Gale is Hungry (Baldur's Gate 3 Parody) 

So you are fucking Gay-le now?

shit I read "so you're fucking gay now"

"Regrettably yes... and it is been too long since I last saved and autosave was somehow disabled so now I am stuck in this situation. Can I say I was bi-curious so I can return to you, Shadowheart." Shadowheart: "Do I look like someone who would settle for Gale's sloppy seconds? Good thing he is into Mystra rather than Lady Shar. Oh great Lady Shar have my virginity." Lady Shar: "Put on the strap-on then pierce my divine darkness." *Sees Shadowheart humping the air with a strap-on.*

Come again?

I really liked Gales first romance conversation but he said he wanted to take it slow since we have other things todo, so I decided to only flirt a bit and consider other options ( I wasnt that interested into gale anyways I was only playing around) but then suddenly, buddhism.

I was going for an evil playthrough and still tripped onto the Gale romance route even though he was against half of what I was doing. That dude is hella thirsty.

@@Vile_Oreo Or hungry 😂👞

Me trying to dodge gale's romance mines he's devoted the expanse of his intellect to

Really need to get autosaves for when you get forced back to camp by plot at least... I had to go back to a 1.5 hour old save because I fell for the gale romance trap and didn't realize until after the fact when Karlach 'forgot' our plans :c

I kept Gale at camp the entire time and then he decides he wants astral projection sex just because I told him not to blow himself up.

I mean, the characters even say that he eats them. Wyll says he "slurped that thing up like a horse with a carrot." If you give Astarion the Necromancy of Thay and offer to give it to Gale during the corresponding cutscene, Astarion goes, "No, he's not eating this one!" 😂

Not me! I understand nuance

@@leafwhite6376the magical item disappears tho, no non magical thing like a sword remains, he has to eat it

@@zenthossohtnez8331 Presumably you wouldnt need a mundane pair of boots after the magic has been absorbed though

​@@leafwhite6376You don't know Gale's fashion sense

Right? There was no warning at all for this either. Just "Hey, we're just a couple homies hanging out, doin' magic. And for my next trick, I'm gonna make my penis disappear!" Like, what?

Honestly I just did it as a sorcerer so I could gloat about not being a nerd and reject him at the end

See, i actually fully understood what was going on, and deliberately made the conversation go in a direction where we were just friends. And my god it made him so sad, i destroyed that poor man

Wait is that what he's talking about when he says he wants to touch the weave with me

SAME ​@@voidaspects9173

CONNORRRRR

Yea this is pretty cannon 😂😂😂

Dignity is pretty tasty, dude.

Joke's on him, I had no dignity for him to eat.

"he only liked me for my shorts!"

And bottomless except for stupid unsexy socks, God it's a funny visual!

is that what we're calling bottoms now?

well, non magical boots would still be boots, so if he only consumes magic from them then he should have given back their normal version!)

@@alekzanderor5489 he does say this is how it works when he explains it to you, but somehow game mechanic wise it doesnt

​@@alekzanderor5489I kind of assume that having the magic forcefully drained from an object by his evil orb just damages the item beyond repair.

astarion has a necromancy book and if you suggest he gives it to gale he does say "no he's not eating this one" so the characters in game portray it as that also

@@boiankoI could see that, turning your kickass magic sword that you don't need anymore into a hunk of rust.

Yeah. Being nice is how you seduce men. Why do you think we're such dicks to each other all the time?

It's funny because the devs admitted they "accidentally" made all the characters WAY too easy to seduce, and fixed it in a patch.

Halsin told me I was treating him like a lover when I was just being nice to him :’

That's what happens when the clown world makes your games. Everyone is "fluid". You can't even talk to Halsin at the party without having a dialogue option "that you didn't want to come on too strong." Not too mention Wyll dancing around like a fairy sprite the moment you do anything he "agrees" with. Fuking ridiculous.

honestly, thats one of the most disappointing things to me in BG3. i love talking to my part members and exploring all of their dialogue, but i couldn't do that becuase it was always so unclear where the line was between 'i'm a friend trying to get to know you' and 'X-rated content this way lies' and once i had started a relationship i was terrified that i might accidentally attempt to start another one and lock myself out of the first so i just stopped talking to my party members except for my romance option unless they had the exclamation point that they needed to talk to me

So that's it then? You're fucking GAY-LE now are you?

I also wanted to see the magic trick ... its like you want candy i have some in my van type of approach

You still can see his magic trick without leaning towards sex tho

​@@krajce1you boys like baldur's gate 3? I got some baldur's gate 3 in my van

It was optimal!

Tbf, a full grown man saying that is so funny

I did this with Shadowheart my first playthrough.

@@ivoryphoenix7 Karlach on my first playthrough. I was going to romance Astarion since everyone was simping for him, but then Karlach sat down next to me at the fire, said she wanted to do me, and I'm like "okay guess we're romancing Karlach now lol"

I casually told Karlach I was with Gale and she flipped. Apparently she had misinterpreted my friendly banter and I missed it😅

I got Lae'zel....

Men on general 😂

​@@Glirion__ You mean Larian's writers. 😂

@@mlmii1933 idk man. I've come across many a guy who would interpret a simple compliment or kind gesture as flirting/an invitation to ask me out. Though they're not usually AS desperate as release Gale. I remember I was romancing Astarion on my first playthrough and then Gale accused me of cheating out of the blue in Act 2.. when we never even dated? I was so confused.

