XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 4 Episode 4 - You're muscly

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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 18th June 2005.
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@penelopeasmr1009 2 года назад

I have listened to these almost everyday for almost a decade now….that seems like insanity, but they are just so funny and comforting.

@minboot18 Год назад

play a record!

@LiamWindle Год назад

Me too ❤️

@rubbishopinions6468 Год назад

Judging by your name I have to wonder if Karls voice just... does it for you? He'd be happy with that.

@jianblundell6038 Год назад

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

@elgerardoedwardio2498 Год назад

Ditto. It's amazing what habits we can cultivate given a couple of years

@Media.Man95 Год назад

"this other monkey comes in right... Somethings said..." *bellowing laughter* "right, forget it" "XFM" classic 😂

@ToweTiih Месяц назад

AHAHAHA AAHAH🤣🤣🤣

@odw_99 7 лет назад

The best thing about these (there's not really a bad thing about them tbh) is the smile you get when you look at the title, because you know exactly the moment it's referring to

@CORNISHDUDE 5 лет назад

You're muscly

@bucketman_1337 4 года назад

My favorite title has to be "It Was Pushing People Off Their Bikes"

@siobhanwilliams8450 3 года назад

I just read the title and smiled!

@christmasdonkey86 3 года назад

‘You’re muscly’ is by far my favourite line from any material these 3 produced, I’m in stitches every time! I’m here now for the hundredth time to hear it!

@sirloin7633 3 года назад

Are you familiar with the phrase " 'undreth monkey"?

@craigwarby2188 2 года назад

The best ending to a Monkey news and show “Something’s Said”

@tomcarroll2401 7 лет назад

"Do you know how many baftas we've won? We can do what we want." "High five" "six"

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

😁

@cartmanofsp 8 лет назад

''Thank you, STEVE MERCHANT, we love, MUGS..'' Lmao

@The_realist_realtor 2 месяца назад

12:52 ✌️

@epigwaitthistory 4 года назад

You are all amazing people who share this utter dribble of genius with me.

@CARLIN4737 4 года назад

It's nonsense isn't it. No worries wonder nobody got it at the time. They talk absolute shiite. Takes years to buy into Karl's buffoonery!😉

@tomrodwell9911 3 года назад

Play a record you're an idiot

@erizzle67 8 лет назад

The muscely story on the train is one of my favorites!

@CARLIN4737 4 года назад

Classic 😉

@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 4 года назад

18.29

@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 4 года назад

They’re always talking! 😂😂😂

@Christoff070 4 года назад

@@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 cheeeerssss Danny boy

@carolynrjackson 3 года назад

Best story.

@KardKing66 2 года назад

Ricky's laugh at 7:16 😄 like a cat being squoze.

@sarahcotton-vb3de 9 месяцев назад

This podcast has done more for me then 7 years of antidepressants and sleeping pills.

@christmasdonkey86 6 месяцев назад

Mate, I feel you so much

@ToweTiih 6 месяцев назад

HAHAH same for me 😅

@ideamachine39 4 месяца назад

Absolute

@GerryBolger 8 лет назад

I love the way they're talking about this secret auntie that they can't mention but have said 'auntie Nora' around 20 times in the first five minutes..

@HopeVJustice 7 лет назад

7:01

@hogwash_tinpenny 7 лет назад

Or is it Aunt Inora? I could never tell😂 Probably Auntie Nora tbh

@hogwash_tinpenny 7 лет назад

jah dub I could never tell the way he said it and his accent

@Christoff070 4 года назад

Split tennis ball??

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

And have mentioned her loads in other episodes too lol.

@nick_double_you 5 лет назад

Does it still take everyone else a minute before they get (remember) the rockbusters 😂 even after the 20th time listening

@nin920 5 лет назад

The Eh Me Winehouse I can always get lol

@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 4 года назад

EVERY FING TIME Nick 👍👍👍

@jakehixon4073 2 года назад

Only one I get is wet knee Houston.

@Eddyn6 Год назад

i always get 'yolk oh no'

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

Nah I know them all before Karl even gives the initials now.

