A Pizza Cake - Assertive Acquisitions #90

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Welcome to Assertive Acquisitions, the series where Capac, TheFinalEvent97 (or TFE if you're lazy like me) and I will be making every effort to acquire the unique ASSERT thrusters which can only be stolen from NPCs and using these to assemble a ship of our own.
Find Capac at / capacamaru
Find TFE at / thefinalevent97
I'm incredibly grateful for the help of the people behind the scenes, the 'Player NPCs' if you will. Without them I'd have to learn how to make a proper AI, and it still wouldn't be as good :)
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18 июн 2024

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@shadowdrake082 13 дней назад

Kinda digging “season 3” of AA. We had the moon, the skywarp space chronicles, and now the planet rovering. Will season 4 be “the hunt for skywarp because the dread space pirate Blackshadow is ransoming it for the elusive splitsie skull?”

@mp-vh2pz 13 дней назад

This is something I never knew I needed

@axeell92 13 дней назад

Blackshadow will steal Skywarp, and paint it something horrible like purple 😂

@fantasypvp 12 дней назад

flashbacks to survival unlikely.

@haimmynz1903 12 дней назад

I would love it if when they get back to space the Skywarp has been sloten 😂😂😂😂

@shadowdrake082 12 дней назад

@@haimmynz1903 For real! I half expect it be either stolen, or for some reason it is jacked up and all the thrusters and jump drives were stolen.

@anumeon 13 дней назад

Capac:ism of the day Oh Yeah, i am trying to give you guys a wide berth. So that i don't crush one of you and get crushed by the other one

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Accurate :D

@thomaswilliams6690 12 дней назад

Like a badly thought out Russian nesting doll

@fantasypvp 13 дней назад

this gives me flashbacks to escape unlikely lmao, can't be long until capac builds a second floor on his rover and sends it into space 🤣

@gruzzob 13 дней назад

And sends it _back_ in to space. It was a "landed" space ship after all.

@zzzires5045 13 дней назад

Engage 90 degree gyro and open thrusters. Capac style escape angle is only 90°

@bennigek7196 13 дней назад

@@gruzzob the bitterpill was a ground medical station if I recall correctly

@Nico-jc8fw 13 дней назад

@@bennigek7196 It was! I think @gruzzob meant the Kogia was landed from space. Then “landed” a bit harder by Splitsie with a piston.

@gruzzob 12 дней назад

I was in fact meaning the Kogia landed from space. And yes, the Bitter Pill was as medical facility of some description. Stolen from the dastardly... whatever the faction in Escape From Mars was called.

@UfoLBeerSeeker 13 дней назад

"Why are you defeating my dreams of another trailer" - You're an addict, you know ;P

@nighthunter3039 13 дней назад

A trailer addict

@Crazy_Gamer1704 13 дней назад

I don’t know why, but I had a dream about this series… it was titled something like “Can Capac Lift?” And all I remember from this imaginary episode was Capac’s rover flying off atmos, trying to pick up some rover, getting about 100 meters into the air then just falling from the sky like a brick in a big fiery explosion. It had dialogue as well, but I forgot

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

That sounds like some things that we'd do :P

@CassGenadius 12 дней назад

Just wanted to say. Been going through a lot of tough things lately. And your uploads, with all their shenanigans and humor, really make my days much more bearable, thank you!

@gruzzob 13 дней назад

Trust the madman who lifted up a building and put it on wheels to pick up another building and sell it. What's next, an asteroid?

