World of Warships - Ship Happens 

I will formally give out this call on Jingles' behalf: Anyone on Harry Bastard's team in the third game, *please* send Jingles the replay. We *need* to see just how abhorrent he was being lol

One of my professors in Astronomy once said; If you see something strange and unusual, you get to publish it as a "discovery", if you see it for the 2nd time, you get to publish it as a "proof that this is real", and if you discover it for the 3rd time, you get to publish it as "statistical properties." Indeed, 3 is scientific enough.

Well obviously Shiphappens didn’t shoot Harry on the enemy team - if he did, the enemy team’s chance of winning would skyrocket 😜

2:20 Why did you bother buying a new place Jingles? You were living rent free in that dudes head...

I can only imagine what it would be like if those three infamous WoWS players started a division together…

Note: Harry the Bastard is not to be confused with Larry the Badgered, who is actually an absolute delight to be around.

“It’s probably not the worst thing you’ve seen today” It’s 5 am! You are 100% correct 😂

For 11 years putting out constantly incredable videos. Thank you jingles

I would personally loved to see ship happens say “so who did harry report this time” for the last match we saw.

At first I thought this was a new account from the ever egregious AngryTurtle, then I realised it couldn't be, because he's not stuck at the edge of the map doing bugger all except congratulating the enemy team for killing his, while also kill stealing as his allies burn down around him. Instead this guys just an utter arsehole who blames everyone but himself and ensures every 'teammate' he has suffers because he's probably free XP'd his way to Tier X This lack of grasping the fundamentals of reality reminds me of the first time I played the Ryujo, back when it was RTS Carriers, and within a minute of the game starting a 'friendly' DD dropped torps into me because he hated CV's, and sank me. Then 5 minutes later demanded I give him air support, completely forgetting why he'd turned pink. Only time I saw an entire team almost in unison call someone an idiot.

As the old saying goes, ‘it’s better to keep your comments to yourself and let the others think your a fool, than to make comments and remove all doubt’

"You people need to stop playing ranked, you are not good enough" Harry_lamb 2022 with a 43.49% winrate and 627 pr rating

*Actually Jingles* the Moskva is a tier 10 submarine Yes I know its a different Moskva

Coffee, flakes and Jingles, that's the best combination to start of your day

As soon as you said, "Harry the Bastard," I had a flashback to a 'Young Ones' episode. The one about the video. "I got it from Harry the Bastard." "Who's he, then? A gangster?" "No, some bloke who works at Rumbelow's."

UNFAIR PLANE. THEY KEMP CARRIER.

"Oh no, it's Harry the Bastard" "That's right, and you owe me 500 quid!"

Some say you can still hear him raging, even in your sleep.

"you should stop playing ranked you are not good enough" PR of 627 and WR of 43% pepega

43% WR and 627 PR, guess we've got a WOWS grandmaster here :D

3:13 "Harry the Bastard and 3 other of shiphappens' teammates are all doing their own thing off to the north, which leaves shiphappens and one other schleiffen down here against a des moines a stalingrad and a thunderer". Le what? Shiphappens was in the group of 4 with Harry in the north who were fighting those 3 ships. It was an Ohio and a Smolensk vs 3 in the south? Harry died pushing with the other schlieffen and shiphappens in the north. I assume whatever the smolensk did was something Harry saw in game and we didn't. I need about 5 fingers of scotch for this to make sense I think...

The fact players like Harry arn't just banned is proof of how toxic the game is.

Given his winrate I'm not too surprised by his behaviour. That ammount of self-consciousness tho is beyond me.

19:47 “They are easier to kill” My German guns laugh in inaccuracy 😂

Man I haven’t heard Angry Turtle in a long time. That is a DEEP cut Jingles 😂

I've never played WoW, and never will...but I appreciate the strategy and tactical maneuvering. Love your videos and how you break down the replays

If Petropavlovsk isn't your liking, Moskva will. At least the thing has fires and literally has more stalinium

Haven't seen someone this bad since Angry Turtle in WoWs. Pleasant to not have met Harry

Thanks, Jingles (sarcastic sneer). You just HAD to explain at the end of the video why it's advantageous to shoot at dds whenever possible. You weren't wrong, but you just made my life and the other dd mains in the game even harder. Weren't CVs and subs enough? (grinn).

"Angry Turtle, show me on the Tommy Tugboat where Uncle Jingles hurt you."

I do hope Harry gets to see this video, I’m sure it would be a lovely time 🥲

"with less right to live on God's clean earth than a virus" 🤣Another one i gonna keep!

