I Made Custom Torture Maps in Intruder. 

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This video is exactly what all recent Valefisk videos have been like. There's existential despair, at least one person trapped in limbo for several minutes, and people actually getting excited about the mere possibility of actual gameplay. It's wonderful

It is fucking astonishing to me that the line tactics in the Crypt map actually worked.

it's so funny to me that the crypt map was the most tactical and actually had gunplay and strategy even though it's literally just an imported map of a giant maze of hallways with no cover

"Do you think putting 1,000 Bananas in everyone's inventory was a mistake?" Yes it was. You should've put MORE in there

I love that even when vale isn't trying to nake a map too torturous it somehow ends up more so in the end

The crouch maze full of bodies is the most claustrophobic thing I've ever experienced

I now eagerly await "THE PAIN MUST NEVER END" Valefisk merch.

I get the feeling that vale is an intruder in his friends' minds

"'Spooked ya'... Is that Crypt?" that soulread tho lmao

The slipping sound effect is fricking perfect in this game. It’s just so hilarious hearing it and then someone yelling as they fall off the map.

I have infinite respect for whoever was making Arma callouts 40 mins in on the Crypt map that killed me

I gotta say, I love how 49:20 is just really chill, and then you hear the yell of "Teddys made it!" and everyone start getting excited, only for him to slip, and then a dozen people all simultaneously go "awwww" in disappointment through the voice chat

I did the wise decision of not joining banana tower

800 bananas are ready, with a million more well on the way

56:01 oh my god, this is an excerpt from the rule book for the campaign to North Africa. Did they actually play a full 1000 hour campaign of it

You know it's a good day to sit, relax and laugh over others' pain when Vale uploads a video!

Is Vale literally just making an audiobook about torture methods? I’d totally listen to that.

"I named this one *Spooked ya* so that they wouldn't guess what it was" And then somebody immediately goes "Oh hey is that crypt" as soon as Vale said the maps name.

I love how Candy was just shouting Arma commands in the firing line LOL

Idk who it was, but someone in the firing line had an absolutely fuckin perfect arma ai callout voice

Can I just express my unending love for that one classical track behind every torture video? I really think it adds to the insanity and pain of the who experience and I am all here for it.

Vale: oh boy do I know how to use unity Also vale: uses 6 cubes to make a room Amazing

Well, that reference to man in cave… that one didn’t age quite so well

My favorite part of the video is still every time on the train map you just randomly hear *BONK* in the background

Okay that banana tower map is lowkey genius. It's not even torturous, it's a legit fun idea for a map.

Best part about War Thunder is it’s realistic vehicle design. And therefore you often get military secrets leaked on forums of real world soldiers trying to argue where the actual ammo box is on this new tank. It’s a lot of fun tbh. The forums I mean, the game is alright, lol.

Cellar phantom, your dedication is something else. You earned that shoutout

Purgatory is just Lynx tossing banana peels at you

Non War Thunder players wouldn't get how well it fits the theme of your channel

Almost halfway through the video, "Please let us play the fun maps". You know the video is gonna be way too short to truly enjoy the torture

This reminds me of the Race Designed to Torture People video. In it you said the "First Annual Joe's Mongoose race..." Are you actually going to be doing that every year?

Imagine sleeping when you can watch this 7 times instead.

The best part of this video was when Valefisk went "IT'S VALEFISKIN' TIME" and reminded all of those guys of a meme from last year.

Hey Vale, if you decide to make another Intruder map in the future, here are a few things I saw on Vent City that you might not have known. A: If you place a door too close to a wall and the roof is too thin (includes diagonals), then players can close the doors onto themselves to clip through the roof, which is possibly how MO got out. B: The Guard's Shrike Pistol can shoot through the Wooden Doors by default at very close range (assuming you are using SuperBossDoors). If you want to have pure chaos, the Advanced Material thing in the IntruderMM package can allow you to set penetration much higher (aka it will also work with SMGs, not just Shotguns, Snipers, and the Guard Pistol)

BANANA CHAMP 2023

It’s nice to see a company as torturous as Valefisk supporting this channel!

This video genuinely almost killed me because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I want to become friends with Valefisk but at the same time I never in my life want to interact with Valefisk.

Oh boy, remember when a game being made in unity was a good thing?

The zebra strategy in the Crawl maze is peak "boys will be boys"

The slipping SFX made me laugh more than I would like to admit tbh

Pro war thunder tip: leak classified documents to make your fav vehicle better

I still want to see uncut monopoly i want to see the hours of just sitting there

48:32 “I’VE GOT 800 MORE BANANAS” Had me laughing so much

Combat Units

I don't really know much about Vale and his friend group, but I feel like half the time they pull through and play these things because they all can enjoy it together, otherwise they are just losing their minds lmao

Yes now, this is a real gem and such a Valefisk tailored game, lovely to see

I will now rewatch this video every second of the day to get the most mileage of valefisks abhorrent upload schedule

the best parts of these were just people figuring out the meta strats that vale didn't think of, and basically just ruining the game for everyone else, somehow exactly as designed.

I wonder how angry Vale would get if for one of these videos a Masochist makes their way into the game, and Vale tries to upset them while they get more and more happy.

