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Gary Owen
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@arethawalker1724
@arethawalker1724 26 дней назад
her man showing up on a f**king zip line took me out!😂😂😂😂
@tammyrashad4368
@tammyrashad4368 23 дня назад
😂😂😂
@seansartor
@seansartor 22 дня назад
Gary was like aint NO 😺 worth my life
@REDKOMET34
@REDKOMET34 27 дней назад
Yeah don't be Jody😂😂
@zanobiaj1019
@zanobiaj1019 27 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just saw you on the "House of Payne" the zipline though 🤦🏽‍♀️
@ericanderson8965
@ericanderson8965 26 дней назад
Had a friend of mine (Navy PO1) meet a woman in Pensacola and slept with her. In the morning he sees this picture of her with this man in a Commander's uniform. He asks her who that is, and she says, "Oh, that's my husband. He's the XO of the USS Lexington."😱😱😱
@ghettostuntabulious
@ghettostuntabulious 26 дней назад
This is hilarious, this is also too common with women cheating on their husbands/boyfriends who are currently in the military. Even if she was to say “Oh we have an understanding, he said I can sleep with other men while he’s deployed”, I’d be like “Naw I’m good”, ESPECIALLY if you got a WHOLE ASS PICTURE of him next to your bed. 🤣🤣🤣
@srccde
@srccde 25 дней назад
I'm amazed how easily people forget thinking about STDs. Like, if this B is trying to eff me she's probably done this before and, so, only God knows what that woman carries.
@seamuszharper
@seamuszharper 23 дня назад
Happened to me long time ago. Didn't find out she had a bf until afterwards. Not to mention that he was a SEAL. At first I thought, "oh, shit!" But then he came back from deployment after several months. We all stayed roommates until I got a place of my own. He never said anything when he got home. I just played it cool and we stayed friends. I think he knew what was going on but it kept her straight until he got back. She was a bit of a freak and I think he worried she was messing with the whole base club. Freaked me out when he told me he had a background check done on me. They broke up about 2 years after we moved into a bigger place and she went back to where she grew up in the midwest. Soon after, I got another gf and moved into another place. Ah, memories. 😎
@heathermetz6576
@heathermetz6576 25 дней назад
“I’m Out!”
@TheLadyDraconus
@TheLadyDraconus 25 дней назад
This happens a LOOOOOT
@24what24
@24what24 18 дней назад
Lol... him & Shane Gillis
@Interesting.Factor
@Interesting.Factor 26 дней назад
Mf said "I'm out" 😗✌️" LMAOOOOO
@barrettpickett5603
@barrettpickett5603 26 дней назад
No zip line just a video watched him clearing his bedroom. Luckily he didn't use flash bangs.
@dlj3030
@dlj3030 26 дней назад
I've never heard of Shane Gillis, but the joke is hilarious. 😂
@ieatpotatosalad535
@ieatpotatosalad535 25 дней назад
🤣🤣I was like dude there’s 4 branches of the military you didn’t have to land on the SAME ONE even if the joke isn’t necessarily the same
@bambamsboys7394
@bambamsboys7394 24 дня назад
This is Gary Owens, not Shane Gillis anyway haha….they are both good but I like Gary better
@dlj3030
@dlj3030 24 дня назад
I know exactly who Gary Owen is. I noticed that there were quite a few mentions of Shane Gillis. I don't know who that is and had nothing to compare. I trust that Gary is better.
@llwc9435
@llwc9435 26 дней назад
The Navy Seal would've done to Gary what Gary would've done to the Seal's woman, except he would've done it with his foot. lol
@kw9568
@kw9568 24 дня назад
I don't get it 🤔
@llwc9435
@llwc9435 16 дней назад
​@@kw9568Gary was going to blank the blank out of the Seal's woman. If the Seal had caught them, he would have blanked the blank out of Gary with his foot. Get it now? BTW, I didn't get any notification of your comment. YT is not a well-run site.
@kw9568
@kw9568 16 дней назад
@@llwc9435 ohhhhhhh lol 🤣🤣🤣
@jojodawson
@jojodawson 26 дней назад
It was the picture for me. 😅😅Who's that? that's my boyfriend He's in the navy seal. Yes, I'M OUT!!✌️ You got me confused. Screaming 😅😅much 🖤🤍🖤🤍
@user-ss9fl9pt7u
@user-ss9fl9pt7u 23 дня назад
When will you come to AZ?
