4 People Who Are the Superheroes of Not Giving a F#@k - Spit Take Theater 

XD hahaha!!

ArsensMusic Row, row, row your car.

LOL!!

+beau101023 Down the highly polluted, slightly radioactive stream!

+ArsensMusic Oddly enough, about six months before this vid was posted I used that clip in a lyrics vid I did for a friend...was surprised to see it here.

That makes the video 100x better XD

Yeah as a russian, I fucking died when I heard it

I understood it as Sailng... as if their car magically turned into a boat.

Sailing would be "plevem pod parusom", literally translated as "floating under sail". While "plevem" could be said in reference to sailing, without specific context, floating or swimming would be a more accurate translation.

Kryptos Using the same logic, I can say the floating would be "derjimsya na plavu". Maybe what they meant was. "Are we sinking? No, we are not. Sooooo where should we sail to?" Basically, one of them was talking about actually floating. But the other was using the same word, but to mean that they are sailing. Think about it "So, where are we floating to?" Just does not sound right.

***** The Russians will always be hardcore.

The fact that actual dialog in the "car into the river" video is more hilarious than what cracked came up with seems to confirm it. Approx. "Well, we're done driving." "We float." "yep. We float" "And where to?"

Actually Russia is the second world USA and Britain where the first world, Russia the second, everything else they might have a war over the third. The other way was Russia, USA and Britain first world any place they would war on over second everything they gave zero fucks about third.

Matthew Broseph If I could add more likes to this comment I would

She is my hero. Not even kidding.

+Michael Stefano i literally rolled my eyes this comment was so autistic

+Molly Adams Now that you mention it...hehe...yah....

Wow people are hateful and booty-hurt as FUCK on the internet! Yay!!!

well...as meatloaf said....two out of three aint bad....

Molly Adams My favorite time of day and night

That joke got me bad. I want that picture to send to people all the time

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+OnegoalNosoul +1

yup it's an adrenaline dump survival instinct to survive the moment and everything is unfolding once the event is over it drops and you start to realize everything that happend in an overwhelming flood of context. but the Russians we just saw are on a completely different level than that. they didn't try n get out they didn't stop video taping I mean the backing away from the explosion I get that one but the driving into the bridge I mean it's one thing not to scream and to think things through and react in life saving situations it's a total different thing to go meh who gives a fuck and make a dark joke about it like it's just another Monday at work. a fuck another traffic jam at most not even that bad. I mean if they at least slowly attempted to do anything to save themselves in a calm rational manner ok that's normal to me from situations I've been through and that you just can't get out of or be scared during etc.

Hope you're okay

I am living only a few hours drive from the Russian border. People here including me have pretty much the same calm reaction to danger and not any reaction after either... Maybe it is the long distances and isolation that does it, or that our government bureaucrats act like we live in soviet union and tries their best to ruin your life. Dying does not seems so scary when your life is hell...

+Futurama Llama How? They didn't crash on purpose. What do you expect them to do? Scream like their balls are getting pulled off?

+weterman4320 That's what I would do... Just... Scream...

Pete Detrick Oh sorry, I should have said that I'm a man.

weterman4320 What does being male have to do with your ability to supress emotion?

Pete Detrick Everything, lol. Men are different from woman in that way. Women are more likely to scream when in danger.

That too is a good example of not giving a fuck. Yeah, I'm carrying highly explosive cargo and there's an explosion going on in front of me... but then again I'm probably fairly safe inside this big truck and if things come to worst I can probably run across like the other driver so... yeah, I don't give a fuck if my truck blows up the entire highway...

Lol, I saw that too. Essentially all Russians are superheroes of not giving a fuck

+Heretic Cracked has really put AA back by years. Good thing John Cheese is there....

+Heretic I drink coffee until it's acceptable to start drinking beer :D

+Heretic Was it Folgers, the official coffee of Christmas incest?

+AgentWashingtub And I thought I was the only one

Make it a Beck's.

I don't mean to judge. But what about a normal wheel chair?

Motorized wheel chair?

x201102 thank you!! started to think it was just me! I'm still waiting for my NHS motorised wheelchair so cheap second-hand scooters are the only way I can leave the house! only in America do people presume I'm just lazy rather than have a birth defect and can't walk..

It used to be RU-vid where this stuff was primary content, then it became very mainstream around 2011-2012 and now there's billions of accounts. RU-vid OG Since 2006, third account

XD

I'll bet that it's not often you find a Veggietales reference in a Cracked video comment section.

Thats true but our rural carriers where I live use their own vehicles. That's what made me think she's a city carrier and I thought she might've been wearing a stamp out hunger t shirt. But she's gonna get fired for sure for backing up that mail truck.

Summa summarum, she just sucks at her job. She's the worker the US economy deserves, but not the one it would need.

You simply do not understand the masterful art of not giving a fuck.

Kenta Kitsune Its not. Plenty people don't give a fuck. Just ride a subway in NY. Or do anything in NY that is outside in public.

Sure they are, at least some of them. They have the ability to remain completely calm in deadly situations. That's a gift. Usually the first person to die in a deadly situation is the person freaking out. The only ones not to be celebrated are the small vehicle driver and the mail lady, because that was heartless not caring whereas everyone else was I don't care about this deadly situation not caring.

Who's celebrating? I'm just laughing.

I don't think I would trust you as my ambulance driver...

Don't worry, you may have a bumpy ride, but you have first-come-first-served priority over all the victims. Who knows, you might even get there faster!

Yep, just depends on if you make to the hospital alive in the end or not. She don't give a fuck either way, she took you from where ever to the hospital and got you there quick. Up to you to keep yourself alive. Just hang on for dear life if at all possible, literally. lol.

izzypenguin16 I'm pretty sure it was floating, not swimming. It makes more sense :/

The new word can be supergenius. Though, if we did, Kanye would just declare himself a supergenius.

romperstompist Supergenious works. A little comic-booky but it'll have to do.

you can call them actually talented humans with superb musical abilities but thats alil long i guess o.o

***** Not cowardly, lazy.

Doublebow that scooter isn't legal on the kerb...so the road was his only option :-) I have a road scooter goes 18mph and a kerb scooter that goes 4mph- yes we're annoying- but I'm housebound without them

+Bojan Vladisavljevic Who gives a fuck?

***** those who would like to love, my fuckless friend ;)

boing boingerson plenty of people have security cameras...