@Dickie2shoes 8 лет назад

"Sir" "What is it Simpkins ?" "You've got a nob on your arm" "Don't worry about that, do your maths"

@dannymckay7148 7 лет назад

54:43 - Ricky gets annoyed about how ludicrous it is to have to choose between being deaf and blind... I swear a couple of seasons ago he was asking Karl if he'd rather have lobster claws or a horn on his head hahahaha

@CARLIN4737 4 года назад

Ricky is beyond reproach because he's the Daddy. He talks more shiite than karl.😉

@bucketman_1337 4 года назад

That and, like Steve has said, Ricky often sounds like he's setting the evening standard

@DovahFett Год назад

He was admittedly drunk/suffering from a hangover during that show.

@brianbarry9332 Год назад

Karl's retort to Ricky saying about Auntie Nora putting a valance on everything is one of his best lines

@crackernipple6020 11 месяцев назад

You can hear the little smile on his baldy mancy head

@Genericyoutuber425 Месяц назад

Aunty Nora is foe sure Karl's mom, they slipped up in one episode, can't remember which one

@craigwarby2188 3 года назад

Ricky: “And she was the one who used to put a Valance on everything?” Karl: “Well... not everything.” 😂😂

@EMursw 2 года назад

🎾

@jcrawley1 8 лет назад

Something's said...

@Steve90UK Год назад

"Something's said" 😂😂

@NatS3703 7 лет назад

8:29: "I don't think she reads Zoo" "She's more of a nuts woman"

@lyzzlyzzy1023 Месяц назад

Can you explain this joke ?? I’ve never understood.

@NatS3703 Месяц назад

@lyzzlyzzy1023 oh zoo is a sort of magazine for adults- I think It had some nude pictures in. But the nuts magazine is a hard-core pornagraphic magazine:) so they were just laughing at the idea of Karl's aunty buying those magazines :)

@TheLunnyBear 11 дней назад

@@NatS3703 i think nuts was just a competitor of zoo with similar content

@Milan_Smidt 8 лет назад

''I turned around, right. And it was.. it was.. there. Looking at me.'' - Jurassic Park

@divodivo5886 2 года назад

37:27 - "But, like now I'm sat here, right, with me jeans on. I don't know where I am." - These one-liners from Karl are the reason I keep coming back to these shows. I spend the next five minutes just chuckling to myself.

@christmasdonkey86 3 года назад

The laugh Gervais squeaks out after Karl says ‘she’s got a caftan on’ always gets me

@KingKurt 2 года назад

“… on a CRAMMED train from Manchester , I got another hour and a half of this!”

@k45207 4 года назад

7:02 when I was kid me auntie Nor... me auntie. Oh I’m crying I swear I could listen to these shows a million times

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

if you go to a store at the mall playing these old Xfm shows, you're welcome. 😊

@ManMoth 8 лет назад

+WollongongWacko Are you really!? That's lush :-)

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

Man Moth My customers seem confused at times, but so far no complaints 😊. (if they do I'll bung a song on)

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

had to stop, to much potential for offense, haha.

@Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад

+Man Moth Are you from Bristol, ManMoth? x

@sjn6704 8 лет назад

+BigJamook lush!

@CDbiggen 3 года назад

This is one of the best episodes.

@akay0000 8 лет назад

Have I been listening to these too much or does anyone else think that 'Ey, me winehouse!' works quite well as a clue?

@shanilemeow2942 8 лет назад

You OD'd on these shows, then.

@emilyj9497 7 лет назад

The first step is admitting you have a problem. LoL!

@akay0000 7 лет назад

And what about 'Christ, di berg!' ?

@nadiaal-fattal6220 4 года назад

@@akay0000 my fave!

@stfnkblm6738 4 года назад

Almost all of them worked, Ricky was just mad he couldn't figure them out

@MrMongoose221 11 месяцев назад

Honestly a daytime radio show with features such as knob news and monkey news is just amazing, don't think you'd get away with it now 🤣

@JimC607 8 месяцев назад

Some of the things they got away with are actually wild. Like that episode when Ricky talks about the sex pamphlet and he straight up just says "a good alternative is to cum on a friend's back" lmao imagine hearing that sentence at 1 o clock in the day on radio

@coombzy283 9 месяцев назад

Steve after giving a wedding gift... "Look at the gleam on that..."

@gxrtyrs6681 7 лет назад

Right, I'm off to bed, another night of Karl enlightening me as I blissfully sleep.

@emilyj9497 7 лет назад

Like a Mancunian lullaby

@stonedoco7455 7 лет назад

Garty RSPS farty

@CDbiggen 4 года назад

Some absolute drivel from Karl Pilkington.

