ZOELLA'S £50 ADVENT CALENDAR | HONEST, BRUTAL REVIEW 

I know people have been slagging off the fact I’m “giving away” posters in each video - which is mental. But I’m going to continue to do so. I’m not assuming everybody wants a poster, I know some of you couldn’t give a shit - but if you would like to win one, all you have to do is drop a message down below and suggest a shit item you’d expect to find in Zoella’s next advent calendar? The funniest answer will win one. I hope you guys are enjoying the content. I’m enjoying making it more than ever. Love you, you bunch of cunts. J.

oh memories..

Not even ashamed to say I come back every year to watch this

Who else is here in 2023 just getting into the festive spirit with this Christmas classic?

It’s that time of year again and I am not ashamed to say that I return to this video every single winter without fail. Jack, this is a timeless masterpiece.

I forgot it was that bad...

It’s actually crazy how shit this was

The re-watchability factor of this video is just insane. I swear even after a decade I'll still come back to watch this video

I'm sure I'm not the only one who comes back to this video every single year as a lil' Christmas tradition! Happy five years, everyone!

Watching during isolation just to hear: “hmm a pen”

I watch this annually. It’s a Christmas tradition.

6 years since this masterpiece and were all back for our annual giggle

6 years later and I still cannot FATHOM how this calendar was put into production and seriously put on shelves

12 days of disappointment

It’s officially a Christmas tradition to watch this video

the cookie cutter that bent really sent me. she actually put this out there with confidence 😭

It's 2050 All of us have grown up and made a family It's the yearly Christmas tradition to watch the jackmaate speech as a family so we all commune here once again

It's been a year, yet I still wet myself over 'HMMM, A PEN?!!'

“You really can smell the exploitation of young children” I’ve been coming back to this vid 3 years in a row for this line

Back for my yearly rewatch of this masterpiece.

I can't believe I'm going to say this - THIS IS BETTER THAN CHANEL 2021 ONE.

Christmas season is rolling in again and we're back to this gem.

This is arguably the best Christmas movie

A true British Christmas Classic, watched by all families on Christmas eve.

It’s October and I’m watching this already! It should have been about £20, with an offer on it constantly.

"7 stickers so she's really spoiling us" 😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

“You can smell the exploitation of young children.” 😂😂

Here for another year

“So she’s really spoiling us on day 4” I come back to this video just for that line 😭😂

Absolute brilliance

I swear every year at Christmas time I come to watch this video, I'm not even ashamed to admit it. I'm in stitches every, single, time. It's never failed to make me laugh. 😂 Absolute classic

I love coming back every year to watch this I'm so happy

ooo 7 stickers aye, so she's really spoiling us on day four. I'm dead haha

“7 stickers there! so she’s really spoiling us on day four” LMAOOOO

Zoella might not be relevant anymore but the annual Christmas tradition of always coming back to watch this absolutely classic banger of a video always will be. ^_^

it’s that magical time of year that this starts to appear in my suggested videos, it’s become a christmas tradition to watch this 🎄🤣

"It's fucking stickers, Jamie. It's stickers mate".

I love the passive aggressiveness.

Coming back and watching this is my christmas tradition

6 years and I'm back here again

I can't believe it's already been four years since we've been blessed with this amazing video. There's no proper Christmas season without watching it.

Done the math and you’re paying FOUR POUNDS for each individual item!! Madness, 4 quid for a cookie cutter which is about 50 p for a pack of 10 in Aldi! Four quid for a bit of fluff on a key ring which I’ve got for free in various shops! Four quid for GLITTER!!!! FOUR FLAMIMG QUID!!! Madness actually madness.

Once again... I'm here for this yearly tradition 🎉

And like clockwork, this appeared in my recommended again. Hello, old friend.

"You can smell the exploitation of young children.... yeah you can" hahahahah jack I'm dying

i hope she brings the other half of the calendar out this year😂😂

ahh nothing like a christmas classic to get you feeling festive

Some people say christmas starts when Mariah Carey plays they are wrong Christmas starts when this banger comes up on the recommended

she worked on this for a year *let that sink in*

I think the pen and paper are meant for writing a suicide note after realising you spent £50 on a shitty advent calendar where the most expensive thing is the box

That’s $94 Australian dollars. You won’t catch me sniffing THAT advent calendar. I could have a better time opening public toilet stalls to find little Christmas gifts. The confetti killed me, I can not image the truma young children faced after opening day 2… so so sad.

