XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 11 - Aqualong

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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 2nd November 2002.
SHOW ARCHIVE INFO
Full track listing added below. Subtitles have now been added for the entire show. Pilkipedia archive added as well as links to all series.
ORIGINAL TRACKLIST
Foo Fighters: All My Life
The Velvet Underground: Venus In Furs
Richard Ashcroft: Check The Meaning
Bruce Springsteen: The Rising
Death In Vegas w/ Liam Gallagher: Scorpion Rising
Old Dirty Bastard: Baby I Gotcha Money
Aqualung: Good Times Gonna Come
Kansas: Carry On Wayward Son
Nirvana: You Know You're Right
Ben Kweller: In Other Words
Electric 6: High Voltage
The Kinks: Lola
Song For The Ladies: Frente: Bizarre Love Triangle
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RARITIES, SPECIALS & COMPILATIONS
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@ManMoth 2 года назад

Hey guys, sorry for pinning this comment on all videos but I want to give you an update on the channel. I've been slowly adding a show archive to the videos including a full transcript added as sub titles and a full track listing (with links to RU-vid videos for each track). Pilkipedia archive link has been added as well and I've been having fun illustrating some of KP's best bits, I'm adding these to a shop incase anyone is interested: www.man-moth.com/ It's taking me a while to update the archives, especially as I don't work Mondays so please bear with me as I chip away at it. Lots of love, Man Moth.

@BalotelliFan713 2 года назад

"Your work is appalling. Sincerely, Richard Anderson"

@stonehouseguitars3869 2 года назад

Thanks for all your hard work.

@anjansarkar9803 2 года назад

Who's giving you Mondays off? Conning the management baybeeee .........

@FRM101 Год назад

I see what you did with the shop, well done. I think you're safely this side of any TM's while still carrying the spirit of the show. Two unsolicited suggestions: "and that" with counter rolling over on the other side. And "KP Pumpkins, head on over, pilk your own." Cheers.

@MR_BIANCONERO Год назад

@SA-kt3wt 6 лет назад

There's been lots of good podcsts and radio shows, but honestly nothing has come close to these three, especially XFM/Guardian podcast days. I cannot tell how many times I've listened to these over the past 13+ years since they were on air, but I never tire of them. Nothing is forced like a lot of podcasts - you can tell they were all genuine friendships at the time.

@ImpulseGenerator 5 лет назад

Definitely. You can also tell they didn't care one bit about appealing to any demographic or whatever, they're just having a laugh. Sometimes the best quality control is none at all.

@simonpenum 4 года назад

Same here mate. Whenever I'm proper hungover and/or depressed I put these on and instantly feel better. The chemistry between RSK is still unparalleled

@SunnyDays00 4 года назад

SA H care to recommend any alternatives ? I love these. But a change now and again would be good.

@SunnyDays00 3 года назад

@Anna M. thank you 😊 Will check it out!

@stevenkelby2169 2 года назад

@@SunnyDays00 What was it?

@NickC93 3 года назад

Iconic episode right here. The birth of the man, the myth; Dickie Anders, and one of my favourite rockbusters of all time: ‘he doesn’t like women, but he’s got a couple of kids? PD’.

@MrMongoose221 Год назад

Haha always love the delay then the PD connects in Ricky's mind lol

@tylerdennis2139 Год назад

If I had to pick one.. yeh it’s definitely this, also true LOL

@philoebeddo8724 Год назад

That’s a bit weird?

@lucaslorenz8812 Год назад

I think Ricky and/or Steve writes the Dickie Anders letters.

@philoebeddo8724 Год назад

@@lucaslorenz8812 What?!No,that’s not true!Don’t ruin it!

@MrLucozadeFTW 2 года назад

16:01 “one at a time” just one example of karl being genuinely funny and witty that’s gone over my head so many times

@laurenw4818 Год назад

I never catched that omg

@MrB1ack3 9 месяцев назад

I just got that, thanks to you :O nice

@BigPMitchell 6 месяцев назад

really well spotted 😂

@josephpickard3108 5 месяцев назад

First time I caught that today 😂 howling in the gym

@marv5078 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@themangleberry8772 5 лет назад

"I'm not a doctor or anything" "Stop being so bloody modest!"

