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Youth Pastor Accidental Screenshare - John Crist 

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Youth Pastor connects his phone screen to the television and everything goes wrong at once!
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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@DualKeys
@DualKeys 5 лет назад
When he couldn’t find the Bible app, he should’ve been like, “Well, I can’t find it because I use the BOOK!” *judgmental face*
@jellygels2629
@jellygels2629 5 лет назад
Knutt Agreed. I'm all for christians being funny but this borders on dishonoring God.
@blueorangeblossom
@blueorangeblossom 5 лет назад
Hahaha REALLY? this doesn’t dishonor God AT ALL. The point is to expose people to their secret sin in a safe way. This is nothing compared to what a lot of people may have in their phone. Or pastors. Right now-I know a pastor who has liked porn from fake accounts on twitter. Or how about just the average person? You have got to be kidding me? Dishonoring God? As if your poop doesn’t smell. The people that I know here in NYC even on twitter those people might have seen/done things that they need to stop but this is NOTHING compared to this. Just yesterday some random man confessed to me that he had visited prostitutes-I know women also who have come out of that. How exactly do you expect people to feel loved? I mean seriously? The point is that it is sin. That’s the point. It should probably show his search history instead. Bc 60-70% of men including youth pastors have a problem with porn. That would be Truth. The actual truth. This is tame-get over yourself.
@blueorangeblossom
@blueorangeblossom 5 лет назад
Also you think God is offended by this? au contraire; I think he is pleased. I think there is A LOT of secret sin that people commit who are teaching or in a place of authority & they shouldn’t be doing whatever it is they are doing. God sees it-and exposing the problem in a witty way-you people are so judgemental you don’t even know the heart of God. And you confuse the point of the video with the offense itself. I mean give me a break-I’m amazed that this even exists bc as far as I know I haven’t even seen anything like it! I mean I’m glad I don’t go to your church bc God forbid the app on my phone has to be deleted or what if I actually was in sin? You might not even care you would only care if someone SAID something
@DualKeys
@DualKeys 5 лет назад
Umm... I wasn’t offended by the video. I just thought it would’ve been funny if he used that as an excuse for why he didn’t use the Bible app. I was imagining him giving a *judgmental face* to the rest of the Bible study. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@anthonydavisunibrow7657
@anthonydavisunibrow7657 5 лет назад
OneLove damn just a joke
@kellydemando3303
@kellydemando3303 5 лет назад
This is so unrealistic. There’s no way there’s no one in that youth group who can play guitar.
@andraste6746
@andraste6746 5 лет назад
Kelly Demando 🤣🤣🤣
@melissaray6840
@melissaray6840 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@joesheridan6209
@joesheridan6209 3 года назад
Too accurate lol
@randomnobody8937
@randomnobody8937 3 года назад
So true 😂🤣
@jlynn4187
@jlynn4187 3 года назад
for real there's always those three boys who can play the guitar and play that little wooden box drum thingy
@MartyRayProject
@MartyRayProject 5 лет назад
Haha! This had to have happened IRL at some point to some pastor. 😂
@DragRouteFishing
@DragRouteFishing 3 года назад
Marty ray!! I love ur song ice ice baby
@reymercado8412
@reymercado8412 3 года назад
I think it’s a parody from a real situation
@DragRouteFishing
@DragRouteFishing 3 года назад
@@reymercado8412 lol he made a song called ice ice baby
@nicole-wf4pe
@nicole-wf4pe 3 года назад
Oh I think something worse than this happened to a pastor. Or more like the pastor himself made the choice. Goes by the name of Carl Lentz, the pastor who baptized Justin Bieber, also known as one of the pastors of the most mainstream church today (Hillsong). Yea he cheated on his wife for months
@cg0825
@cg0825 3 года назад
There is a video of a young pastor preaching about pitching tents except he didn't say exactly that--he said pinching a certain part of a female's anatomy. Funny but I feel bad for the guy because he will always be remembered for this embarrassing moment
@NameePark
@NameePark 5 лет назад
Omg this is so hilariously painful 😭😭😭🤣
@mrblanket
@mrblanket 3 года назад
Why is there only 1 reply?
@nateboy123
@nateboy123 3 года назад
@JayReal OMG stands for: Outrageous Mango Goats
@nuggets4357
@nuggets4357 3 года назад
Please Dont use Gods name in vain
@lucerodj11
@lucerodj11 3 года назад
hey namii.. why are you watching this? it's forbidden.. 😏😜
@PoeLemic
@PoeLemic 2 года назад
@@nuggets4357 There are no gods, Friend.
