scarier than patty jenkins’ writing.

If her wish was to be on top of the food chain, she should have stayed a human being

They are an apex predator though... that’s all she asked for.

@@winosandbar5077 No, she said she wants to be THE apex predator, then elaborates how she wants to be on the top. Cheetahs are just fast. Literally. They get killed by any other cat save house cats. If she wanted to be an apex predator, she would have done much better without him.

Add a rape scene

valid point

The guy that wishes for the coffee never renounced his wish..I guarantee it

Well... Cheetah was the only one in that montage that didn't even lip renouncing her wish... So I'm pretty sure everyone didn't from the writer perspective.

Narcissism rules in today's culture

they despise us

What is with directors these days not able to handle criticism that'd genuinely help them?

@@weasel7491 The same reason why Twitter is only fun if you look for memes or stuff like that: cus people have become so sensitive that the tinniest little thing creates an outrage. Pathetic -_-

cgi was horrible lol

@@jackmesrel4933 No one has the balls to stand up to public pressure after saying something controversial. That's why some people like Trump. He says controversial shit and doesn't apologize. Its the one redeeming quality that man possesses in my opinion.

@@jackmesrel4933 you said the smartest thing I’ve read all day. This world has become a man hating pandering nite mare. Do not go on social media. It’s not worth the headache. I’m so sick of the social justice warrior airheads running the world. Ugh good luck brother

Nope. Thor's mom is still dead, Loki had taken over Asgard, and he still felt the ramifications of what he'd done. This movie needs to be retconned entirely.

AMEN!

No she did a good job with this movie

Was that patty ?

@@robertrogers074 Lol

I know right? Didn't they learn that lesson from the crimes of Grindelwald?

Ya, that line delivery...jeez

Honestly that movie entirely is carrying dc live action

@@ragefan1244 the fuck? THE ENTIRE TRILOGY is carrying DC and a little bit Aquaman, WW, Shazam and Man of Steel (im not counting old movies like Batman or Reeves Superman)

Of course

Well you have to tell DC and the DCEU apart. The DCEU has no plan and is just a mess. DC is all the rest of the movies that just use DC superheroes but isn't part of a bigger universe. So DC in parts is good (the dark knight), and the DCEU has some good bits (aquaman, ww)

@@thephantompizza4378 dont mention shitty aquaman, and shazam was good a little childish for me but still good. WW was a really good movie and MoS was weird but good

The world always has to be ending because the threat has to be bigger! Audiences want bigger and faster and more things on screen and more, more, more! The only way the next movie can outdo the previous movie is by having bigger everything! That's what Hollywood producers think anyway. Heck, after Avengers: Infinity War, I'm surprised that everything having to be about the universe ending isn't a thing yet. lol

Does the audience actually want bigger/faster or is that just what Hollywood forces down audience's necks because it's lazy writing for easy money? I think audiences just want stories that hit...Hollywood's the one that just goes the lazy route knowing we don't have many options if they do so.

@@EvilAnomaly That's what I'm saying. Hollywood producers only think they know what audiences want or what makes a movie good.

That's why I hate superhero movies because it's always the same shit.

@@EvilAnomaly after infinity war and endgame everybody is trying to top them, even the new Spider-Man film. I think marvel just got out of the testing phase so they are ok but every DCEU movie is a soft reboot at best so in between I like to think some catastrophic villain keeps resetting the timeline and makes it worse every time

No other man on the planet will ever be as good as Steve...Not Superman...Not a four time Olympic gold metalist, not Bruce Wayne, not that dude who owns Amazon...All other men on the planet are mesogynist scum...Any man who even tries to talk to Wonder Women is commiting an insult in the highest order.

@@rayharvey1330 😂😂😂

@@rayharvey1330 CONfushion of da highest oda

She's sort of immortal. What are 62 years to her? 😂😂

@@FireFist63 She is still half human and she has emotions tho, impossible to not be attached to another human being for that long. She hasn't gotten over him for 62 years my dude.

They dont spend that MCU 💲, also the CGI studio they use is ass.

I think it was on purpose to keep the 80s theme going.