@Christoff070 3 года назад

You really not a doctor? I mean you completed your medical training you're just not practicing anymore

@rachelectroDC-84 2 года назад

"His arm went long" - definitely a doctor. Still waiting for "Old Cold Belly Badness: The History of Abdominal Surgery" to hit the bookshelves though! XD

@dickyanders8138 8 лет назад

I love when Karl laughs

@imightbewrong_ 8 лет назад

me too!!!

@bensosnowski1128 5 лет назад

Dicky Anders time code?

@carlocastronovo8179 3 года назад

@@imightbewrong_ you

@carlocastronovo8179 3 года назад

@@imightbewrong_ ioooi

@albalmal 3 года назад

Dickers!!!!

@justinkline8437 7 лет назад

I love how Karl hilariously takes on the role of a serious producer and takes his second reading of Rockbusters super seriously, after he realized he laughed through it the first time.

@capnhawkins 7 лет назад

52:33 "Well if I'm a moron, I might get your address wrong when I send 'em to ya!" "Coming right back at ya Paul!" LMAO

@matthewbowen517 3 года назад

"Yeah? YEAH?! Yeesss"

@fraserwebster8761 4 года назад

16:10 Karl saying "One at a time" how did that go unnoticed? Hahahahaha

@kieranflaherty3316 Год назад

Was just about to comment this. One of the best jokes in the series and they missed it 😂

@CaptainCroak 8 лет назад

"He looks at her, she's got a great figure, nice face and all that" "Lovely knob"

@theouter_banks7260 7 лет назад

CaptainCroak got a bit of a frog in her throat.

@fiwen9673 8 лет назад

doctor: you've actually got a frog in your throat. patient: how did it get there? doctor: I've put it there.

@mbrandon11 9 лет назад

DAMN IT! When They're talking about body fat, Ricky and Steve completely missed Karls joke "One at a time". It was hilarious!

@cockoffgewgle4993 9 лет назад

+mbrandon11 They dismissed it because it's a joke 8 year olds toss around :) Unless you're being ironic..

@mbrandon11 9 лет назад

I wasn't being ironic, they just missed it completely.

@georgeaveline9739 8 лет назад

They didn't miss it, they ignored it because it's not very funny since everyone has heard it before.

@mbrandon11 8 лет назад

+George Aveline It was hilarious!

@mitchellsnell2712 8 лет назад

+mbrandon11 I found it fucking hilarious. I went through the comments to see if anyone else noticed. well played!

@michaeldowney7870 8 лет назад

I love that when Ricky & Steve are talking about going round to do an outside broadcast at Karl's flat, wanting to see the 'Dancing Chinese kid', Ricky says that he's actually more likely to be 35 & Karl disagrees 'Well...more like 28' as Karl later voices the opinion that you only see young and really old Chinese people, you never seem them in their 30s!

@a_b897 8 лет назад

Great observation!!

@SunnyGlade 2 года назад

Steve calling anything ‘dynamite’ always makes me laugh

@8.3.4.N 2 года назад

Love the way Steve speaks. "Man alive", "interminable".

@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 2 года назад

I thought we'd all agreed rockbusters was a peice of old toss

@Arkenway Год назад

"Arbitrary"

@InspirationParadise Год назад

Man alive 😂

@_jajajaja_ 10 месяцев назад

True enough

@njf669x 9 лет назад

Ive been listening to these podcasts since ive seen Karl on an idiot abroad on the travel channel......they all work so well together

@jamiefitzgrade7960 8 лет назад

+Nick F Perfect comedy

@stoox006 8 лет назад

+Nick F Don't confuse podcasts with XFM radio shows. The podcasts came later, then "The Guides to...", TV shows, animated shows, etc... but I still think that nothing beats these radio shows.

