7 Videogame NPCs Who Should be in Jail 

Blathers technically can't be breaking the law if their are no laws to break. After all, no one said where exactly this island Tom Nook has set up is located. Technically Tom Nook owns the island, so he is the only governing body for the island. Starting to think New Horizons is a massive tax dodge.

Wait- so Blathers is a criminal but Redd, the fox that purportedly sales 'authentic' artistic masterpieces gets off scot free? No doubt Redd has influenced Andy's artistic opinions as a judge for the Xmas Pikachu challenges...

"These muffins make terrible melee weapons" - He says AS THROWING THE MUFFIN! I think I found the problem.

You're really going to call out Blathers and not Crazy Redd? The one who's actually stealing and counterfeiting ill-gotten gains from the National Gallery, Louvre, et al.?

Solaire from Dark Souls should be on this list for stealing... our hearts.

Hay the RE4 merchant is your only friend in that game cut him some slack

Honorable mention: the bike salesman in Cerulean City who sells bikes for 1 million pokedollars when your maximum is 999,999. What a weasel... Edit: holy s***, I have so many likes! 😱 Thanks! 😄

Mayor Lewis from Stardew Valley, embezzles the town's gold to construct a secret golden statue of himself.

I like how in Hitman 2, there is literally a “murder basement” in Whittleton Creek.

Those taxi drivers are probably vigilantes who know of the player's crimes

Somewhere between 30-90% of NPCs in the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. choosing a side in a quest is like choosing a politician.

I love how all of these entries also involved the PC doing highly illegal acts.

Someone who should be on this list is that one Npc in Pokémon who trades you a Haunter with a fucking Everstone equipped!

I’d be more concerned about how Blathers is setting up his exhibits, I mean in one some of the occupants are some tadpoles, a loach, a gar, a crawdad, and a FREAKING SNAPPING TURTLE. That is not an exhibit, that is a battle royale

I thought the Stranger merchant guy from Resident Evil was a hallucination of Leon. He was actually finding those items and the hallucinations gave him the illusion of choice.

While it would need to be discussed in the finer points of County law. Sheriff Malloy's adultery was very probably illegal.

Give npcs a break. They have to deal with graystillplays.

“Thousands of murders” Those are rookie numbers!

to be fair...the merchant is selling his weapons in a ZOMBIE INFESTED TOWN, where i think his business model would be well justified.

To be fair, a lot of Dishonored's NPCs should be in jail.

Woah, I never knew that about Sherriff Malloy in Red Dead. There are so many details in that game.

The entire population of Andale in Fallout 3? Kidnapping, murder, cannibalism, and worst all; false advertisement...unless the strange meat is actually just the meat you get in a kebab at 3am, in which case carry on.

I think Andy should be in jail for naming his Animal Crossing island "MichaelBay". That's a crime against humanity right there.

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Yo, I took out Helen West immidiately. That granny was shady at first glance

Every store vendor in a game that buys my stolen goods... its called Possession of Stolen Goods, and being an accessory to my crimes. Especially a card carrying member of the Thieves Guild... pretty sure just being a member is a crime.

What about Tingle from the Zelda series? Just for the crime of being Tingle and being in our eyesight.

I’m sure it’s been mentioned but the woman who runs the Orphanage in Riften from Skyrim... I mean I guess it would be hard to arrest her now..

Pretty much every npc in postal 2 deserves to jail time, if not the death penalty. From the butchers throwing people into a giant meat grinder for fun to the book protesters burning down the friggin library.

So Donald Love from GTA doesn't get a mention on this list, despite being a cannibalistic necrophiliac?

What about the Piantas from Super Mario Sunshine? Bogus trial, holding shine sprites captive, yeeting Mario to the abyss, you name it!

Hey Blathers is too pure to be on the list! Not to mention he’s possibly the only museum curator in the animal crossing world so he deserves some thanks for bringing them into being :3

Patches from Dark Souls. Sure, pretty much no one in any Souls game is doing anything good, but kicking me down a hole when I was nothing but pleasant to you is a step too far.

Oh no...Blathers, how could you?😂

"These muffins make terrible weapons" Hitman: *Throws muffin at lady's head* Lady: *Grunts in pain*

Why is Nazeem not in the list? He should be in this list by just asking "Do you go to the cloud district very often?"