@DuncanSmith
@DuncanSmith 5 лет назад
Accidental screen share while studying Song of Solomon 😂
@justpressplay4231
@justpressplay4231 5 лет назад
"Ummm... I don't think they do THAT in the Bible"
@vilyda
@vilyda 5 лет назад
Oh boy it's like a game of thrones book
@mrvortexswell
@mrvortexswell 5 лет назад
Twin gazelles?? How is that even a compliment??
@missunderstood4479
@missunderstood4479 5 лет назад
@@mrvortexswell BOL
@tabithathewholistic
@tabithathewholistic 5 лет назад
LOL😂😂
@christyn1459
@christyn1459 5 лет назад
"Oh...uh...yeah, we're going to a peach farm..." 😂😂😂
@MissLeopard28
@MissLeopard28 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣 We all know what that emoji means by now!
@christyn1459
@christyn1459 5 лет назад
@@MissLeopard28 Yes we do. 😂😂😂
@thsu8
@thsu8 5 лет назад
@@MissLeopard28 What do peaches mean?
@justryan5697
@justryan5697 5 лет назад
thsu8 think of what it looks like that isn’t a peach
@lindsayswaim7066
@lindsayswaim7066 5 лет назад
@@thsu8 butt
@joybelle5888
@joybelle5888 5 лет назад
Keep your phone as clean as your heart Edit: just a joke weirdos
@margaretmcguire3241
@margaretmcguire3241 4 года назад
Yes, Amen!
@maxies4090
@maxies4090 4 года назад
what if I don't have a heart?
@margaretmcguire3241
@margaretmcguire3241 4 года назад
@@maxies4090 my dad always told me I've no heart, but I have a thumping gizzard... only bc I've always been brutally honest... so, it's not necessarily A Bad Thing.
@user-cg4zh2ig1r
@user-cg4zh2ig1r 4 года назад
Nahhhh😂
@josh_tes
@josh_tes 3 года назад
Yes! Amen
@NeedForSpeed.2004
@NeedForSpeed.2004 3 года назад
When you tell the priest that WAP stands for worship and prayer and the priest actually plays it
@Polyglot_English
@Polyglot_English 3 года назад
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙
@NeedForSpeed.2004
@NeedForSpeed.2004 3 года назад
@@HopeXiClassicalPiano idts
@christopherpape4823
@christopherpape4823 3 года назад
I was really hoping Spotify would open to WAP. 😂 Guess it wasn't released at the time this was uploaded tho...
@christopherpape4823
@christopherpape4823 3 года назад
@@HopeXiClassicalPiano well if it did the pastor would quickly find that he had been lied to lol
@B.A.B.G.
@B.A.B.G. 2 года назад
I almost got choked up laughing.
@avathepanda3394
@avathepanda3394 5 лет назад
and cue the home schooler "What is Tinder?" XD
@MissLeopard28
@MissLeopard28 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣 Oh, Lord...
@IsabelleMwania
@IsabelleMwania 5 лет назад
Offended lol
@melodyrohr8902
@melodyrohr8902 5 лет назад
I toatally would be offended buuuut its true, I did wonder soooo
@mercy_faith_
@mercy_faith_ 5 лет назад
I’m homeschooled. I know what tinder is, I don’t think it’s a good idea though...
@mgraysonhay
@mgraysonhay 5 лет назад
Wait, I know that app! I am pretty sure us homeschoolers call it *THE DEVIL’S APP.*
@love4unme96
@love4unme96 5 лет назад
Check your heart Check your phone Check do not disturb is on.
@RainbowRose769
@RainbowRose769 5 лет назад
Why you trolling, check your heart Stop that scrolling, check your heart Take control and check your heart Make it known and check your heart! (X2) Do it in the dark so they’ll never know, You should check your heart with a stethoscope .... 😂
@Pinksands26
@Pinksands26 5 лет назад
Hahaha
@chrishand259
@chrishand259 5 лет назад
Blonde amber from the bar?!?!?! 🤣
@love4unme96
@love4unme96 5 лет назад
Chris Hand I have black hair so you must be looking for another one lol
@chrishand259
@chrishand259 5 лет назад
Amber S Lol... I saw the name and I couldn’t resist... 🤣
@MaverickMurray
@MaverickMurray 5 лет назад
I can hear the senior pastor now explaining to the congregation that the Spirit is leading the church and the youth pastor in different directions... lol
@jazlandry7575
@jazlandry7575 5 лет назад
Lol lol exactly the protocol lol
@simonknighten7236
@simonknighten7236 2 года назад
hahahaa
@CoreenT
@CoreenT 5 лет назад
Youth Pastor needs to get born again. :P
@juliannelin3153
@juliannelin3153 3 года назад
and I just happen to be reading chuck colson's born again
@Polyglot_English
@Polyglot_English 3 года назад
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙
@arcticmongoose8400
@arcticmongoose8400 2 года назад
Coreen needs to look up the word "naive"
@CoreenT
@CoreenT 2 года назад
@@arcticmongoose8400 **(of a person or action) showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgement. **(of a person) natural and unaffected; innocent.
