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[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) 

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@lockpickinglawyer
@lockpickinglawyer 4 года назад
Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EhuNRWskgNQ.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m-tKnjFwleU.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Joed0P3hhbc.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TRozAbaKs9M.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k9VewWKfH_0.html
@gabrielgrey2253
@gabrielgrey2253 4 года назад
Actual Factual Madman.
@OneIroNauT_1
@OneIroNauT_1 4 года назад
This was Hilarious. I loved it. Great way to start the day.
@irispettson
@irispettson 4 года назад
The video about your wife's beaver is fantastic.
@lzmj84
@lzmj84 4 года назад
What other video was it when your wife said “ this is why I don’t show my friends your videos” lol
@chadslivestreamingreviews7733
@chadslivestreamingreviews7733 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@sirpancreasjr3362
@sirpancreasjr3362 4 года назад
“Now you need to understand. Just because I got in her back door, doesn’t mean her new boyfriend can too.” I’m gonna have a stroke
@RachelShauna
@RachelShauna 4 года назад
so is her ex- boyfriend :/
@InferDevyaty
@InferDevyaty 4 года назад
@@chironchangnoi bames nonds havin a stronk, call a bondulance
@jacquemaher1589
@jacquemaher1589 4 года назад
Im not gonna have a stroke....I cant reach it!!
@joshwoodphotography
@joshwoodphotography 4 года назад
You have a great sense of humor. More like this please. Lol
@chironchangnoi
@chironchangnoi 4 года назад
@@InferDevyaty I don't bonderstand, explains pond.
@christopherridge3900
@christopherridge3900 3 года назад
All jokes aside, this dude just broke into your house in less than a minute and you will never know.
@PerMejdal
@PerMejdal 3 года назад
You know because the key hole is clean.
@texon7631
@texon7631 3 года назад
1 minute no, 20 seconds, 5 lubricant 15 picking
@rocketsmall4547
@rocketsmall4547 3 года назад
who are you and how did u get in here? im a locksmith and im a locksmith
@jaminbenjensen
@jaminbenjensen 3 года назад
And he got into your girlfriend's backdoor
@alfarizqijustin9881
@alfarizqijustin9881 3 года назад
true
@adesented
@adesented 2 года назад
the way that an innocent child would find no discrepancy with this video is remarkable, well done
@Creativestname
@Creativestname Год назад
never let them know
@Delos_Shoe
@Delos_Shoe Год назад
They'll read the comments 💀
@tago3860
@tago3860 Год назад
when i first saw it i took it literally lmao
@Bjoviii
@Bjoviii Год назад
My dirty mind was turned off lol. I only caught on when he said "I need to put on some rubber for protection"
@raven06010
@raven06010 Год назад
@@Bjoviii me too and now i cant stop laughing, please send help i might have mere days before i die
@Maske4
@Maske4 2 года назад
I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door
@CluelessMJ420
@CluelessMJ420 2 года назад
And once it goes off camera "Your turn sweetie"
@bemysugardaddy596
@bemysugardaddy596 Год назад
Instantly recognized the eyes from your profile picture. Good times :)
@SirRorschachJack
@SirRorschachJack Год назад
i can picture this and its so hilarious lol
@skullmax3595
@skullmax3595 Год назад
@@bemysugardaddy596 can you explain what it is? Just curious
@bemysugardaddy596
@bemysugardaddy596 Год назад
@@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.
@doggowantssauce
@doggowantssauce 3 года назад
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: Someone uploads a really nasty video on p*hub, but talks professionally about lockpicking, no doublespeak
@peterlustig6588
@peterlustig6588 3 года назад
John Smith you can find all online
@maciejmanna9246
@maciejmanna9246 3 года назад
"Lets see what the tool me and bosnianbill made can do in here. First one is loose, second one is binding,... I hear a silent click out of a third one..."
@fishingfan1500
@fishingfan1500 3 года назад
Dude you don’t have to censor punhub 😂
@motorman1700
@motorman1700 3 года назад
He's already got the lube! LOL
@N.Nocturne
@N.Nocturne 3 года назад
@John Smith *rule 34 intensifies*
@cosmiccoruption5145
@cosmiccoruption5145 2 года назад
Imagine laying in bed and hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" from outside your house
@iamlittlepon9548
@iamlittlepon9548 2 года назад
...no thank you
@Drago_Whooves
@Drago_Whooves 2 года назад
could be worse, you could be in your bed in the ISS and hear it coming from the airlock
@Drago_Whooves
@Drago_Whooves 2 года назад
@xTDx kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie
@shanecateriny4359
@shanecateriny4359 2 года назад
No worries. I’ll navy’s seal their ass
@funnymeme1847
@funnymeme1847 2 года назад
@@shanecateriny4359 mhm sure thing buddy
@vichuvishwa8141
@vichuvishwa8141 2 года назад
"Here is a picture of her backdoor." Shows an actual door. We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
@eemesstee1686
@eemesstee1686 2 года назад
wdym hes only talking about doors
@SangreFriasBack
@SangreFriasBack Год назад
Smeckledorfed
@heathb4319
@heathb4319 Год назад
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@zach11241
@zach11241 Год назад
We’ve been made the.... butt of the joke.
@GreaseBIizzard
@GreaseBIizzard Год назад
We've been smeckledorfed!