@capnhawkins 8 лет назад

+stoox006 Agreed. I listened to the podcasts before I even knew about the XFM shows and I thought they were brilliant. I can't listen to them anymore, they just feel like whittled down XFM shows. I just wish the XFM shows had all the swearing that the podcasts have. That would be a right storm.

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"How many? Literally lots?"

@johnnygoodwin7199 6 месяцев назад

Probably 5th listen of the xfm series over many years. Never gets old. Nothing gets close.

@martytheno1bauer 3 месяца назад

I have to say it's countless for me over the years now, such a comfort, good for cooking listen

@SHANNAKIE 7 лет назад

I just wonder if Dickie Anderson know he's a cult villain !!

@Coconutscott 4 года назад

RANDERS!!!

@dodethedode 4 года назад

Dickie docky dando!!!!

@SonOfExcess 4 года назад

I do like that I’m clearly not the only one that still listens to these in 2020.

@NautiusMaximus 4 года назад

Dickmyster general!!

@smokerg4l762 4 года назад

Hahaha he’s actually been tracked down over the years and he knows how iconic he is to us mentalists. There’s this RSK Facebook group that he’s in where he did an ask me anything a bit back, was a good laugh.

@themangleberry8772 4 года назад

Steve: "It's not poof daddy, it's puff daddy. And he's not even called that anymore, he's called P. Diddy" Karl: "Well..." Steve: "Fair enough."

@ufoash440 2 года назад

Shows you just how powerful the phrase "Well..." is in British culture hahah

@omikronweapon 8 лет назад

XFM 2-11 0:00 Foo Fighters - All My Life 2:14 Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs 9:17 Richard Ashcroft - Check the Meaning 14:28 Bruce Springsteen - The Rising 20:03 Death in Vegas - Scorpio Rising 24:49 Ol' Dirty Bastard feat. Kelis - Baby, I Got Your Money 24:52 Royksopp - Poor Leno 29:55 Aqualung - Good Times Gonna Come 36:00 Kansas - Carry on Wayward Son 36:01 Nirvana - You Know You're Right 40:08 Ben Kweller - In Other Words 43:39 Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage 48:12 The Kinks - Lola 52:13 Frente! - Bizarre Love Triangle

@omikronweapon 8 лет назад

If anyone can fill in the song at 24:52, I'd be very interested. It reminds me a lot of a specific song that my mind can't quite dig up from my memory.

@dopegar 8 лет назад

+OmikronWeapon sounds like Poor Leno by Royksopp

@omikronweapon 8 лет назад

+dopegar you sir, are correct. I've added it. My thanks.

@TheEpicFaliGamer 6 лет назад

Classic songs , educating the youngsters.

@deltaframes-os4km 3 года назад

wow. you sad person

@christianyork2813 6 лет назад

one of the more positive atmosphere episodes of season 2. love it

@gdafydd4 9 лет назад

Dicky Anders!!!

@jamiefitzgrade7960 8 лет назад

+gdafydd4 Dicky Docky Do

@ticklish1991 8 лет назад

+Jamie Fitzgrade The Big Dick!

@jamiefitzgrade7960 8 лет назад

+ticklish How's the munkster

@JohnSmith-ms4xd 7 лет назад

dickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers

@MinistryProductions 6 лет назад

The dick Machine!

@graysonridge4080 5 лет назад

Always blows my mind when I hear Ben Kweller play at 40:12. He’s a pretty small time Texas kid at the time this aired, but was one of my favorites growing up.

@staffordandy 3 года назад

"Karl's getting flustered because I put an elastic band around his head" 😂

@Lamedvavnik 8 лет назад

Is this the first appearance of dicky Anderson?

@CORNISHDUDE 8 лет назад

ol dicky wicky woowoo? yes 24:00

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

officially yes, I still think he's the Richard who called in with "High and dry" for she's electric.

@Butters90 8 лет назад

CORNISHDUDE to

@TheDoowllams 8 лет назад

I like the idea of that! Remember that episode

@dermademon1761 7 лет назад

Its a nice thought but I doubt it haha

@martytheno1bauer 3 месяца назад

I don't think Bangles will ever not get me Every time

@ToxicBarracuda 10 лет назад

21:30 - "Can we get Karl on telly?" I think that wish was well and truly granted.