@mjt1517
@mjt1517 2 года назад
yeah, because it's impossible for "born again" people to sin.
@pastorlandon
@pastorlandon 5 лет назад
this TOTALLY reminds me of Michael Scott's failed powerpoint presentation
@hiramreyna4862
@hiramreyna4862 5 лет назад
Pastor Landon I know exactly what you mean 😂
@swoopes7777
@swoopes7777 5 лет назад
The Office -Season 4
@cb9023
@cb9023 5 лет назад
"Estimated time 12 minutes. .. So it should take about 5 or 7 minutes. "
@cassandra5516
@cassandra5516 5 лет назад
@@cb9023 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bostonsportszach825
@bostonsportszach825 5 лет назад
But in the words of Dwight Schrute; “PowerPoint is boring”
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 5 лет назад
Bible app in "apps I don't use"! Lol
@10Raccoon
@10Raccoon 5 лет назад
In all fairness I don't use mine either. I'm one of those physical book kinda people for some reason. Not that I study the physical copy as much as I should either...
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 5 лет назад
@@10Raccoon I like to use mine for devotionals and daily scripture. Nothing like my actual Bible book tho. 😏
@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429
@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429 5 лет назад
This is obviously a comedy skit
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 5 лет назад
@@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429 true, John is a Comedian. 😏
@seniorsmiles3386
@seniorsmiles3386 4 года назад
@@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429 this is obviously true about most mere believers in churchianity.
@Urfavbrunette2607
@Urfavbrunette2607 3 года назад
This happened to my youth pastor, he was putting a video on and someone was texting him and the whole youth group saw it 😂
@JadeWells2908
@JadeWells2908 7 месяцев назад
What did it say?
@Urfavbrunette2607
@Urfavbrunette2607 7 месяцев назад
@@JadeWells2908I don’t remember 😭 that was three years ago 💀
@danielparker8189
@danielparker8189 3 года назад
Having full access to a person’s phone will tell you more about that person than anything else in the world
@True-Awkwardness
@True-Awkwardness 5 лет назад
"Is that Kate Upton?" "Ooookkkkkkk..." "IT'S A REMINDER THAT WE'RE ALL A CHILD OF GOD!!!" Oh, good point, I should do that too 😂
@buikejesus
@buikejesus 5 лет назад
Christian and a RWBY fan? Nice!
@True-Awkwardness
@True-Awkwardness 5 лет назад
@@buikejesus yes thanks! Are you the same?
@buikejesus
@buikejesus 5 лет назад
@@True-Awkwardness Yeah, lol!
@True-Awkwardness
@True-Awkwardness 5 лет назад
@@buikejesus yessssssss high five
@buikejesus
@buikejesus 5 лет назад
@@True-Awkwardness [High Five]!🤚😅
@carlsiouxfalls
@carlsiouxfalls 5 лет назад
When the lies become way more problematic than just admitting to something embarrassing.
@missunderstood4479
@missunderstood4479 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@jsharp1701
@jsharp1701 4 года назад
Seriously. Just own it.
@originalproduct422
@originalproduct422 4 года назад
The point was delivered well. Some folks do act this way because the exposure came to light. The truth will set you free. I do enjoy his video because he keeps it real all levels of issues and topics. I know of some folks who are in a position of leadership(s) and 50 shades of grey come short. In a nutshell folks do sin like the blue light special at Wal-Mart and believe no one will find out. Little do this folks know is one hand you have the devil and on the other hand is God. Fighting for the soul(s). When the Sinner repents all hands are off the Sinner. MC Hammer said it well Can't Touch This. And winner takes all the glory. Thank you Jesus for your Mercy.
@vanmoody
@vanmoody 3 года назад
@@jsharp1701 How can he own it being his home page or whatever you call it? Now the truth is men like looking at women. Some 90 yr old man in the nursing home is checking out the nurses who are young enough to be his granddaughters. It's the way it is with the male mind. With this said the internet has taken what is natural for a man and given them a buffet to look at. It is not healthy.