@teminus1
@teminus1 2 года назад
I'm ready for the april fools video where he just takes an hour trying to unpick a master lock as the tools get more are more rediculous
@yamimarus3550
@yamimarus3550 2 года назад
that would need a lot of takes just to not accidentally unlock it with said tools lol
@rowanedmunds7574
@rowanedmunds7574 2 года назад
If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with Lego toys, Twigs, Coat hangers, paperclips, bicycle wheels, toothbrush, fridge magnet, a can, a piece of paper/card, thermite, toothpick, hammer, wrench, his bare hands, an assault rifle, explosives, a battery, and some floss. (FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which) He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?" I think this video basically already exists
@rowanedmunds7574
@rowanedmunds7574 Год назад
@@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.
@Ghauster
@Ghauster Год назад
@@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.
@CiaranMaxwell
@CiaranMaxwell Год назад
@@rowanedmunds7574 You missed the Christmas tree ornament.
@jetfire245
@jetfire245 4 года назад
"while her boyfriends at work, she asked me if I could come over and loosen things up"
@sand2358
@sand2358 4 года назад
"I of course agreed, so long as I could get it on video and share it on this channel."
@theactualdarthvader
@theactualdarthvader 4 года назад
Gregory Boyle 😂😂
@jaydosau9018
@jaydosau9018 4 года назад
I need to put on some rubber for my own protection LMAOOOO 2:36
@adamrodgers9175
@adamrodgers9175 4 года назад
Going through the back door. 😆 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
@adamrodgers9175
@adamrodgers9175 4 года назад
Gregory Boyle fuck. Didn't realize this was April 1 😆😆😆
@water2954
@water2954 4 года назад
plot twist he was actually just breaking into someone’s house
@penguinsquire2085
@penguinsquire2085 4 года назад
Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.
@manuelcruz7454
@manuelcruz7454 4 года назад
Jaja what the hell 😂
@Voldrim359
@Voldrim359 4 года назад
Finally he did it, hahahaha, so many videos of lockpicking and then he does it
@water2954
@water2954 4 года назад
Sergio Gabriel Stricker hahaha
@hammer313
@hammer313 4 года назад
@@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.
@tazmun
@tazmun 2 года назад
Imagine what the cops would think about a burglar who cleaned his locks first!
@millanferende6723
@millanferende6723 2 года назад
You can make an identity out of it. "The lock clean burglar". Who robs your house but leaves locks in better condition than he found them.
@ineedpineapples
@ineedpineapples Год назад
@@millanferende6723 well, aside from all of the stuff they stole 😂
@tryingtodogood
@tryingtodogood Год назад
@@ineedpineapples will he also cleaned the house out of house
@theYoutubeHandle
@theYoutubeHandle Год назад
obviously, the burgler had been watching lock picking lawyer.
@fakeriwnl
@fakeriwnl Год назад
Gotta respect the work, I'd let him have that. He deserved it
@AlienSensei
@AlienSensei Год назад
You know what I appreciate way more than a good April's Fools joke? A series of well executed suggestive jokes.
@whateverthisis389
@whateverthisis389 Год назад
The suggestive jokes *are* the April fools, and I love it
@GT-mn3bx
@GT-mn3bx 8 месяцев назад
I just saw this and everything is a sexual comment. Hilarious.
@hebenus6915
@hebenus6915 3 года назад
“While her boyfriend’s at work, she asked me to come over and loosen things up.”
@hamida185
@hamida185 3 года назад
"While"
@senecamusic3891
@senecamusic3891 3 года назад
The part where he said "Let's see if we can get in her backdoor without breaking anything" cracked me up lmao
@hebenus6915
@hebenus6915 3 года назад
Hamid A My bad, autocorrect.
@ninjahaz0180
@ninjahaz0180 3 года назад
svgarbee read it as he said it, nice.
@MissRadi0active
@MissRadi0active 3 года назад
@Ali K. And be generous with lube
@ralfsstuff
@ralfsstuff 4 года назад
I thought the joke would be about breaking into his exgirlfriend's house. What I didn't expect was the amount of sexual innuendo...
@user-nf6ni6ue5b
@user-nf6ni6ue5b 4 года назад
What sexual innuendo?
@conformistbastard9842
@conformistbastard9842 4 года назад
You must have missed last years when he got into his wifes beaver
@michaelsinger5851
@michaelsinger5851 4 года назад
RalfsStuff it’s a two wipe job
@ivegotgzus
@ivegotgzus 4 года назад
@@conformistbastard9842 Don't forget the year before that where he showed us how he works with his coq
@validkarma3550
@validkarma3550 4 года назад
Yah they way he said everything was sexual
@leojei
@leojei Год назад
I don’t understand how LPL keep his straight face when saying “just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her bf will be able to as well.”
@redacted2766
@redacted2766 11 месяцев назад
No, he kept a steady voice. He was probably grinniŋ ear to ear þe whole time. I know I would be
@tohopes
@tohopes 7 месяцев назад
​@@redacted2766why do you write with Viking runes?
@redacted2766
@redacted2766 7 месяцев назад
@@tohopes Why don't you?
@N8SANZ
@N8SANZ Год назад
Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣
@marcelltoth1996
@marcelltoth1996 Год назад
You forgot the best part: “but i’m actually glad to find it this way”
@RealistikDash
@RealistikDash 4 года назад
"I'm gonna wear a rubber for my own protection" That is gold, sir.