@vikrambo 5 месяцев назад

How the hell did Karl know about P Diddy??

@TheLunnyBear 3 месяца назад

Why wouldn't he?

@erizzle67 8 лет назад

37:14 "Its about frogs Ker-mitted...." 39:53 "Have you heard the news toad-ay?"

@noveltybobel 8 лет назад

the outside broadcast idea should have happened, that would have been amazing

@DDoig1 8 лет назад

The title on it's own is great. Aqualong :D

@spazzitronmcgee6254 8 лет назад

16:10 "One at a time" is probably one of my favorite jokes that Karl has ever said. Nobody noticed :(

@cockoffgewgle4993 8 лет назад

+Spazzitron McGee They did. It's just very old and very lame.

@brynsaundersbs 7 лет назад

Spazzitron McGee I still don't get it 😂

@MrNottyNotty 7 лет назад

I think I'm on my 4th or 5th time round, and I've only just heard it

@JakeWilliams283 6 лет назад

Bryn Saunders Karl was suggesting that the machine thought there were 2 people as he was so big and fat.

@rooty 6 лет назад

Wouldn't it be irrelevant if it's measuring bodyfat, not weight?

@smilezor 8 лет назад

its a shame the live show never happened

@LifeOfRy Год назад

52:17 I LOVE Steve reading out a listener calling Karl a moron.

@jenspyck 3 месяца назад

Poof Daddy and Des Tiny's Child all in one episode. What a treat

@marcooosization 6 лет назад

hahaha selling a table and a futon on air!! amazing

@kerstineksmo 3 года назад

I actually still haven't seen Hellreiser. 😆

@Robert-ho7ys 3 года назад

Karl is actually spot on about people overcompensating their slight calorie deficit after exercise

@dominiccobb2610 Год назад

‘It’s a bit late to pull out’ - 😂😂 this is why Steve is underrated!

@TheWorldIsPeopleing 2 месяца назад

"it is pretty hard to listen to" - a quote from the most relistened to radio show of all time

@threehundred228 3 года назад

Karl laughing is honestly one of the treats in my life

@ellyl.6162 8 лет назад

i love how each of the guys has their own catchphrase... for karl, its "weird, innit?" steve's is "man alive!" and ricky's is of course his laugh (dont know if that counts as a catch phrase, but...)

@MegaGamerClown 8 лет назад

Ricky's is definitely "Play a record"

@jonathanwiddowson8652 8 лет назад

+Ronald McBanter Steve does use the word "arbitrary" too much as well.

@MinaF99 8 лет назад

+Jonathan Widdowson he uses that word so arbitrarily

@HopeVJustice 8 лет назад

"...That's libellous!.."

@JackCud 8 лет назад

Jonathan Widdowson how about 'abreast' he loves that too

@alexiscondit898 2 года назад

After years and many times listening to these, I have to say, Educating Ricky, was way better than Rockbusters. Rockbusters really was a shambles.

@harrychalmers2141 5 лет назад

‘One at a time’ 16:13 is underrated

@Pyroniusburn 2 года назад

Apparently Karl's origin of "burning the candle at both ends" is bollocks, and it actually came from 17th century france, where candles were pretty expensive, and burning them at both ends invokes the image that you were wastefully burning through money, and eventually the phrase mutated into burning through your own energy rather than money.

@Dan-ib4yc 2 года назад

Okay but his explanation of "shut your face" is presumably true

@babyshambler 3 года назад

51:16 Karl's pause before he gives the answer is brilliant.

@Christophee1987 6 лет назад

'Ban gulls' works so much better in a Northern accent. It's not surprising the predominantly London-based audience didn't get it.

@riggenbachi 7 лет назад

KARL LAUGHING

@markwilliams7054 8 лет назад

He doesn't like women... yet he's got a couple of kids that's a bit weird - P.D

@ENigma-um8zw Год назад

Great episode, such fun relistening to these!