@Christoff070 2 года назад

Make sure you have a glass of orange by your bedside table ya ffffff

@a_b897 5 лет назад

39:13 “But what’s wrong with him touching it anyway-“ “Oh hello!”

@Adelehalsall Год назад

I love how he says he can’t talk about Auntie Nora and then proceeds to say “Auntie Nora” about 6 times 😂😂

@sundaygirl5 4 года назад

Steve’s taking notes of how many times Karl says “n that” but we’re taking notes of how many times Steve says the word “arbitrary” as well as how many times he actually uses the word correctly 😂

@wightmand 3 года назад

yes - he tends to use it in a somewhat arbitrary manner.

@williamsmith666 3 года назад

Man alive!

@Christoff070 3 года назад

Eyes bulging with arbitrary riches

@Super_tramp142 3 года назад

Can you make note of how many times he tells the crouching tiger hidden dragon cinema story as well!

@GrubShackBaby 2 года назад

@@Super_tramp142 that story really is interminable.

@elgerardoedwardio2498 8 лет назад

One of Karl's best anecdotes ever... 18:18

@northernpunx1978 2 года назад

Ricky’s insane laugh when he says “you’re muscley” haha love it

@bainesy1us Год назад

Probably the funniest thing ive ever heard. Has me in tears every time

@bonjour2098 Год назад

Little fella there..

@rubbishopinions6468 Год назад

Ricks sniggering in the background before building to a crescendo where he explodes on the muscley line. Definitely an all time classic.

@kieranwhite6647 Год назад

The thud in the background after Karl says 'down syndrome kid' always gets me. I imagine it's Ricky trying to contain his laughter and banging on the desk

@nayf7682 2 года назад

Every time I have to hear Ricky chewing into the microphone for a minute straight it dose my head in. Especially after he had a go at Karl for the same thing.

@tullochliam 4 года назад

Think that guy who made the XFM big beat jingle still gets listened to millions of times across youtube, respect random beat maker dude

@DSonBlue 7 месяцев назад

“SOMETHINGS SAID” 😂😂😂

@jmwoods18244 Год назад

Karls "so what side does he wear?" at 44:40 is incredible from him, always brings it back

@ppeter1982 Год назад

Steve's quip " they won't get fooled again" is criminally underrated.

@Tokyodrift5000 6 месяцев назад

I feel like Steve's puns get missed quite a lot

@hogwash_tinpenny 7 лет назад

I can't be the only on who falls asleep to Ricky

@stoox006 7 лет назад

Hogwash_Tinpenny don't worry, you're with your people here. We all do it :) I also shower to these, wash dishes, travel...

@hogwash_tinpenny 7 лет назад

Omg same, I washing dishes rn while listening to Hitler's Knob😂

@MrMongoose221 7 лет назад

Haha I can't do any household chores without making sure I've got an XFM or podcast lined up by these three and I actually fall asleep to other stuff now but for a good few years I couldn't sleep without these.

@dannymckay7148 7 лет назад

'I was listening to Hitler's knob,' that's not a sentence you hear everyday hahahaha.

@jamestodd1104 4 года назад

Problem with sleeping to these is you are just about to get off and a belter from Karl comes out and you are pissing thi sen.

@Kendo121e 5 лет назад

This is why Maggie is always asking these questions on Extras

@NatS3703 7 лет назад

54:10 -"it wouldn't be money" is one of my favourate lines :.)

@KubbsWickedSoul 7 лет назад

I automatically started laughing once I read the title. Love that story

@chester6514 Год назад

Why?

@oceandwell 3 года назад

thank you STEVE MERCHANT for your wonderful gift. We love MUG

@capnhawkins 8 лет назад

"something's said"

@lucaspoudolski3685 2 года назад

3:30 Ricky choosing a fake name for Karl, Brent Hogwell (David Brent from Wernham Hog). Interesting where his mind went

@dominicturner77 Год назад

I've picked up on loads of stuff they have used elsewhere

@MrSmithy5 2 года назад

"I'm sat here right with my jeans on I don't know where I am"

@JakeeAgerable 9 месяцев назад

I'm in for a week long seizure induced epilepsy test, this shall be my playlist the whole time. Trigger me Karl!

@andrewpattondev 8 месяцев назад

39:12 Steve's "Oh 'ello" is just beautiful

@W.M.- 4 года назад

"That comes in, somethin's said" 😂😂

@TheOssumPawesome 8 лет назад

Ay! My wine house! xD

@KirkWilson86 6 лет назад

"I prefer them to go, 'Its a tricky one, this." Hahahaha

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

Who else REALLY wants to hear, 'Turkish Prisoners Made Hole In Cell Wall to Produce Third Inmate?'