@sirgalahad1470
@sirgalahad1470 4 года назад
"Before entering her back door" ;-)
@SF-li9kh
@SF-li9kh 4 года назад
This video was full of puns from the beginning to the end
@JackVermicelli
@JackVermicelli 4 года назад
He said "some rubber," not "a rubber."
@vinvin9577
@vinvin9577 4 года назад
Don’t forget about the lube
@veteranghost4710
@veteranghost4710 4 года назад
Oh boy I didn't understand this one untill now, not being english doesn't help in this videos
@TrippyDuels10
@TrippyDuels10 4 года назад
“Just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her boyfriend will”
@scrublord3376
@scrublord3376 4 года назад
The Watchmaker r/whooosh
@soociesoocie
@soociesoocie 4 года назад
@@scrublord3376 lol what
@Spherehead123
@Spherehead123 4 года назад
@@scrublord3376 Yikes
@Raulz
@Raulz 4 года назад
@@scrublord3376 Ouch my guy. Dio says - _Why are you like this?_
@Mr_Makina
@Mr_Makina 4 года назад
@@scrublord3376 👊👊BASH👊👊 👊👊THE👊👊 👊👊REDDITOR👊👊
@garycook5125
@garycook5125 2 года назад
This one made my chest hurt. I was oblivious until you put the gloves on. I watched a second time with my wife. She was just shaking her head while I thought I was dying, from laughing so hard. You're a good person for loosening her backdoor up (for her boyfriend), while he's at work.
@popswithpops8994
@popswithpops8994 2 года назад
As funny as it was, it’s good to see you’re still in good spirits admitting that the current boyfriends “key” is bigger than yours..!! 😂
@Brandelwyn
@Brandelwyn 2 года назад
Its not the size of the wand that matters but the magic it makes
@oliviersavard8676
@oliviersavard8676 2 года назад
well he did talk about his tiny coq
@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
What good is a bigger key if you can’t even unlock her doors
@heathb4319
@heathb4319 Год назад
Check out his Tiny Coq april fools joke from 5 years ago.
@ravensquote7206
@ravensquote7206 8 месяцев назад
It's not the size of the pick, it's how you wiggle it around.
@arkrose845
@arkrose845 4 года назад
“This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we’re breaking into my ex girlfriends house and getting my ps4 back”
@arkrose845
@arkrose845 4 года назад
oh shit this comment was before i watched the full video LMFAOO
@TrueFlameslinger
@TrueFlameslinger 4 года назад
@@arkrose845 definitely gettin SOMETHING back!
@nytmare178
@nytmare178 4 года назад
Ps4 is bad pc ftw
@brothersofthewolves
@brothersofthewolves 4 года назад
r/woooosh
@nytmare178
@nytmare178 4 года назад
@@brothersofthewolves r/im14andthisiswoosh
@WavyFBaby
@WavyFBaby 4 года назад
“Her new boyfriend is apparently having troubling getting in her back door. It’s really tight and she told him to stop trying because all he was doing was pushing really hard and she was afraid something would break. But she remembered that when we were dating, I used to go in through her back door all the time...” This is most hilarious thing I have ever heard on this channel. Remember folks, always lock your back door. Always lmao.
@rysea9855
@rysea9855 4 года назад
Don't we all love some dirty jokes
@thiesenf
@thiesenf 4 года назад
Biggus Buttus Pluggus Insertius alwaysius...
@captainobvious8544
@captainobvious8544 4 года назад
Mixtli Escobedo I literally thought at first he was trying to make a joke and I started laughing when he said “I need to put on rubber for my own protection”🤣😂
@WavyFBaby
@WavyFBaby 4 года назад
Captain Obvious yeah this whole video was hilarious lol.
@WavyFBaby
@WavyFBaby 4 года назад
Matthew Menotti u gotta wipe the residue lol
@janedagger
@janedagger Год назад
I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir
@TheRealMycanthrope
@TheRealMycanthrope Год назад
I assumed "ex-girlfriend" was a cute way to say "wife" and he was just gonna pick the lock to his own house, but this was so much funnier
@basocheir
@basocheir 7 месяцев назад
so you are suggesting his wife has a boyfriend?
@acommenter
@acommenter 6 месяцев назад
Mrs LPL is more into destructive entry. The back door would have just been smashed.
@meowis526
@meowis526 4 месяца назад
​@@basocheiryeah her husband
@dfvdf2457
@dfvdf2457 2 месяца назад
Look the video again, maybe you will find other things fitting the story 😂
@jackstgapa7168
@jackstgapa7168 4 года назад
The fact that he opened that door quicker with his tools than I can with the right key is frightening
@marklast865
@marklast865 4 года назад
fitting picture for that comment
@jackstgapa7168
@jackstgapa7168 4 года назад
Mark Last 6 years later this profile pic finally pays off
@xxx9edgelord6xxx81
@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 4 года назад
@@jackstgapa7168 Better late than never lol
@geitekop507
@geitekop507 4 года назад
@@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 better Nate than lever
@styxscorpion4541
@styxscorpion4541 4 года назад
Ikr he opened it in like 5 seconds that a bit scary to know it can be that fast
@DeadAtrocity
@DeadAtrocity 4 года назад
I was like "haha pretending to break into his ex girlfriend's house, funny April fools joke." Boy was I wrong
@christopherwiley5859
@christopherwiley5859 4 года назад
But you were also right.
@oneyear6505
@oneyear6505 4 года назад
I thought the same but boyy was I wrong
@ftcgaming4651
@ftcgaming4651 4 года назад
I thought boy was I wrong and boy was I right...
