A CS:GO Tournament but the Players are Blind 

*You won't see plays like this anywhere else!* Not even the players have seen these plays!!!

We need a part 2 where the players can only see each other's viewpoints

The commentators losing their shit over the idea of picking a sniper rifle followed by two unreal kills was just a magical sequence

"The flashbang goes out, and candy is blind!" Ah yes only THEN were they blind

These abominations actually do get worse every time. We are watching a man's journey towards becoming Jigsaw in real fucking time.

I never thought I would hear "NYOOM KACHOW" from the mouth of a caster during a CS:GO "tournament"

God I will never tire of "professional casters casting stupid-ass tournaments" Its easily my favorite genre

Okay, but imagine a full 5v5 team in this style. Imagine the friendly fire.

Valefisk: "Guys I have a video idea" *everyone scatters*

I was hoping this was a tournament of full 5v5 teams where everyone's blind

"I've gathered 12 of my friends" *includes himself as one of the 12 friends* Has the inflation of prices reached the point that there's an inflation of the size of friendgroups?

13:00 Candy : _(Trying actual guerilla chokepoint camping and ambush tactics)_ Virtual : _"28 STAB WOUNDS !!!"_

The only way to make this better if it was The Drunk Leading The Blind. Every time someone dies, their spotter takes a shot. The blind player has to listen to their partner progressively growing more incoherent, and the spotter has to deal with eventual liver failure.

It's like watching an AI still in training play against itself. Beautiful.

i didn't think i'd watch the whole hour but i couldn't stop laughing

Vale: no mental health care is going to be provided Dom: and candy is here with the negev to make sure of that

This will go down as one of the cs:go tournaments of time.

I would've liked to hear more of the teams shouting at each other honestly

reminds me of that one funny joke: how do you stop two blind people from fighting? yell out loud, "my money's on the guy with a knife"

The winning shot of the game was one to Candy's buttocks, this is a subtle reference to the fact that everyone's aim is ass

finally... an unrigged video where Vale gives away his money. brilliant content 😎

I love how Vale has evolved from breaking games, to breaking people.

10:54 My favorite part is that you know for a fact Candy's eyes said "turn to the right" and this man turned perfectly 90 degrees TO THE LEFT

1:02:32 not sure if anyone noticed but candy accidentally drew his score of 2 on the ground instead of aiming up.

The casting in this is brilliant.

Bro, that AWP play from PedeJo was incredible, especially if on purpose. He bought it, immediately went to a long line of sight, and scoped in, knowing that, in all likelihood, Lynx would be slow to advance through that alley and all he would have to do is small adjustments as his partner commands, and he'll get on target, and as we saw, and AWP to the shins still does a ton of damage. He basically turned himself into a tank.

11:11: "Whenever I think of left I think of the political compass" is an underappreciated line.

This is genuinely the best Esports tournament I've ever watched. Something about the players having no idea what's going on is just so entertaining.

Jan took my eyes, and my career with the Oakland Raiders.

I am surprised neither of the test subjects rebelled and basically made this hour long video just one round by constantly "running" away.

40:31, an thought the wall kill with a AWP... by a blind man. This is the content i'm here for.

"I was making corrections" The logs: "Look left" "I don't wanna go that way" *turns right* hmmmmmmm

If you keep doing 'tournaments' like these, this would be the checklist of ideas to do next: - Hoi4 at speed 1 - Mario kart blindfoolded (and/or) going backwards -Golf it on max sensitivity (Expand list on comments if you have some more ideas)

I would have liked to hear more of the players arguing with each other, especially virtiral stapping candy in the back.

this cant be real, I refuse to believe 2 people can communicate this badly🤣🤣

4:18 "I've come to save you, but I can't see" make a lot of sense in the context "The solider despite his service record and rank just simply lacks the classification clearance to lay direct eye sight upon the hostage VIP." it also give him the incase you captured truth of "You captured me Because I'm blindfolded , my command wouldn't even let me have limited eyesight for this extraction ; So how the heck would I know where the VIP went !?"

CT: "Don't worry I'm here to save you... But I can't see!" Hostage: *Concern noises* CT: "It's fine. I have a gun!" Hostage: *Concerned noises intensifies* CT: "And grenades" Hostage: *Concerned noises has evolved into fearful screaming*

Ah yes, another torture video. simply spiffing. Also love the RTGame video in your firefox window at the start, big fan

I clicked on this video thinking it was TheWarOwl but then I found out it was vale and immediately knew there was going to be a lot more suffering than I originally thought

The AWP gambit in map2 was one of the best moments i've seen in CS, hats off to Pedejo

i want to hear the pure chaos from the players pov in full so bad

I like how Vale combined his interest in making games and his lack thereof to learn programming and basically became a psychopathic online Jigsaw.

Every new Valefisk video feels like watching a mad scientist come down to the village to show off his newest more fucked up creation

The entire time I was just thinking to myself, how can it be so hard to communicate and listen? Then I had to hear the team comms for the first time.