@chrisanthemum7
@chrisanthemum7 3 года назад
Honestly if anything, it's just showing just how much private s*** is on our devices
@Crickethopper
@Crickethopper 5 лет назад
That’s probably where “Church phrases for getting fired” comes in handy!😂
@aroyalgirl1106
@aroyalgirl1106 4 года назад
Cricket Hopper oh such as?? *interested*
@ga7933
@ga7933 5 лет назад
Way to highlight the immaturity at best, hypocrisy at worst, of many young youth pastors🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
@aroyalgirl1106
@aroyalgirl1106 4 года назад
I would hope most youth pastors aren’t like this. I know one and she certainly isn’t like this. But for multiple reasons, I would hope this level of hypocrisy isn’t being used.
@ianlilley2577
@ianlilley2577 4 года назад
@@aroyalgirl1106 I have only come across a few youth preachers who are Catholic and none seem even remotely like this. Can't say for protestants as they are so varied. But I hope that it's not to bad.
@geraldritchey6382
@geraldritchey6382 4 года назад
I can't even find youth pastors in the Bible.
@incredulouskirk
@incredulouskirk 4 года назад
​@@geraldritchey6382 That's because in the ancient world people became men and women at 14 - 15 years old. The industrial revolution and the modern world literally changed that dynamic pretty much forever.
@richardlocke3375
@richardlocke3375 3 года назад
It has nothing to do with age. Faith Honesty and commitment can’t be bought. Volunteers keep program and leadership in check. Be involved and check in with all church staff they all have struggles to. Don’t just blame them for not being perfect.
@pastorlandon
@pastorlandon 5 лет назад
The exposed HDMI cord is the ultimate Church green room special.
@qlvinc
@qlvinc 5 лет назад
Pastor Landon that cord is to connect the TV to the outlet how else is the TV supposed to turn on. If you are talking about how they connected the phone to the TV, you don't need a cord, you can do it wirelessly
@botdog370
@botdog370 5 лет назад
Watch my vid: Sad! By XXXTENTACION ur a bot
@davidhood9712
@davidhood9712 4 года назад
The HDMI is the Apple TV the phone is projecting to.
@blitznewz
@blitznewz 4 года назад
Yayyy im the 1000 like
@Sam-lt2dx
@Sam-lt2dx 5 лет назад
How i feel when my bible study friends peek over at my phone lol
@delliabarrett5937
@delliabarrett5937 5 лет назад
lol same tho.. Im always like dont look at meeeeee
@smithy1578
@smithy1578 5 лет назад
I knew that I whould find another undertale fan
@TheMeade
@TheMeade 5 лет назад
@@smithy1578 undertale is shit
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 4 года назад
Check your heart ❤
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 4 года назад
Hahaha!
@SoeFoods
@SoeFoods 5 лет назад
Man of God, give me your phone 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️ And then we gon need to pray for you😂😂
@SlyXD-mb1so
@SlyXD-mb1so 4 года назад
Ain't so much of a man of God
@KingdomInnovateX
@KingdomInnovateX 4 года назад
Sound Tech : Elder um, what is this on your laptop 🤣😂 Me: Something you don't need to project onto the jumbotron, let me see it. Kills Apps & Pulls up sermon notes.
@EricChamplin
@EricChamplin 5 лет назад
"**Nicki Minaj** mmmmmmkay I think we're done here" hahaha
@Lance.Golden
@Lance.Golden 5 лет назад
We’re gonna “harvest” some peaches.
@MissLeopard28
@MissLeopard28 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣
@awesomemcawesomeshorts9531
@awesomemcawesomeshorts9531 5 лет назад
Check your heart, my man.
@kendricklamar56
@kendricklamar56 5 лет назад
I can't keep up with all the euphemisms
@qwertyuiop-cy5en
@qwertyuiop-cy5en 5 лет назад
🍑
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 4 года назад
@@qwertyuiop-cy5en 😬
@pastorlandon
@pastorlandon 5 лет назад
"Apps I don't use" - hahahahahahah
@annikacurtis4813
@annikacurtis4813 3 года назад
Sounds like me trying to make excuses when my parents look through my phone 😂
@TheSweetForever
@TheSweetForever 3 года назад
That person that keeps coming at him 😂. “You don’t even have a subscription” 😂
@amarido12
@amarido12 5 лет назад
I feel like its more of a time of Prayer 🙏🏾 like you can just close your eyes 😂😂
@eTech9300
@eTech9300 3 года назад
In all seriousness though, I'm a network technician at a school and this is why we always strongly advise against any school staff using a screen share to a TV or projector; in addition to the goofy and embarrassing moments, it can be a major security risk. We once had a teacher who claimed that "nothing could go wrong" and then accidentally put a kid's IEP in front of the whole class.
@chesscomsupport8689
@chesscomsupport8689 Год назад
I'm a graduate TA, and this is why I always use the computer in the classroom instead of screen sharing on my own computer, even though that is an option for me.