@@TheOlympia75 Nah, the other DC shows have all had terrible CGI effects to go along with bad scripts and storylines.

these are the movies for dumb teenagers. apparently. thats why.

I don't use special effects. I have many skills.

Or turns into Harvey weinstein

And Killer Croc was born...FEMALE

hell yeah, I'd wish to be a crocodile

Considering a cheetah isn't one, fair play!

i was half expecting her to turn into an orca

sounds like you were so inspired.

@@eduardochavacano lol

You’re pathetic for doing that..

@@nateluthor4643 naw hes inspired

Covid21 incoming

i wish to become magic rock itself.

"the worst is behind us" Haha, you are funny. It will not be better until the authoritarians gets tard and feathered.

Warner Exec: "Magic Rock you say? I got some of that too! Which is why I'm greenlighting this"

Multiple PhDs with a decent job is "having nothing"

@@culturecanvas777 It's not even a "decent" job. She works at the Smithsonian. She is so good that on her first day, her boss trusted her with a case with the FBI (which clearly was a mistake since she just gave the stone to Max like that). She's a boss in her field! Hollywood writers really need to go outside more because they seem really out of touch and like they peaked in high school.

This had "First World Problem" all over it.

but when some dude grabs her. She acts like she is not hoping to be coveted.

Every wattpad story in a nutshell...

What’s weird is every review I watch is a bad review about this movie. But if you go on rotten tomatoes the audience score is 74%.

@@wizardgaming3313 because normal people don’t dig deep and critique everything there is to critique

@@finthefish2525 then why do/does critics/criticism exist? Why do ratings exist? Why do opinions exist?

The directing isn't that bad, it's the writing.

@@LapisPebble Han Solo : I have a bad feeling about this...

She can direct it but they better have Michael A Stackpole WRITE IT

@@benlunch7618 We all know that Empress K.Kenedy along with Patty Jenkins will do the screenwriting because... The Force is Female and STRONG WOMEN can do the job!!! lol

Hope she ll do a good job...

I dont think these directors are going for the "never been done" effect. I think they genuinely think they can do generic plots like that but make them better...which also doesnt happen lol

Every single scene in this movie is stolen from another movie. Yeah, they're definitely not going for "never been done."

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

Well he's not a greedy businessman. He'd doing everything to make his son's life better, and wants his son to see him as a great man. His motivations are entirely about being a good father. Even in the end he gives up everything he's gained all his power when he sees his sons in danger. Seriously you shouldnt talk if you dunno wtf youre talking abou. A good father in moden media... that is breaking new ground.

@@redbearington3345 thanks for the essay

That fight scene was very...twirly. The only good part of it was seeing POV of Cheetah shredding the armor, it was neat camera work. The rest was a cluster

LMFAO!

😂😂😂😂 so funny

Man cheetah looked weird.

2020 was really trying to f with us, so much that they brought Cats from the Cats movie back

LoL it was definitely a wish made by a cheetah or a Thundercat XD

Yes! I don't understand why people get confused by this. If it was a wish of hers she would have turned into Cheetah in the plane.

i think she got two wishes because she wished on the stone, and for the second time wished on max, so i guess she gets two

no one asked you, fad get

yeah this movie was bad but I don’t think it can quite compare to that😂

both made me cringe horribly.

I honestly thought she was going to start singing it when she had Maxwell House roped

I mean maxes wish was good. But instead of saying “ I want to be you”, he should have said “ I want your power”. I mean what if the stone was literal.

@@AndreNitroX that's what I am saying 😂😂😂 , he didn't know how to use it

At the end of the movie Diana runs into him, even comments on his clothes, which was one of the outfits Steve had tried on. Leaving a possibility for them to get together.

Many consider it rape. But since it happened to a man, no one agrees. Even Jenkins laughed off several reviewers’ concerns.

What made it weird is because they heavily focused on the fact that Steve has possessed this man and instead of acknowledging the consequences of that , they just shrug it off after bringing attention to it.

He'll never know what she sacrificed.

Hans Zimmer's score was the best part

@@syednoorerasul Oh, they had to drag Hans Zimmer into this.

Really? I thought he was way too hammy to be our villain.

