That statement is so true. I mean no homo when I say this but this channel really has perfectly kept its structure over the years I find myself touching and playing with myself to these videos
I cooked one of these when I was absolutely slaughtered(14hrs on the lash!) and took one look and a lungful of its pretentious brag... I woke up the next day to find the cat had eaten it and vomited all over the house, and it was still farting and looking at me like it was all my bloody fault, I guess I had a very lucky escape:) PS the cat sniffs all his food from now on and trusts nothing from anywhere near the microwave. incidentally, if I open the microwave door the cat now bolts out of any exit available.
Ingredients: pressed lamb scrotum, pain in the ass bread, chilly sauce with a y not an i, because it's not spicy, it's just cold, and garnished with naught to three sad onions.
@@alexanderharris5022 In a sense you may not be wrong. Sometimes products might be developed to specifically use lower grade offcuts that couldn't make it into their other products, so as to minimise the company's waste by using everything they are supplied. Such offcuts could have been salvaged from the 'reject' receptacle of the production line of a different product I guess, though that would not be a general waste bin, and would still be 'fair game' from a food safety point of view (the whole line, or even plant, would likely be refridgerated). Though I should say, in case their lawyers are on here, that although I have worked in the food industry in the past, I haven't worked for either Tesco or any of their suppliers, so am only theorising, not stating anything as fact.
I've been subbed to this channel for years now and the content has maintained its quality throughout all of them. High quality content using low quality food
@@NarmyHiiragiA lot of RU-vidrs have gone down the route of constant collabs, even though it’s obvious that most people sub for the individual, not for others.
Bought one of these just to try it, expecting a bit of gut rot and generally “off” stomach. No. I was wrong. The whole world fell out of my arse not long after eating it
Barry: [Waiting in Ashen's bar, overhearing the faint sound of Ashens presenting the £1 Frozen Microwave Kebab.] "Oh, so that's why he invited me over."
If I were Barry, and Ashens was my friend, I'd be highly suspicious of getting a call from said friend saying "Hey old chap, why don't you come across the island, no reason, honest, I uhhh, missed you"...highly suspicious I tell you!
Practically anything you can buy says that, it's just to cover the company's back from a legal standpoint in the (extremely) rare case that there actually is bones left in the food you buy.
in the netherlands we have these cheap (like 30-40 cents a piece) bakpau bread for the microwave in the supermarkets here, and i call them "bottenbrood" (translated: bone bread), because sometimes you may find a hard piece in the filling lol
I feel like designers of this product were also a bit too inebriated. I'm not well versed in art of British doner shops, but aren't "grill" marks on bread supposed to be on the outside?
@@johndawhale3197 Even if it's a troll it will become real just because enough people are talking about it, I cant wait to see who the guest on Ashens will be who can give the rating without a smile and most importantly was the brown sofa involved.
3:30 - Woah woah wait, there is a donna kebab on that plate? it IS well camouflaged. All I saw on the plate was something the cat sicked up, wrapped in an soggy naan.
I'm ashamed to say I've eaten many of these after my 2 mile walk back from the pub after too many beers to count. I'm also ashamed to say I really enjoyed it from what i remember, I've never had it sober though so who knows
it’s so weird seeing slight dialect changes in information, like how calories are labeled as energy on the nutrition info, in japan sugar is just called sugariness, still keeping in track with gram count.
OMFG!!! I still remember watching the World's Sharpest Knife video for the first time and absolutely losing my mind hysterically laughing!!! xD So good to see that thing again! :D
@@aydna3317 the only thine the Turkic peoples and the Greeks will agree on something is that this sad excuse for a doner kebab/gyro is equal to slander.
I’ve been watching this channel since 2007. It’s absolutely insane that not only is it still going but it’s still the same format despite all the changes everyone else tried to hop on to. If that’s not commendable, I don’t know what is. I can even still remember watching the first popstation review
I've had a fair few of these, I don't think they're anywhere near as bad as they made out, and the "sweat" from the bread literally evaporates if you flip the bread over and don't leave it to make a pool underneath
polifatts no you just colonize other countries for their oil and blame them for all the bad things that’s happened in the world. If you think about it you are literally hitler
I am so happy to see these on this channel! I probably have one of these every week. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think they're delicious! They're especially nice if you add some salad, chips and burger sauce. Only problem is that the frozen onion bits have a tendency to jump out as soon as you take them out the plastic packaging. Sometimes I have to spend a minute carefully scooping the kamikaze onions back up into the kebab, but you have to be really careful lest you snap the brittle frozen naan. Still, it gives you something to do while you're boiling a cup of water to defrost the chilli sauce in. And you guessed it: I'm a bachelor.
I actually like these things, not on their own by any stretch of the imagination, but they're better with some actual hot sauce and if you've got any, some lettuce. Don't eat the onion by itself, kinda tastes like defrosted freezer.
i like them, As you said, dont use original sauce. scrape out onion, put a lettuce there, prefferably change bread, and if you have change so called "doner meat" to any other carboard you have on your hand and its paletable
M8 I used to have this kind of shit when I was younger. I think Iceland had some or something. there used to be 3 or 4 in a box too. they were actually nice xD maybe it was because I was a kid but oh well
UK: Microwave Pound Kebab- Disgusting! I'm drunk and I'll eat it! US: Hey guys, come on over! I found this great new thing at Trader Joes; it was only five bucks!
I love this channel. I've been a huge Ashens fan since the very beginning. Actually, i've been a fan since before youtube, I used to sneak into his house and watch him on his couch.