@nicholasgeere5125
@nicholasgeere5125 4 года назад
Anal sex joke
@I.M.N.L
@I.M.N.L 4 года назад
DeadAtrocity same yooooo
@The_Mythical_Potato
@The_Mythical_Potato Год назад
He knew what he was saying, every sentence, every word. The fact that he managed to do this all in one take without laughing is pretty impressive 😆
@samcorbett8783
@samcorbett8783 Год назад
Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house" Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!
@arthur822
@arthur822 4 года назад
Observe, as he puts a punchline in every single one of his sentences.
@SJohann
@SJohann 4 года назад
These are called innuendos.
@malkeus6487
@malkeus6487 4 года назад
@@SJohann I think this had more 'double entendre' than innuendo. He did use both, though.
@lemon9.9
@lemon9.9 4 года назад
That was the whole point of the video
@I_Cypher
@I_Cypher 4 года назад
Haravata Johann he didn’t go inherwendo, he went though her back door.
@sajidmahmood7116
@sajidmahmood7116 4 года назад
@@I_Cypher that was a good one😂
@raynebc
@raynebc 4 года назад
I drastically underestimated the amount of innuendo that would be present.
@xXRealXx
@xXRealXx 4 года назад
Sorry, I don't speak Latin
@jamesbizs
@jamesbizs 4 года назад
Or double entendres
@T33K3SS3LCH3N
@T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 года назад
You must have missed LPL's last two aprils' fools :D
@nivekakninblarg8076
@nivekakninblarg8076 4 года назад
I don't speak lockpicking.
@cloroxbleach2394
@cloroxbleach2394 4 года назад
Try listening to it with your eyes closed
@Demonskunk
@Demonskunk Год назад
What a generous guy, loosening up that back door like that and asking for nothing in return. Even cleaned it up.
@samlund4410
@samlund4410 3 месяца назад
Still the best April Fools video you've done
@drz400smguypessel9
@drz400smguypessel9 4 года назад
My wife’s listening at the table and she had to get up and come see what I was watching 😂😂😂
@BrowncoatInABox
@BrowncoatInABox 4 года назад
I hope she was disappointed that it was just a lock picking video
@bilalsuslu2217
@bilalsuslu2217 4 года назад
@@BrowncoatInABox lmao
@koolkidwithathsma8705
@koolkidwithathsma8705 4 года назад
Simp
@koolkidwithathsma8705
@koolkidwithathsma8705 4 года назад
@Eric VandenAvond your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer
@Soulixer
@Soulixer 4 года назад
Simp means “a silly or foolish person” according to google.
@KiwiMan5S5
@KiwiMan5S5 4 года назад
There’s is no way he did this with a straight face
@redakaminekloc5167
@redakaminekloc5167 4 года назад
He didn't do it with a gay face either
@KiwiMan5S5
@KiwiMan5S5 3 года назад
Also I’m not editing it to say thanks for liking it
@aurboda
@aurboda 3 года назад
@@KiwiMan5S5 like withdrawn for saying that
@KiwiMan5S5
@KiwiMan5S5 3 года назад
Abdullah Rauf why
@greenspartanligado
@greenspartanligado 3 года назад
@@KiwiMan5S5 you are a legend, i applaud you for not making an edit
@heathb4319
@heathb4319 Год назад
As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all. The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out. :)
@nukenet1
@nukenet1 2 года назад
I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.
@gainesmiller
@gainesmiller 4 года назад
children watching this: “this is boring” me: say back door again. please
@asdfjklasdfjkl6780
@asdfjklasdfjkl6780 3 года назад
Lol 2nd comment after 5 months with 2.1k likes
@TheZaketsu
@TheZaketsu 3 года назад
3rd 2.4k likes
@gainesmiller
@gainesmiller 3 года назад
Ulysses Martins 4th
@nolansprojects2840
@nolansprojects2840 4 года назад
I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock
@aygmcmoofin7765
@aygmcmoofin7765 4 года назад
Probably far fewer than we'd imagine
@firefly618
@firefly618 4 года назад
That's a professional we're talking about here.
@ChazCarnage
@ChazCarnage 4 года назад
@@aygmcmoofin7765 or far more
@alexsomeing8192
@alexsomeing8192 4 года назад
He had whole year for this.
@Starkl3t
@Starkl3t 4 года назад
It’s how his mind always works
@ShockingPikachu
@ShockingPikachu 2 года назад
I was laughing then I saw how quick he unlocked it and now I’m more scared of this man than I was before 😂
@supersophisticated9943
@supersophisticated9943 Год назад
I find it incredible that these steps work for picking locks, having bedroom pleasures, and kidnapping someone without leaving a trace.
@unknownyoutuber466
@unknownyoutuber466 3 года назад
When you want to be in inappropriate, but you don’t want to get demonitized.
@d3lm119
@d3lm119 3 года назад
I am the 420 likes
@no-qm4ug
@no-qm4ug 3 года назад
ᵉⁿᵍˡⁱˢʰ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʷᵉⁱʳᵈ ˡᵃᵘⁿᵍᵘᵃᵍᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵘ
@izopelex9703
@izopelex9703 3 года назад
I wonder how many people noticed the second in
@skazaivideo
@skazaivideo 3 года назад
Who are you again?
@thenewstanza9069
@thenewstanza9069 3 года назад
In in in inappropriate
@lauchieohearn6509
@lauchieohearn6509 4 года назад
“My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.” D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!
