Would You Ride The COVID Express? 

When you dont care about the main quest and just do a bunch of side quests

Bald: *Gets shot* "Ah, old soviet bullet"

"It's got a fence all around it, which i think is to stop people from getting inside" - Mr. Bald, 2020

I love how the dog at 13:00 charged over to the other dog barking all like "Hey he's clear leave him alone thanks.".

"it's got a fence all the way round it, which I think is to stop people getting inside" - Bald 2020

Puts himself on the internet breaking numerous laws, regarding customs and animal quarantine, worries about saying the f word. We love you, Bald.

12:34 No bloody way that cant be one of those invalidka cars could it? For anyone interested in soviet cars this is a really damn rare car. These were specially made cars to be given out to people with physical disabilities (especially veterans) to help with their limited mobility. In that good condition that car looks to be in its basically a collectors item and Bald just stumbles across one. Stuff like this are why I love this channel honestly.

Bald uses his Chernobyl radiation to kill the Coronavirus.

The statue was of someone heroically trying to stuff a cow into his underpants.

Lady: "Corona virus?" Bald: "No, only radiation"

This dude is so brave just goes on his own to random places with just his camera, legend

"what was the last country you visited" "Only England" Ya right

The “train station” you were looking for was Rustavi’s metallurgical factory, my friend!

13:01 that white, mystic dog protected Baldy by rushing him and shutting him up

06:08 . That giant "train station" he is looking for, is actually the Rustavi steel headquaters building. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rustavi_Steel

"are you going to iran?" "no" So bald is going to iran next.

No soldiers. Lots of dogs. One woman. A chicken. And coronavirus.

This did not age well.

This vídeos are bloody addictive! This guy made a revolution doing something totally different that people like watching.

13:01 I imagine the white dog saying: Let him pass hes cool.

I feel like he was trained to spy in Soviet Union and learned everything about their culture and language , but after Soviet collapsed he had no job and decided to became a vlogger and share his knowledge.

I studied in Russia for 20 years and I would never be brave like you and visit such place. You are a champion.🇩🇪👍👍👍👍👍👍🇬🇧

“I got a button to call the lady, might call her at night” 😂😂😂😂

Mr bald, you seem like you've got the symptoms. Most of the cases, include of fever constant cough and a sudden urge to travel the world.

"Which countries have you visited?" "Only England... And Azerbaijan. For a day, you know" hahaha, the best joke ever

Well this title aged absolutely splendidly.

I like how he doesn‘t even care how to get back 😂😂

When you put all your points into Strength and Charisma

Seriously, no one is reacting to how awesome the sunglass move at 07:33 was?? Disappointed, internet! Straight up boss.

Bald: I want to see the giant soviet railway station Mom: we have giant soviet railway station at home Giant soviet railway station at home: 5:54

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Corona Virus : Bald : Let's check it out

No surprise. Soviet dogs are trained to attack MI6 agents.

Greetings from Bulgaria. Oh man, you are amazing traveler. Please, don't stop to filming. You are very nice guy and positive thinking guy, we need more people like you on the planet earth! Thank you!

Who else died of laughter when he entered the train station xD

the building you found on google was the Rustavi Metallurgical Factory.

"People stay home because of the epidemic" Bald : best time to travel

13:01 hero dog comes flying in to save you.

YT's algorithm brought me back to this video again. The algorithm certainly has a dark twisted sense of humor

0:50 The "grass" is Sabz ( سبز) which is part of the Nowruz customs of the Persian New Year, beginning 20 March. The grass is brought inside the home to collect and absorb bad spirits/energy/luck/auras and the like and then it is taken out of the home on the 13th day. All part of the proto-Indo-European customs and rituals of the Caucasus region.

13:00 What a great dog, anyone would be lucky to have such a noble companion. White Fang!! He had your back covered, Bald

It's amazing how quickly people forget how insane the world went for a couple years.

13:02 you can see clearly whos the boss-dog there. just look at that body language from both dogs

"It's got a fence around to stop people from going inside" Bald: Let's see if we can get in there.

6:09 The building you wanted to see is the Metallurgical Plant Head Office, also in Rustavi :)

I guess you were right, that was the corona express. Doubt you would ride it again after the last vid you posted lol. Glad youre feeling better!

At 5:35 when he opens the door to the rail station, that "Ewwuh" just echoes so deep, I find that incredibly funny somehow)))

Only bald would walk across a minefield to explore an old soviet army base.

This man's a mad man. Mad respect for this guy.

If I were you, I’d take a bag of doggie treats everywhere. The amount of neglected animals in other countries I’ve seen on your videos is heart breaking. Long live kitty Fidel!

For anybody curious about what the little blue car is, it's a СМЗ С-3Д - "Инвалидка". Basically it is a car designed for people with disabilities, if I'm not mistaken it has hand operated controls. The more you know!