@DM-nw5lu ... True, I've been accused of flirting when I was just being friendly, but its rare to have the level of "thirsty" that Larian NPCs are known for.

@@mlmii1933Look at it from this perspective: It's a camp full of hot people who are faced with the reality that they might turn into mindflayers at any given moment thereby completely losing themselves. So within the time they have left of course they are a bit more desperate than one usually would be. It might be their only chance to build connection physically or otherwise. Plus they're only really thirsty in act 1. It fizzles out pretty quickly.

Well it's the same thing

*ey. Aye means yes and is pronounced like eye.

pause @01:13

Hehehe thank you very much

You can tell he started normally drawing the lower left 2 goblins first, and then was like, "...yeah, whatever, fuck it."

Perfectly paired with the Oblivion goblin sounds.

For some reason the one in the back with the pink shirt and jeans made me laugh the most

I wasn't 100% sure it was the monke thank you

@@dantestrife9657 It’s the G A M E R

Connor giving us the Gale we all need and deserve 😂❤

At the start of the video i was like "this is one hella impressive Gale impression", but at the first voice crack near the goblin camp i was like "I KNOW THAT VOICE CRACK!". Monke spotted in the wild.

I knew it sounded familiar

A sprawling game like BG3 has a steep curve as far as completion go, so I wouldn't be surprised if like 70% of people who started the game never made it out of Act 1... which just so happens to be where gale keeps pestering you about the few really powerful magic items that you come across. So for those players, he never stops being a hungi boi. Also, first impressions etc.

And whoever suffered from the infamous magical artifact bug with him... will never forget it or forgive him as he consumed so many of my items only to say "...well I can't wait forever!" And threatened to leave... but Gale, I did give you my boots and everything I had! Ah, fun times.

he used to ask more , they toned it down in later patches.

@@havcola6983 First impressions yes. There's a guy in a discord I hang out in that complained about Gale being hungry and how he sucked, but... there's literally a ring of colour spray. Frickin' colour spray. And then, because the fella is bad at admitting to being wrong, he complained about the expectations the three eating's caused him to experience. Anyway, to sum up: Gale eating magic items is a good thing because this this Tav is hot and I liked seeing him topless.

​@@bodhidaruma2824 used to as in early access? Because since release he only asked for three items

“”””””Accidentally””””””

I was gonna say "didn't we all?" Because I accidentally romanced him too What a magic trick

The Rizzard of Waterdeep strikes again

To be fair, it is really easy to rizz up Gale and Wyll, more easy than it is to rizz up the women companions, except for Lae'zel, you just gotta kick some a$$ and you're ready to go.

@@SUPERMavic Laezel I got “very high” approval from just from having her with me for the crèche yallek quest area, and that’s even with me pissing her off because I waved at her bitch queen instead of kneeling 😂

She practices by pretending to be mystical voices around the house to trick lyle into thinking there's a fae creature

ironically i can always tell its her lmao

​@crackedemerald4930 oh so that's why he keeps uploading pictures of that one dog on twitter

oooo

@@crackedemerald4930 I literally told you this in PRIVATE!!!!

ok but why is 1 of them hot?

@@nodot17 Which one are you referring to?

@@nodot17W H A T

Obviously the hot one

oooo

He is so Haughty

He’s not gay, he’s just British!

@@AshnakAGQ both? both is good

​@@AshnakAGQcdawg definitely dabbles in the dark arts he has otter written all over him lol

@@Cheshieruuboth are not good, one is really bad

pedophylus rejectus!

Oh damn are those the oblivion goblins?

ooo

SO THATS WHAT IT WAS

.-

That's 3 too many I'm glad I chose Durge 😊

@@Alt0001 My wife and I have over 2k hours combined haha. We have both played as the dark urge. Our current co-op is an honour mode run, I am the dark urge as a drow bardlock, and she is a gnome barbarian monk! Back when we first encountered Gale on our run, she asked me if she could keep his hand as a throwing weapon. His greedy little mitt has since been used to dispatch several enemies on our journey.

@@irishkelly2062 This might be the best playthrough I've read LOL

I think Lae'zel is bugged for me. I only talked to her *once* before dumping her back at camp and completely forgetting about her and now she wants to jump my bones...even though I literally rescued her the day before.

​@@guitarmama06 Not bugged. Laezel just has the easiest to satisfy romance conditions in the game. Also a lot of thing that raise character oppinion/ likelyhood they will want to sleep with, is not dependant on if they are in your party. Learned this when in my first playthrough I only ever really talked to Shadowheart but she basically hated me, and in my second playthrough where I never talked to her again after getting Laezel she still wanted to sleept with me at the end of the grove victory party. I just happened to do enough stuff that she likes.

I mean, what would you be complementing some people five times on anyway?

​@@tobiasbayer4866I dont think you actually smash shadowheart there, I think you just have a night out and a possible kiss.(you dont if you fail a insight check and she disapproves of you not kissing her lmao)

@@moldinmolders Could be. I never actually did her romance events. All i remember is that she offered to drink wine together and when I went to bed she appeared in the list of people to choose between "spending your night with".

Frrrr 💀

Is this really cdawg?

@@LazyVoxelHe's credited in the description lol

How do you function when you don't know how to read?