@Sir_Tiles
@Sir_Tiles 3 года назад
You got 1k likes btw
@underscoregavin7
@underscoregavin7 3 года назад
And 2 replies
@canadiannobody2533
@canadiannobody2533 3 года назад
@@underscoregavin7 3 replies **
@gavin4846
@gavin4846 3 года назад
@@underscoregavin7 same name
@Boomya137
@Boomya137 3 года назад
Any part of this video can be taken out of context
@Jixxor
@Jixxor 2 года назад
Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.
@RoseAbrams
@RoseAbrams 10 месяцев назад
I think the problem her new boyfriend was experiencing was due to skill but also equipment. Going in through any back door (or any opening for that matter) requires proper equipment - her new boyfriend probably believes that size and quality doesn't make any difference, but that's really just an excuse for lacking proper equipment. I'm glad LPL could come in to solve that. It's not just about size though, it's also about what you do with it - I can definitely tell that LPL is very experienced by going in her back door which is why he does it so easily and confidently, and there's really no replacement for skill and knowledge.
@aidana598
@aidana598 4 года назад
“I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way* .
@Seventhsu
@Seventhsu 4 года назад
Grenaidan Heheh 69th likes
@aidana598
@aidana598 4 года назад
Ali A. Nice
@michaelsinger5851
@michaelsinger5851 4 года назад
Grenaidan it’s a two wipe job
@ixcapncrunchxi492
@ixcapncrunchxi492 4 года назад
👀
@aidana598
@aidana598 4 года назад
michael singer I wonder if the next is gonna be a three wipe job
@George-jy7op
@George-jy7op 2 года назад
BEST play by play commentary ever!!! 👌 I love that you keep the same tone of voice throughout.
@Platinscar
@Platinscar 8 месяцев назад
Alternative title: how to enter your girlfriends back door properly
@elderwolves
@elderwolves 3 года назад
"It's looser than it was when we were dating." Good sir-- murder is highly illegal.
@Castorxd635
@Castorxd635 3 года назад
He surely knows. He's the LockPickingLAWYER, after all. And still went for it, which makes it more insane LMAO. 🤣🤣
@charalambostsiali994
@charalambostsiali994 3 года назад
i mean... who's gonna stop him? prison locks?
@ahmadbani1452
@ahmadbani1452 3 года назад
@@charalambostsiali994 lmao
@realperson9951
@realperson9951 3 года назад
@@charalambostsiali994 in the scp containment chamber.
@jedidiahbaker2398
@jedidiahbaker2398 3 года назад
Murder is definitely a two wipe job.
@urielsalas9265
@urielsalas9265 4 года назад
"Her backdoor is far dirtier than it ever used to be, back when we were dating. It seems to have been neglected very badly, but I'm actually glad to find it this way" Absolute madlad.
@streax8885
@streax8885 4 года назад
@Jason H you mean *your backdoor*
@johng3858
@johng3858 4 года назад
“In fact it looks looser than when we were dating” 😂😂😂😂
@nono_ct200
@nono_ct200 4 года назад
Just got it Thank you !
@ctrl.s3565
@ctrl.s3565 4 года назад
just apply a generous amount of lube, then put the rubber on for your own safety
@vanrex7682
@vanrex7682 Год назад
This made me just realize that it’s a serious risk to date someone who picks locks for a living 😂
@bonk3696
@bonk3696 2 года назад
I can only imagine how much he must be smiling while thinking of the script and also saying it
@Rysiej10
@Rysiej10 3 года назад
“Rubber for my own protection” Bru this man.....
@ExplosivesLaboratory
@ExplosivesLaboratory 3 года назад
This dude got me dying over here…
@markallieu7097
@markallieu7097 3 года назад
Best Lawyer
@ChrisParayno
@ChrisParayno 3 года назад
No clicks needed😂
@motazfawzi2504
@motazfawzi2504 3 года назад
After applying a generous amount of lube
@Daniel-fz6iz
@Daniel-fz6iz 3 года назад
So selfish, it's also for HER protection!
@dankemusico5878
@dankemusico5878 4 года назад
“Frankly it looks looser than it was when we were dating”
@shuyotirah9132
@shuyotirah9132 4 года назад
I had no idea why i let out a big sigh on this sentence
@The301stt
@The301stt 4 года назад
Wow
@SisyphusJP
@SisyphusJP 4 года назад
Haha!
@subd1vee380
@subd1vee380 4 года назад
@@shuyotirah9132 Trueee
@johnnypetro9314
@johnnypetro9314 7 месяцев назад
My innocence is gone. I'll never think of the LPL the same way.
@bahrss
@bahrss 3 месяца назад
This video gets only better every year! Watched it in 2022, 2023. Greetings from 4/1/2024 now!
@Tall_Pauly
@Tall_Pauly 4 года назад
LPL: "Today we are going to be getting into my ex girlfriend's back door" RU-vid Demonitizer: "You're treading on *THIN* ice buddy!"
@redneckgearheadgarage495
@redneckgearheadgarage495 4 года назад
And he's penetrated some of the most secure equipment out there.
@naimakka1949
@naimakka1949 4 года назад
isn't it ironic how you spelled thin with letters bigger then usual
@relaxationmusicsanctuary3664
@relaxationmusicsanctuary3664 4 года назад
LOL
@gking08
@gking08 4 года назад
Trending on thin ice
@timmypena241
@timmypena241 4 года назад
and he used to penetrate his ex, ba-Zing
@AnyoneCanSee
@AnyoneCanSee 3 года назад
I now see this guy's personality in a completely different light.
