50 Things Pokemon Players NEVER Say 

"Man, I sure hope the next game's fire starter evolves into a fire/fighting type."

"Man, these grass textures in Sword and Shield are insane! Better than breath of the wild!"

“Cynthia isn’t that hard” “I love Whitney’s Miltank”

man, I miss the old games with their roaming legendaries. It was so fun going around the entire region to find one, just to have one shot at catching it before it ran away!

'We need more Pikachu Merchandise, there just ins't enough!'

"Man, i love that there are some pokemon only available in one version of the game and not the other"

Little Z going “Oh, shit! A ratatta!” Was something I didn’t know I wanted or needed

"Man, that fisherman with 6 magikarps was really challenging."

"The fight against Whitney's Miltank went by so fast, but I enjoyed every second it!"

The memorizing pokemon thing is true. Who wouldn’t need every type match up and speed type memorized in every day life?

“Even though I don’t agree with this person I will still respect them” “I will not simp for Cynthia” “I love (insert generation here) a lot but I can see it’s flaws” “Shiny regice is the best” “All starters are great in their own way and deserve to be loved equally”

“A pure bug type? That’s definitely staying on my team until the champion!”

“Breeding my competitive team didn’t take long at all.” That one really hit home since that’s what I’ve been doing for like the past 3 days straight.

Getting flinched is so great! It’s like the game is giving you more time to strategize!

"Oh, I've reached the catching tutorial. I always forget where pokeballs are in the bag, I'm so happy I can't skip this."

“Man, I love how fair Zacian is and I hope it is in every coming game and it never gets nerfed”

Sick! Another cool Charizard form! I never get tired of these.

"I feel kinda bad for beating up these children and taking their money" Hopcat 2022

"I cannot stress how much I love these 2 second cutscenes that show what the mysterious legendary Pokémon of the region is... Wait, they were on the case the whole time???"

Wait, do people not like Toxapex's design? I always thought it was a fun twist on a creature that could have otherwise been a pretty basic spike ball. Was actually disappointed to see how strong it was in competitive play, because I knew people would find its OU status aggravating, and hate it for that reason.

“Mewtwo in gen 1 is fair and balanced” “I’ve never used a pseudo-legendary on any competitive team”

"This plushie is too cute, too bad I have too many." Looks at desk, hello Rowlet, Squritle, Bunnelby, and Wobbuffet.

"I really like how these Wingull move around in the overworld! They're so realistic!"

Man, I'm so happy that this pokemon only evolves by exchange knowing that none of my friends have the game.

Hopcat lowkey is a great comedian. His timing and facial expressions are on point

Calling it rn: I love Focus Blast, It always hits! Edit: Also, I'm okay with losing to serene grace togekiss, it just takes so much skill to use

1:43 I think mega evolutions were the best gimmick out of megas z moves and dynamax/gigantimax, but I think they should’ve only been for weaker pokemon rather than like Salamence or Rayquaza

"Man, I wish Pikachu got more attention. Such a underrated Pokemon"

"I love how game freak listens to their fans for new ideas for each game"

I love all these cutscenes that give exposition Man I wish boxes could only hold 20 Pokémon and that you had to manually switch them when they got full

"Man, Sword and Shield was such a fun game! It has so much story development between gyms!"

“Man, every gym leader should have Clair’s attitude. The gyms would finally be playable without smashing your screen with a hammer!”

“I really hope they make this next game easier this last one was just too hard”

“Man greninja needs another totally not broken op ability”

The one about the unique teams in BDSP hits so hard for me lol. I’m doing a hardcore nuzlocke so my team is uh very unconventional. I have Golduck, Kricketune, Graveler, Clefairy, Girafarig, and a meditite Meanwhile I see everyone showing off their great and “unique” teams. Can’t lie I’m a little envious.

The chicarita one is so great 😂 the first two gyms in Johto are flying and bug 😂

That last one is a big mood, as I'm sure lots of us got accidentally spoiled on what hasn't been shown for Legends Arceus

I just don’t understand why moves like double team and minimize are banned from competitive play. They are so much fun!

Hop you might not see this, but I thought I'd post some constructive criticism if you're interested at all. I really liked this video. I thought it was funny and had a lot of good inside jokes for more hardcore fans and general funnies for more casual fans. But I thought the pacing and overall delivery could have been a bit better. When I look at the smash bros johns video that Little Z made which is a very similar type of video, the pacing and background music and fast edits getting faster and faster make the video absolutely hilarious. I think this video could be even funnier than it already is if you included a couple of things like that. Obviously you have your own style and everything and don't want to copy a video Little Z did, but something like the Feebas joke from this video (which was one of my favs) could have landed a lot harder I think if it had been thrown at the viewer a lot faster. With all of this said, you're an amazing content creator and definitely don't need to listen to or even make decisions based off a random RU-vid commenter. You could have read this and thought "well fuck you person in the comments, I'll do what I want!" and if that's true it's all good, keep doing your thing. I'll watch every one of your videos when they come out no matter what content you deliver. But if you ever do care about some constructive criticism from a viewer, I hope I said things in a way that makes sense and is helpful.

"Wow, Pokemon X and Y were really hard. I'm glad I had the EXP share."

“My favorite move is Memento. It just does everything I would want a move to do”

Automatic subtitles at 3:29 : "Man, that youngster with three redditors? I barely made it out of there alive!" I can't stop laughing omg 🤣

Evolving by trading is my favorite evolution method in the series!

