"Hey, guys, isn't it great we're in a convoy? How long is this convoy anyway? Do you think we'll pass any other convoys along the way? When we get there, do you think we'll stay in the convoy? I really love that we're in a convoy like this. Have you guys ever been in a convoy like this?" *breathes heavily* "CONVOY"
I watched this review a long while ago, and have just spent 20 minutes googling keywords and searching through my favourite movie review channels to find it, as I forgot the title. I've searched every combination of every detail I could recall about the movie. THEN, it dawned on me, the most distinctive detail ever, so I searched "slasher movie convoy" and I shit you not the title of this movie was the SECOND RESULT!
*cracks knuckles* What jaws did for vacations and what psycho did to Mother's Day and what Cyberbu//y did to Clicksters and what Hunger Games did to reality TV and what Inglorious Basterds did to the movie theatre and what Wizard of Oz did to tornados and what the Visit did to grandparents and what It did to balloons and what The Room did to "Oh hai Mark" and what Hot fuzz did to swans and what Saw did to Monopoly this movie will do to shoe boxes
Trust me, is Adam......i've tried to watch the movies he reviews and they are insufferable.....He truly knows what to cut, what to left, and what to repeat 20 times with epic music and silly sounds =)
It's like the creators of this film watched Scream and the Strangers and completely missed the reasons why the villains did what they did, and why they did it that way. So the Villain is this guy who like throws fuckin knives in the air and waits for them to hit people in the head, basically just handicapping himself in any way imaginable to get the coolest, scariest, on-screen kills.
Genuinely the only logical explanation for this story and murder plot is that the killer is an omniscient god who is so utterly bored with life that he decided to fuck with this group of women and make the most complicated, stupid murder plot possible.
I've rewatched this review many times over the years and every time it shocks me how that absolute war-crime of a sandwich was allowed to be put into a movie.
The editing of the guy looking back and forth between the killer and the girls while also reaching for the ignition is definitely one of the funniest things I've seen all year
wait.. so the clown plays with the kids, kills the first babysitter without them noticing, put her corpse in the shed in the middle of the day without anyone noticing it, than he prepares himself in the house hoping the kids wouldn´t tell anyone about him, gets out of the house to the front door just to inform his next victim that someone is missing, sneaks back in the house, put on his creepy clown costume and sits down in full view for everybody in the room he thinks the new babysitter would sleep in, plays with the tv to scare her and still get her? to be honest, i realy thought the two kids would be the murderer of the first one and putthe clown mask on her as some kind of twisted joke
Hopingover Leavesinfall yeah I mean isn’t not visually stunning or anything but it’s appealing and it the quality some of the better Netflix originals today. Just with everything else was right.
@@seanmacguire3324 The shot at 14:17 especially looks good, I love how you can't the see the guy's face and the way that the dark coat looks so bright.
Hopingover Leavesinfall it does look really great it reminds me of hush when the killer begins so mysterious and anonymous standing outside the house looking in and then becomes a known character so we learn how much danger the character is. It’s a shame this killer then decides to dress as a clown because why the hell not
Honestly, what was the clown planning to do if she ripped off his mask? "Haha, looks like ya caught me! Whoopsies! Better be leaving now, see ya tomorrow!" It's not like he had a weapon or anything. I feel like that situation would end up being more awkward than scary.
He actually had that triple bladed weapon hidden in his concertina. So he could have ambushed her at everytime, yet he decides to wait until the element of surprise is ruined and she almost escaped.
You mean the writers are stupid, right? XD There are plenty of ways to correct these movies that are not so hard to come up with, as Adam repeatedly demonstrates in his videos.
@@Jrez It's insane how films actually need to make to actuallly make a profit. This movie was a total flop. Not as bad as Cats though. You have to pull something like the budget + about 25-50% of the budget on top of that to even start seeing profits.
@@tylerleach8796 then again "Jet" and "Convoy" can sound like pretty cool names. It's just really on the fucking nose for robots who literally transform into said vehicles.
StardustLegend he’s called Convoy because Optimus Prime was deemed to difficult and not catchy to Japanese speakers. They closed Convoy because it also come from the fact the toy was original called that too
Trust No One Tabitha is one of the most well known self-employed iconic sandwich makers of the state and her sandwich making skills have been celevrated by the best of them. I take great offense to anyone who critiques her work without knowing anything of the sandwich business at all. She knows what shes doing, I'm surprised she didnt equate her sandwich making skills to her survival skills. I was sure she would outwit the killer with her great sense of construction of beautiful sandwich ingredients.