@anferrr 13 дней назад

Big rovers climbing rough terrain, brings back memories :)

@rakdosrok5816 13 дней назад

And memories of a really big crash.. yaaay! XD

@Nico-jc8fw 13 дней назад

I'm still hoping to see once more the glory that was the large cargoball, a.k.a. the center of funk (and mass)

@octavius32a64 13 дней назад

At least the right side is well protected, he said showing the exposed h2 tank ;)

@Eisen_Jaeger 13 дней назад

and this is the comment I was waiting for :D

@gruzzob 13 дней назад

It's okay, hydrogen tanks aren't explosi- wait a minute

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

It's ok, the tank is only partly filled at this stage, 1/2 a large tank of H2 doesn't explode that much surely :P

@dreamingmage7524 12 дней назад

i would pay money for unedited footage of tfe and capac talking about star wars with Splitsie yawning loudly and complaining about them talking

@corpnut2906 12 дней назад

love this series you guys got me into playing SE so many options every time i play

@ezrahclay-hg1pq 12 дней назад

I love the aa guns on the small rover of those guys

@chabiflo45 13 дней назад

The lesson to be learned from this episode: the only off-road vehicle is a flying machine... 🤣🤣🤣

@MrWarriorProphet 12 дней назад

I wouldn't be surprised if those guys were getting those thrusters off the Skywarp! 😜

@Eisen_Jaeger 11 дней назад

🤣

@EGOKitten7770 12 дней назад

Oh I've taken out one of those parallax bunkers before. It only had 8 interior turrets but, four are behind armor on the corners. There wasn't much left after all the shelling I did on it. Though from your view it appears to have been given more turrets since. Splitsie that tree flung you so high into the air with a rover that heavy, and you landed it. 👏👏👏

@kelemvour 12 дней назад

The RBLF enjoys watching the Splitsie & Crew flounder around. Just as long as they don’t sell anything with a Red Battery… 😂😂😂😂😂

@poachermd8238 13 дней назад

Great series, all caught up now.

@professortrog7742 11 дней назад

Well that was a rather smooth transition from pistons and digging to a rocket booster on capacs car, wasn’t it 😅

@Splitsie 10 дней назад

There was about an hour and 15 minutes of us messing around and not making progress that I culled to less than 15 minutes so there were a few bits that were hard to smoothly edit together, but believe me, it was better than experiencing it all in real time 😂

@StickJock819 12 дней назад

For someone who loves trailers so much, I'm surprised you game from a shed.

@hagangray8006 12 дней назад

"I'm now Capac, hello" -TFE edit: also "heh poor people" had me laughing so badly lol

@BlueEclipse2305 13 дней назад

It's the Most Wonderful Time, Of the Weeek!

@holden4ever 13 дней назад

I really want to hear the full Star Wars discussion.

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Trust me, you really don't. But I'm sure you could trigger Capac to do the same rant by telling him that Disney is great and hasn't ruined so many things that he loved :P

@colinsutherland8446 12 дней назад

Wow. So much noise for one grinder....that was clangs brother...KLANG!

@rakdosrok5816 13 дней назад

Is it just me or do anyone of you also really enjoy it when splitsie panics and just repeats "bad wrong" over and over again?

@mandyspence1599 13 дней назад

Yes, its one of his best phrases... Along with nonononono!

@LightwolfsAdventures 13 дней назад

"Its to hard pushing him up the Hill"..... -Me: "Hold my beer",.... seconds later,.... WE need a WELDERr!!!!!!

@jasonfabrick9308 13 дней назад

I had a thought a while back about Star Wars (A New Hope) wherein the "Restored" Han and Jabba scene Jabba should have been a hologram. Then Han would not have needed to step on his tail to walk around him.

@Toshiro-- 12 дней назад

Just finished this weeks assertive adventures. My 12 year old eagerly awaits the next. Always entertaining. 👋

@jacoblansman8147 13 дней назад

The Van Go is mounting the Kogia...

@zysis 12 дней назад

You guys need a villain to capture Capac and have your engineering prowess save him from said villain. I'd happily be that villain lol I even have the coolest villain name already worked out, but this is not the place to mention such things

@ververat 13 дней назад

Time for Agglomerover?

