[1520] Getting Into A Woman’s Kitty 

Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EhuNRWskgNQ.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m-tKnjFwleU.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Joed0P3hhbc.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TRozAbaKs9M.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k9VewWKfH_0.html

I always forget how insane LPL's april fools videos go

April 1st, the day one of the most wholesome channels goes totally off the rails.

364 days of the year: "LPL unhinges this locking mechanism" April 1st: "LPL unhinges the dark spaces in his mind"

The biggest mysteries of this planet: 3- Who built the Pyramids? 2- What's in Area 51? 1- How does LPL record these in one take without laughing?

LPL always enters Mrs. LPL’s kitty twice to make sure it was not a fluke. 😂

The only April Fools content I genuinely look forward to every year

"If we look carefully into these folds we can see it's pink on the inside" absolutely *slayed* me.

When I saw the kids diary, I choked at the thought of him saying "this kitty belongs to my daughter". Thank god we didn't go in that direction. Otherwise, the next video would go something like "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we are going to break out of this prison cell" EDIT: I don't know if this amount of likes should make me happy or worried. Some of the comments people wrote are genuinely concerning 💀

LPL deserves several Academy Awards for managing to go through this whole video without even a pitch shift.

The fact that you can deliver these without laughing, in a single take, is really impressive. Another banger for April Fools this year

LPL rolling up to the store like, "Excuse me, could you please help me find at least three rooster-themed notebooks without locks and three cat-themed notebooks with locks?"

I am sure Mrs LPL appreciated him not redoing the ex-girlfriend and neighbors kitty to "make sure it wasn't a fluke."

The man is a master of deadpan. Getting through this 5 minute video without cracking up is incredible.

I'm always amazed how good he is at this form of double speak. Or, rather, I'm amazed until I remember he's an actual lawyer. Pretty sure that's about 60% of the skill developed in law school.

I can picture him going around town trying to find any cat or rooster diary just quietly giggling the whole time.

When he said that the other men's notebooks were 6 inches, and then pulled out another, bigger notebook, I actually laughed out loud

My favourite time of year for mr LPL’s content

Over the April 1st series, this man has gone from having a tiny coq, to an 18-inch long Johnson, and now an 8 inch Rooster. I wonder if it changes depending on the weather or something? Great video as always! Keep up the good work.🤣

3:34 this is the first time ive heard him break character. It was only but a moment but its truly incredible

I'm always excited to see LPL's April 1 video. They're so off brand to his "normal" content, but delivered in his informative cadence. Just 100% pure gold.

The funniest part is that he's having a harder time opening these locks than other actual security locks

My wife was wondering “what the hell are you watching!?”. I had to explain to her what day it was. She got a big laugh out of it.

I'm watching this video while I have lunch, and I almost spat out my drink when LPL said "this kitty is quite well used"

I love how the humor is so subtle yet so juvenile. I'm over here quietly chuckling. 😅

This ABSOLUTELY never gets old. I keep coming back for this EVERY. DAMN. YEAR.

LPL is back at it again with the dating advices

"They are kept closed unless you get first into their hearts." AWWWWWW!! 😂😂

5:07 DAM, MY MAN'S PACKING

Us guys have to protect this man at all cost. He is a national treasure for so many reasons.

Absolutely kept my cool and tried not to giggle,until he whipped out the measuring tape and started to measure the notepads🤣

I have been following this channel for years and I have just one question How could you not love this man?

How do you manage to find a different way to say it every year??? Keep it up! Always brings a smile to our faces!

This man is basically a lock picking master and is just as equally masterful with his words. Absolutely his best videos of the year are these ones!!

The April Fool Academy Award goes to LPL for his Kitty vs Rooster unlocking comparison. AWESOME. Congratulations. :)

I nearly spit my drink out right at the end there man. That genuinely caught me off guard haha. Look forward to these every year!

I think it's worth mentioning you should inspect the hole and decide on the angle you're going to come in from. Then you should take your tool, check that it's in good working order, free from fouling and deformation. Being careful not to grip it too tightly, insert the tool into the hole. Don't worry if it doesn't work straight away, you may need to jiggle it about or withdraw and start again. I find a good position is helpful, one that is comfortable and allows you to get on with it with the minimum of fuss. The kitchen table is ideal, it also allows you to have a mug of tea (or beverage of choice) at hand while you're working. Ms. E. though isn't so keen and asks me to why I have to have my vice on the dinner table, and is worried it might leave marks and isn't hygienic. However, you'll often find me hunched over the table, deep in concentration, oblivious to my wife's moans, probing away with my tool. Thanks

Her “kitty” is furrier than my wife’s and she’s decorated it with glitter… It was at this point I spat my coffee out all over my iPad. Excellent work Mr LPL!

The glittered kitty requiring gold sent me 💀. Well done LPL!

I literally cried with laughter. What I have to confess is both my kids asked to watch this video based on the thumbnail. I then had to negotiate the questions that ensued. Really wasn't prepared for that 😅

That end gag got me good. Never gonna get tired of these april fools vids

i was laughing the WHOLE time, your april fools jokes are always masterpieces.