@elijahkrause3608
@elijahkrause3608 4 года назад
In light of recent events, this video takes on a new meaning.
@ThatReadingGuy28
@ThatReadingGuy28 4 года назад
Really too bad
@rileyra2009
@rileyra2009 4 года назад
What events??
@ThatReadingGuy28
@ThatReadingGuy28 4 года назад
Rachel Riley look up John crist on the news
@elijahkrause3608
@elijahkrause3608 4 года назад
@@rileyra2009 has being accused of sexual assault.
@simonknighten7236
@simonknighten7236 2 года назад
Yep. It is almost as if he was reverse signalling,
@hisbeloved9154
@hisbeloved9154 4 года назад
Pretty sad how, in this case, art actually mimicked real life.
@ThatReadingGuy28
@ThatReadingGuy28 4 года назад
The author Dostoyevsky warned us about that
@RuNZiT1
@RuNZiT1 4 года назад
right
@deesott5123
@deesott5123 3 года назад
Explain
@natashahaley8058
@natashahaley8058 2 года назад
@@deesott5123 He was accused and admitted to being guilty of abusing his power to sexually exploit multiple young women
@Seethi_C
@Seethi_C 5 лет назад
John Chapter 3 is my favorite verse, too
@respectabletampodcast
@respectabletampodcast 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣😊🤣
@thebluepacificboys
@thebluepacificboys 5 лет назад
Parabellum
@missunderstood4479
@missunderstood4479 5 лет назад
Bahaha
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
Yes
@aroyalgirl1106
@aroyalgirl1106 4 года назад
Lol. Don’t you love when the pastor goes “we’re gonna read out of a *a chapter* today” and he takes about 5 min to get to the verse IF he ever tells us at all. I sit there frustrated like “imma forget the book and chapter if you don’t tell me the verse bro!” 🤷🏼‍♀️*frustrating.* I jest, mostly, but this happens every week.
@MasteringMayhem
@MasteringMayhem 3 года назад
He forgot about airplane mode 😂
@Syberchance
@Syberchance 4 года назад
“If you guys could just your eyes” lol 😂😂
@scribescrub4101
@scribescrub4101 5 лет назад
“We are going to harvest peaches”😂
@tirzahsimone1569
@tirzahsimone1569 5 лет назад
The Nicki Minaj had me cracking up!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nataliafeenstra9415
@nataliafeenstra9415 5 лет назад
That’s an exaggerated but truthful reason why I no longer go to a charismatic “non-denomination” church
@izzyjimenez6951
@izzyjimenez6951 5 лет назад
Same
@andreachrist9877
@andreachrist9877 4 года назад
Same
@jonrn
@jonrn 4 года назад
It's kinda ironic that this video was suggested to me today lol this didn't age well at all 😂
@proactivex
@proactivex 4 года назад
Jonathan Niswonger I just thought it was funny he was still pretending to be Christian at all.
@probablynot1368
@probablynot1368 3 года назад
Agree. For 2020, final image of Nicki Minaj should be replaced with Carli B.
@vinnieguiffrida9729
@vinnieguiffrida9729 3 года назад
@@proactivex pretending to be a christian? What he did was terrible but God extends grace to all sinners. God doesn't want us to live in our sins shame. Love others how God loved us. Romans 5:8
@proactivex
@proactivex 3 года назад
@@vinnieguiffrida9729 ok, in your world with unlimited sin forgivenesses, and no standards for behavior. How would you know if you have a grifter in your midst whose sole purpose is to make an easy living off the "easily led" or get access to their children or some other nefarious plan?Its grifter heaven.
@vinnieguiffrida9729
@vinnieguiffrida9729 3 года назад
@@proactivex wow. Starting an argument with somebody who was just trying to help you extend grace and forgiveness to people who don't even know.
@dbzfan4evermj233
@dbzfan4evermj233 4 года назад
The really funny part is that RU-vid put this in my recommendations on a Sunday at 10:00 and I have not been to church in year in a few months lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danielallemang9414
@danielallemang9414 5 лет назад
Harvest peaches?😳😳😆
@robhulson
@robhulson 5 лет назад
Peaches and eggplants.
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 4 года назад
@@robhulson check your heart 😂
@MrMowky
@MrMowky 4 года назад
What was the emoji before the peach? Couldn't see
@bestshootingbigingrimey6501
@bestshootingbigingrimey6501 4 года назад
@@MrMowky the thinking emoji
@fromspace7
@fromspace7 4 года назад
MrMowky Looks like it might have been beer, like this: 🍻🍻🍻🍑🍑🍑
@zacharysiple783
@zacharysiple783 5 лет назад
I read 25% of the title but saw it was a John Crist skit so I automatically clicked!
