I'm a girl and I "slap" (not hard) a lot. Like I'm pretty close with some boys in my class and when they say something really dumb or ovious I lightly slap them. I don't personally like them but if she only does it to u and u only that differently means something.
1. Does she look at you when she laughs? 2. Did her pupils dilate 3. Look to see where her foot are pointing 4. Multiple glances in a couple minutes 5. Touching her lips 6. Plays with her hair 7. Talks about you with her friends 8. “Accidentally” touched you 9. Notice if she gets nervous 10. Sticks around you
I mean I'm also a vampire, I suck blood and iit comes out white... At least one good thing about it is that I can smash them while they're on their period.
That artery is the jugular vein, in the front of the neck, and if cut will spray out large amounts of blood and the (insert animal with jugular vein here) will nearly instantly die.
To really tell if a girl likes you, you need to make sure everytime she 360 noscopes it always falls on the direction you are facing from the North Pole on the minimap, then if she eats her food taking breaths following the Fibonacci sequence then she also likes you. Also whenever she talks to you you have to make sure it is taking place at 11:11 if not then she hates you. Some pointers at getting a girl to like you is that when you give her a gift make sure she is standing facing the east then give the present at a counter clockwise angle it will ensure the chemicals in her brain are mixed in a matter to sense a love emotion. After giving the present do a backflip and say ting tang wallala bang bang this is an ancient chant from exactly 200b.c.e. this activates a primal drive inside your chosen mate. Then after talking to her/him give them a banana and watch closely how they eat it once they blink while taking the first bite you will know they like you. Step 2. Ask them out on a date to chick-fil-a if they are vegetarian take them to Olive Garden at the restaurant take a seat near the window then order them the least expensive thing if they accept it you have a worthy mate. When they are eating ask them if they want to go to your house then start the Chumash ritual of love chant "we a we cum at me" 4 times then realize you wasted your time reading a useless comment that makes no sense.
It may make no sense but it was incredibly hilarious in my mind. I will try this if this guys comment gets 100 likes AND I'll record it and put it on RU-vid
Every woman I have talked to ever... 1. No 2. *Pupils shrink to the size of atoms* 3. Feet and body are pointed in the opposite direction... As she is sprinting away 4. They don't glance but they do stare as the ugliness is too hard to look away from 5. Can't really tell with this one because they cover their mouth with their hand to keep the vomit in 6. Impossible for them as their arms are locked by their sides in pure terror if they are locked in conversation 7. "Fucking Christ what is that thing over there" *points at me* So is this a good sign? 8. Would require a lot of legal work to get around all the restraining orders to even attempt this but okey dokey i'll give it a shot 9. Oh girls are nervous alright but mostly because of the fear 10. Tbh I wouldn't want to be around me in anywhere either
Here I’ll ask out my crush on Monday it’s friday night wish me luck I’m nervous Edit let’s goo dudes we got her Did it during passing period and it was a huge yes!
I had a huge problem the last 2 years with my crush let me tell u the story... I started liking her 2 years ago in the summer... She has been keeping it a secret that she likes me back for THREE years!!!... I asked her out a few weeks ago, and now we r in love 😍... Thx if u actually read this😂😂
Dinaira Rodriguez the hugging thing happened to me too! Passing period I see my crush running towards me, wraps her arm around my neck and puts me in a headlock and says “come here loser”. That’s a day I’ll never forget.
