YMS: Frozen (Part 1) 

Disney went into a strange direction with this live-action adaption...

"Jaws did for Jaws like what Jaws did for Jaws" -Jaws

I haven't seen Frozen, but Elsa looks a little different than I thought she would.

"Remember that scene in 'The Visit' where the kids were swimming and the grandparents were just below them because they can breath underwater and used their massive jaws and razor-sharp teeth" That would actually have been a great movie.

This movie without all the sad music plays out like a standard episode of Drake & Josh

Unfriended will do to hair straighteners what Jaws did to the ocean.

Having the girl not go back up on the chairlift sounds like it would make for a better story. There could be something like them planning to meet later that night, and her not knowing where they are while we're cutting between her trying to get ahold of them and the two morons stuck on the chairlift. It'd at least have some scene changes, and more of a basic story structure.

This is like a fake movie sitcom characters would watch

Cyberbully did for the internet what Jaws did for sharks.

Another serious plot hole is that literally EVERY SINGLE SKI RESORT EVER has ski patrol runs through the ENTIRE mountain to make sure no one gets left over night.

Jaws is the Dark Souls of movies.

Between the dude in the beginning saying he needs to pee so bad "he can taste it" and the highly detailed close up of the girl pissing her snow pants later in the movie I'm convinced the director DEFINITELY had a piss fetish Also wouldn't the pee like... freeze her clothes to her if it's really that cold? The worst possible thing you can do in below freezing weather is get wet.

this isn't the plot of a feature length film, this is the plot of an episode of seinfeld. what the shit

I can't be the only one that knew this wasn't Disney's Frozen.

2 gay 2 ski lift

I once spoke to the director once. He said that your review was too long, when you said "cold breath experts" he was done with the video and said your negativity was because you were too scared of the film. He also owns a channel called ArieScope.

"We're doing a schlock horror teen movie, we need a protagonist.... Get me Zac Efron!!" "He's unavailable, sir" "Then get me his non-Union Canadian equivalent!!"

This video should've been called "Frozen (No, not that one) (Part 1)"

My mother is a lift operations manager, and we watched this together. This movie is 100x better if you actually know how it works, it adds a whole new layer of comedy 😂

I love how the most replayed part of this video is the opening, with people going back to the beginning trying to figure out what's going on once they realize Adam's not talking about the Disney film.

Hey! So you might be wondering where Childhood Trauma Part 3 is. I decided to get this review done first since it was more time-sensitive being a 500K sub special and all. I figured it was okay to push Childhood Trauma Part 3 to "late January / early February" considering there isn't a really continuous plot being followed in that review. YMS Frozen Part 2 should be out in the first half of January, then I'll be finishing up Childhood Trauma Part 3. Thank you! EDIT: Frozen Part 2 is delayed until the end of January. I had to restructure my approach to the review, but now it is infinitely better than it was before. You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it. Can't wait to show it! Childhood Trauma Part 3 will likely be closer to end of February because of this.

When that guy said that all the characters could be connected with by the audience, I already knew I was going to be rooting for the lift.

People usually bring phones with them. These people are underdressed. Even if it is closed a couple of days people still come to check. And ski patrol has to check the lifts before close. This movie is stupid.

I loved this movie. One of my favourite B horror films. Best part: wolf wearing a leash.

I completely broke down at "What Jaws did for sharks and Psycho did for showers, The Visit will do for grandparents"... I can't believe that one's real.

I just went skiing and my chair lift tickets were cheaper than what they paid. What chumps.

And when the producers of this movie tried to sue Disney for using their name Disney showed them their army of lawyers and told them to "let it go"

To take the fun out of your channel taking the fun out of everything: the Y2K problem wasn’t hysteria over an arbitrary date. At the time, many computer programs used two decimal digits to represent any year - e.g. 86 for the year 1986 - to save memory. From the program’s perspective, the beginning - and the rest - of the 2000s was no different from the 1900s, which could’ve caused some nasty problems depending on how the program used the date. The Y2K problem was avoided because developers took it seriously and rolled out solutions before the year 2000. Another example: shortly after the new year in 2038, i.e. Y2K38, the Unix epoch time will be too large to fit into a 32 bit integer. There’s nothing special about the number 2,147,483,648 itself, but the integer overflow that will occur at this number is still a problem that has to be addressed. I don’t know if numbers have any intrinsic significance, but the significance we give numbers is still pretty damn important. For example, there’s nothing special about the numbers 50 or 67, but these numbers - as a percentage of a whole - are two common minimums for a group majority, which is the basis of the democratic process for most of the world.