@DaGoodVybe
@DaGoodVybe 4 года назад
Zachary Siple should check out the Holy Word referenced here too! The Lord is real
@noel_and_elle1994
@noel_and_elle1994 5 лет назад
“You don’t even have a subscription “ 🤭😹
@andrewmichos3404
@andrewmichos3404 5 лет назад
This is one of my favorite videos of his!!!! I’m crying laughing!!! Thank you John!
@QueenAnnesFury
@QueenAnnesFury 5 лет назад
Well, makes me feel better about having Chris Evans's Captain America as a background. Cap believes in Jesus😆
@SPEAR05
@SPEAR05 5 лет назад
Just not Chris evans
@ZachFrost
@ZachFrost 5 лет назад
@@SPEAR05 Yeah, no kidding. It's a shame.
@SPEAR05
@SPEAR05 5 лет назад
@@ZachFrost yep.
@andrealmoseley6575
@andrealmoseley6575 5 лет назад
My fave line of his is the one where he says about God, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that!" to Loki:)
@nickkruse1734
@nickkruse1734 5 лет назад
Andrea Moseley he actually said it to Black Widow GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT 🤣
@chrispinelli
@chrispinelli 5 лет назад
Things non-church goers wouldn't understand
@Skyboiyaj
@Skyboiyaj 5 лет назад
I understand and I'm not a church goer
@hoaxheaux
@hoaxheaux 5 лет назад
Yeah it's not like we speak Klingon or something lol
@michaeltayon9184
@michaeltayon9184 5 лет назад
TRUE! I'm not understanding :-\
@kindakrazyfangirl9144
@kindakrazyfangirl9144 5 лет назад
This person means that you have probably not been a situation like this and cant understand the feeling of actually being in this situation.
@kindakrazyfangirl9144
@kindakrazyfangirl9144 5 лет назад
@@BAKER22-l4u well none of you other people seemed to actually get what the original commenter was trying to say.
@Road_Rash
@Road_Rash 3 года назад
Art imitating life...
@natashaglitters16
@natashaglitters16 5 лет назад
I always reach the highest level of anxiety possible when I have to screen share
@acesyspe
@acesyspe 2 года назад
Do it, if anything embarrassing shows up just pretend its not yours.
@bekahsaur
@bekahsaur 3 года назад
Its hard not to laugh at this as a Christian...
@rumpwrangler1102
@rumpwrangler1102 2 года назад
That’s what im saying. All fall short of the Glory of God.
@hollyfisher8811
@hollyfisher8811 5 лет назад
Okay, John Crist, you are now totally responsible for my getting hurt while falling off the computer chair laughing uncontrollably😁🤣~Will send you my Med Bills🤕:)
@kaelangerhardt5651
@kaelangerhardt5651 3 года назад
“I just used it too much” 😂😂😂
@madisontaylormusic
@madisontaylormusic 4 года назад
"We're gonna harvest peaches" Oh my goodness... lol
@shelbymiller6924
@shelbymiller6924 5 лет назад
Well that's embarrassing. And that ladies and gentlemen is why you don't do screenshare.
@MissLeopard28
@MissLeopard28 5 лет назад
True that 🤣🤣🤣
@forestnymphconfessions3596
@forestnymphconfessions3596 5 лет назад
When I was in youth group there was no such thing. 😱🤣🤣
@mycupoverflows7811
@mycupoverflows7811 5 лет назад
How sad. No. That, ladies and gentleman is why you need to teach your own kids the Bible and not outsource it to the youth minister (from someone whose youth minister was sleeping with the just-turned-18yos 😭)
@mbradley5543
@mbradley5543 5 лет назад
@@mycupoverflows7811 I bet you are a joy at parties. Lighten up a bit.
@wilbertporter6704
@wilbertporter6704 5 лет назад
Guard you heart with all diligence for out of it(and your cell phone) flows life's issues..... A mockery of sorts,but whats done in the dark will be shined upon. (Paraphrases mine)
@jonasa.maldonado5404
@jonasa.maldonado5404 5 лет назад
All the dislikes on this video are the youth pastors who this has happened to lol
@haebee
@haebee 5 лет назад
me: creating "Apps I don't use" folder right now.
@baslak56
@baslak56 4 года назад
Man, that is absolutely hilarious! Just found this guy! Almost cried laughing so hard!