From a female perspective this is how most girls will act when they like you: - find small ways to talk to you and laugh with you - will take lots of sneaky glances at you (you might not notice this at all we are that sneaky) - take an interest in what music/movies etc. you like and ask questions - smile a lot around you - finds ways to be physically close to you (sitting close to you/if you are on your phone, trying to see what music you are listening to/ this is why girls steal your hat or jacket as a way of flirting - they want you to see them in your clothes as a way of creating a bond/familiarity and it creates physical contact and intimacy when you try to take it back) - might mention you quite a bit in conversation 'casually' - will tease you, carefully watching your reaction and smiling at you - will touch their thighs/neck/hair in a sensual way (not dirty but like stroking their neck or playing with their hair) I read that we do this to show what we want you to do to us subconsciously - have good body language towards you (like facing you with their body and feet turned towards you) - will be a bit competitive with you (usually something physical (but not always) like 'seeing who is stronger' by arm wresting or some kind of race) - might challenge you/tease you about your hobbies/interests etc. They are showing a strong interest in you and why you like what you do. P.S girls love it when you are genuinely passionate about something even if it is something they don't love themselves. Seeing your faces light up as you talk about your fave band is so cute! And play it cool - show you are interested every now and then, be nice to them but don't surround them all the time or try way too hard especially if they don't seem too interested in you. Work hard at school and don't be a slacker, showing up late to everything. Take care of your physical appearance and don't be really antisocial (introverts obvs fine as I'm one but if you're really quiet and don't have any friends, you appear undesirable by others and awkward). Confidence is very attractive too. Not expecting a James Bond but having an opinion and being yourself show you have the self esteem to not bow down to society's pressures and norms. And be sweet and gentlemanly but don't overdo it acting old fashioned just hold the door for them etc.
Its a deeply rooted PsYcHoLoGiCaL instinct all humans have; similarly, when anxious people often put their hands on their neck, which is an instinct based around covering the most important artery in your body.
JordyLostHerCoolXD he said that it doesn't always mean interest, and what if it was in an air conditioned room? Not to mention increased heart rates would increase body temperature, which means unless the guy is terrifying then it's a positive response from excitement
Hand her something or ask her to hold something. Maybe even say you can read palms. say she has hair or something on her face and when she tries to get it say that she missed it and you 'get it' yourself. Walk behind her in an enclosed area and touch her lower back or stand behind her in a line and raise your hand up as if you're about to scratch your face but 'accidentally' touched her back.
welcome to the party we have (insert perferd snack here) and (insert perferd drink here) and if you lucky, you mayby meet some friends... that you will mayby never see but may talk to... trust me, i have no life and could be called a "social experiment" xD
There's this girl I work with, and she's one of the only people I've ever met that has so much in common with me. She's super sweet, cute, funny, and compassionate. We have so much shit in common, from politics to music, from TV shows to food. I really want to ask her out, but at the same time, I literally met her like 2 weeks ago, and I don't wanna come off as rushy, but like if I wait too long I'm gonna miss my shot. I'm gonna ask her out in a couple weeks, just to give me some more time to talk to her & get to know her. When I started working there, I was always the one to start the conversation to her, but now that telling by her body language and the fact that she's the one to start conversation, I feel like she's genuinely interested, but obviously I could be misreading things (wouldn't be the first time). Gonna ask her out in 2 weeks I'll update when I do
Ok, but she keep hanging out with this guy that mostly hang out with other girls too. Sometime they're alone but sometime they're in a group. So does that mean she likes him?
After honestly watching most of these videos, I built up my courage and I asked her out. I did it. She said yes. I honestly couldn't believe it at first and thought she was playing me. She wasn't and we're going out next week. Thanks dude. You made it happen...
The Peachgrove Same... at least I think because she shows more than half of these sometimes but she knows that I like her because I thought I could trust my friends friend but he told her and if she liked me she would probably tell me
Just be yourself.If she doesn’t like who you are, don’t pretend to be the person she’ll like because you can’t pretend to be somebody forever.Lots of people thinks that being sporty and having a six pack is one of the main key to get your crush to like you but it doesn’t really matter,if you’re doing sports but you’re not yourself, stop.If you want to know if she truly likes you,she has to like you for who you are,make her laugh,make her smile but never fake from who you are because one day the person who you really are will catch up.
Wow, all things my crush does. Gonna ask her out. Wish me luck dudes! MEGA UPDATE- we have been dating for 9 months. I have plans for the future......😉 also thanks for the support my fam. Means a lot to know there is so much positivity!