This might have been the best £50 ever spent on RU-vid. A classic

Fucking quality this 😂

I love how Jamie slowly just turned on Zoe the more the video went on

Back here again for 2023 😂🙌🏼

We meet again for our annual pilgrimage

reminds me of the free stuff you get in girls magazines

The way I see it, if this calendar was 15 quid, it could be a fun gift for a 13 year old girl who likes zoella. Two candles a notebook, a room spray and some other stuff yeah that’s cute. But 50 POUNDS FOR THIS?!?!?? WHO EVEN THOUGHT THAT WAS ANYWHERE NEAR REASONABLE

Back again in 2023 for the yearly watch 😂

As October 2023 arrives this comes onto my recommendations yet again for another year. I wouldn't change a thing.

The fact that you spent so much money to buy the calendar, just so we could have this video, really makes me respect you.

The candle is for burning the advent calendar

this coming up in my recommended... its almost time

Watch this every year and it blows my mind this was on sale for £50

"Biscuit on a string"😂😂

"Biscuit on a string" 😂

this is my roman empire

It’s a Christmas tradition to come back to this every year, one of the funniest videos ever made😂

It not even Christmas like it is mid July and I needed a laugh so I came here

Jack: "the *exploitation* of young children" Jamie: "you need to stop this" Jack: "you can. Smell it." Jamie: "oh ye you can" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My god I'm dying

Back to my favourite Christmas ritual

guys it’s the first of december you know what that means. the yearly rewatch begins

Just been doing some browsing - you can get Aldi's wine calendar for £49.99 (yep, that's 24 mini bottles of wine for the same price as 12 bits of tat) or you could get the Asos beauty calendar for £55, which also has a full 24 doors and contains actual make-up products. You could even go for the Benefit calendar which has the same number of doors as Zoella's, but once again, you get actual high-quality make-up inside (as opposed to a fluffy keyring that will just end up in the bin) for ONLY £34.50, which seems decent to me considering the price of Benefit make-up. And finally, if you're still not satisfied with a good old £1 chocolate advent calendar (god knows why) why not get the Lego Star Wars advent calendar for £32.99 so that you can actually build something out of what you get inside! I'm still so angry about this damn Zoella advent calendar...

why am I rewatching this in July

It’s that time of year again😂

Christmas is just round the corner and this video is defrosting nicely just in time

"How is she sleeping at night?" 😂😂😂

When you're from Australia and don't realise it's in pounds, and think $50, a little steep but not a complete joke... _Then you bloody choke when you realise it's _*_eighty five_*_ freeken Aussie dollars!_ Is she having a go?? 😂😂

*1st of December hits* *opens youtube* "It's time"

I can’t believe I got this video recommended in October 2023. The algorithm is truly algorithming.

It's funny how zoella and oli blocked jaackmaate 😂😂 Simply because he spoke the truth about them exploiting their young viewers.

I died when he bent the cookie cutter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Annual rewatch time!

This is my Roman Empire

I hope Zoella saw this 😂😭

Idk why am I rewatching this in October lol this never gets old

this is my annual christmas video i come here every yeat

"how is she sleeping at night knowing this is in the fucking shops" LOL

I feel physically ill from this calendar

i rewatch this like its the snowman

back again for the annual tradition

"It says merry and bright, although maybe it shoudla said tacky and overpriced" FFS THAT HAD ME DYING

You could literally buy everything in this calendar for £7.50 and that’s including Jaackmaate

It’s November, which means it’s time to bust out this absolute beauty of a video just in time for Christmas!

It’s the 1st of December 2023 and we’re all back to watch aren’t we?

The confetti hahahahahahaha mate I’d be fuming

“mMMmM A pEn” 😂

Coming back here after the Chanel advent calendar debacle it's giving me nostalgia 😂😂😂

It’s that time of year

This is bloody brilliant (the video not the calendar)