@avohra1732
@avohra1732 5 лет назад
Here before all the comments are quotes from the vid with emojis after them
@marcw6875
@marcw6875 5 лет назад
Well, thank goodness you provided a deep and meaningful post of you own in lieu of those. :p
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 лет назад
@@marcw6875 And thank goodness you graced us with an error-free retort, ahem. (JK, I loved your comment!😆)
@elaineroyal2785
@elaineroyal2785 5 лет назад
That peach emoji/fire....😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀...might take a few moments to set in.
@ashleydowney1222
@ashleydowney1222 5 лет назад
@Kyril J People sometimes use the peach emoji to emphasize the size of a woman's butt.
@StormChasingNinja
@StormChasingNinja 4 года назад
This video went from funny comedy to cruel irony.
@Special_K1003
@Special_K1003 3 года назад
I love how the Frat bro's name is Chad and how he doesn't even have the name of the girl from the bar...😂 The Tinder part is also gold!
@slugbugentertainment6280
@slugbugentertainment6280 5 лет назад
I saw you at winter jam Ohio in Columbus last year your my favorite
@simplymiraculous6494
@simplymiraculous6494 5 лет назад
I saw him there too that year :DD
@brucecrawford8101
@brucecrawford8101 5 лет назад
His videos always make my day! 👏😅
@rubyhamm1751
@rubyhamm1751 3 года назад
As a person who goes to youth group this is pretty accurate😂
@emanomusic2496
@emanomusic2496 3 года назад
“I don’t think anyone is musically inclined but you can just pull up Spotify or something”😂😂😂😂
@acvieluf
@acvieluf 5 лет назад
The beard on that youth kid...
@j.j8275
@j.j8275 5 лет назад
One of the most under rated comments here
@DaGoodVybe
@DaGoodVybe 4 года назад
acvieluf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@alexkurtz4095
@alexkurtz4095 3 года назад
That’s DJ Mykael V!!! GOD ALWAYS
@abbeyhelmus7890
@abbeyhelmus7890 5 лет назад
Even if I didn't have anything sus, I'd still get major anxiety if I had to do that!
@thegoatgirlcr
@thegoatgirlcr 5 лет назад
"What's Tinder? OMG, I can't breath cos I'm laughing so hard!!!
@jazlandry7575
@jazlandry7575 5 лет назад
That was hilarious
@-Truth-Is-Singular
@-Truth-Is-Singular 4 года назад
This is kind of awkward now 😬
@ryanrios75
@ryanrios75 4 года назад
Grenade Away 😂 I was thinking the same thing!!!! 😂 😂
@candacewilliams9933
@candacewilliams9933 3 года назад
Why??? What am I missing ?
@salomebianca1090
@salomebianca1090 3 года назад
@Christie Jensen why?
@jackskellingtonsora
@jackskellingtonsora 3 года назад
​@Christie Jensen I googled his name and I have to say: What that's it? Really? That's a weak ass scandal. I guarantee you most of his followers who got upset by this voted for Trump. You want a real scandal? That guy's got them coming out of first his campaign and then his administration pretty much on a weekly basis. And before he was even considering running for President he had them too.
@thebusybeanhomecafe4035
@thebusybeanhomecafe4035 3 года назад
@@jackskellingtonsora why did you have to bring politics into this 😭 I do NOT like Trump, and I am way in the left, but seriously?? Come on. Politics isn't everything!
@5xmasterx548
@5xmasterx548 4 года назад
“What’s tinder” 😂😂
@KristiLEvans1
@KristiLEvans1 4 года назад
I hope this guy makes a comeback, somehow. He’s a comedian - not a church pastor.
@gracie2375
@gracie2375 3 года назад
I laughed so hard I cried! Thank you 🙏
@calebdesouza5584
@calebdesouza5584 5 лет назад
“You should check your heart with a stethoscope.”
@fabricerwank3612
@fabricerwank3612 5 лет назад
Opens Spotify: Nicky Minaj 0ooooh man ?... Pastor : you know what ? We’re done here 😂😂😂😂😂
@ellawiseman1579
@ellawiseman1579 5 лет назад
I remember seeing your show you are so funny and amazing I love you
@MissLeopard28
@MissLeopard28 5 лет назад
LOL, the youth pastor acts like a teenager with the teenagers. 🤣🤣🤣
@monikag1323
@monikag1323 5 лет назад
Actually most teens want someone they can relate to, not some stuffed shirt!
@MissLeopard28
@MissLeopard28 5 лет назад
@@monikag1323 I wouldn't know. I was never in a youth group, sadly.
@MustacheDLuffy
@MustacheDLuffy 3 года назад
I thought he was a bible group member
@eugene7742
@eugene7742 4 года назад
I don't know how i stumble to this channel but i love it..😂😂😂 youth Pastor indeed.