True story: I wrote a short story when I was in 4th grade and teachers thought it was so well written for a 9 year old that I was invited to go read it to lower level classes. I wasn't very much older before I became embarrassed by how many holes I had left in the plot but I forgave myself because I was 9. My story had fewer plot holes than Amusement.
The first story I ever wrote was about a boy breaking into The Louvre to steal Mona Lisa, using his shadow based powers inherited from his father (The Devil) to move around and scuffle with the guards. Whatever you may think of that story, it's still more realistic than what happens in Amusement.
huh. When we got to the one with the kids and the dude dressed as the clown I *really* thought, for some fucking reason, this was a totally separate anthology thing and the kids actually killed the babysitter and hid her in the clown costume, and the dude at the door really was just a concerned boyfriend. That would've been much more interesting... still insane and unlikely but definitely more interesting...
Ohhh shit I need this!!!! The entire time they make you think the person in the clown mask is this terrible killer, they pass the boyfriend off as a red herring because let's be real, his clothes and that whole scene was meant to make him look like the killer at first, but in the mean time, it's actually the kids. And Tabitha doesn't realise because she thinks they're just pranks. Bonus points if Tabitha gets framed for the crime because no one could believe the kids would be killers.
It's a sad feeling finishing part 1 of a YMS review, cause you know you won't get part 2 till October. And you won't get part 3 till December. And you won't get part 4 till March 2018 And you won't get part 5 till June 2019 And you'll never get part 6 cause you'll be dead by then.
it took me until the 3rd look back at the mustache guy with the keys at 11:44 for me to realize this was Adam's editing and not the film's. for a second i existed in a reality where this was a horror comedy and somehow Adam completely missed that.
You ever feel sorry for actors involved in shitty moves like this? Some are giving it their all and seem to be aware at how bad the movie is which they are in. Do you think they cry themselves to sleep thinking about the directors request for them to make a shitty sandwich?
4.54x39 pretty dope ammo, if you're a 5.56 copycatting communist block bastard that is, of course!! still though, can't bring myself to like your comment although slight chuckle inducing, I'm just looking for comments with a number of likes that correspond to calibers of rifles, shotguns and handguns and whatever else, artillery pieces, mortars, cannons etc & making a comment much like this!!! you commie spy PIECE OF EASTERN GERMAN SCHEIßE, you commie scheiß kopf!!!
I've been wondering why this particular episode seemed so off, and I realized it's because you haven't thrown in any embarrassing promo/interview footage of super uncomfortable actors and directors
"...then does something with his hand that is now killing rob, i guess.?" the fact that Rob is a delicate little flower and gets killed one handed in a few seconds is pretty hilarious to me.
Brax Archy "He flies - _nyoom!_ And he shoots fireballs from his hands! *Chooh ch-chooh!* Oh, and I forgot the best part! He loves to play his *_KAAAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOO!_* "
I like to _siiiiiiing,_ I like to _daaaaaance,_ and I like to have fun _fun_ *fun* *_fun_* FUN _FUN_ *FUN* *_FUN FUN FUN FFFFFUN FFFFFUN FFFFFUN FUN FUN FUN_*
The fact the guy isn't aware how horrible it is to be following a flippin' SEMI on a highway definitely means he has no real idea wtf a "convoy" is useful for.
Never heard of "drafting?" In scaled wind-tunnel tests, driving 100 feet behind a semi at 55 mph will reduce drag on your car by 40%. The drag reduction increases as you approach the bumper of the truck until you get a 93% drag reduction at a distance of 2 feet. In road tests, the testers achieved an almost 20% improvement in gas mileage at a distance of 100 feet (at 55 mph) and a 45% improvement at 10 feet. The recommended distance is 150 feet, so you have time to stop if the trucker hits his brakes. Driving _behind_ a semi is fine and perfectly safe (maybe if it's raining you wouldn't want to). Driving _in front_ is not recommended, and never pass them on the passenger side. Now you can explain to me your idea of what a convoy is useful for.
I remember walking around Blockbuster and seeing the cover for this movie forever. Never did I imagine I'd see that poster again in a thumbnail in my subscriptions.