@Nomadic-
@Nomadic- 3 года назад
My thoughts exactly. And I love it, I think I’ll be a regular watcher now!
@jamesmihalcik1310
@jamesmihalcik1310 3 года назад
Its always the quite ones :) This guy is brilliant on so many levels! Always informative and diabolically precise.
@hiiambarney4489
@hiiambarney4489 3 года назад
How he is in private vs on videos
@Kimoto504
@Kimoto504 3 года назад
Yeah, he's "normal" like 99.9% of everybody else in a given culture...
@turkey4957
@turkey4957 3 года назад
LMAO
@JoshHarrisPhotography
@JoshHarrisPhotography Год назад
I want to share this with everyone I know, but you have to binge watch his other videos to truly appreciate it.
@internetstealers2731
@internetstealers2731 2 года назад
The fact he updated the description for the new April Fools video is commitment to his format that he didnt even need to do. Amazing
@suetchingkong1796
@suetchingkong1796 3 года назад
Jokes aside he opened the thing in three seconds we live in fear of this man
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 3 года назад
LockPickingLawyer: Threat or Menace?
@eemeli7093
@eemeli7093 3 года назад
Next time someone gets doxxed this man is coming for you
@purplelemondoesstuff3044
@purplelemondoesstuff3044 3 года назад
@@Wertsir I want pictures of LockPickingLawyer!
@purplefood1
@purplefood1 3 года назад
@@Wertsir This is such a good comment.
@moosewastaken3893
@moosewastaken3893 3 года назад
They could have called him for la casa de papel to unlock the doors and get the robbers
@mastakush4272
@mastakush4272 3 года назад
I dont know if mrs. lock pick lawyer is gonna like this. Edit: can't believe I got 7500 likes!
@splosh2070
@splosh2070 3 года назад
I'm sure she gets her back door picked enough, she won't mind
@Gamer-ve9pt
@Gamer-ve9pt 3 года назад
@@splosh2070 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@_Beam
@_Beam 3 года назад
Isnt it lock picking lawyer
@gamezilla5641
@gamezilla5641 3 года назад
Well I don’t know if mrs. potato head is gonna like it either
@hakmedolarinde8183
@hakmedolarinde8183 3 года назад
Maybe a 3 person lock picking session if u know wat I'm saying
@WillFly4Food23
@WillFly4Food23 Год назад
Don't worry LPL I only last ten seconds on the backdoor as well.
@imikimi06
@imikimi06 Год назад
2:40 LockPickingLawyer goes in trial for breaking and attempted robbery LockPickingLawyer: If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit.
@egodreas
@egodreas 4 года назад
I suspect your ex-girlfriend is very disappointed with how fast you were.
@darthvaper4776
@darthvaper4776 4 года назад
That was legendary
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 4 года назад
Well he didn't finish quick, he just got in quick. As he said, he needs to work to loosen it up
@GaryNumeroUno
@GaryNumeroUno 4 года назад
And how fast he still is! 😂😂😂
@egodreas
@egodreas 4 года назад
And his pick is so tiny!
@phillipstai7204
@phillipstai7204 4 года назад
@@egodreas I think you mean precise. lol It's a common mistake.
@idrinkglu8683
@idrinkglu8683 4 года назад
The way he is talking makes you think he doesn't even realize what he is saying
@reii_uxu_
@reii_uxu_ 4 года назад
makes you want to go to orange tube
@silentstorm731
@silentstorm731 4 года назад
I didn’t realize either until the comments
@roryvonbrutt7302
@roryvonbrutt7302 4 года назад
REii .... RED TUBE
@satoshiogstronghandnakamot8879
@satoshiogstronghandnakamot8879 3 года назад
Dude knows EXACTLY how professional his voice sounds and is using it to be funny as fuck
@sharadindusaikia
@sharadindusaikia Год назад
Props to him for keeping his cool throughout the voiceover
@keblinskiwastaken
@keblinskiwastaken Год назад
Can imagine hes smiling through all the video
@macholuke8118
@macholuke8118 4 года назад
We live in a world where a man who sits at home and picks locks all day is still a comedic genius, I am truly grateful.
@yasirelec
@yasirelec 4 года назад
Although the comedy was mild, listening to him saying those things made it specially funny
@Brandon-cs8gw
@Brandon-cs8gw 4 года назад
@@yasirelec I was laughing through the whole video. In times like these. People need a little mild
@jeffwells641
@jeffwells641 4 года назад
@@yasirelec It's the deadpan delivery that really makes it hilarious.
@zackgeorgly5099
@zackgeorgly5099 3 года назад
Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.
@Necro_fury
@Necro_fury 3 года назад
I mean hes super clever to pick locks so well so hes probably got some wit with words too
@Ariverfish
@Ariverfish 4 года назад
Imagine going in bed with this guy and he says... "nice click on 1, click on 2, none on 3..."