@thomasbuck303
@thomasbuck303 5 лет назад
Why I had to drop my frat bros from my life after getting saved --> exhibit A
@annier844
@annier844 4 года назад
Very true. I think it's inappropriate for him to be making a joke out of this kind of rude and unbiblical sexual conduct/speech. The peach emoji joke was a big turn-off for me and I don't think that kind of suggestive content has any place within Christian comedy.
@saunders317
@saunders317 4 года назад
@@annier844 Are you guys serious??? It's a joke!
@kristinedreyer6032
@kristinedreyer6032 5 лет назад
Guy: "Check the apps I don't use" *Checks the apps I don't use section* John: "I was just on it recently" *Needs to sign in* Lol 😂😂
@Ad-Lo
@Ad-Lo 4 года назад
Kristine Dreyer more like, "needs to create an account"
@jennyrose9173
@jennyrose9173 4 года назад
Some of this made me 😂 and some made me 😞.
@JohnnySmoove
@JohnnySmoove 4 года назад
Guess these texts were real since that scandal broke
@tashmoore3825
@tashmoore3825 4 года назад
Googles.... Oh. I hope he has the right people in his life to support him as he heals & recovers & hopefully the women involved receive the genuine support they need too.
@jeremiahprows2494
@jeremiahprows2494 4 года назад
anybody else finding these skits incredibly ironic now?
@comfortablyawkward5555
@comfortablyawkward5555 4 года назад
“I used it too much...” 😂
@b.tchygaysofglee2285
@b.tchygaysofglee2285 5 лет назад
This whole video is a mood
@kevinkaol3681
@kevinkaol3681 3 года назад
Tip: Always put phone on Airplane mode before screenshare
@lebohangmabitle1619
@lebohangmabitle1619 4 года назад
2:08 “ Oh my Amber from the Bar” 🏃🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@byzaha1238
@byzaha1238 3 года назад
I would’ve turned on do not disturb before I turned on screen share, I wouldn’t risk it 😂 😂
@hiimpeyton671
@hiimpeyton671 3 года назад
It still goes off. It only stops notifications when your phone is in sleep mode
@byzaha1238
@byzaha1238 3 года назад
@@hiimpeyton671 normally does, when I turn mine back on I have like 500 notifications coming through lol I have the beta tho so could be from the newer version
@Oak138
@Oak138 Год назад
1:11 “what’s tinder?” Lol
@Mishkola
@Mishkola 2 года назад
I'm a youth pastor and this'll never happen to me. I don't have a smartphone, and my college buddies don't talk to me :P
@brightlamp2549
@brightlamp2549 4 года назад
Lol the sad thing is this is actually true for a lot of “pastors” do not be deceived there are wolves among sheep dearly beloved
@gr8ful4him
@gr8ful4him 4 года назад
Ironic that this came up in my feed a day after his tour has been canceled 😔
@dancingsun2
@dancingsun2 5 лет назад
"We're going to a peach farm" 😂😂😂
@princejames5347
@princejames5347 4 года назад
The skit was too convincing to believe it was a skit indeed.
@mel5952
@mel5952 4 года назад
Me too! I can’t love these skits enough. Anyone who has ever experienced the “full immersion “ of evangelical Christian church can’t stop watching. And now that I live in mega church land in Texas, it’s especially funny.
@smxkerings7678
@smxkerings7678 2 года назад
my phone vibrated the exact point when the message came through on the video lmao
@mbuyotimuwela4474
@mbuyotimuwela4474 5 лет назад
😂😂John you are something else
@taylormcduff7979
@taylormcduff7979 5 лет назад
Do a video on Church Security!!
@monikag1323
@monikag1323 5 лет назад
In the south it's called 'concealed carry'.
@JewelCPeach
@JewelCPeach 5 лет назад
What a time to have my last name. 😂 🍑
@rosecloudheaven5953
@rosecloudheaven5953 5 лет назад
🤣
@somecrazyveteran
@somecrazyveteran 4 года назад
Julia Peach very serious question, are you from Georgia? Lol
@JewelCPeach
@JewelCPeach 4 года назад
Brandon Hayduke nope! Jewish from 🇮🇱. Last name was translated to English
@MustacheDLuffy
@MustacheDLuffy 3 года назад
Don’t marry royalty or you’ll become princess peach
@pandalover1238
@pandalover1238 2 года назад
brooo the panic that i felt even tho this is just a skit hahahahhaha
@zaahidhaziyard461
@zaahidhaziyard461 3 года назад
"We are gonna harvest peach"😂😂
@frankpichardo5299
@frankpichardo5299 5 лет назад
That’s why as soon as an IG page posts something questionable I unfollow. I don’t want to feel I can’t check my social media in public. 😂
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