X Factor (UK) - Series 4 - Bad Auditions 

Absolutely! Be blessed, today and always! =)

@@appledoreman yeah i do find em boring if i wanna hear music i got music i like i dont really enjoy the kind of music they sing on here anyway ya know

@@karenallen938 SHAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! LOL

@@krisshaw9464 - Ba ha ha! =)

@@krisshaw9464 Every series should have a BEST BAD ACT award, as well as winner. And it should go, not to those who only audition for a laugh, but to those who seriously think they're good, but manage instead to be hilarious.

exactly

Precisely

And when they say it, you can sense Simon & Louis thinking, "Oh no, not again!"

Or Celine Dion. lol It's foolishness to attempt it unless you're a high soprano with some actual talent. Some of these ppl seem to think that being inspired by a diva makes you a diva.

The comparison trio of doom: Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey

They needed to get their heads out of their backside, especially the tall fella

Already, all people who begging, asking mercy, or also put on knees, "Please please please please!" pppffff, that is so stupid, useless, cringe, sick, and how they believe judges will be change their minds!? Ridiculous, unconfortable, spooky! And they needed to back down on earth! I understand that makes Simon angry, and waste of time! Already, he is angry by dreamers, people in delirium, illusions, madness, who think they are the best, and worst when it is several, the delirium is bigger! In France we call that "Se monter le bourrichon" that is perfectly all that, and means "bad brainstorming mental madness with several people". Anyway. They make pity, but in bad way! A lot of people are infantiles, lost, proud, and totally out of reality! Scary!!! That is almost disgusting! Why call mercy? It is not a social contest! Even starving homelesses have more self respect and don't doing that! And them it is for life or death, eat or not! Damn! This show is an asylum, and a lot are close to stupidity and retarded! Intelligency under regular!

The husband is such a wet sponge enabler, imagine having your wife behave like a toddler on national TV and then standing up for that behavior. Some people are just kinda hopeless

Even if the annoying begging had worked, that doesn't mean anything at all, they would still have to go through so many other tests to make it to the end. They're so naive and delusional..

Hilarious

I am that contestant

😂😂

and losing some hearing XD

😮u8ru849ee0e8wpuueh9eue9eu0w8reurknhrrhieeie

see also: Mariah Carey, and occasionally Britney spears and Christina Aguilera

@Anna Arviso. I know, that blew me away! Which instruments will she play through her nose in the next round?😎

It's all one big joke anyway.

@@User-3O3Agreed. Probably put a few bad ones through so there’s someone to humiliate again in the next round. 😒

And the topless dancer teacher? I didn’t understand that one either.

@@michynature - I think they were just in awe of her body, which I have to admit I 100% understand. She wasn’t much of a singer, though.

Same here louisa!

Louisa Owusu RIGHT!?!....me too

Me too. I forgive myself so many poor decisions I have made in my life

I wanna like your comment but you're on 69 like and I'll leave it there

Same here 😊 Greetings from Montenegro 😊

People who are actually good knows their weaknesses and how much work it takes to sing well. Many people believe youre just born with a golden Voice and one day you open your mouth and perfect notes just flows out when any singer will tell you different lol

Good singers tend to be a lot more humble than the bad singers lol

Ikr! Like you can’t say anything bad about her, she seems so sweet and kind ❤

She was sweet, but st the same time it really creeps me out when grown-up women act like 10 year old girls... It's just not right!

@@tinestokmo44todays 10 year olds won’t be acting like that

Glad someone else recognised it as I was also going to comment this! The videos have been a great laugh and time filler! Thanks for posting

Are these bad auditions real?

@@jasoncorr4619 huhh9

All of these were already in x-factor compilations.

Dean Girl are these bad auditions real?

Absolutely to both of these, lmao

Yes!

I always wonder where these people ended up.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 True..,,!!! Haaaa..!!

Lol. 😂

and they don't need boring Danni either

Freaking great comment 👏.

God he's mad 😮

Sharon is a cow

Narcasisic injury! Its the "Ouch Factor."

cuz they are brit

@@j.c7719 I agree. I guess they must become intolerant after a while.