Teeth [2007]: Will do to female genitalia what Jaws did for the ocean.

I feel a real sense of excitement whenever YMS or IHE upload a new video.

The Visit: “ _Going to grandma’s house has never been so _*_TERRIFYING_* “

If done properly by a highly skilled team, this film could be amazing. A bleak imagery of three people gradually delving into insanity from hunger , thirst and insomnia. I mean it may seem like a ludicrous idea at first, but any film concept can be executed perfectly if done correctly

Most real ski parks have actual employees and actual protocols that would prevent the entire premise of this movie

Every time I'm bored I just watch this because for some reason I never get tired of it. It's also nice to listen to when I draw

12:55 Yeah, can we talk about how that dog is the most adorable thing in recorded history?

This entire movie is like a flashback in a comedy show on why a character can't go skiing where the joke is how ridiculously tragic it is, except someone made it an hour and a half long

Likeable charters? What are these people's standards?

What Jaws did for swimming, YMS does for watching movies with snarky friends.

I haven't seen this film is so long. I remember after watching it, I went to the IMDB message forum and there was a list of "Things I learned while watching the movie Frozen", which was basically funny nitpicks of things that didn't make sense and therefore were "new" things that the movie taught us. One I remember was that "Wolves are sexist" because the wolf killed and started eating one of the boys but didn't try to kill the girl when she ran by it. I really wish that list was still on the IMDB page for the film.

I am actually kind of afraid of chairlifts ( it's a height phobia mixed with a bit of claustrophobia) I kinda wish they used it to a better effect .

Daddy Derek did to cats what Jaws did to the ocean

Do you wanna build a chairliiiift?

Final Destination: Will do everything in life what JAWS did for the ocean.

When the director said he came up the the plot of the film in 20 seconds was so unintentionally funny

The guy with the girlfriend looks like a discount Zac Efron.

Now that I imagine getting stuck on chairlift im pretty sure I found a new phobia.

The Oldboy remake will do the incest fathers with shotguns what jaws did to sharks.

I didn't get a good look but... aren't those drops actually easily survivable? it's really not far up for a lift, and I've heard of absurdly high lift drops where they just broke a leg because the snow is like a pillow and it's a sloped landing so the impact is lessened. and they have a hedge below them? and they can hang on the lift before dropping? they could even attempt using a ski as a sort of rope since they only need one person on the ground

Cool Cat did for furries what Jaws did for Sharks

Yeah, Frozen is just like jaws... ...in the sense that they're both movies. Lol.

The doggos are the best actors/actresses in this movie. They played their roles with the most honor and realism

I totally thought this was going to be about Disney's frozen.. But I didn't leave disappointed.

the whole beginning plot of the movie is they want to use the ski-lift without paying... so she bribes him with $100. WHAT

Wait.... so.... the iceguy from x-men froze to death?

Into the grizzly maze was literally Jaws on land. It had the hunter, someone who we thought died then came back, the police chief, EVERYTHING

I still crack up at “Frozen, the original”.

YMS: does with movies what Jaws did with people

Once I went on the Disney World Peter Pan ride and the chair got stuck partway through. They should make a movie about that.

God I love this movie, as a bad bad horror movie, it’s hilarious. The wolves acting so sweet and domestic with the snarling and growing added in post lmao

I just wanna say that I watched this review while on the can having acidic diarrhoea. How terrible this movie was did not make my painful experience any better. Feeling pain while seeing other idiots in pain... urghhh. The fact that the movie went on and on without them achieving anything or even moving only made things worse. (Because I was in the same sort of situation.) I feel for anyone that was actually put through watching this movie.

Maybe the chairlift guy secretly hated them for being such tools, and sent them up there knowing they'd get trapped and die?

When I clicked on this, I thought it was about the Disney version. But then I remembered he's already done that, lol.