@djer15
@djer15 4 года назад
"and lets try it one more time using a wafer jiggler"
@djer15
@djer15 4 года назад
or "that was very fast, lets try that one more time"
@citizen4602
@citizen4602 4 года назад
Click out of 4 and we are in
@fehmi35
@fehmi35 4 года назад
ahahha wtf
@mesnior4683
@mesnior4683 4 года назад
He be unlocking the g-spot
@joshuathomas512
@joshuathomas512 2 года назад
Yeah work in that backdoor, the boyfriend will appreciate it
@jacebrown3796
@jacebrown3796 2 года назад
This was much funnier than I thought it would be. Thank you so much LPL
@echo.316
@echo.316 4 года назад
“Just because I got in her back door doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well” *oof size: large*
@breadofbreads
@breadofbreads 4 года назад
Echo pp size smol
@klj2382
@klj2382 4 года назад
Usually have to be a pretty smooth talker to get in the back door. Maybe the new boyfriend isn’t quite up to the task.
@NihalBorkar45
@NihalBorkar45 4 года назад
I missed this pun. Thanks.
@tot1174
@tot1174 4 года назад
Cha cha real smooth
@TheKraiyick
@TheKraiyick 4 года назад
I thought that immediately when he said it too LMAO
@zush2305
@zush2305 2 года назад
Missed the opportunity to say: " now I am going to come inside".
@VeeOasis
@VeeOasis 2 года назад
Yep
@Saint_Wolf_
@Saint_Wolf_ 2 года назад
I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."
@everybodyisanidiot4553
@everybodyisanidiot4553 Год назад
Last frames should have been him going inside.
@Holtijaar
@Holtijaar Год назад
@@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.
@WebberAerialImaging
@WebberAerialImaging Год назад
Because it was an ex-girlfriend's back door, you should not come inside without permission.
@kennedymcgovern5413
@kennedymcgovern5413 Год назад
Hehehehehe..."Just because I got in her back door, doesn't mean the new boyfriend will. So I need to spend some time loosening it up." Wow
@animesmartass732
@animesmartass732 4 месяца назад
Honestly thought this was going to be a fake robbery video, ended up being even better...
@Lalondeist
@Lalondeist 3 года назад
No exaggeration, my asthmatic wife almost choked to death laughing.
@jz4163
@jz4163 3 года назад
I hope she's okay lmao
@dotnask0001
@dotnask0001 3 года назад
@@jz4163 Dont worry man he choked his way of having a wife a long time ago
@TheArchangel38401
@TheArchangel38401 3 года назад
I spent an hour wiping spewed beer off my screen? tell me about it..... LPL is the best....
@carbonrobin
@carbonrobin 3 года назад
Did you unlock her back door
@GloriousPM
@GloriousPM 3 года назад
I... don’t understand the joke could someone please explain it
@chromeb3367
@chromeb3367 Год назад
Oh man came back to rewatch this 3 year later the joke still hits
@NLvideomaster
@NLvideomaster Год назад
The dedication to your choice of words, amazing!
@leochen4891
@leochen4891 3 года назад
Being G and R rated at the same time.
@hoop6988
@hoop6988 3 года назад
Preach
@mikeenglish1397
@mikeenglish1397 3 года назад
Oh god I can't unhear this now
@normalnate3447
@normalnate3447 3 года назад
Being undeRrated in a comment
@Lime_Sherbert
@Lime_Sherbert 3 года назад
Mt. Lady 2.0
@bruzer8407
@bruzer8407 3 года назад
PG-17
@pcbroch
@pcbroch 4 года назад
Plot twist, after getting in and thinking "this doesn't feel right", he realized it was her new boyfriend's place...
@plamentsalinski6844
@plamentsalinski6844 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@SolidNitrox
@SolidNitrox 4 года назад
You win....
@tlshortyshorty5810
@tlshortyshorty5810 4 года назад
Amazing joke, Terrible imagery
@davidsypnicki8085
@davidsypnicki8085 4 года назад
😂
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 4 года назад
I know what you mean, someone calls you over to loosen a door but it turns out there are two doors. It's just part of the work, once you get some recognition people will continue to find new work for you and word of mouth will get you around as well.
@mike_insomnia
@mike_insomnia Год назад
man the entire video is just pure comedic gold, so good
@trillium.3.24
@trillium.3.24 2 месяца назад
Fabulous! Simply fabulous!
@kieran.grant_
@kieran.grant_ 3 года назад
I bet LPL makes weird lock references whenever he uses *real* dirty talk.
@charlesvitanza8867
@charlesvitanza8867 3 года назад
Click on 1, click on 2, 3 is binding.
@swisscheese3094
@swisscheese3094 3 года назад
I am sorry
@kieran.grant_
@kieran.grant_ 3 года назад
@@swisscheese3094 all is forgiven, but not forgotten.
@adammathieson1428
@adammathieson1428 3 года назад
"That's all I have for you today"
@vonzfoto
@vonzfoto 3 года назад
Damn girl. Let me rumble them tumblers.
@SidenoteChannel
@SidenoteChannel 4 года назад
instruction unclear, my tool is stuck in her backdoor. her boyfriend has brought a chainsaw to cut it off. send help.
@smuggen
@smuggen 4 года назад
O.o
@milamurry739
@milamurry739 4 года назад
Best comment ever. LOL
@yaykruser
@yaykruser 4 года назад
😂😂
@conardseviar537
@conardseviar537 4 года назад
Yikes
@soup5518
@soup5518 4 года назад
Ur..... tool 🥵
@jonfettsack6113
@jonfettsack6113 Год назад
i regularly come back to this
@bsvenss2
@bsvenss2 Год назад
Who doesn't? ;-)
@sheepdog401
@sheepdog401 3 месяца назад
This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever watched !!!