Because they can't handle being told the truth, they just want everyone to agree with them all the time

Because People can't take Negative Criticisms and it's pathetic.

Amen. Lost souls with no talent.

Lost turds

@@Scratchingforcash your comment doesent actually make sense were did u get that out of what he said

Mollie King from The Saturdays got a rude X Factor no and sort of managed it

@@Scratchingforcash You obviously can't even read

"Tom Jones cant sing like John Song , thats me! .. Goodness me" 😂

He was my favourite his reactions and shock was even funnier than audition

Ikr she was so adorable

Do you not find it kinda creepy when adults act as ten year olds? Idk, I am really uncomfortable about it.

elizabeth dugan that’s a mood

Same here 😂😭

elizabeth dugan only thing that’s kept me going

True

The bad ones are the best! Half of these people have to be deaf! 😳💩💕

Jiiii haaaan!

I am currently writing an essay on music as a competitive activity, all of this is great study material

Obviously your not an academic

And these people arent numbers there human beings

@Petevo Is she actually dead?

Dannii always seems to say no. She seems a lot harsher than Kylie who seems sweet and warm.

Some of them are barking mad I have the X factor yes but not on planet earth 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Technically thats 8 words.

Damn

@John Smith. I wonder why they don't put a sign....OTHER DOOR😎

“Other door” was Simonese for “you suck.”

Yeah, singing is no exception to the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Never fails to amaze me how delusional the bad singers are - if only we all believed in ourselves that much

Pretty much sums it up

@@flyingcapsicum I didn't know about the Dunning -Kruger Effect. I had to look it up to see what it meant. "Coined in 1999 by then-Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger, the eponymous Dunning-Kruger Effect is a cognitive bias whereby people who are incompetent at something are unable to recognize their own incompetence." It's amazing that it is so prevalent as to be actually recognized as a psychological state!

And I do think it is also probable that people who ARE gifted, talented, intelligent, good-looking etc. very often do not recognize their own abilities or gifts. It all has to do with self-esteem. You can have way too much or not nearly enough.

I thought they were going to eat the judges 😲

They just want to be on TV ... especially the mother

Leon Jos definitely, people like them sicken me to my core

@@madij.7464 Advice for them... GET A REAL JOB !

Have you seen them on nightmare neighbor? They're actually all pretty bad there. (it's the first episode of the first season)

It was good wasn’t it? Let’s face it

and that is the truth of a matter

nothing I'm lazy at the moment

better than madonna

That's very rude, isn't it?

Be nice if she’d wash her hair once in a while, too.🤢

She's a hooker, btw, who works at a massage parlor.

She looked like she was on drugs

It looked like there could be some substances... happening or sth? 😅

Guinea Pig maybe maybe

"You've got 45 members??"

Mary.....Simon and Louie are LOVERS...

He has an adorable face. Can't lie.

It gives vibes when you find something funny and you turn to your friends to see if they’re also laughing 😂

As soon as they say they good as this 3 divas..there’s when the disaster started

...or Leonard Cohen's Halleluiah. Been a row of cases like this in the 1st Hungarian series.

This is the most copy pasted comment on these videos

I don't know why anyone tries to sing "My Heart Will Go On" on any of these shows. Almost nobody can sing that one without sounding like they're just yelling.

Saying you can sing like Freddy Mercury is another bad sign. Michael Jackson: NEVER goes well. People rarely pick more obscure artists that they wish to sound like, or people w/realistically-achievable voices (like Tom Waits).

Sharon was horribly drunk and it's a total disgrace to let a drunk person judge. She always tells Simon and Louis to contain themselves and not laugh. Here she did, what they did. When they walked away, she even bumped against the door. Get your act together, Sharon! I liked your more sensible and oftentimes gentle approach. Lay off the booze! That said: race jockeys are tiny, thin people. This woman was not thin at all. Which makes her not an apprentice jockey. Don't know why she said that.

@@gardenjoy5223 stfu she did just fine judging drunk or not she did great and that moment was more iconic than most people think BECAUSE she’s always so reserved so to see her let loose and laugh was refreshing

@@fall-inpeace2523 lol. I guess the stfu all applies to little weirdos like you. And pray, inform us how someone like you and the word peace go together. You've proven otherwise.

