[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) 

Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EhuNRWskgNQ.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m-tKnjFwleU.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Joed0P3hhbc.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TRozAbaKs9M.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k9VewWKfH_0.html

"It is disappointingly easy to get into my wife's beaver." The fact that you're still alive after saying that, is more impressive than all the double entendres.

*Mrs. Lock pick lawyer:* "talk dirty to me" *Lock pick lawyer:* "One is loose, small click from two, three is set, aaaaaaaand there you have it."

Deaf guy: that’s a cool lock. Good video! Blind guy: JESUS CHRIST!!

“I keep another beaver on the side that my wife doesn’t know about” 😂😂😂😂😂

“There’s a small hood-shaped feature at the 12 o’clock position.” Heh. Never noticed that.

I wonder if his wife knows what he looks like or if he only shows her his hands

Your wife obviously has a great sense of humour or she never watches your videos.

“Newer beavers” *FBI gets ready to bust into the house, confused if they should or not*

Not only is this man 100 lockpicking but he is also 100 speech

Wife: "what are you watching.?" Me: "Lockpicking, I swear."

How in the hell did he go through all this without a single giggle or chuckle. I demand the bloopers. THERE HAVE TO BE BLOOPERS RIGHT?!

Everybody: calls it a "date". Lock Picking Lawyer: calls it "penetration testing"

"You'll see that this one is perfectly smooth on the outside, which is pretty common on the newer beavers..." Yeah I'm dead

Imagine being an innocent kid watching this video and then coming back years later and everything makes sense😂

"while she does like my coq" I've never felt more immature in my life

"the newer ones tend to be smoother" hol up

He went from a tiny coq to a large tool In just one year... impressive

Stay tuned for the next installment, the "backdoor challenge"

"The most obvious feature is the large opening." Its the couch for this guy, at least for a week.

I am surprised your wife didnt mind you showing her beaver on camera. I would never show my beaver on the internet :D

"It is disappointly fast and easy to get into my wife's beaver" Yeah , someone is sleeping on the couch tonight

"If we take a closer look, we'll see something that a lot of guys miss. There's a small hooded feature at the 12 o'clock position." THE SHADE THROWN BY LPL

"I have a spare non wrinkled younger beaver my wife doesnt know about" - Mrs LPL files for a divorce

Wife: you got the lube? LockPickingLawyer: *pulls out wd40*

"It is disappointingly easy to get into my wives beaver." - TheLockpickingLawyer, 2019

This man just made an entire sexual inuendo out of locks. Never have I ever thought I would see the day.

1:32 Smooth on newer beavers omg you're a genius. I am speechless. side Beaver lololol

That you kept this up in one take with a straight face is incredible, you must be as good a lawyer as you are a lock picker.

It takes special kind of conditioning to say all that with a straight face, but then again, he is a lawyer.

Alternative Title: LPL explains sex while mentioning how disappointing his sex life is

There is a proverb in my mother tongue that can loosely be translated into "A hungry man only has bread on his mind".

It killed me when just in his monotone, everyday voice he says "and as you can see, its disappointingly easy to get into my wife's beaver"

You sir, are an expert at delivering puns with such a serious tone. You win.

"Honey , how do you feel about handcuffs in bed?" "Sure, leave timer and 2 paperclips on the night table"

I imagine your wife is pretty disappointed with how quickly you were able to accomplish your goal in her beaver with that rigid tool of yours.

1:16 "In fact, I have another beaver that I keep on the side" Hol up

No man should be able to deliver this voiceover with such an unwavering deadpan! Bravo and happy 1st of April, LPL

I literally laughed out loud this entire video. i had no idea LPL made videos like this and the fact that he delivered all of those lines in his normal demeanor and tone just made it all the more funnier.

My 80 year old grandma walked in right at 0:47 "Large opening" 👌Her face was priceless!

This delivery is on par with the best comedians out there

The fact that you maintained a straight face during this 2 minutes and 51 seconds is worth a congratulation.

I imagine there was sofa sleeping for a week after this. I could not stop laughing, I only made it to 2:00 and I need oxygen. Soo winded.

1:00 WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

His wife: You wanna use toys? 😏 Him: *Pulls out a rubber lock pick* Yes...

Watch with eyes closed. 10/10 experience.

The best part is that it works perfectly in both contexts

If this was done in one take I'm amazed, those rapid fire innuendos are priceless 😂

My boyfriend heard me watching this and thought it was really weird porn so thanks for that

“It is disappointingly fast and easy to get to get into my wife’s beaver.”

Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.

We're all going to Hell, but if we hang out with the LPL, chances are we can make our escape together.

🤣 LMFAO "I have another beaver I keep on the side, my wife doesn't know about this one"

Your wife is such a good sport with your jokes! 😂

He can say this stuff with such a straight face. So much respect.

I absolutely LOVE this. Keep them coming please. I know its meant for April fools but you seriously have to do more. Your so spot on and serious about what your saying making it even funnier.

"It is disappointingly fast and easy to get into my wife's beaver" haha

Pro tip: Usually beavers are easier to pick when they’re wet.

How does he find the exact lock needed to make EVERY SINGLE ONE of his hidden jokes work? This is crazy!

Ever so funny, thank you for making me laugh, chuckle and smile, that was until my misses burst through the door asking me “what the hell are you watching”, she’s now a fan.

Perfect execution from beginning to end. Such an incredible video. Every word must have been precisely chosen in order to achieve this greatness

Amazing video. I can't imagine how you went through the whole thing without laughing. I love the beaver on the side your wife doesn't know about. Nicely done

The RU-vid censors were like "Darn!! How do we censor this one!?!?!?!?"

he packs so many joke into a single video its amazing its just punchline after punchline

I can’t put my finger on it but there’s something fishy about this particular lock

For a moment I was worried this might involve the Ramset

never would've expected LPL to be this funny

Congratulations, you are now the "Innuendo Lawyer"

How the hell did you make this with such a serious voice! I couldn't stop laughing at all! And I need to know what Mrs LPL thought to this video.

How on earth did you do this without laughing?! Absolutely comedy gold :D

The raw locking picking energy in this video is quite stimulating.

Holy shit. These are good. I came for the locks. Stayed for the humor

This man is the modern Leslie Nielsen. Manages to say some of the most hilarious things and not even giggle or break. Bravo sir.

I have been binge-watching LPL videos as kind of a Bob Ross-like bit of calming distraction for several days now. I’ve only just now found the April 1st videos and I am DYING.

I love how he said that her favorite lock was one she had before she met him, “though it never got any use until after we met, at least that’s what she tells me.” Kills me

This is the best video I've seen on this channel. I don't usually laugh out loud at videos, but I couldn't stop. I had to check 4 or 5 times to make sure it wasn't a parody channel.

You ever watch a video and know for a fact that it's creator is sleeping on the couch?

Beavers are great, but beware, they can have Serial Tumbler Defects (STDs), especially if they've had multiple different keys in them.

NICE TOUCH WITH THE COMEDY ROUTINE!!😄 COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!

I've been avidly interested in "Beavers" since I was a teenager as well, ROFLOL "Beaver" is why Justin wanted to change his name, must have had a lot of fun scripting this video, I was reduced to tears (over a lock picking video) LOL well done

Literal masterpiece “My side beaver” “What’s it take to get in my wife’s beaver” Just... perfect innuendos one after the other

I've never felt more uncomfortable about locks in my entire life

Came from the keynote speech; I was not disappointed!

Omg I love this guy. He’s smart and funny. This video made me blush.

"While she does like my coq it is not her favorite. " really putting that valentine's video into perspective

This is the best April fools joke I've ever seen.

Very good LPL! Thought it was a joke with the title, and the surprise was on me! A funny joke that kept me chuckling! Thanks!

Dude the first 20 seconds made me spit ice coffee all over the inside of my car. Between this one and the "14"Johnson" video, I think you might be on the hook for paying to have the interior cleaned. 😂😂

Best title for a lock picking video I've seen!

😂 every term was so perfectly placed, this is a work of art

I love the LPL's April Fool's series. In fact, I think they should be his most watched videos because they are truly hilarious.

You Sir, are the best lock picker and an even better comedian 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

Never thought this would come from the lock picking lawyer.... bit it's his best video yet... 👍

Such underrated individual...Someone who can make you watch full videos of f**ckin locks deserves some honorable mentions

Wife: "Once again, to show it's not a fluke."

The composure with the jokes is sublime 😂

He's the type that will tell the funniest joke and keep a straight face!

Im dying here, normally i watch these with my son. Today the Wife gets to enjoy with me ;)

I missed the hood at twelve o'clock. cost me a second date.

How did I miss this one, bravo! So many beavers yet so little time.