14:30 way to stare STRAIGHT into the camera bucko

To be fair, One Hour Photo is actually really good

Frozen, or its alternate name, FNOF, Five Nights of Freezing.

Cool Cat Saves The Kids: Will do for incest, feline furries and lolicon what Jaws did to sharks

"Oh god help I'm stuck in this chair lift with bad actors help me"

So um. For YEARS I thought this was a review of Disney’s Frozen. I have been missing out 😭

Unfriended: Will do for Skype what Jaws did to the ocean.

RU-vid does to new content creators what Jaws did to the swimmers

I love how stupid these characters are "Heh, look at those suckers who paid for their lift, we are smart, we paid $100 insteas of $5, we are so smart!"

“Buried” with Ryan Reynolds was fantastic, and it’s just him buried alive

I thought this was about that overrated Disney movie.

The best thing now would be if part 2 gets released at 1 million subscribers.

They ripped off the plot of the Camp Lazlo episode, "Snow Beans."

held back on watching this one because i like to save the YMS videos with multiple parts for late night. Damn am i glad i waited so many days for this one. I love when the box art writers doubled down and wrote: "What Jaws did for sharks and Psycho did for showers, The Visit will do for grandparents."

Yeah I'm sure sitting on a seat suspended in chilly temperatures for a few hours is _just_ as terrifying as a shark ripping your boat apart with its teeth.

8:52 to 9:20 should be it's own video.

The Emoji Movie did to emojis what Jaws did for swimming.

Will do for skiing what Jaws did for Kraft Mac and Cheese

I remember vaguely watching this movie, it was on a bus trip, a long bus trip. You see, in my country they are very dangerous, I remember one of the tense scenes, but not because of the movie, but because the score matched perfectly to the mass of people attacking the busses close to mine. I remember hearing gunfire and when they threw a Molotov to the bus ahead my mother held me tight, the noise was mixed with the sound of fire, metal breaking and screaming, some time later I found out the bus just ahead of ours was attacked and everyone killed. Ours was spared because the driver was black... I will never forget this movie, as long as I live I'll have the memory of that awful day, thanks for reminding me of this terror YMS...

The real villain... THE I-POD PLAYLIST!!

To be fair for the Y2K criticism in the beginning, the way some programs stored just the last two digits of the year DID cause some issues that had to be fixed but after teams of people and retired programmers came out to fix all their systems, the effects were very minimal.

This movie going lowkey viral on tiktok right now tf

Thought you were gonna talk about that shitty animated movie again.

There's a movie like this about being trapped in a sauna. It's called *247F*

Morbius did for Morbin' what Morbs did for Morbies

It's surreal going through YMS's back catalogue and hearing Five Alarm Funk being used as music. Then I remembered he's from Vancouver, so that checks out.

When I saw this in my feed I was like "Frozen? That's a funny way of spelling Synecdoche New York part 5"

The sounds that the chairlift makes being overly emphasized makes me think it's going to fall apart and kill everyone like if it were Final Destination.

omg the scene in which they are complaining because the lift stops for a few seconds just shows that the director never went skiing. It happens all the time! Freaking hilarious! "Yeah in about 20 seconds I came up with the idea of Frozen" yeah...I see that you spent a whole 20 seconds on the details for this film.

I always come back to this review for the editing. So funny.

YMS does to crap movies what Jaws did for idiot swimmers.

YMS will do for RU-vid videos what JAWS did for boat flooring and what Psycho did for shower curtains

8:50 This legitimately made me very anxious.

This movie would work better as an episode of a tv show instead of an entire movie

100 dollars??? I am quite sure that even in the Alpes, ski lift tickets are cheaper than that.... So she paid more to bribe a guy than what the tickets cost. Smaaaart

3:26 20 seconds... About the same amount of time it took to write the script as well.

So 5 years later and my bestest boi Adum still "only" has 1.12 million subscribers on his YMS channel? I'm flabbergasted on how this is possible. You deserve more followers and sub bois (and gals) my dude

8:50 I guess this is what water torture feels like. You know there's another drop coming, but every single time there's this moment of surprise and utter discomfort This edit nearly drove me insane, good job Adam! 😘