A Day in the Life of Markiplier 

Thanks for watching! I would like to mention that my daily routine has evolved to incorporate a greater quantity of hand-washing and a lesser quantity of outdoor excursions! Proud member of the clean-hand gang now so keep those fingies shiny and clean!

"I'ts not a person. It's a lamp." That wasn't for us, he had to reassure himself 😂

“It kind looks like ass” “But it tastes amazing” “Just like ass” - Markiplier

"it looks like ass but it tastes amazing, sooo.. just like ass" wise words from markiplier 2020

This man is such a productive, determined, and genuinely wonderful human being.

“ I am a man who owns 5 ovens “ *orders prepped meals and just warms up Dinty Moore

I love how casual he was just like “I’m biking in my undies”

The only things I took from this: -Mark is more productive in a day than I am in a week -I'm not weird for putting hot sauce on my eggs -Amy is frickin adorable and the two of them are the best couple I've ever seen

I feel like im invading his privacy, this dude is too nice

Markiplier: *does a full routine Me: *sits on my ass all day watching markiplier videos*

"call my agent do not call me I will not answer the phone" *is suddenly reminded that Mark is a celebrity*

When he said he's going to bed at 10 pm I started rethinking my whole life

The scene at 14:07 is the cutest moment ever... I love how Amy just spins around and say: ,,Crispy edges are the best part." And then there is that smile. :)

Alternate title: *We stalk Markiplier for 18 minutes straight*

"I don't wanna be a bodybuilder" Mark, you look like a greek statue.

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A HUG AND HOT CHOCOLATE. WRAP A BLANKET AROUND HIM AND NEVER LET HIM GO. HE IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS EARTH TO CONTAIN.

We need a part two now that it's been a few years

Mark: "My bed time is 10 o'clock." Me: *currently watching this at 3:45 AM* "wild"

Mark: "trying to eat 2000 calories." Me: thinks back to the hotdog eating contest and malic acid steak

This is a video that I keep coming back to. Every time I feel stuck and unable to start my day, I put this on and feel like I have someone to get up & go with. Take that, chronic illness & mental health, I can get out of bed & do my physio because Markiplier did too!

Amy: "Is he gonna put needles in you WHILE you're freezing?" Amy you precious soul i love you

Mark: “be a good girl while I’m gone okay?” Chica: *Peace was never an option father*

The media: Gamers are just people who spend all their time indoors and don't care about health or hygiene! Markiplier:

I love how much he talks about his dad

It's so amazing that Mark exactly knows his perfect lifestyle, it has a difference with a lot of other youtubers. Mark is just a special dude

Mark: "it doesn't need any music, my voice is nice the way as it is" Me: yes, yes it is.

No one: Absoutely no one: Mark: I'm iN My UndiEs

Markiplier: talking about how healthy he's trying to be My fridge everytime i open it: oh god please not again...

seeing how productive he was in one day is making me want to be productive lmao

Imagine waking up and looking out your window and seeing markiplier walking his dogs

He's just living a healthy and calm life.

"Go watch it over on Unus Annus" I sobbed

Rewatching this, and I remembered the Three Peens streams. I miss those. Although Distractible is nice, I miss sitting around watching Mark Bob and Wade playing games for a few hours every Tuesday.

Mark at 10 am: Woke up, walked with his dogs, was at the gym, did his workout, drank coffee, practiced juggling and made thumbnails Me at 10 am: Wakes up

I genuinely love the “this is my normal life” vids, but like... seeing Mark with Amy, or just eating, or working out, it’s wholesome in a way. It just feels nice to see a person you’ve watched for years happy and healthy, with the people they love.

Amy seems like such a fun person.

God damn I can see why Mark has such a good life, it’s because he does things and goes outside, i need to be like him more

Mark: "I am a man with 5 ovens!" also Mark: "I don't have a tripod for my phone"

Mark: *In the shower* My sister: What the heck are you watching? Me: _I can explain-_

As soon as I saw he wakes up at around 6 AM I instantly knew he definitely has a more productive day than me

Markiplier's lifestyle is the lifestyle that I really wanna strive for, he's very productive with his time yet enjoying what he's doing.

Mark: talks a lot about health, exercise, and self care Me, who hasn't left the couch for 3 hours: interesting

Markiplier: "I do two workouts a day..." Also Markiplier: *LOSES HIS NINTENDO SWITCH IN A BAG FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS*

I can confirm his egg method is legit, i now wake up and feel like a greek god

You know i could honestly keep on watching a day in the life of Markiplier i love it :)

Mark: "you stay here and guard the house" Chica: *demons papa...THEY ARE HERE*

“Apparently it’s raining” Mark: *grabs a coat, not an umbrella*

For the last 9 years or more, can't really recall exactly when I found this man's channel, but every video I've ever watched here has always been soothing in a way. Thanks Mark. I really do hope and wish the best for you in life.

Markiplier: “Don’t expect some spectacular workout thing” *does a whole training montage*

He does more before noon than I do in an entire day.... What am I doing with my life?