I remember 3 years back going to these kind of videos to know if women i was in love with also feel the same. Sitting in canteen on work hour so that i can have glance of her having coffee. Try to be around the places where i know she hangs out, in and outside the office. I know she knew that i like her and i saw her looking at me too, even heard her calling my name once. But, it was all in my head sadly. It took me months to track her on fb since i only know her first name which was way common. Never have i ever been so passionate about anything in my life. So after year i said 'hi' to her and boom she blocked me and still continued to tease me or rather say try to implant seed of hope in me so that i might end up doing something stupid and she can brag about how she have lovers here and there. It took me year's of depression and emotional breakdown and slap of reality check that i was just nothing more than hot topic to talk about with friends. She never loved me she just loves the attention that i gave her. It hurts like hell to know that someone you love going to mock ur emotions like that. I quit the job, everyone asked and i start giving stupid excuses only i know the real reason .I remember seeing her on last day like it was yesterday damn what powerful emotion is love. So this how it ends for me and i wish it don't end the same for all the lovebirds in here. But, never love anything to this extant that you will loss you're self in the process.
The Jin you loved her beauty you really didn't love her truly for who she is, it was her appearance that you liked not her personality! think about it this way it's is less painful
I have a crush on this one girl and I sit right next to her in math and it's so embarrassing and stuff because everyone in my grade hates me including her
So you want your crush to not notice. How do you think anything will happen between you and him if you don't show to him that you like him? This is one of the worst things you can do to a guy and to yourself. If the guy is even slightly shy, even if he does like you, if you seem like you don't like him, chances are he will eventualy act the same way, then find another girl and move on with his life. Having your crush know you like them (with these subtle and descrete moves) is very important. Unless of course he already has a gf. In this case find someone else.
How i met my gf is when I was in the park with my sisters which they are 5 and 4 cause i love my sisters so my gf was kind of interested that I took care of my sisters a lot and she sat next to me than told me you are a good big brother... I said thank you... Thannn I leftvwith my sister and she kept staring at me while i was walking to my sisters for them to eat lunch... Than she said can she have some too i gave her some and she told me did you always like girls... I said i like to make friends with all sorts of people than she told me what about a girl friend... I was like (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thank she was like you like me don't you I said a little than she kissed me on my cheek than she told me to hold her hand and we walked down to the store with my sisters and my "new" gf
One time my crush let me borrow his socks and at the end of the night when I went to give them back, he told me to keep them. Then as I tucked my hair behind my ear I replied saying “thanks Ill keep them as a souvenir.” He just awkwardly laughed and said ok. If she says weird shit like this she might like you😁😂😭. Never again.
Hi we started seeing each other, had sex, got married, got pregnant, settled down in a nice house in the suburbs, worked the 9-5 to support the baby, had 2 more kids, became grandparents - does this mean she likes me? cheers
So I am an idiot for not knowing when someone is looking at my lips. So I am guessing you always know when someone is looking at your lips. You probably also think Bill Clinton did 9/11.
Have any of you got 10/10 of these and she's single and you tell your best friend and they encourage you then tomorrow you ask her and she says that she really does like you but she's already dating your so called "best friend"
As a girl, I watched this video to see if it's really true. So I've liked someone for 2 years now, and I'll help out any guys out there who don't know if this is true or not. Not all girls are the same but it might help! 1.) I do this all the time! 2.)I don't know, but my best friend tells me my eyes are bigger around him, so :) 3.) i don't usually talk to him, but when I do, this is true because all my attention is just on him :) 4.)Again, all the time! 5.)I look at his lips, not for long though, don't wanna get caught xD, I do touch my lips around him too, but not that much. 6.)All the time xD 7.)I talk about him with my friends, but not around him. I don't think any girl/guy talks about someone around them xD 8.)Little brush on the arm in the hallways here, slight leg touching when we're together, I do that. xD 9.)I stutter sometimes, don't know if that helps. 10.) I always sit near him at lunchtime, :) If my crush found this video I think I'm done for lmao
Yes ma'am* jeez why don't you believe me? I'm female, I have a vagina, Satan gives me a gift everyone month, and in the winter I don't shave as much cause I wear pants. There happy?
As a guy, it's good to make it super obvious bc if you haven't noticed, us guys are dumb as shit and depending on the type of guy, would just assume you're being friendly and nothing more.
I spent a whole school year building courage to ask ou t my crush I asked her in a 3 paragraph text telling her why and when I liked her she hadn't texted back and it's been 2 moths Also it says read
I was building the courage to ask out the girl I like and then turns out my ex best friend asked her out and now they broke up and now I think she likes me
