[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) 

Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EhuNRWskgNQ.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m-tKnjFwleU.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Joed0P3hhbc.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TRozAbaKs9M.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k9VewWKfH_0.html

He didn't waste even 1 sentence. It's just a punchline after punchline. And everything makes sense. This is peak comedy! Wow.

My wife said from the next room "WTF are you watching" when she heard this

I can't imagine him recording this without a big, stupid grin on his face.

"When my father took me inside and revealed that he too had an unusual Johnson" Bruh I laughed so loud i cant breathe 💀

3 years ago he had a tiny Coq and now he has an 18 inch Johnson. What a transformation.

it makes so much sense this guy is a lawyer because he's able to say the most ridiculous things while sounding completely logical and not breaking a damn sweat

60% of any joke is the delivery, and this man nails it perfectly. I wonder how many takes he had to do to avoid cracking up in the delivery.

LPL: This ... is a 18-inch Long Johnson. Mrs. LPL: DEAR GOD! LPL: There is more. Mrs. LPL: NO!

LPL continues to be the best part of April Fools' Day

I waited a whole year for this.

As far as I can tell this was done in one take (no splicing etc). That means he got through over 3 minutes stuffed with innuendo without his voice even cracking. Simply marvelous!

I started to get worried when he started to handle his fathers Johnson

After Mrs LPL is finished with LPL's 18 inch Johnson: "Lets try that again to make sure it wasn't a fluke".

Deaf people: That is a wierd lock but cool Blind people: Wtf!

Freud could write volumes about this guy.

I feel like LPL has a specific collection of locks with amusing names purely for the sake of April 1st. And bless him for it.

The fact that everything he’s saying makes sense is so much better

The fact he was able to do one take without laughing is impressive

You know what, There’s no way he did this with a straight face either

3 years later. Coming from the latest episode. This is gold!

Imagine working for years to create your perfect lock design for it just to become a “that’s what she said” joke

My Johnson does have one inexcusable flaw: it’s easily defeated with a jiggler attack

2:15 "I never imagined is get to handle one" that line really got me

Johnson Auto Lock Co: "oh hey, LPL is reviewing one of our locks! ok Mr Bigshot, let's see if you have what it takes to get past our product." LPL: "you ram the johnson in 6-8 inches" "put it in the rear" "my father's is even bigger and he let me handle it" Johnson Auto Lock Co: confusion and terror

You won't find this kind of quality content anywhere else.

How you even manage to say "18-inch johnson" without cracking up is beyond me

BUSTED! Awesome video, I had a good 4-5 minutes of laughing like I hadn't in a long time. Though I had to go back and see... indeed, at 2:20 I hear a lil chuckle! I'm still amazed at how well you kept it together for this video.

Perfect delivery as always xD

This is a top tier April Fools gag that I hope never ends. Can't wait to see what you come up with for Season 5.

How this man manages to keep a straight voice despite what I imagine is a shit eating grin on his face as he rapid fires these jokes out is beyond me.

2:54 i love he almost breaks character when he says johnson

The fact you were able to pull off something this long in one take without blowing it is amazing. You deserve an award, but all I have is a like button.

The real April fools joke was that his wife got interested in locks...

The fact that he can do this all in one take is nothing short of amazing. I’d be 3 words in and giggling like a school girl.

I love your channel. I been watching for years. It’s wild that you make thit exact same content. A lock, getting opened. With only your hands shown. And it’s still so entertaining. Your commentary with the simplicity of the video is what I love. With that being said. This is legitimate a comedic episode. Great work.

"Scream on 1, nothing on 2, a little bit of resistance on 3..."

I wonder if he writes these April Fool's scripts a year in advance and just recites them over and over through the year so he can just deadpan straight deliver these videos in a single take.

I'm writing this in the second week of march and I really just cannot wait for this month to be over, so that I can welcome April with big smiles and hearty laughs. Thanks for this series, LPL!

I've followed you on RU-vid for quite some time and this is the first time I've viewed this video. It took me almost 10 mins to wipe the tears from my eyes, I was laughing so hard.

Last year was getting in his ex-girlfriend back door This year is getting a bigger lock. I enjoy these April Fool videos.

LockPickingLawyer is the only man alive capable of pulling off a dong joke in any situation

Oh man this is incredible. I can’t believe I’m only just seeing this now 😂 RU-vid’s most underrated video 😂😂😂

I can't believe you did this in one take without cracking up at any point. This is incredible!