You know, crap like this is what a mute button will end. Trolls die when they get no reaction. Giving him a video and calling him out just feeds him more.

Harry_lamb (EU) is a career 42.85% ranked player with a 730 PR. He is that player that just keeps showing up waiting to get ultra carried.

Every now and again I receive nice emails from WG inviting me to re-instal and offering lots of juicy incentives. And then I see a video like this and remember why I un-installed in the first place.... thank you gnome overlord for the gentle reminders.... :)

I have torpedoed angry turtle on my own team every time I have played with him

It is people like "Harry", that when in an actual conflict situation usually gets acquainted with friendly fire.

As a scientist I can confirm, this is 100% how to science.

In the WoWs statistics by WG, this is the grade below "plain bad", and they're WGs most lucrative and loyal customers.

The corollary of your thesis being, "If one finds oneself constantly losing, perhaps YOU are a barsteward called Harry"

"in The Moskva is going to have a bad time", sabotaged by teammates low morale, "Takes the Moskva a long time to get going". Oh man the tradition of reusing ship names really spiced up this commentary

Great Bottom reference.

I'm a Floridian so that means I see people like Harry The Bastard every day, although usually they're either driving BMWs or lifted trucks.

Ahh, yes. The ballad of harry lamb.

Jingles: check out this raging asshole! Also Jingles: I hope you enjoyed it!

anyone else scroll through the comments looking for Harry?

I had to check Harry's stats - I thought they were dismal until I saw the rest of his clan. Oh dear 😂

"Sinking feeling." I see what you did there, you sneaky punster you!

2:00 I was drinking water then and almost choked to death.... too funny

I will occasionally type in chat "Salt has never won a battle but has lost many"

Sitting here, 8.00 pm, glass of whiskey in my hand, laughing like mad ....:)

Call em like you see em Jingles and thanks for posting.

Angryturtle was a blast, I remember laughing so hard my stomach ached

Never change Jingles, please never change 🙂6:27 The Smolensk is on the other side of the map compared to Harry, Harry died all alone fighting the Des Moines. The DM burned Harry to death with it's awesome HE spam.

2:10 Believe it or not, I actually remember sending that email about him calling you a bigot as well. The times for him, however, have not changed since about 8 months ago. No sir, not at all. Oh, to preface, had a replay where Mr. Turtle got *very* salty, as he does, about his team. And then after I brought up his salt, he proceeded to get *VERY* angry with our Gnome Overlord here.

As thought jingles, by not shooting at harry the bas* means he is NOT wasting fire on the least valuable member of the opposing team.

We need more salt and we have found an infinite supply of it. marvellous

There is a guy just like this named Serpico who plays Armored Warfare and he is constantly dropping your name Jingles.

Ship Happens - oh hello, old Jingles intro.

1:20 Schrader is back playing World of Tanks, but on the NA server as slayer6... He even acknowledges the part where he got banned from WoT EU primarily from an earlier video of yours...

What better way to enjoy a good cup of coffee than to have a Jingles video to wake up to! Keep up the great work old chap!

New merch option "Twat in Chat"

I like checking out usernames. Grafs_pee have me a mild chuckle.

The fact that he failed to support his team on the first battle we see, goes off solo against a Des Moines, and manages to die against it. How he got to T10 and where he gets the audacity to play ranked just baffles me

Jingles basically said: “You think you know stupid, but you really don’t.”

and this is why i quit ranked. as soon as i found a db like this guy, i knew it was time to logoff. man i don't miss this crap at all.

Harry reminds me of a RPG game. I played at a con many years ago. After several players rolled up sci-fi characters, and we all proceeded up the ramp to the ship to start the game one player held back and open fire wit auto fire and killed off all the players.

Thanks!

The name Harry Lamb is a bit of a giveaway... Remember The Third Man movie and radio series.

I don't know if he's still around these days but there was/is a DJ called Harry the Bastard, and by all accounts he's the complete opposite of a bastard.

"RU-vid has absolutely no sense of humour." - sage words.

All we need now is a video featuring bub_gunner :-D

2022 people still don't know about the blacklist command.

I wonder, which team would win, if Harry the Bastard and AngryTurtle were in opposite teams.....

Moskva is actually an HE spammer jingles that occasionally shoots AP on cruiser broadsides and medium to close BBs. it doesnt have improved angles unlike petro and stalingrad. About winning duels spamming HE in moskva, it usually wins unless its a salem or DM. the armor shatters most calibers of cruisers except the nose that gets saturated eventually. so while the DPM isnt great, fire chance is good and its very tanky thanks to HP pool and armor which enables it win the duel eventually :)

Stunningly quick and liberal applications of the Blacklist feature solves these problems for me. (Well, it doesn't solve the loss but bear in mind Flamu's 3rd Law of Equal and Opposite Potatoes which often balances things out).