Truly a tactical game

That Halo map I actually know of specifically as Castle Wars, where you must reach the enemy base to steal their flag; yes, a CTF version of that Morbius thing.

Glad to see someone's familiar with the Campaign for North Africa. Couple other games which might have potential for the channel: Nomic (a game about politics and what I was hoping your democracy video was), and Magic Realm (the *second* most complex board game of all time).

I wonder if Vale has ever check out the Team Fortress 2 custom maps. Seems right up his alley.

Oh boy, new video where Valefisk makes both treasured friends and random strangers have a worse day! My favorite!!

"which is hidden inside... *the crouch maze*" oh dear god, Joe strikes again

Nothing more sounds better than the cries of men and the wailing of the trumpets of the opening of a new Vailfisk vid

If Gregor Samsa one day woke up and was metamorphezised into a torturous mapmaker

I don't know if I could handle being trapped under a pile of bodies in a vent for ten minutes, my noggin couldn't take the trauma.

Least Chaotic Intruder Game

This has a great balance of elaborate and inescapable digital torture, wacky memes™, and genuinely gripping down-to-the-wire competitive and tactical gameplay. It's that mixture which produces the real good stuff on this channel.

Another fine addition to the Valefisk cinematic universe.

RU-vid randomly started playing your videos out of nowhere, now I'm hooked and love the content. Love the vibes the environment gives off and the editing style.

The real intruders were the friends who suffered along the way

How convenient I was just looking at your channel last night wondering when the next torture session was gonna be

That crouch-maze triggers my claustrophobia and I'm merely watching

I blew novel up more times than I can count

I laughed so hard when I heard Arma 3 refs at 39:57 : "2,5,7, return to formation!" and "Contact, men, 200 meters, front !"

This whole video is a great example of devs intentions of a map or game vs their playerbase being just a lil goofy

1 thing to say is that the crypt it could be interesting but it's so huge that all of the times that I played it we only killed ourselfs just to end the match and skip to another map. Believe me it's pure torture and fun (but not so fun) when you're in a server with the "random map at end of the match" enabled and the crypt is always chosen between 2 maps.

The only thing that would make the morbius map better was if there was ice physics on the bridge, and if objects spawned and fell from the sky with horizontal velocity to shove players around.

The rule hint at the end is indeed for the campaign of north africa. God bless Valefisk and his friends for playing this game.

the bananas had me HOLLERING. lynx is a fucking genius

I genuinely laughed for 2 straight minutes at 6:43 my sides hurt so bad 😂😂😂

Banana tower's torture factor would have been drastically improved with only CS grenades instead of normal ones

Thanks for accompanying my mental breakdown valefisk, grateful for the upload.

Ah yes, my three favorite words to see in Vales titles "I" "Made" and "Torture". Always leads to the inevitable suffering for everyone involved, including himself sometimes.

Vale grows stronger with every torture video he makes

40:09 that explosion was a perfect censor

Make more content on this game, or in general, because I really enjoy it

I found vale because I was browsing steam and I happened to see crypt, at first I thought I vale was just a indie developer. Little did I know that faithful day I found someone who belittles and tortures people. TLDR being broke on steam let me find this great channel.

And now it’s very unfortunate that it’s in Unity

*Valefisk Uploads* Me: Welp.. Time to Lose Brain cells in the Best way Possible (Love your Content Vale, Keep the Cursed Chaos Coming)

14:35 was straight out of home alone

Shoutout to my man at 39:54 shouting like the Arma AI, wasted way too much time playing that game and would do it again in a heartbeat EDIT: Just a heads up, don't fall for the bot in my replies

6:42 this clip, just something about it is comedy gold to me

As I lay on my death bed, life slowly draining from my body, light leaving my eyes, vision glowing cloudy, I saw a figure walking closer. Through the death haze, it was hard to make out who it was. But then I heard his laugh. A laugh I would never forget. Valefisk. I reached out a pleading hand, desperate to grasp life from the brink of death. A quick motion. A sharp pain. He... He had kicked me. As I lay there, I heard one last sentence. "Yeah, that's unfortunate."

oh no. the next video is kenshi. that desert survival game where the one guy did a torso run. i ain't a patreon but i've seen enough suffering from that game to know where it's going

This guy isn't the evil we deserve but he's the evil we need. I salute you

Oh god, I've been playing Intruder for years and love how utterly chaotic this game can be. I'm sure this will only go well.

Anyone notice the floating spinning banana under the bridge at 53:07?

Wait it has proximity chat AND Ragdolls? It's perfect!

49:08 you are saying like its the bad thing. It was one of the best part of it all. I would love to watch it as a stream.

Im so happy I have waited so long for more intruder content from anyone

I feel like people were having too much fun in this, and not enough torture.

40:00 The guy making Flashpoint references is a gem.

When you consider that Valefisk Patrons participate in these videos, we conclude that they are, in fact, paying to have 'friends', which is a truly wretched state of affairs

"Spooked Ya, is that Crypt?" Vale: _Immediate disappointment_

The Ad Begins At 4:09, And Ends At 4:58.

There are so many scenes in this video that wouldn’t be out of place in a brutal war movie if it weren’t for the hysterical laughter coming from everyone there! XD