​@@gardenjoy5223 Do you know her life? Hop off of her. Thats probably the exact reason he starting laughing at her first, cuz he didn't see a heavyset woman like her riding a horse. A bit insensitive tbh

@@m0chikim_ Sharon was indeed insensitive, which she normally is not. Being drunk on the job and in public is something not to be pushed under the rug though. I like Sharon at all other times.

Yes she was an absolute sweetheart. I love that you saw that too. Beautiful comment ❤

Yes, but surely she doesn’t think she has a chance up against youth, beauty, good voices and personality. There are many venues where she could have her dream of performing in public, such as community choirs. The idea of being a celebrity is more important than being talented.

Think she’s on something, very slow. Too much confidence if she thinks she’s a singer or pop star

​@eliseobrien7709 Right. I think she might do well in a choir.

Susan je predivna iako je bolesna.To se na njoj vidi.Zato se nitko nesmije ismijavati takvoj osobi.

except johnny rocco the mafia man :D

Louis Walsh? Same dude who tried to molest Mel B.

Multiplicity did he die???

Anyone can- even my dog. I don't see why everyone raves about Louis Walsh. Just a homely middle aged man.

@@omariraqiman Johnny Rocco is a total loser.

No. 😂

I love him! I have been looking for the UK Vampire Singer for the longest.

The guy should be doing ASMR videos he's got "the Voice" for it

I have to say that he had a nice voice…when he was speaking, NOT when he was singing!

@@PatchedUpTwice I actually think I agree with you. Like... audiobooks or news reading or something

My face when I heard it 😯

Johnny Rocko needs a reality check. Take the cannoli and leave us alone!😎

😂 Incredible! She is so much in her delirium, she think they are good, and Simon a man of word, so, she can not believe he say the true! 😂 Why he will dping that!? Waow! Impressive how far a delirium can goes on! 😂 If they were good, why he said No, bad, blabla. So stupid!

"DADDY! I WANT A GOLDEN GOOSE NOW!!!"

i knowww she was like a puppy dog and I would protect her with my life

Simon was so ready to bone her tho. Like it was all over his face 😂😭😭

I thought she was a moron.

Claudia Krizay why u gotta be like that😂😭 she was just so excited to see Simon loooool

@@asmrloves147 First of all, the word is you, not "u." And loooool? What in the hell is that? More trashy internet lingo??? I would say do away with it. Why would anyone be that excited to see Simon anyways. Maybe she is a bit promiscuous???

@cautiouslasagna - No, he meant they were depressing and morbid.

He certainly won’t see his name in floodlights, or footlights. And he’ll only see headlights if he stops in front of a moving car at night.

Deer in the headlights😅

@@PatchedUpTwicecracks me up that is funny

She scared me, smiled wayyy too much

They were awful! ‘I have to go out there and tell my kids!’ Christ 😧

So deluded and it's sad they think they have any quality when in reality they can't sing

“I’ve gotta go out there and tell my kids”. It’s a singing competition, not a terminal cancer diagnosis!! 😑😑😑

Right, they probably weren’t seeing the big picture but everyone can tell they’re insincere and manipulative, if they had let them through they would’ve been eliminated quickly anyways because they were simply bad.

Yeah, I hated them, wanted to punch the one couple.

SCRATCHING FOR CASH 😂😂😂

I died when he said it!!😂😂😂

Now it's overproduced and fake

I stopped watching the bad auditions compilations when they had people audition in front of a live audience. I tried, but it wasn’t the same. So much more fun when it was just in front of the three or four judges. And once Simon left - forget it. (I’ve never seen the actual show; I just love the bad auditions!)

At the people's expense

@@EternalPaynewell to be fair a lot of these people are so far up their own @sses that they seriously needed a reality check

*pikashu shocked face* 😂😂

Im afraid so

OMG haha that’s really funny ngl

Because it makes us feel better about ourselves 😂

@EveH Jeager. I wish I knew! But many of us are under some kind of spell!😎

Okay vampire lover 😂

I think same! A lot are disturbed, in delirium (i am the best, i will be star blabla), it is really cringe and spooky, beyond the funny context.