2:36 The Cynthia theme especially I love

"I hate talking about Pokémon with my friends all the time. I wish we had something else to talk about."

"Gen 8 is the best generation of them all!" "I loved how slow Gen 4's health bars were. It built up lots of anticipation for whether the attack will KO or not." "The Forces Of Nature are just the best legendary Pokemon!" "I love that it takes so long for raids to start in Pokemon Go. It gives me so much time to prepare my team." "The Gen 5/Black and White Pokemon anime is the best! Definitely better than the Gen 1, 2, 3, 6, and all the others!" "Brock is the worst character in the anime." "Gold and Silver are soooo much better than HeartGold and Soulsilver. The Gen 4 remakes of Gen 2 are so overrated." "Yes, I love Lopunny as a Pokemon, they are just so fun to use in battle. That's all. No other reason why I like them."

"Man, I LOVE when youtubers put heart and soul into funny pokemon related videos just to get angry comments from angry fans" this hurt my brain to think backwards, but moral of the story is i love the creative content! also, on the off chance hopcat actually sees this, are you planning on recording any legends arceus content?

1:38 Actually, some pokemons can create black holes so...

The one about buying pokemon cards and knowing how to play take is actually the reason why the pokemon tcg community is in shambles rn, too much scalping, expensive secondary market and low number of copies in rotation because of said scalping

50 things Pokémon players never say 1. gotta catch em all!

"I love getting screwed by a flinch and 2 critical hits"

Man, I really love all these different bug pokemon with low stats!

“I’m not attracted to the main female protagonist, she’s a child”

"Stall can be slow at times, but I'm glad that people run it. It adds variety to the type of teams you face."

“I’m going to keep peoples haunters when they trade it to me online instead of trading it back!”

"I just love going through cave areas it's so fast paced and every Pokémon inside is so unique"

Damn, as a Pokémon fan, I can confirm that basically all of this is true 🤣

It's funny that Hopcat was "yeah I know how to play the game" about the pokemon tcg. Because, damn I wish more people knew how to play the game. It's actually hella good.

“Woah! The X and Y games are the most thought-out, well designed games in the series! The champion Diantha is so important and memorable!”

Man Sword and Shield’s plot was so investing and unique compared to the other games!

5:11 I feel personally attacked by this part.

Some things I would never say: Man, I really hope Meowth gets another form Crabominable is such a cool looking Pokémon Z-Moves are so cool I wish they were in every generation Pikachu should be in more Pokémon games

"Man I love random crits so much, always fair and balanced" wait shit wrong game

'I love seeing every single pikachu clone, they are all so unique'

In defense of that trash can puzzle: I abuse the "nope! There's only trash here" meme a LOT

"Man, I miss only having one late game name rater, It made you really appreciate your worst puns."

The inhale at the end was really funny for no reason

“What are the easiest pokemon to encounter in D/P? Easy, feebas and munchlax”

“Gee, fighting the same Pokémon meta teams on showdown is so cool, it totally allows me to get better while enjoying the game”

The butterfree and foresight jokes had me laughing out loud

Man, I sure love the variety in npc models!

"Who's the idiot who thought the physical special split was a good idea?"

this video was hilarious xD 4:40 zac's dance legit made me sit my water out lmao

"I really hope they bring back the Kanto Region, they haven't made enough games there."

I like how he wipes his eyes and blows his nose with the same tissue

I hate how I’ve been so called out with the ‘unique Brilliant Diamond team’.

Chikorita is my favorite starter. Yes, I'm serious. He's the best.

"Damn, a new generation. Gotta prepare, it's gonna be tough"

"Wow green shinies are so cool! I love the shade that most of them use!"

“I actually already knew braille before the Regi puzzle in RSE”

"Eh, Cynthia isn't that attractive"

why you gotta slam my boy gurdurr? he's trying his best man

"I finally caught the legendary Pokémon! Time to add it to my team!"

"Aura sphere on +2 attack will definetily one shot that lizard"

"I love that gen 4 games only have 2 fire types, normally there are way too many options!"

I'm so glad we got Z-moves. Pokemon never had one shotting before that!

'I just lost the first gym battle!'

“Wow, these new Pokémon designs are really creative! I can’t wait to see what they make next!”

"Boy howdy I sure do love Probopass. Such a great design, and Nosepass definitely needed an evolution"

Just looking at the thumbnail, gonna say that of all the Pokémon in existence, Chikorita is one of my favorites and only plushies. The others being Cyndaquil, Riolu, Fennekin, Eevee, and Grovyle (and soon the Arceus preorder plushie)

“Wow I love how original every Pokémon game is!”

“Wow, I think Leon is the best written Pokémon character.”

Dynamax is hated for being broken but megas are loved for being broken (well not all megas but you get the point)

Nice to see you doing some different game content! Would be cool to see more like this :)

Hop: I'm not excited for legends arceus Verlisify: finally someone agrees with me.

Me: “I’m finally gonna try to use a unique team this time” My team: 2:29

The Focus Blast one was way too real 💀

I sure love the National Dex restrictions, makes finding shitty alternatives to my favorite Pokemon so much more memorable

"Whitney is a fun fight with a perfect personality"

I saw this in my fyp n I'm so glad I found this channel