Wait, how did that weird little glasses man use his CB radio to lie to the trucker in the first chapter? Wasn't he walking out of the convenience store with Shelby's boyfriend as the trucker was getting the message?
Angry Bidoof Mabye the trucker got the message while he was driving, but decided to not tell those two dudes about the trafic jam until after they left the convince store, because tokyo drifts?
That bit whee the villain is growling at the car window with his keys and the other guy's head is whipping back and forth whilst his hand scrambles and then the keys reverse back up into the villain's hand broke me.
The sandwich was fucking gold. Every person on the planet could hear their father sigh in disgust at that terrible thing, and say "MAKE YOU'RE SANDWICH *RIGHT!!!!*" It looked like the perfect instance of a spoiled ass brat who's fed up with her dad lol
hahahahahaha your editing of the guy jingling the keys while he looks back and forth literally made me do a spit take that was straight up like that scene in kung pow hahah, key guys sound is too funny
You know what I just found out, Adam? The whole "Shelby" segment focuses more on Rob than Shelby! She's barely in her own part of the movie and the film makes it look like it's about Rob.
I thought the same thing! Between her two separate naps and a lengthy period of being bound & gagged, she literally did nothing except complain about his driving...
Is it just me or is this basically every childrens horror stories told at the playground. I mean I can't even count how many times I've hear the "Babysitter and clowndoll" stories when I was a kid. Also the stories of a young couple driving in the night and coming across a crazy person that escaped from a mental institution...
Babysitter is calling parent on phone. Babysitter say, "Parent, your offspring is in bed, but it say clown statue in the room is scary'. Phone go quiet. Parent say, "Take our clown statue and run. We don't have an offspring."
Add in porcelain dolls, they might spook your guest especially in the dark (probably not as much as creepy clown dolls, but it’s still a nice touch imo)
musty max what? they were never dating, mark is straight, mark has never edited the YMS videos, and mark has been effectively ejected from adum's life for not doing the amount of work he was being paid for
Modern horror movie checklist: 1: question nothing 2: split up every chance you get 3: what are weapons? 4: convenience for convenience sake 5: climb In the oven plz 6: old people are skurry 7: animal sound effects 8: idiotic audience 9: stupid women characters
Honestly as soon as a horror movie isn't afraid to give the protagonist a gun I'll be surprised, I mean like imagine a horror film where the person is slowly running out of ammo as the story progresses and becoming more panicked jumping at every creak of a floorboard. Like seriously it has so much potential
11:45 - 12:22 Literally had me on the floor laughing my ass off hysterically. I haven't laughed that hard from a YMS review since that bit from World War Z video where you were making fun of the stock music while wearing the horse mask. Well played sir.
Imagine a movie trailer that has a little child sing a nursery song and when the title is shown you hear the child sing "swiggety swooty I'm coming for that booty."
Didn't you know? All sandwiches were created in 1978. There were no sandwiches before 1978. The government just made it look like there were to cover up the Great Sandwich War of 1978, when sandwiches began emerging out of sandwich shaped holes in the Sammigara Fault, created by a Japanese earthquake the year prior.
i agree. although its heavily argued in the field of sandwichology if the great sandwich war was in 1978 or 1979 and if americas involvement in the great sandwich war was direct result of russias sandwich civil war of 1978
In the movie's defense, many many people would try to move an injured victim instead of just calling the paramedics. But I really can't fathom what would go through the minds of the people who wrote/directed/approved this movie. I mean, the writers has clearly to be at best 10 or 12, right? Probably 5. But I must say, Adam, your videos make these movies so much more entertaining...
Alexandre Martins Yeah, it doesn’t make sense at all that nobody would call 911, even in a super-panicked scenario. You’ve gotta still have common sense, even in that kind of situation.
Am I the only one who thinks the killer looks like Ned Flanders in the first segment? The sweater vest, the glasses, moustache, dweebiness... he's psycho-killer Ned!!
Danny 6798 sadly after the releasing of this movie Tabitha's actress never managed to find a date again because no one wants a girl who can't even make a sandwich
I dont give a flying fuck whether something like this is sexist or not. Everybody should at least know how to make a fucking sandwich. I mean its not like it is rocket science...well...to Tabitha it is...apparently...I am embarrassed for the human race at the moment.
Convoy RP lets go my character is a 19 year old cool dude with hair that spikes off to one side with black eyes and my car is an ice cream truck with flames on it so i can eat ice cream and drive.
