[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) 

Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EhuNRWskgNQ.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m-tKnjFwleU.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Joed0P3hhbc.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TRozAbaKs9M.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k9VewWKfH_0.html

His ability to perfectly maintain his composure through this monologue is all the proof you need to know he really is a lawyer.

You'd think it's a joke but this man is teaching us all the important bits

The fact that he doesn't break character for even a second is an accomplishment in of itself

Can we take a moment to appreciate that in 4 short years, he's gone from having a tiny coq to a 15lb banana shaped package

Your wife has a really nice beaver. I’m sure we all appreciate how well-maintained it is

Keeping a straight face while recording this was a skill in of its own

A coworker today told a joke to me he heard about how “the female equivalent of a cock block is a beaver dam,” and then proceeded to explain to me what a beaver is. This video popped up in my recommendations again, and only now did I understand. I clicked it and was not expecting how detailed you were. You even showed yourself playing with it and splayed it out on camera for all of us to see. Generous wife.

the fact he did this in 1 continuous take, without laughing, is impressive

I can tell this man appreciates his wife's Beaver. I feel like many people don't appreciate how lucky they are to even have a Beaver in their life.

The fact that you got through this without once breaking your typical cadence and tone is mind blowing to me. What a professional Beaver stuffer.

LPL teaching us the importance of consent when fiddling with other people's beavers, what a king.

I imagine LPL sitting down every evening throughout the year, coming up with funny innuendoes and just giggling at them, and then compiling them into an April Fool's video.

Every year I wait. Every year he delivers. LPL not only knows how to get into back doors, handle johnsons, and open beavers, but now he has shown me how to fill a beaver. Now I'm satisfied until next year.

This was absolutely top notch, man. I'm a bit disappointed not seeing you cram your package into her Beaver, but some things should be left to the imagination. Cheers!

"I am going to fit my package in my wife's beaver." I cannot believe that Mr.Lock didn't break his lock and started gushing out in laughter after that sentence

Everyone keeps being fascinated how he's able to do these with a straight face/tone of voice. It's as if everyone keeps forgetting he's a lawyer - the things in this video are surely not the most egregious things he had to say with a straight face.

This man has perfected April fools day and we all get to benefit from it.

Remember kids, whether the banana is peeled or not, it must be protected with secure packaging to keep germs from spreading.

Amazing how the entire video is educational for at least three completely different situations simultaneously. This is probably the most well written April fool's video I have ever seen.

"Before trying to put toys in a beaver, always ask the owner for both permission and instructions." Very good advice!

This made my wife get up in the other room and see what you was talking about. That was hilarious!

Absolutely wonderful when a couple are so content that the wife will let their spouse teach others how to fill their wife's beaver.

I think that wrapped treats should also be a consideration to help keep things a little more clean and help prevent the device from becoming clogged.

i love how serious LPL is when he makes balls and nuts jokes 😂

Mr LPL, you’ve made a vast improvement over the years, from a tiny coq, to an 18-inch Johnson, and now: a 15-pound package.

Your April 1st videos are probably one of my favourite traditions

A video safe enough for a child to watch, but too dangerous to play at the office cubicles! 😂

This man is a national, nay, GLOBAL treasure. Protect him at all costs.

These never disappoint. I think my favorite is still the “back door” one.

Can we all appreciate that he did this in one take without breaking or laughing.

This man just taught me more about "beavers" in 4 minutes than my high school health class did in 4 years.

The depths to which you go in explaining the servicing of and working with a Beaver are eye watering. Your wife's Beaver is a bottomless well of joy for everyone, one eyed or two!

I'm glad you covered the safety aspects here. No one wants a toy awkwardly wedged in their beaver

Either his wife never watches these or she has enviable levels of patience and humour. It's an huge win for the LPL no matter which is the answer.

I just want to thank your wife personally for letting me have a look at her beaver. That was really nice of her.

After his wife sees this, LockPickingLawyer is going to need ADivorceLawyer.

I like how even though your wife requested you not show the act of filling her beaver on video, you showed the beaver filled to capacity in the thumbnail. For this, I thank you.

You have to appreciate his professionalism in not killing over laughing during this video. “I’m going to stuff my 15lb banana package into my wife’s beaver!”

I'm really impressed with how clean, shiney, new and flawless your wife's beaver looks!!!

I didn't know LPL had this sense of humor. It's fantastic and very well done. I laughed the entire damn time. Excellent work, sir. Thanks for sharing your wife's beaver with the rest of us.

1 take. This guy did the whole thing in one take. So good, every year.

I would have liked to see little Lego sailors in there, so you can give her all the Seamen she could possibly want in her Beaver.

LPL: Proudly presents his wife’s beaver The internet: *Interesting*

I never thought I would get a “birds and the bees” speech from the LockPickingLawyer.

How he ever does these videos without hysterically losing it I'll never know.

It's good to see LPL keeps his finger-nails trimmed when working on his Wife's Beaver.

I swear he spends all year planning this. My hats off to you and your wife's really beautiful beaver

I thought LPL was a nerd and he didn't know his way around any beavers... now I realize he's much cooler than ill ever be.

I don't know if i'm more impressed of the amount of innuendos he can fit in less than four minutes or of the sheer girth and size of that 15 pounds banana treats packet

I don't know how he does this without breaking out laughing.

The ability to not only come up with this, but say it with a complete poker face is nothing short of godlike. Just like the first time I encountered a beaver, these three minutes were the highlight of the year and it's all downhill from here.

I admire the fact you are able to put so many innuendos into such a short video without so much as a giggle. Great April 1st video

Spoken like a True Lawyer >Doesn't break character >Doesn't show demonstration >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves

Him: "Nice beaver!" Her: "Thank you, I just had it stuffed." - The Naked Gun

I think my favorite will always be the back door one, but his creativity with these things always blows me away.