There is this lad “Spartser” top notch complainer in my matches.

"You people need to stop playing ranked, you're not good enough" proceeds to tank the next rank battle like an epic tier twat-waffle. What a fucking legend.....

"started to get that sinking feeling..." -- hah! such a punster

Harry the bastard! "That's right, and you all owe me £200"

Not that I play WoWS much anymore but when I do I turn off chat in battles. Makes playing just a little bit more fun!

rofl! "cock goblet" I am totally stealing that one Jingles! Some of the Brit insults are brilliant, ie: bell-end 🤣

Looks like in the first battle the Schlieffen didn't have a good plan

I play Legends (because I can't afford a PC) and I can 100% confirm the levels of smooth brainedness isn't confined to just PC It's like WarGaming naturally attracts Troglodytes.

I actually like the HE on my Moskwa. Gives me fires, reasonable damage and is still fast and accurate.

I like how we're calling him "Harry the Bastard" like he's a historic English king whose birth was in question or something 🤣

8:36 that’s the truth, ain’t it. Quitting league this season was the best decision I could’ve made.

I know I'm late to the party on the whole "Angry Turtle" thing, but that name stuck out to me when Jingles said it... So I checked my blacklist and think he's the first I ever blacklisted in this game

I sadly have to report I had the misfortune to have had him on my team yesterday, and yes I lost and yes he was just as bad if not worse in teamchat

When I saw this, I immediately thought to myself that the resultant of two forces acting at an angle on a given point is equal the the diagonal of a parallelogram of which the force vectors are sides. The equilibrant equals the magnitude of the resultant but acts in the opposite direction. Funny how that happens.

Jingles, here is a no-brainer. If for ANY reason you are sent a replay that has anywhere in the title "Harry_Lamb", please for the sake of humanity and all things holy, review it and see if it is the third battle you have shown here this morning. I don't play WoW, but these morning sessions are great with breakfast here in the Colonies across the pond.

I played against Angry_Turtle in a match and congratulated him for actually playing. He proceeded to call me a "Jingles Chimp"

LOL, Mentioned Angry Turtle. I've been in games with that guy and holy shit that dude goes crazy if you mention Jingles.

With that kind of science you could fit right in at "aperture sciences"

I don't understand why players like Harry and Turtle aren't permanently banned from the game.

I think him being on the team guaranteeing a loss is a combination of two things. One, he represents a sixth of the team, at least in ranked; and two, he vastly lowers team morale to the point that he sets new records for mining depths and has viewed the undersides of tectonic plates, which makes the rest of the team both focused somewhat on that and also less prone to, y'know, communicate with and listen to their other teammates. Also, as for the 'worst I've seen in WoWS', in my short time actually _playing_ the game before remembering why free-to-play games are not particularly fun to try to progress (stopped at T5 Japanese lines, though those were still some pretty fun battleships), it would probably just be the intentional teamkillers - not that I view a destroyer player trying to shoot battleships with HE the moment he spawns and then killing himself with damage reflected torpedoes to be particularly _effective_ teamkillers, but he tried and was venomous in chat about it. It was more funny than annoying, other than the loss of one single ship early on, because all his damage had focused on two targets and one was negated entirely by a single heal and the other was himself. It makes some sense to end up queueing with the same people a few times in succession. You're all in the same battle, after all, so you all re-enter the queue at the exact same time, with a team composition that the game has shown it accepts to start a match with, and there's enough to fill out a lobby. So yes, that happens a lot - it's just most players aren't so... memorable, we'll say.

Every day that I don't turn up in one of Jingles videos as a "toxic twat" is a good day.

The last time Jingles made a video focusing on Angry Turtle, the jackass showed up and commented on the video and we all pooped on him. Then Jingles shared another Angry Turtle clip in another video showing just how dumb a player he is, laughed, and moved on to the main course of the show. Wonder if we'll get any Harry the Bastards in chat. If I end up in a battle with that guy, I'm reporting him first thing and announcing it in chat for fun.

The Hindenberg was probably being reporting for being good at the game and saving Shiphappens.

I believe that we the internet community, can put together some money to get Henry some help. Knowing how it usually goes, it will be money wasted on an irredeemable individual, but at least we can say that we gave the opportunity to turn him around. Then we can point and openly call him out on his terrible behavior. I am perfectly sure that his grandmother would not approve of his antics.