Imagine if this was the first video you saw, and weren’t aware of it being an April Fools parody. Perfect introduction.

props to your dad for still having a functional Johnson

this is the best innuendo anyone has ever done absolutely flawless

I love this. I hope they never stop coming on April 1st. Its the one thing i look forward to about April 1

From tiny Coq to an 18-inch long Johnson... someone has been clicking questionable ads, and it worked We've come a long way

I waited a year for this and it did not disappoint.

Omg the set up on this was amazing.. your done so well on this one

You delivered everything in such a calm and serious manner... while i lie in the corner unable to breath... Brilliant

Every word of this is so dirty and yet perfectly clean

God, I would kill to see the bloopers on these April Fools videos

Omg your so serious usually! I wasn't expecting to die of laughter today!

Bwahahaha! That was absolutely brilliant. The concept itself was very clever, but the delivery was just...mwah! Beautiful.

I am amazed that you managed to not even *sound* like you were smiling...

The real masterpiece is doing this in one take without bursting out laughing

Listening to your April 1st videos at work and trying to not laugh out loud! Well played sir!

Well done. Accurate commentary with just a hint of sarcasm and enough Double entendre to make this a great April 1st edition.

Recording this with a straight face is the real achievement here, hats off to this performance. Oscar worthy!

I'm so impressed he manages to keep this up every year.

Man i love videos like this! He does such a good job at these. They are truly hilarious.

I would love to see a video of any outtakes you had making these April fools videos, I can’t imagine you made it through the scripts without breaking out with laughter

Amazed at his ability to deliver this in one shot with no giggles

"I can't even get it all on screen" I died

A friend just set this video to me on facebook. I was hysterical, the descriptions were delivered in a cool calm manor like you were presenting evidence to a jury. BTW I bought the Off Grid Knives Black Mamba because of your video. Keep up the good work.

OMG! Never watched one of your April Fools Video. You got me by surprise there. This is pure gold!

most RU-vidrs on April fools: "gone wrong gone sexual!" LPL on April Fools: "hehehe. dick."

me trying to not giggle: "In terms of maturity we have no maturity"

This man’s delivery is so dry and factual. Truly a great video.

I love that the videos still make sense without any innuend

A moment of silence for my brothers who fell asleep with youtube on autoplay and woke up listening to this

It’s like “blows” to the head, repeated poundings…” innuendo if you will, I’m exhausted from that….” it’s genius I tell you!

"My father's Johnson has a wide, bulbous feature at the end of the shaft" DEAD

LEWD! Like watching you videos, and how quick you pick locks. Thank you for all the videos, and have fun picking.

I think I heard you almost giggle twice? I have no idea how you managed this straight-faced. It was golden.

I can't help but feel like a "wife also liked his father's johnson" joke was vetoed.

My dude is on a whole different level with these, the absolute greatest shitposts of all time

I have to know how in the world did you record this entire video with not even so much as a chuckle I was gut busting laughing the whole entire time!!!!

I haven't tried this hard to hold in a laugh in a very long time. Excellent work, my dude.

"Iv read about Johnsons this long but never imagined I'd get to handle one" LMAO

I'm impressed with the fact that he got through that monologue without laughing..

I had seen this reacted to on quite a few TT videos. It is hilarious and truthful. Great work.

You legend 🤣 just makes it even more better due to you using your serious voice 🤣, more like this please 🙏

From a 2.5 inch coq to an 18 inch johnson: I don't think this big of a change comes without a professionals touch.

God how does he do these videos without laughing? It’s impressive.

I watched today. I about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. Thanks I need a really good belly laugh! Love all the videos!🤣

Oh my god, these are hilarious. Thankyou - you have given me a strenuous laugh at nearly 1am - love it!

This just reminds me that inside all of us there exists a 12 year old boy

No one has a lock that long, not even Long Lock Johnson, and he had a fucking long lock, thus the name.

how you get through these narrations without exploding into laughter, I will never know. this was hilarious!!

What makes this for me is just how straight man you present it in your tone. Great writing.

This is all one take. One giggle would ruin the whole shoot. Man's got serious self control.

"I've read about Johnson's this long but never imagined I'd get to handle one" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Epic as always. The best April 1st tradition I have witnessed.

Absolutely incredible. Bravo LPL

I imagine some crafty 10 year old who's really interested in locks watching this entire video and thinking "what's the joke?"

The last three years have set up a bit of an expectation. You did not disappoint.

Love your sense of humor looking forward to next year!