11:43 Amy just sadly shouting "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!" is my favourite thing in this video.

the “fuck off Siri!” got me dying 😂

I hope that someday I'll be able to live every day with as much determination and happiness as this man does

DEAR GOD he's done more in a day than I've done in about two years.

Mark never has on camera conversations with Amy, just yells to her from varying places in the house and it’s supremely entertaining

This motivates me to actually get a life :'D It's been about 2 years I'm barely going out, and seeing this just cheer me up so much to do more sports, like even a jogging OUTSIDE every morning or something, having heathy routines sound exciting !! I really want to, and I certainly will. Thank you, Mark, for sharing this. Send hugs to Amy, Henry and Chica.

I KNOW IM SO LATE FOR THIS VIDEO BUT THE WAY MARK LOOKS AT AMY????? AT 9:09 ?????? EVEN JUST AT THE CAMERA????? AND DONT EVEN START WITH ME. WE CANNOT. YES. WE. CANNOT. BLAME. MARK. AMY'S GORGEOUSLY BEAUTIFUL ?????????

His voice is so deep in the morning wtf

This is like a procrastinator’s nightmare.

14:05 AMY'S TWIRL IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER

Every time I see Chica in Mark’s vids I get so happy that I cry. Chica’s eyes scream so much love I just can’t handle it

“I guarantee you no one is standing back there” Ethan in the corner: heheheheheeh

Mark: "Smell that?" Me: "Yes I can. It smells like smell"

I wish he did more of these vlogs. Mark will probably say his life is boring but for some reason I feel at piece watching this and I actually like seeing Mark be his human self

2:47 Mark's watch predicts Elden Ring😱

I love the way mark talks to the camera as if he's talking to someone he's known for years

"You can watch the video over on Unus Annus." 1. Lie down. 2. Try not to cry. 3. Cry a lot.

Hey mark just wanted to say that im happy your still with us even if it was like the world was trying to destroy you i love you mark and i wish to see you once have a great day im happy your here🥰😁

mark seems like such a fun and cool guy to know and be with just watching his peloton workout makes me realize that he is prolly the best youtuber on terms of being himself online and not having insecurity about being himself love you mark! >3

Why is his voice literally deeper than my depression

Mark: "Its spooky out there." Me: "Eh, it's not super spo..." * Mini Jump Scare * Me: We've lost the trust Mark.

This has actually inspired me to start taking care of myself thank you mark.

I always come back to this video because I love seeing what mark does in a day and it's kind of calming and motivating I wish he'd make another since it's been awhile, PS congrats on In Space with Markiplier!

When you actually realize how B I G he is like holyy

I'm curious what Amy does during the day while Mark is being an absolute overachiever by living a full day before 9:00am haha

1:49 “if you’ve been watching unus Annus” I wonder what that could be. Kidding, I was there. Memento Mori

MARK YOU SHOULD DO THIS EVERY YEAR JUST AN IDEA LOVEYA

Mark: "If you've been watching Unus Annus you-" Me: _cries_

He says goodnight at the end as if he knows we’re all watching this at 1am

I never realized this but Mark and Amy are adorable together

This video is so calming, something abt it is so nice, I watch this every time I have trouble sleeping and I've probs rewatched this 20+ times

Alternative title: A Day with Mark's Demons and his Horrific Shoulder Pain

We now need “A Day in The Life of Chica” or we riot!

I love how he just cassually listens to music with airpods like a typical teenager

Mark you are officially the first person that made Siri go off in a RU-vid video. Thanks man

Mark: “He’s been helping me get in shape.” Also Mark: *visibly massive*

I was not ready for that shower scene mark. You scared the hell outta me 🤦‍♀️

i love how mark named one of his dogs chica

this must be what not having depression feels like

Mark: it’s currently 8:37 am Me: wait but you’ve already done more than I do in an entire day...

1:16 Mark: "Spooky" Me: Thats not spook- HOLY SH

i revisit this so much to fall asleep. his voice is so god damn soothing and calming its beautiful

Mark: "Biking is HARD" Me, from The Netherlands: "...pathetic"

why do i feel like a child spending a day with their father? like when he talks about the coffee?

2:30 so that’s why she said what she said

The note that his toothbrush makes at the start of the clip at the end is the same note as the first note in Rusted Root's "Send Me on My Way"

mark: *going on with his daily life* siri: *i’m about to end this whole man’s career.*

He did more with his morning than I do in my whole day...

I come here to get motivation. Seeing mark live his life just makes me want to live mine. The fact that we have similar lives makes me want to live life.

I just came back to this video because mark has been helping me feel better about my bad life I keep thinking I want to be just like him I want to look like him he inspired me in this video and in videos now to be healthier and work out more I usually only go to the gym twice a week but watching this I want to do everything that he's doing and try not to be a sad sap in my bed all day doing nothing I hope he knows that he inspires me and a lot of other people to do things and make their life happier and better I hope one day I'll be able to accomplish how I want to look like and be like and mark has helped with that tomorrow is the first day I'm going to start working out twice a day and drink as much as mark does and hopefully one day I'll be happy and not depressed in my room all day