@@Sturzfaktor2 i thought hans zimmer never wanted to compose soundtrack to superhero films after bvs? was that a lie? if not what changed?

He's dreadful

Well she didn’t write the first one but yeah. And now she’s got the 3rd AND a Star Wars property. Yikes.

@@ska7triumph they will cancel 3rd one for sure

I was really mad when he said that Pedro was doing an awful job in chapter 15

Agreed.

Agreed. He gave Patty exactly what she asked for. He was clearly going for a slight cheesy '80s schtick.

I really liked Pedro in this movie, but I get why so many ppl thought he was bad, I think it was just too much for the film. This movie is supposed to be colorful and playful, but his acting was too serious. It’d be good in some drama movie, but definitely not this one 😂 Also, I like Gal as WW, but last monologue scene was so off.

I turned the video off after he said that Pedro can't act. haha his performance was over the top but that was thanks to the directing not his talent?

hallmark Christmas is exactly how I saw it too

Perfect vehicle for character growth, and an opportunity to slip "everyday people can be heroes and stand for truth" or some generic story moral into it.

I kept thinking the ending looked like a hallmark Christmas movie the whole time

He was the only sympathetic character in the film. Got his body stolen by a ghost and then was raped by a strange woman who couldn't get over her obsession with her dead boyfriend who was said ghost so she made a wish that caused her boyfriend's ghost to possess the man's body.

They should have ended it with her and Batman on a date in modern times

I heard the character was brutal in the comics.

Performances were fine overall, but the script was absolutely atrocious and gave very little for the characters to do, other than repeat the same character arcs/plotlines of the first film or just serve their respective roles as villains (Cheetah pretty much). Max Lord is more interesting and uniquely developed in comic books than what we got on film (telepathic and secret loyalist/financier for the Justice League with other incarnations making him either an anti-hero or villian). A generic, sleazy businessman from the 80's. That should tell you that the writers knew crap about the source material, at all.

Yes!!! He was hilarious and 100% the best part of this stupid movie.

I agree, his performance carried it

Yah don’t really know how robothead can say Pedro can’t act... although limited in game of thrones he has arguably the best scene in the whole series

it has kristin wigs. Any film with kristin wigs is an Adam Sandler production.

@@eduardochavacano watch Secret life of Walter Mitty, she has a small part but the movie was brilliant. The writers and the director should be blamed for the movie not the actors

is she tho

"great" and "talented" director

@@barryallen3311 you should watch her 1st movie called monsters. The direction in that is good. Wonder woman 1 had good directing as well. The script wasn't written by her in Both of them. But she is writing rogue squadron so that is not good

@@tanmayaagrawal7350 somebody has to stop her, someone hire a homeless thug to break her hands an hit her over the head with a blunt object so she forgets who she is.

I'm sure she is fine, but I wouldn't say a great director.

Haha! XD

Clark Kent is also around. How old is he at this time? He is Superman already?

Or show the Kents wishing Clark didn’t have powers if this is the same Randian universe that Man Of Steel occupies.

Dc goes a diff route for some unknown reason. They don’t connect their characters like they do in the MCU. They only connect em for the most part when they do a Mash up lien that horrible bvs and justice league.

Its what happens when the whole movie is an afterthought... Remember who WB is competing with? The Mouse?🤪🤪

Sameee

Weren’t we all

@@Forehandland yes we were. But it was oh so much worse than I thought it would be.

Me too

@Meta Man this is why I hate humanity

This was a George Lucas prequels moment as far as a screen writing goes. Except Lucas prequels are waaaay better than this pile of monkey crap.

its pure bullshit. patty may have destroyed a great IP with her ego.

Not sure people read WHILE filming

@@hottakestuesdays7450 Everyone is just gonna say it’s not canon like the Star Wars sequels. Lol, why do sequels suck major donkey ass half the time? Why can’t people just make a proper follow up to a good or decent beginning? Pisses me off because I was looking forward to this.

@@hottakestuesdays7450 Nah, the 1st one was dog sh!+ garbage as well. It's done been destroyed...

@@deadschooled no mate thor on the rag is bullshit. ww is ca classic ., happy new year.