Meeee too..... Meeeee too!!!! The utter lack of self awareness is truly terrifying.

@Gonken88. He was an absolute freak show!🤪😎

@Gonken88. Yes, that guy was one sick puppy. So hideous, untalented and unattractive. 🤮😎

But it was “for the people of Wales!” I have a feeling the people of Wales were all screaming “Nooooo!” at their TVs.

​@@greeneyez0697Now you're doing too much

He's a MATH teacher, not a singing teacher! He's as incapable as the rest of the bad singers to tell who is good or bad, but what do you expect? Being able to choose good singers to mentor is a SKILL, and why would a math teacher have that skill?

Lol. 😂

@@dannyrichards6233 You are stupid and lazy using the expression "lol" with a dumb smiling face. obviously you can't think of anything more unusual to say.

He loves Paul Anka 😅

I see your point. He went from loving towards her, opening the door for her to flipping out, storming off without her and out comes the real arsehole who was depending on her to win the whole competition. Imagine what he'd be like if she didn't & probably wouldn't. Like i said arsehole.

It does point to an abusive marriage. If that's what he's like on worldwide TV, I hate to imagine what he's like behind closed doors.

yeah.. the way he just ignored her and stormed off.. almost like "ugh you're not gonna make me money now despite it being possibly dangerous for you🤬🤬"

@@abbymymonkeyandme2880 I hope her and the child who would be close to 17 by now, are okay today. I hope that wonderful nice woman left him. He's just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside too. That was scary...

@@mariahmueller579 - Amen! He saw her as his meal ticket. He was a scumbag, plain and simple.

thats probably editing not gonna lie

yeah, he seems like a real asshole... and the way he reacted seemed like he cares waaaay more about his wife winning than his wife delivering a baby

what the fuck happened to her teeth jesus

She's so nice and sweet too. I wonder why so many people think she's mean..

She’s been quite nasty to some contestants, but I like her anyway.

🙃 I'm one of them & I am wondering about people who like her. Whenever I see her, I get fake & dishonesty vibes. I can't stand her.

She always tries to give them a positive message when they are so flicking bad. But I love her when she is sent over the top by these lunatics.

...but rather suitable to sing László Vikár's Turkic and Finno-Ugric collection from the Volga-Kama region, than any pop song.

And they just laugh at her shame on them

Poor Yong lady I she was wonderful

Im So sad she doesnt have anyone close to her to tell her she should t go for an audition 😩

I actually liked the timbre of her voice, and she could hold a note for a long time. But she was off-key.

The holistic coach passed away.

SCRATCHING FOR CASH what😧 I didn’t know omg🤭

Hedi Stylinsøn www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10421288/ariel-burdett-x-factor-death/amp/ sadly in November

She got like, murdered or summ didn’t she? (Holistic vocal coach

@Anna Likan she committed suicide.

Right I felt so bad for her🥺

She was so good 😢 she deserved a yes. I hope she had another chance

Louie is overrated. The show would be fine without him.

Erica Rickert, I’m with you: I loved Louie.

They must have Sharon and Louie at these auditions. And I love that they annoy Simon so much putting through bad ones, just for that very purpose. 😂

I doubt they see any money because the videos usually get claimed by someone else

@@thehoneybadger1223 for real. They upload them for us.

She didn’t realize she was part of the rubbish…

Lol

Lol

18 i think he said

He looked like a classic liberal. Seriously.

She was absolutely terrible. Get a refund.

He looks like a phony Ian Mckellan 😂 oh AND a classic liberal too.

It's not his fault, the woman is delusional for believing a vocal coach can improve her voice, if you don't have it you don't have it.

💀

@@sasukeuchiha8801 stupid response...

@@claudiakrizay you know the twins personally or something da ruk

@@sasukeuchiha8801 da ruk????? What the hell is that???? Can't you even speak English? Or are you just an imbecile and can't speak any language correctly-

​@@claudiakrizay ;p; why are you so upset bro my comment was literally this 💀and that is what triggered you in the first place 🤣😂