I'm impressed by how well maintained your wife's beaver is. She obviously takes great care to keep it operating smoothly and keeping its finish nice and smooth. She must tender special care quite often by the polished and sleek look of it, and I can only imagine that the action is very fluid as well, seeing how easily you were able to turn the knob without any resistance. I've seen quite a number of women let their beavers go untended and get very messy over the years, so I hope you can appreciate the level of care she puts into hers. It's unfortunate that we couldn't get some shots of the actual filling, but I completely understand that she wouldn't want that on camera, as what she chooses to allow into her beaver is usually a pretty personal one and shouldn't be flouted all that much, especially for the world to see. Thanks again for another great video.

To this day it still amazes me how LPL can say all this without letting out even a giggle 🤣I would die laughing

This has more double-entendres in 3 minutes than an entire Bond film. Thank-you. Gave me a much-needed laugh after I broke my arm the other day.

Why are these always so well-written? They've def become something to look forward to every year on this channel haha

WOW! That is one heck of a clean and well maintained beaver. I can tell your wife doesn't over abuse it.

Your flatpan delivery turns this from funny to hilarious. Honestly you're one of the best when it comes to april 1st content

This april’s fool tradition is far and away my favourite… Brilliantly written as always, LPL.

The fact he did this all in one take without cracking; legend.

The Beaver corporate site needs to add this as an instructional video. Sales would increase.

That is clearly a very clean, well-kept Beaver. It looks practically unused!

The LPL's channel truly is the gift that keeps giving

Your videos on April 1st are my favorite part of the "festivities." 3 years already, how time flies. We love the double entendres, and the mixed comments just make it that much better. Happy April to everyone!

Every video he puts out especially the April 1st not only are they fun they're informative and contain a lot of detail that many others may leave out. The key it's always in the details get it.

I LOVE the mental image of Mrs. LPL going on a date with our boy and taking a gumball machine along for him to fiddle and pick at, preferably at a fancy candle-lit restaurant. I just love it. 😂

Frank Drebin - “Nice Beaver.” Jane Spencer - “Thank you. I just had it stuffed.”

WOW, your wife's Beaver is about the smoothest and shiniest Beaver I've ever seen. She must clean it often and even get it waxed to stay silky smooth.

Can't wait for his video tomorrow, I hope its about suction

I like to imagine LPL was casually walking in the city center when he encountered that treat dispenser, and brought it home super excited saying it would make for a good april's 1st video like 6 or 7 months ago

I look forward to seeing your wife's beaver each year. As always, this year did not disappoint.

This sounds like a healthy marriage! Who wouldn't want a partner who respects and cares for their beaver like this 😊

I've been following LPL's videos for a couple of years now and his April 1st features are still unexpected. Absolutely brilliant!

For once he's actually mistaken here, even a small package can adequately please, since the special spot that makes sure the candy gets where it needs to is pretty close to the mouth of the Beaver, where the candy comes out!

It has been said by many others, but I too want to congratulate you on making this video in one take without laughing. I died the whole time. Your content never ceases to surprise me.

BEST April 1st series ever. Always looking forward to seeing how LPL handle Mrs. LPL's beaver. Every year it always amazes me how articulate and precise LPL navigates through this very touchy and sensitive topic. His deep dive provides such satisfaction that I have to reevaluate my own situation with my wife's beaver. Knowing I have the videos to reference, I am confident I can fully have my wife come to fruition and reach the climax of this difficulty. Thank you for making this series. if you ever decide to put up a paywall for such services, I am sure I am not the OnlyFan that is willing to subscribe to your site. Thank you!

TIL that there's more to beavers than just the opening. This is going to be real useful information if I ever get to handle one. Thanks, LPL!

I haven't laughed this hard in 6 months. The calm demeanor of you voice made it 100 times as funny. This had to take several tries to record. Thanks for the laughs.

How you even recited this script without busting out into hysterical laughter is a skill unto itself! 👌🏼😂👏🏼

I saw the video title and was immediately like "Uh no way he'd stoop as low as some beaver jokes" but it's exactly what it was and I laughed way too hard. Amazing content!

These get better every year. Your writing is spectacular, as is your amazing delivery. Thank you for your service... and your humor!!!

It's so great hearing a highly educated, clear-speaking man stay so calm and serious while delivering blue-collar humor at its finest. Happy April Fool's, LPL!

I began crying/laughing at 2:00. This is unreal good. Well done.

God I love these April Fools videos, but nothing will beat the Ex's Back Door, that was the pinnacle so far.

I haven’t laughed this much in a while! Sticking to character just sold it!

I legitimately forgot it was April 1st and took everything LPL said seriously- Until his small package came

Wow your wife's beaver looks fun to use!

I always look forward to your April Fools' videos, and you never disappoint! Kudos, sir, your wife's beaver has once again brought happiness to countless strangers across the interwebs!

Let’s all just stand in appreciation on how cool Mrs. LPL is to help him make this. Awesome LPL, awesome.

I like to imagine that they actually spent their first few dates playing with a gumball machine

What a legendary content creator! Monsieur LPL here consistently brings out the good content, and no less on April Fools. Never stop making these joke videos please, they're a treat!

deaf viewers: "oh wow that quarter machine opened really quickly" blind viewers: *"WHA-"*

LPL's videos are the only redeeming quality about April Fool's Day.

The fact that you narrate the whole thing without skipping a beat cracks me up the most :D

This is still my all time favorite vid from LPL!

"Like most guys I have a nice sack of balls" - Lock Picking Lawyer, 2022