" Do you speak Russian?" Bald: " A little bit"... LOL

The blue Soviet car you saw is called "invalidka". It was made specially for handicapped people, that's why it doesn't have seat there, it's for the wheelchair. Thanks for videos btw, I appreciate what you are doing

13:02 that other dog was standing up for you

Mr bald is the example why people should take this thing seriously if there's a chance we can save not our but other lives we should all take precautions and only go out if we really have to.

Coronavirus spreading everywhere... Bald guy: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIDE

13:02 sending a virtual doggy treat to that white one who was protecting Bald from the agressor.

i wonder, how do you travel so far from england with only a backpack? do you buy clothes on your way? how do you wash them? theres only so many things you can stuff in your backpack

Man, you know you’ve been in a locked down country for way too long when I’m nostalgic for the novel ways they treated COVID back at the beginning.

12:30 the car is called an "Invalidka" and they were given primarily to vets who were injured in war times or other disabled people who needed a mode of transportation. most public transit in the USSR wasn't quite as well set up to accommodate people with disabilities.

13:01 White Fang, the Hero of the town rushes to the defense of a bewildered foreigner.

Wonderful your feeling better. I look forward sharing your adventures again. You take people to places they would ordinarily never see. Thank you

The inside of the railway station and your reaction to it is priceless!

*enters the station with hype* One second later: D I S G U S T I N G

'It's got a fence all the way around it, which I think is to stop people from getting inside'. Another legendary quote by Bald, 👍🏻😀

Plot Twist: Our Boy Benjamin has caught the Corona recently, BADLY, his complete Lung is infected, according to his words, in an Instagram Post. Please everybody, pray for our Hairless, Soviet Obsessed little Explorer to Recover from this very soon.

Dude. Not even kidding, this could be an amazing Netflix show of you going on adventures.

This is Bald at his best in his old stomping ground of ‘former-Soviet’ & the ‘stan’s!

“Let’s see if we can get in there....without being spotted....”. Totally empty field....😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The plate of grass is actually for Nowruz celebration. Nowruz is an old Persian tradition which we celebrate on the first day of spring that begins our new year. We put wheat sprouts (the plate of grass) amongst other stuff which each represents different things like food, money, health, ... So because Azerbaijan used to be a part of Persian empire, they celebrate Nowruz too. The date of this video suggests that it was about 20 days before Nowruz, so they are preparing the celebration.

Your vlogs are sooooo fascinating and educational. Thanks.

Bald: Gets the virus “Oh, a soviet Corona virus“

I love the lady in the hazmat suit, mask, glasses, and attitude. However, NO GLOVES AND SHE IS TOUCHING EVERYTHING!!! " I'm from the government, and I am here to help."

I just love how unfazed he is by a bunch of angry wild dogs. As a runner they strike the fear of god into me.

I love seeing videos right around when covid started. Seeing different peoples reactions.

You just couldn’t stay on the damn train could you

This guy inspires me to be more and more adventurous with my travel.

7 days ago I didn't give a shit about the Soviet Union. Now I'm watching Mr Bald exploring Soviet hotels, bus stations, abandoned cities etc. and I'm constantly checking it on Google Maps and reading about it😂

If only you’d known. So glad you feel better now.

7:32 I admire this thing the driver did with his shades.

"There is a fence going all the way around it...I think that is to stop people from getting in" ...yes, that is indeed what a fence is for!

Found this channel this morning and I’m now binging all the vids. Top notch content.

It is crazy how with so many of our cities getting over crowded that these places exist with almost no people.

Ride to Italy, this is a real Corona Express

12:29 - so that car was specifically designed for people with disabilities. The main goal was so that any disabled individual who could drive, could easily drive it. Don't remember it's official name, but colloquially, in Russian, it was called "invalidka".

Mate you’re a real intrepid explorer I have ever seen! Pure instinct, passion to discover place and it’s story.

Loved the goodnight john boy legendary lights out..

1:43 “I’ve got a button to call the lady, I might be callin her later on tonight” Bald my friend you are a gangster.

13:03 the friendly dog that sniffed him earlier saved him from the aggressive dog. 👏 👏

Everyone: “THi5 no aG3 we11” I mean it kinda did since he didn’t catch coronavirus here, it would’ve aged badly if he got it from this journey but he clearly didn’t if he was admitted to hospital a few weeks ago, so uhh this video aged perfectly fine

I love history & that was so awesome you were there.

Your channel has to be the best on RU-vid at the moment. Love your adventures man! Good to see the vids getting the recognition they deserve!!

- Woah, you're wearing a mask! Is that because of the coronavirus? - Nah... Have you been to Iran? - No, are you asking because of the coronavirus? - Nah...

"An abandoned soviet military base, does it get any better than that?" Well... maybe not better but certainly more positive

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

You know that the video is going to be a banger when you hear “soviet” within the first 10 seconds.

Fifty thousand soviets used to live here, now it's a ghost town

“I might be calling her later tonight”

I like this brother with the kindness of soul and unique verse sound and voice intonation, hopefully we enjoy watching this channel as well.

13:01 The white wolf saved you