@beauvankomen
@beauvankomen 27 дней назад
Shane’s joke is completely different. All y’all saying that are just wrong. It wasn’t a good joke but he ain’t stealing
@osirisprior1065
@osirisprior1065 24 дня назад
Both are true stories...
@Blackhillbilly1969
@Blackhillbilly1969 26 дней назад
Yup been there
@anonymousanonymous8306
@anonymousanonymous8306 25 дней назад
you missed out, he's Navy, he prolly is recording her with strangers cuz he LIKES that.
@rudybaker8301
@rudybaker8301 22 дня назад
That shit happened to me
@fezic5
@fezic5 24 дня назад
Don’t go to the Apex lounge in Fayetteville.
@kingceez5982
@kingceez5982 17 дней назад
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@Cappa401
@Cappa401 27 дней назад
Somebody b stealin
@Newjackcitygrand
@Newjackcitygrand 15 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@taylorboy850
@taylorboy850 23 дня назад
😂😂😂
@renee-pauleella1918
@renee-pauleella1918 26 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tammyrashad4368
@tammyrashad4368 23 дня назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TNrooster
@TNrooster 21 день назад
Kinda riffing off of Shane Gillis just a bit
@rekkidink
@rekkidink 16 дней назад
It’s not like people can have similar experiences, right? Even comedians will admit it’s a tricky thing; having similar thoughts and experiences a the way the joke is told.
@TNrooster
@TNrooster 14 дней назад
@@rekkidink yeah I am sure Carlos said that as well. If a comedian has a joke in their special leave it alone that’s all. Go steal from an open mic somewhere you can get away with it.
@rekkidink
@rekkidink 13 дней назад
@@TNrooster nah, Carlos is a reputed unapologetic joke thief. It’s documented. I understand your point though.
@lovebites73
@lovebites73 24 дня назад
Really you deleted the cuss words?
@Rvbeus
@Rvbeus 26 дней назад
Damn bruh Navy Seals get cheated on ? What hope is there for the rest of us lol
@kw9568
@kw9568 24 дня назад
Be a comedian 😂😂😂
@kw9568
@kw9568 24 дня назад
Girls like funny guys who are actually available. If you're deployed your girl is LONELY! Duh!!!
@Rvbeus
@Rvbeus 24 дня назад
@@kw9568 it was a joke my friend not literal
@kw9568
@kw9568 24 дня назад
@@Rvbeus oh okay I see
@Mitchdudegaming
@Mitchdudegaming 27 дней назад
This is just a modified joke stolen from Shane Gillis
@beauvankomen
@beauvankomen 27 дней назад
Not even close. Shane’s bit is about ex boyfriends and jokes on hating on what they used to do. Completely different his joke wasn’t good like Shane’s but wayyyy different
@samierking2256
@samierking2256 26 дней назад
The only thing that's the same is navy seals 🤣 not even close to being the same joke look it up before commenting 🤦🏾‍♂️
@keithkapphillipjr191
@keithkapphillipjr191 24 дня назад
And that's why you don't need to watch clips if you watch this entire bit you would've known the context. Also Gary literally talks about this all the time a lot of comedians think the same so joke premises be similar however Shane joke is not even close to this especially when you watch it in context and if you knew Gary he actually was in the navy which is what he is talking about here
@PenusDrippings
@PenusDrippings 25 дней назад
blow it out with what?
@2terryh
@2terryh 24 дня назад
About as funny as standing barefooted on a nail.
@user-nb7tp6fb6v
@user-nb7tp6fb6v 27 дней назад
Shane gillis joke!!
@robertowens89
@robertowens89 27 дней назад
Isn't this the guy who's kids don't talk to him anymore because he cheated on their Mom?
@negrosfinished
@negrosfinished 26 дней назад
That has what to do with this joke?
@samierking2256
@samierking2256 26 дней назад
Aren't you the nobody talking to everybody about somebody 🤣 take a nap 💯
@josephamato2031
@josephamato2031 23 дня назад
This dude stand up not funny
@Rip66230
@Rip66230 21 день назад
Come on dawg , when are people gonna stop stealing jokes , look it up if you think I’m talking shish
@Rip66230
@Rip66230 21 день назад
Shane Gillis joke , come up with your own shish my guy
@EricM625
@EricM625 23 дня назад
😂😂😂😂
@MEezi
@MEezi 20 дней назад
😂😂😂
@user-ss9fl9pt7u
@user-ss9fl9pt7u 23 дня назад
😂
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