@user-dh1yq5cz9v 2 года назад

i don't really even understand how it's knob news tbh

@C_Xx7xX 2 года назад

@@user-dh1yq5cz9v I hope you're joking 😂

@user-dh1yq5cz9v 2 года назад

@@C_Xx7xX I'm really not lmao

@C_Xx7xX 2 года назад

@@user-dh1yq5cz9v They made a hole in the wall to insert a part of the anatomy...hence being nob news! 😂

@user-dh1yq5cz9v 2 года назад

@@C_Xx7xX right, but who's the third inmate 😭

@marishnosh 5 лет назад

Ay me wine house is Karl’s finest rock busters moment!!

@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 4 года назад

Simon Davies Yes, one of my favs. And once again made 10 times better by Gerv’s laugh.

@jd9171 7 лет назад

rockbusters, the only quiz that makes me cry with laughter Buggulls.........

@ianinkster2261 Год назад

I love it how the opening premise to this episode is Karl is stressed because his ripped tennis ball anecdote has gone public.

@ste_the_humanps498 7 лет назад

SHLONGGGG 'man grows nob on his arm' how can anyone dislike this show

@lorddarko7735 2 года назад

The idea of Carl making someone's day on the train is genuinely wholesome. Despite how mental it sounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@divodivo5886 2 года назад

I think we all get a bit worried where it was going, but it's a really heart-warming story and Karl learns an important lesson.😊

@Crimson34533 8 лет назад

28:12 "that's a hell of a funeral service". did anyone else catch that lol :)))))))))

@feelthejoy 8 лет назад

The way Steve pronounces "Joaquin Phoenix"... XD

@Milan_Smidt 8 лет назад

Hwhackeen :p

@Seanh2k11 8 лет назад

yh, its funny when people pronounce names correctly.

@WollongongWacko 7 лет назад

+Seanh2k11 I don't think everyone knows that, still a funny sounding name

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

There's a footballer called Joaquin and the commentators pronounce his name like that too.

@dylangaunt4026 6 лет назад

7:16 That laugh tho

@clebfelm4170 4 года назад

I love how Karl says muscly

@Wackyfox 3 года назад

Must-leh.

@cuppacawfee 7 лет назад

These have really helped with getting through having influenza. Thanks again Man Moth.

@LifeOfRy Год назад

19:07 "little fella there..." the beginning of an unforgettable tale.

@highnoon7097 3 года назад

Chris Campling is another comedy character written by Gervais and Mitchlings. As we're Dicky Anderson and myself.

@jameshickey1294 7 месяцев назад

These 3 are just timeless brilliant. The train trip story 😂 never gets old.- xfm rules

@davet2825 3 года назад

“It’s just a woman who rode around in a 3 wheeled bike with her husband in the basket”.

@davidprice5678 3 года назад

If this show was scripted, then Ricky and Steve are comedy geniuses.

@raydarby8642 Год назад

Well they are that anyway lol

@davidprice5678 Год назад

@@raydarby8642 Well yeah, but I mean they'd be on a different level altogether.

@rooty 6 лет назад

"sense of sight or sight of hearing" lol. Gets me every time.

@williamsmith666 3 года назад

"You know I love Chevy Chase." Explains a lot, Merch. A lot.

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

Eh! Me Winehouse lol. That's pretty good actually.

@th33399 2 месяца назад

This episode is up there in my top 10

@yakubIue 3 года назад

we love *mugs*

@bigeddie46 6 лет назад

I'm from Bald Knob, Arkansas.

@AA-hg5fk Год назад

Americans... They do me 'ed in.

@edmunddonnelly3881 2 месяца назад

@@AA-hg5fkMe too. Get on me nerves.

@AA-hg5fk 2 года назад

I know a Chinese fella who has recently turned 50, to be honest I was surprised it was his 50th birthday as he doesn't look that old!

@BenjaminBattington 10 месяцев назад

So he says

@AA-hg5fk 9 месяцев назад

@@BenjaminBattingtonhaha true, he could be about 35 but he's so embarrassed he says he's 50.

@joelneedham4548 6 лет назад

Some of the funniest ricky, Steve and Karl moments are on this channel.