@josephpickard3108 5 месяцев назад

At 16:15 i heard Karl say "one at a time" in reference to Jonno Coleman's weigh in. First time I'd ever caught that in years of listening 😂😂😂😂😂

@GooglyEyedJoe 9 лет назад

45:20 - I love how Ricky shut right up after being proven wrong, thinking he knows it all.

@gibsondanny 6 лет назад

Ricky has stated many times that most of what he and Steve say is conjecture. He doesn't claim to know it all.

@LukasOfTheLight 2 года назад

Ricky was right. The phrase does come from sounding like a frog and not any kind of medieval practice.

@jimmy2k4o Год назад

Same thing with the 1000 monkeys Shakespeare thing. He said it was true and Karl denied it, then a maths student emailed in and corrected Ricky that infinitely makes it highly likely they’ll write Shakespeare but not a mathematical certainty. Ricky acted like that’s what he said all along then deleted this from his memory and kept on saying the 1000 monkeys myth afterwards. Ricky’s intellectual insecurity is perhaps his most unfortunate characteristic.

@derek5395 Год назад

@@jimmy2k4o it's not 1000 monkeys lol

@markwilliams7054 8 лет назад

34:20 cracks me up when Ricky gets the clue

@WollongongWacko 6 лет назад

R + S - "Shiny! Shiny! Shiny boots of leather!"

@TheBusterMan 9 лет назад

Ah,it's great to hear Karl laugh.

@mrodgersmedia 10 лет назад

cheers for the uploads mate

@craigpatterson3203 3 месяца назад

Who would’ve thought how accurate a rock buster ‘Poof Daddy’ would become in 2024

@specialatk880 8 лет назад

This seems to be the first episode that Ricky says lets get Karl on TV. Now he's got 3 or 4 shows under his belt!

@StatLad1 5 лет назад

If this doesn't turn Dickie round, nothing will

@justinkline8437 7 лет назад

How did Graceland start?

@lambey6113 4 года назад

Karl:one at a time. Went unnoticed

@NikkiLovesYouLotsx 6 лет назад

It makes you sit bolt upright if not slightly forward

@erizzle67 8 лет назад

21:30 "Can we get Karl on telly?"

@HopeVJustice 8 лет назад

3:32 Poor Karl! Lol. If only he knew what was awaiting him! *"FOKKING TWAT!!!! YOU FOKKING TWATTT!!!!!!"* Hehe!

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

+Hope Ⓥ Justice lol

@dannyalexandar4931 8 лет назад

they're best friends...Ricky says that nearly every episode. And Karl says that there has only been one incident where he's walked out on one of the podcasts. But usually Karl is alright with it

@karlmilham4956 Год назад

I love the bits where Karl gets genuinely annoyed 😂

@Owen-wc1wr 8 лет назад

Here's a question - can anyone work out where Karl used to live while they were doing this show? (I don't know by the way) Some clues I've picked up: - Here he says the parking is bad round his way - It's walking distance from the studio - He walks through Soho to get to the studio (which was in Leicester Square) - It's a high street - It's central London So, it has to be somewhere to the North-West of Leicester Square. I'm thinking it's perhaps Maylebone or Paddington kind of area. Although in central London a lot of roads could be called a high street. Any ideas?? It seems as though at this point, Ricky lived somewhere around Charlotte Street, Percy Street and Rathbone place as he mentions those when looking for an office. Steve lived up in the Swiss Cottage-Finchley Road kind of area.

@theouter_banks7260 7 лет назад

Owen Also had to be opposite or near some sort of Italian restaurant maybe. He mentions some "gangsters" outside making loads of noise at all hours.

@MrHappyclappy123 7 лет назад

Owen it was opposite a Chinese kid

@Big_Daddy2236 6 лет назад

n an old woman reading a book

@kraken589 6 лет назад

Samuel Headley but she was always wearing the same clothes and on the same page every night.

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

This is creepy. Who cares where any of them lived lol.

