Yu-Gi-Oh! New Kuriboh Card Is... Ehhhhhhhh 

They should make Harpie lady effected by time wizard next

I wish the card said this, During your opponent’s turn, When your opponent activates a monster effect (quick effect) you can equip this card from your hand to that monster as equip spell, negate its effects and its atk becomes 300. When an opponents monster declares an attack , you can banish this card from your GY to destroy all monsters your opponents controls. You can only use each effect once per turn.

I wish it summoned tokens then popped itself!!

Well this would have been okish if linkuribih was around other than that only kuriboh decks will use it