Video suggestion: allies who only made things worse. Examples: 1. Recent, Ava from Borderlands 3. Her most productive use throughout the story is to use her burglary skills to lockpick the ancient tombs where the monks who took her in as an orphan bury there dead within their holy monastery. There are still plenty of monks around, at least one of which likely has a key. Instead she just breaks into the sacred burial grounds of her saviors & caretakers because something you need might be in there. 2. Older, Jo-Beth Casey from Time Splitters Future Perfect. Just wants to explore a haunted house for the thrill of monster hunting. Being a teenage punk girl armed with only a baseball bat & zero combat training. This leads to her being repeatedly endangered, trapped & kidnapped. Of course, requiring the player to focus on saving her rather than stopping the mad scientist's experiments creating all the zombies, monsters & other abominations inside said haunted house. All of which proceed to increasingly threaten her life as she encounters them. If these might do, then only five more for a standard list of seven.

Anyone remember the pheonix Wright judge? He specifically helps pheonix sometimes, knows the fact that he bribed a child to stand at court, and at one point took evidence pheonix got from someone who was jailed in that same exact case (and pheonix was the reason she was thrown in jail)

Blathers gets a pass though because he’s cute and The Stupendium wrote a banging song about him

please don’t send blathers to jail, he’s just doing his best for the community 😫

Mindy, from pokemon diamond. Trades you a haunter with an everystone so it doesn't evolve into a gengar. Lock her up and throw away the key

Literally anyone in Ace Attorney

Love the fact that the murder basement lady from hitman 2 is on this list ♡ I feel like the rdr2 gun shop owner in Rhodes should be on this list, he literally kidnapped a teenage boy, kept him locked in the basement of his shop dressed a sailor for god knows how long. Mr libedo's dance gives me jackass party boy vibes lol.

Blathers : *gets called out* Redd and Nook : *gets off scott free*

If handsome jack isn't on this list im gonna riot

*Brozenar entry* "Hey, I'm just taking this for...evidence." Sorry Andy, it sounded more convincing when Chris Tucker said it in Rush Hour 2. ;) lmao

Willoh from Hollow Knight wasnt really evil or anything, but it really creeped me out when you use the dreamnail on her and it mentions her wondering if she should eat the Knight and how the other bugs were bland.

I think Alex Yu from Prey is a good contender. Kidnapping, murder, human experimentation, psychological abuse of Morgan who was incapable of making rational decisions at the time, and, oh yeah, allowing a massive alien invasion which conquered the Earth.

#1: Fallout’s Grandma Sparkles. She knows what she did.

Speaking of getting hit by a car, I remember that happening to me while beating up a statue to get a sword in one of the Power Ranger games. You'd think being a superhero preventing alien invasion would keep people from going Ludacris on you, but apparently not.

This channel has become an excuse for Andy to talk about Yakuza. And I'm not complaining. Like a dragon hype my dude

Andy keeps talking about how good his Arthur Morgan outfit is but like, he's just the world's first Furry

How about that shop keeper in links awakening. The one you can steal from. Yes stealing is a crime but so is also murder which he does if you ever return from stealing from his shop,

The Happy Mask salesman from Ocarina of Time. I am not sure what he is doing that is illegal but it has to be something.

No mention of Roy Earle from L.A. Noire? That cop was so crooked he made regular crooked cops look like non-crooked cops!

Do we need to talk about Dr Zed from borderlands? Practicing without a licence, unsanctioned human trials...oh and the outright murder

The residents of Andale, the greatest town in Virginia in Fallout 3. Four families who create some lovely strange meat pies which are finger licking good.

A few things I wanted to say about Mr. Libido being on this list. 1st thing: He's based on a real person. He was interviewed along with the Mr. Shakedowns and Mr. Moneybags. 2nd thing: If you complete Mr. Libido's friendship missions, you get the Incomparable Habu Drink, the best healing and heat item in the game. Once you unlock it, you can buy as many as you want at the drug store in Sotenbori. Definitely worth watching a damn near naked man do pelvic thrusts.

How many times does a Witcher quest lead to the reveal that either the quest giver or someone who knows them is doing the big crimes?

That pause before the "no thanks" at the taxidermied vampire monkey got me laughing

"and the litterally thousands of murders!!" Me: ._. thousands? *Looks at my past of driving on the sidewalk in GTA* uhm... Ye... Thousands...

There are plenty of amoral characters in Fallout who, if our legal institutions were in place, would definitely be behind bars, however I feel above all the White Glove Society should definitely in jail, their deeds escalate to the level of crimes against nature. And if creepy masks aren’t a crime, they should be.

You could (and probably should) do an episode of this using only NPCs from VtM: Bloodlines. Vandal who kidnaps people for forcible blood donations, Stanley Gimble who cuts people up, Dennis who deals drugs and makes explosives, the list goes on.