@Grigray80 6 месяцев назад

Man, golden....but Ricky is so smug, so convinced that there is no higher power. Wish I could be that confident about anything! Imagine being convinced that all life that exists came from an explosion in the cosmos, and through natural selection went from slime to complicated mammals. Wow, that's faith!

@Big_AL_Nowitzki 6 месяцев назад

Ricky’s right

@Nickersons-Theme 6 месяцев назад

I'd have to agree with him to be honest, we die and that's it! There's nothing after death! Play a record

@Vingul 3 месяца назад

@@Nickersons-Theme None of us know that. Extreme hubris right there.

@Nickersons-Theme 3 месяца назад

@@Vingul its called common sense.

@Vingul 3 месяца назад

@@Nickersons-Theme No, it's called hubris.

@roccoxxxx1 3 года назад

I wish I could go back to the first time I heard "Ban Gulls"

@tom.b4461 7 лет назад

Karl's laugh is so funny to hear since, it's rare on these hahaha

@bensosnowski1128 5 лет назад

Modsforfun time code?

@fiwen9673 7 лет назад

"...is this a potty under the bed?"

@milesmcclagan5166 7 лет назад

Karls "one at a time" snuck under the radar...

@misterchief8324 7 лет назад

Miles McClagan yeah I was surprised they didn't pick up on that.

@QueeferSutherland1 7 лет назад

Cos it's a really old shit joke

@callumhayes7502 4 года назад

Waster

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

It's naff that's why.

@DrummerBoy233 Месяц назад

Stephen: "I'm going to give it to Paul Sloman who got those answers and he also says, P.S., Karl you're a moron." The delivery of this gets me every time.

@MerelMystery 9 лет назад

never heard karl laugh so much in an episode

@benholt2783 4 года назад

Karl Sneaky Little “One At A Time” In Relation To Rick Waller Being Weighed. DAMN.

@vanoix1824 7 лет назад

Banguls

@alexandraionica7036 3 года назад

Whoever did the captions for these shows!! Amazing

@Owen-wc1wr 3 года назад

51:26 I think their laughs for Bangulls must be their best on the show

@alastairhone1266 4 года назад

"If you have a steak in Argentina, you can wake up with breasts"

@ufoash440 3 года назад

One of the biggest mysteries of these tapes... when the hell did Karl ever say anything remotely like this?? He certainly didn't 'tell them last week' lol

@Glozboy22 3 года назад

@@ufoash440 I always assumed it was during a record, not on air

@ufoash440 3 года назад

@@Glozboy22 Steve specifically asks 'Did you tell us this on air?' and Karl says 'Yeah'

@Dilkingt0nne Год назад

@@ufoash440 and Karl of course has never once been wrong

@guscox9651 Год назад

Excellent pfp

@lostinemptiness 7 лет назад

Dicky Anders!

@DC-bu1ok 4 года назад

A genuine Karl laugh. So rare but always amazing :)

@London-pound-cake 2 года назад

Would love if it turned out Karl was Richard Anderson this whole time

@Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад

When did Karl ever talk on air about growing boobs by eating a steak from Argentina? x

@theouter_banks7260 7 лет назад

BigJamook I don't ever recall him doing so! Maybe he dreamt it 😂

@AlternativeSack123 7 лет назад

He didn't, that was him making a joke about how he always comes out with rubbish

@Calabrin1 2 года назад

It is remarkable that there are STILL people who think this show was scripted. In this episode, they do a link where they argue about whether or not they can do a live broadcast from Karl’s flat. Imagine proposing that as an idea! “And then we’ll talk for five minutes about whether to do a show from Karl’s place. And Karl- you come up with reasons why you don’t like the idea. That’ll be great radio.” This isn’t a knock on the quality of the show, but none of this is scripted. The amount of effort that went into it (zero) is immediately apparent. They are constantly winging it, and more often than not striking pure gold.

@robertcooke963 Год назад

Love this episode

@megan5873 4 дня назад

It was a real achievement for DIcky Anderson to get read out on the show since they despised all their listeners and wanted no listener interaction lol