I honestly expected this to be about Vale capturing a bunch of random people and ripping their eyeballs out before forcing them to play the game to get them back.

And I thought I was bad at CS:GO But Blind people have managed a score that's better than my average and I now know I am truly terrible.

a GREAT way to increase player anxiety would be to have the video streamed on like a 10 sec delay and have the players able to hear what the casters are saying.

Accurate depiction of what my teammates see all the time

This was pure chaos, and somehow Dom is still an excellent commentator. When he'd randomly throw in a joke that absolutely crippled Vale, it was just *chef's kiss* c'est magnifique

Imagine your a hostage and your head gets blown off by the swat member sent to save you because they have there air pods in

"Almost human reactions" and 40:28 how the T looked at the AWP and crouched, I'm ded 😂

Valefisk is a lot like Congress: they don’t put out much, but when they do, it usually hurts people in the process 😂

Every time I think they can't get worse, they do. I love it

When i was 12 i went to a "video game summer camp" where we actually did this exact same thing with blindfolds on LAN in Call of Duty 2. Unfortunately the tournament ended in disaster as a kid much older than me who was clearly cheating kept denying it and eventually got kicked out which caused him to start crying uncontrollably. This was on i think the second or third day of the camp and I'm pretty sure after that he left and never came back. Good times!

Its beautiful how this ended with both of them being mailed half of a 50$ steam giftcard

My god this is far more entertaining than actual CSGO tournaments.

me at 3 minutes in: Wow Dom is really doing serious commentary. me at 21 minutes in: nevermind

The fact The Spiffing Brit has one of the players blocked for the longest time is gold

love when dom clarifies "real life minutes"

this is unironically the most ive enjoyed watching a tournament

I love how much of a third wheel vale is in his own show

This is what I imagine deep sea creatures act like when hunting, but significantly less sad.

This is another experience if you’re listening to this at work and can’t see what they are re doing wither

My man threw a smoke grenade in a blind tournament

These accuracy rates are insane! I think in some rounds, they got over 2%! If only we could be as accurate as these pros.

Ah yes the torture spree continues. Also the caster commentary of Dom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Life and death I'l be facing cuz the match take 60 minutes per round."

I love how, Val, in the background just had the RTGames Pheonix Wright video open

So much dramatic footage, quite more exciting than most pro majors

Dom is a legend holy shit. The commentary was so funny

I thought about doing this challenge with friends but then i realised our skill levels would be the same

That commentary was pure gold, it made games 300% more fun

Just 6 minutes in and I'm laughing from the "professional" dom's cast is.

I like the fact that this may very well be the very first time these players are seeing what they've done

13:20 processing the deep trauma of being in a valefisk video The best part😂🤣

hell is being in a valefisk video 24/7, heaven is watching valefisk 24/7

I really need to know what kind of weight was dragging Candy's mouse down so much, the man just loved to shoot the floor

I want this, but it's a full 5v5 match of blind players with one seeing eye spectator per team.

absolutely screaming when pedejo landed the awp headshot through the wall, that was _nuts_

The amount of sniper shots novel missed is insane.

All is jokes and laughter until you realize that this is potentially the seed of the next CS:GO League for blind people

This makes me want to die, but It also makes me want to see a 5v5 with one single spectator for each team.

Vale’s descent into madness continues as we go from sick joke to dc villain to the human equivalent of that hypothetical machine that simulates 1000 years of torment in an hour.

I had to stop this video numerous times to catch my breath. I haven't laughed this hard since the early days of youtube. Keep up the amazing work.

that caster guy is a legend bro he makes it so much funnier

Vale, please don’t stop torturing those people

Truly had me having human reactions.

10:10 the way he just SLOOOOOWLY pans over with the Negev and brutally murders him hahaha

"I know the map don't need no map" proceeds to get ablitorated

this is the most intense CSGO tournament I have ever seen

I,Robot |2004| Battle Scene

11:15 ah yes, perfect direction "Go Authoritarian, go authoritarian, Authoritarian left now, NO NO NO WAIT, Authoritarian Right!"

"I HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU!" [escorts a manequin out, leaving the actual hostage stuck with the terrorist who is stuck in spawn]

I have no idea why but this is the most hype I’ve ever been watching cs since the glory days. Was genuinely screaming and cheering for both players

CS:GO except it's actively fun to watch. _What an innovation!_

please god release the audio for maivi and dynos side, listening to the players lose their shit sounds amazing

This is the first time I was entertained and excited about paralympics in counter-strike.

I wish I could see these from the player's perspective. I am very sad that I don't get to witness that chaos.

Waiting for the day Vale breaks the US law for his new torture video ideas, which based on the current trajectory will probably happen by the end of this year.

"now he knows exactly roughly where he is" chefkiss

This is a LOT funnier than I was expecting