@thesilentspeaker7222
@thesilentspeaker7222 4 года назад
"How manny sex jokes can you put in a 4min video ??" LPL: "yes"
@rhabenic
@rhabenic 4 года назад
Lol
@oxiosophy
@oxiosophy 4 года назад
It's actually just a one continuous joke
@dittowithglasses9837
@dittowithglasses9837 4 года назад
@@oxiosophy no there were a lot, you're just too innocent
@johnvuillemot4805
@johnvuillemot4805 4 года назад
@@dittowithglasses9837 your*
@myotiswii
@myotiswii 4 года назад
@@johnvuillemot4805 *you're (you are) 'your' is used when referring to 'your backpack'
@J0Jellyy
@J0Jellyy 4 года назад
Anyone who disliked this just doesn’t have a sense of humor
@p_ecora6647
@p_ecora6647 4 года назад
Come on dude
@AnonStar
@AnonStar 4 года назад
I already thumbed up because of the video title
@zaldrich8435
@zaldrich8435 4 года назад
Or they just didn't find the video enjoyable.
@OriaXu
@OriaXu 4 года назад
Or does not get it..
@scotteyers8518
@scotteyers8518 2 года назад
Without context, this is an extremely professional guide to a nuanced problem. Good advice all around.
@szarmywarmy
@szarmywarmy Год назад
It took me a solid four seconds to realize that the entire video was sexual innuendo.
@richardtodd6843
@richardtodd6843 4 года назад
This time he's gone too far, not that he can be stopped.
@nevererothezero7893
@nevererothezero7893 4 года назад
When even Corona can't stop madmen
@a_random_person_
@a_random_person_ 4 года назад
What you gonna do to him? Lock him up? Ha!
@LanceMcGrew
@LanceMcGrew 4 года назад
I really thought LPL was more mature than this. (unsubscribed)
@richardtodd6843
@richardtodd6843 4 года назад
@@LanceMcGrew I'm assuming you weren't watching his videos a year ago.
@franklinlau2000
@franklinlau2000 4 года назад
@@nevererothezero7893 more like madlad
@MrSnowmanJoe
@MrSnowmanJoe 4 года назад
Me at first: Haha! He's breaking into his Ex's house. Me later: Oh no. Edit: This comment isn't even that funny. Why does it have 7.2k likes? Smh.
@lofiwackpainting7439
@lofiwackpainting7439 4 года назад
Hahaha same
@ipadair7345
@ipadair7345 4 года назад
MrSnowmanJoe oh yes
@Mike_Ehrmantraut.
@Mike_Ehrmantraut. 3 года назад
same bro haha
@Acornsgo
@Acornsgo 3 года назад
Yes
@remakethestars2683
@remakethestars2683 2 года назад
That was my exact reaction. Oh, someone's breaking into someone's house for an April Fool's joke! An ex-boyfriend - oh, no…
@fivepandas1
@fivepandas1 11 месяцев назад
Imagine a blind person watching this and they didn't see the April fools thing
@supersophisticated9943
@supersophisticated9943 Год назад
“This is the CuckoldingLawyer...”
@GinGreyMusicc
@GinGreyMusicc 3 года назад
"Frankly, it looks looser than it was back when we were dating." Me: *wait*
@yannikoloff7659
@yannikoloff7659 3 года назад
Yep, a whole video of this "wait" moments
@thedepression950
@thedepression950 3 года назад
Here we are. And i have to say my ex girlfriends back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be back when we were dating
@hainesdougherty2112
@hainesdougherty2112 3 года назад
Ooo it got tighter
@thedepression950
@thedepression950 3 года назад
@@hainesdougherty2112 nah. it got loosened by the time pass cause other people used it
@thedepression950
@thedepression950 3 года назад
@Funtime Florian you are welcome
@MrTmb64
@MrTmb64 4 года назад
I didn't expect this to have that many sexual innuendos... Now I'm scared to see what "manipulating my tiny *Coq* " is all about
@tylerblubaugh5549
@tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад
All his April 1st jokes are aqsome
@DerKatzeSonne
@DerKatzeSonne 4 года назад
Oh man, I seriously didn't get a single hint until I went down to the comment section 😂🤦🏼‍♂️ should go to sleep now.
@javelinf61
@javelinf61 4 года назад
You mean cock? As in the chicken?
@SmoothTurtle840
@SmoothTurtle840 4 года назад
CT-9877 Yes, it’s the French word for Rooster.
@hkk3656
@hkk3656 4 года назад
Same here!!!
@craigw1911
@craigw1911 2 года назад
I'm eagerly awaiting the 2022 edition of LPL's April 1 video!
@JohnSmithShields
@JohnSmithShields 2 года назад
Worth the wait.
@iss_rey5045
@iss_rey5045 Год назад
this is my favorite video from your channel, 10/10
@raqtty
@raqtty 3 года назад
How many sex jokes can you fit in one video? LockPickingLawyer: Yes
@fluffybuttproductions5532
@fluffybuttproductions5532 3 года назад
69 likes nice Edit: damnit
@ozgurdemirer2951
@ozgurdemirer2951 3 года назад
XD
@greenerdays
@greenerdays 3 года назад
LockPickingLawyer: Hold my beer.
@kirastephenson7510
@kirastephenson7510 3 года назад
Depends on how big your back door is, got to have the right amount or it just becomes excessive
@GooseCrack
@GooseCrack 3 года назад
@@fluffybuttproductions5532 696 likes nice
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