@capnhawkins 7 лет назад

After hearing Ricky pronouncing Dr. Who as "Dr. 'oo" I just realized that a large portion of the country must call it that. Funny to think that such a distinctive show title is pronounced so humorously by the people "oo" live in the country it's from.

@AA-hg5fk Год назад

I once saw a doctor who had the surname "Oo".

@anthonyward6805 5 месяцев назад

I love Ricky’s laugh at 20.13

@JustinKlineTheComedian 7 лет назад

"Don't say that- they can't hear you."

@mrt8910 8 лет назад

listen to these every night ( to my girlfriends annoyance) thank you manmoth !!! any plans for more Karl related material in the future??

@iMertin 8 лет назад

Tell me about it

@adlalamb6229 8 лет назад

I've just scanned past this comment am thought it actually said mammoth..

@DanBearon 8 лет назад

+Adam Lamond Man moth?!

@louisasmiles 7 лет назад

Dan Evans ricky read a headline to do with mammoths. karl thought ricky said "manmoth". got overexcited thinking scientists had created a half man half moth. funny podcast moment

@keithws2779 2 года назад

Has she left you yet? .... Oh, oh yeah, she has left him, forgot about that.

@igotthisphoneright 7 лет назад

something's said...

@14labyrinth 5 лет назад

lol "somethings said"

@CorporalFriendlyShark 3 года назад

Little fella there

@smilezor 8 лет назад

i wonder why "wheres karl's knob" didnt catch on

@Wackyfox 3 года назад

It’s not exactly a difficult game, is it? It’s not like the answer is ever going to be “on Everest” or “hiding behind a chair”.

@chester6514 2 года назад

@@Wackyfox if he was up Everest, that would be the right answer

@Wackyfox 2 года назад

@@chester6514 he’d never go up Everest, it’s like a tip up there, mate.

@chester6514 2 года назад

@@Wackyfox he’ll have to next time he needs to get rid of a mattress he got from uncle alf

@liambennion9627 Год назад

@@Wackyfox he could easily get up there if he wanted to tho, just a quick bmx blast away. He equates going up there on a bike with completing a marathon in a car 🤣

@leum101 9 лет назад

Well, don't say that... Oh wait he can't hear you. Hahahahahaha!

@fraserwebster8761 4 года назад

From 19:30 Ricky holds in a laugh which explodes at 20:10.

@eviola11 7 лет назад

Best episode

@kevinflemming5928 2 года назад

Ricky's wheezy screech reminds me of the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.

@adamhitchen5976 3 года назад

even to this day people think Karl isn't real and just acts out lines on air and just a creation by Gervais and Merchant, honestly I'm from Manchester, there are thousands like Karl, thick as Shite and ignorant of the world around them, Karl is 100% genuine

@acarrotcrusher 9 лет назад

The "where's Karl's Nob" competition

@TheHamboneharry 9 лет назад

Jay Reeves "where is your member?"

@acarrotcrusher 9 лет назад

GG tW Don't really know to be honest, what a strange question, OH, it's to the left

@TheHamboneharry 9 лет назад

Jay Reeves LOL!

@cartmanofsp 8 лет назад

+Jay Reeves Where's Ricky's bollocks sounded good as well.

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"The use of the word 'member' suddenly."

@jaded9247 Год назад

7:16 love Ricky’s laugh 🤣

@Sheza58 Год назад

Happy birthday legend

@lottery131985 3 года назад

I best just have an arm wrestle

@notmyname9261 4 года назад

Alternative Title: "Something's said . . ."

@jakehixon4073 2 года назад

You can’t blame campion. It must have been hard to believe this comedic genius is just natural improv.

@davidstirrat8815 4 года назад

Does anybody else read the comments as they listen and don’t like seeing the rock busters answers. 4 series in and I’m finally thinking like Karl and getting about half right

@andrewmay1299 5 месяцев назад

Some of the best evidence here that Karl is putting it on a bit. His quick, intelligent, and BRILLIANT response to ‘she’s the one who puts a valance on everything’, shows that he’s far cleverer than what he would have us believe.

@LifeOfRy 4 месяца назад

He's not "putting on" anything. Despite his simian appearance, chimp-like gate and having the mind of a 12 year old... he's not totally incapable of making a joke - especially one about being traumatised by his auntie's muff. It was a pretty natural response that Ricky inadvertently set him up for. You are right to flag it up though. I too get taken aback when Karl says something that isn't totally moronic.