What about Redd in animal crossing. You know that dude is stealing everything he has. Plus he is shady AF.

Actually if you look in the drain outside Brozenar's shop you find crumbled notes of paper where people beg for help. So choking the ***** out and taking her key is clearly what you do after that.

Meh, we keep monkeys in zoos. Frogs in aquariums is fine.

Blathers is fully accredited, and is running a branch of the Faraway Museum, and so is under their governance

I forget her name but the lady from bioshock that helped create the little sisters. And then later asks you to save them instead of harvest them

One more in RDR2: the gunsmith in Rhodes that has a guy chained up in his basement.

Red Dead Redemption 2s Aberdeen Pig Farm: Homicide, Patricide, Kidnapping, Incest, Cannibalism, Animal abuse

The Wise Old Man from Runescape he stole a blue partyhat while robbing the Draynor Bank and has been free for years makes no sense.

Thanks for including the Brozenar the Taxidermist, abductions, murders, bloodflies, and blood-amber for profit scheme from Death of The Outsider! I love the Dishonored games!

How about Chief Irons? The things he has done to various living creatures is down right horrible. He also works with Umbrella! A man whom is on the wrong side of the law.

I would like to visit this 'Michealbay Museum', please

list: starts with secret murders, ends with art theft Andy: right, i know who i'm building a jail for.

I had a feeling that a Hitman character would be on this list. I just finished Hitman 2, and from the thumbnail, I was like "Is it someone from that creepy neighborhood?"

I never in all my life thought Blathers would show up on a list like this 😂

Wow, that last entry was so wholesome and I loved it

Dhagon Ghent, the doctor from KOTOR II. He's innocent of the murder you're investigating him for, but his practice is clearly not up to standards. The fact that a witness tells you Ghent would "never INTENTIONALLY kill anybody" should be a red flag.

I'm sorry but did you call the island Michael Bay?! That is just pure genius

I forgot you guys existed. Glad this was recommended!

Can I point out the fact that the cast uses “24 hour Cinderella” in the yakuza one?

I *would* say Pickmin from fallout 4, but I honestly don't know if what he's done is enough to be that bad by fallout standards. He's just... very extra about it

"The lack of due dilligence and lackadaisical attitude towards preservation is one thing." How many takes did this take to get right?! That's like a Rap God line right there.

Vigilante fencing? Sure thing! Just let me get my foil...

Outer worlds? The family that eats human flesh?? 🤢

I gotta say, I've lived in Minneapolis for nearly seven years and I've NEVER seen a yellow cab, downtown or otherwise. But now I kinda wanna play Pro Skater to figure out if they actually mapped the city properly.

Maven Black-Briar from Skyrim. She openly associates with the Thieves Guild and has performed the Black Sacrament in her basement; she only gets away with it because she's rich. Also, the Rhodes gunsmith from Red Dead Redemption II; how did a whole town hear a man in a kids' sailor suit yell for help from a barred basement window and think, "well, this is fine"?

Oh yay I get to see some amazing youtubers work 1 minute after it was released

The cannibals in the Elder scroll 5: Skyrim. One of them feeds human meat to his dogs which he then sales.

The "It's A Small World" town ditty wasn't enough, that combined with the town name fills me with despair. Congrats, Andy.

Should’ve included Dr. Zed from Borderlands. Guy doesn’t even have a medical license and he spends most of his time in his infirmary chopping up corpses; most likely previous patients of his.

To be fair, you are the one who catches these the bugs for bathers, aka the player is the monster!

9:25 “sell weapons to strangers without any paperwork or background checks” soooooo...any gun store in America then 😂😂

"You can't just set up a museum cuz you have spectacles and a bowtie" Tell that to late 1800s England.

Infection turns everyone into monsters and brain dead zombies who kill everyone on sight Outsidexbox: "He DiDnT rUn A bAcKgRoUnD cHeCk "

"Literally thousands of murders" *stares in Robbedacop*

Yo my dudes

4:10 I walked into sheriff Malloy’s office wearing the same thing. 🤣

Since you included titles from Nintendo, I am very surprised Queen Ga’ran Singatar Khura’in from Ace Attorney spirit of justice does not make your list after all she killed Apollo Jusice’s biological father, framed his adopted father for the crime, got his adopted father disbarred, lied then blackmailed her sister, blackmailed Apollo’s adopted father and brother, kidnapped her niece, and abused her authority all obtain and keep her power on the throne because she had a major inferiority complex towards her sister... if that does not fit the criteria I don’t know what does