My April 1st highlight every year. Hope this tradition never dies.

2:01 "[...] And that's because they're kept closed unless you first get into their hearts." OBJECTION your honor !

I physically dropped my needle when he started "peeking into the kitty folds"

Give this man an award.... there needs to be some kind of an award that we could give to this man, he is an absolute genius. The double entendres and innuendos were perfectly executed.

How you don’t wind up in the doghouse every April 1 is beyond me…

This is the best video on the internet

I love that you can do this whole thing completely deadpan.

"the male equivalent is extraordinarily easy to get into" i have to say, this is the best april 1st video yet

I wait all year for the April Fools video. This did not disappoint. Thanks for the laugh LPL

Your April 1st videos are the absolute best! I actually look forward to them.

When i was younger i lost the key to my diary, and I kid you not, I picked it open with the pointy end of a safety pin. These locks are ridiculously pathetic lol

The constant stream of innuendos delivered with a straight face is why I love this channel!

I love how he can deliver those lines the entire time with the same tone as a serious video😂😂

Always a joy watching you getting into various kittys, you’re just so skilled with your tool…

This is genius on so many levels. And all shot in 1 take.

As a first time LPL april fools viewer this had me howling. How is it even possible he said all that with a clear monotoned voice, I'm dying XD

Does your wife know that you are getting into your ex girlfriend's kitty? LOL Not only are you talented at picking locks, but you are a gifted writer as well! You could seriously write for a comedy show. : )

I love this April fools videos, how you manage for everything you say to be correct in context while at the same time have double meaning!

I can't believe another year has passed already. This is honestly one of the few things that keeps me going through life. LPL never disappoints

Looking into too many Kitties is what got me in trouble in the first place 🐱

I don’t think any of you appreciate just how much work goes into making nearly every line a double entendre

Another video that's pure gold, thank you LPL for your amazing content!

Amazing tradition, a master of storytelling, my dear LPL, keep'em coming every year ♥

"When I took out a little bit of gold, it opened up surprisingly fast" is when I cracked up. Well done.

LPL slapping his 8" rooster onto the screen had me dying

Using a hook pick to shim a diary padlock is something I never would have thought of on my own.

Literally the only April fools jokes that never miss! Don’t ever change LPL!!

April 1 never disappoints, though I was waiting for a "let's do that again so you can see that it wasn't a fluke" with the Glitter Kitty.

So refreshing that such a serious person such as LPL, has a sense of humor while totally keeping character.

This is the first April fools video of yours I’ve seen, and it’s so different from what I expect, well done, and open to interpretation, that I just can’t help but crack a smile and comment on it again! Thanks for a clever video, and a good laugh!

This had me dying😂 You're April fools videos are so unhinged. I love it!

I'm amazed how you can do this without giggling, a true kitty entrepreneur

This feels like an educational video about "bees and flowers" created for beginner locksmiths

I am so surprised there wasnt any finding the clit jokes

0:47 I've never seen someone manage such audible verbal quotation marks around a word the way he does with "dancer".

A new classic is born! He does this yearly to prove it wasn't a fluke.

This is the most ingenious piece of self-censorship I have ever heard, hiding the nastiest true meaning... Sir, your vocal delivery skills are truly superb. I strongly suspect this won't get demonetized. And you do something like this EVERY year?

The writing and delivery for your April 1st videos just gets better each year! Had to pause more than once from laughing too hard! 🐧

These always have and always will give me a chuckle :) Thank you Mister LPL.

One would think you'd run out of double entendres EVENTUALLY! But it's been years and you never fail to deliver! I salute Thee, LPL!

Ahhhhh, the ICONIC April 1st LPL content! I would PAY MONEY to see the outtakes on this video. How you keep a straight face/voice is beyond me!

As someone who just started watching LPL, this was the most unexpected and hilarious form of april fools joke.

Your April first videos are a holiday for me! Thank you!

Every year it facinates me how he can make these with a straight face. There has to be a bunch of takes involved.

Man, I’ll never get tired of LPL’s April Fool’s day videos, they’re all classics!

Hope all is well with you and your family! And thank you for the tips on kitties!

You, sir, are arguably more skilled at innuendo than picking locks.

the writing on this one is an absolute masterpiece worthy of awards

The thought of LPL going to the store and choosing out the right Kitty lockable notebook makes me chuckle way too hard xD

Absolutely brilliant

That was a single take... Insane

Please never change. This is the purest comedy gold.

I lost it when that tape read 8". Well done, LPL. As ever, April 1st was well worth the wait.

This is incredible. I absolutely love it ! Exceptionally well constructed.

Haven’t been on the tube much lately, so it was a shock on May 25 when I suddenly realized that I hadn’t seen LPL’s April 1 video this year! Man, you’ve done it again. A glittering success!

I swear to God he put more effort into this than he does every other normal video combined 😂

LPL never disappoints on April Fools. I was rolling the entire time. Although, I think that may be the last time his neighbor lends him anything.

These are the goat of yt of april fool videos. 10/10-