@Eisen_Jaeger 13 дней назад

pizza cake is just lasagna :P

@mr_6952 13 дней назад

The building at the end looks like Albert Einstein 😂

@Nico-jc8fw 13 дней назад

Awww, for a moment I was hoping we'd finally see Capac and Splitsie get hitched. They already argue like an old couple anyway =^.^=

@kiwischolz9811 13 дней назад

49:48 this show is now R-rated. The rovers started mating 😬

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Nah, just a nature documentary :D

@BloodyMobile 12 дней назад

"Temporary solutions are the best solutions." - Permanent temporary solutions. Sounds like another Splitsie series tbh... was that already one? It feels familiar... 24:39 oh hey, a ladder, I wonder where this leads xD

@markcunningham2243 13 дней назад

If TFE is Capac and Capac is TFE then who the hell is this Splitsie fella ?

@marcusw86 12 дней назад

I loved Capac And T.F.E Hurd out on starwrs..

@kalandarkclaw8892 12 дней назад

you can spot a TFE build from a miles away Just look for the block on wheels or with thrusters

@axeell92 13 дней назад

You know what this game needs? Ropes! With a winch block as well so many applications Also could make Snow Runners mod that’s actually worth doing haha

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Yeah a winch would be pretty cool and give us a reason for the adamantium trees :D

@Eisen_Jaeger 12 дней назад

I would almost kill for a SnowRunner winch type mod.. 'almost'

@OMG.HopsGnue 13 дней назад

Watched and Liked 👍

@DecPlays_ 13 дней назад

Van (don't) Gogh no more!

@Eisen_Jaeger 13 дней назад

Tom Petty.. don't Van Gogh around here no more... 🎶

@_ratfink 13 дней назад

Lunchtime 🎉

@bordelorganise 13 дней назад

You may want to try "better spotlights" mod to drive your rovers at night. I found it really useful.

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

I use my long range searchlights mod, which also includes a range increase for spotlights :)

@adrewadrew5860 12 дней назад

Buy some medkits and power kits if you want fight on foot. That way you dont have to go back to rover for resupply. Clang cola also can do trick. That H2 tank even having 10% can do quite the dmg, "free" missile hit for enemy isnt nice. Be aware that enemy turrets gona shoot your wheels first when showing broadside so maybe turn left extention in to damage control area with decoy so this gonna be shoot first. I never fought in that big rover. My bigest tank was bearly half size of the cogia but this should work.

@Anubis_RPGaming 13 дней назад

New to the channel new to the game love it

@jkirkwood2018 13 дней назад

Welcome to your next addiction :)

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Glad you're enjoying it :)

@knutzzl 12 дней назад

TKC... Capac 224. TFE 7. Splitsie 439. 670 subtot 1210. All thank @Kanajashi for finding out Josh is made of Titanium. PRAISE JOSH!!!

@user-iu1ft6xi1i 12 дней назад

24:39 found the ladder.🤦‍♂

@kentheknight 7 дней назад

I LOVE YOU!!!!

@karifaevt 13 дней назад

that's a llotta newtons

@ChillAAAGaming 12 дней назад

That base looks like Murderface...

@mandyspence1599 13 дней назад

There were some many 'run that back and watch again' moments in this episode, it was that epic!

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Glad you enjoyed it that much :)

@yuriynovytskyy7984 12 дней назад

I don't understand, is this some kind of a public server or were these just actors?

@zekehunter2473 13 дней назад

Man I love the red dust coming up on the salt flats. What planet is this? Modded or what?

@gruzzob 13 дней назад

The planet is Crait, by CaptainArthur. And yes, modded.

@davidmcclenaghan2461 13 дней назад

Tree Killer :P

@SolearGnG 12 дней назад

Is there a modlist I can take a look at? I'm mostly interested in the mod that lets you sell your grids. Thanks.

@Eisen_Jaeger 12 дней назад

Trade Operators Coalition I think

@SolearGnG 12 дней назад

@@Eisen_Jaeger Cool thank you.

@Chronostra 13 дней назад

0:54 Wise words there TFE 19:38 Why did TFE go 80m/s+ with park brake on?

@Eisen_Jaeger 12 дней назад

that was probably indicating his mag plates holding the thruster

@Ascylian 12 дней назад

Did capac upload the pull o conflict to the workshop before it got destroyed?

@Jacko4634 13 дней назад

Splitse can we please see the van go fly into space and park next to the sky warp

@npenick66 13 дней назад

All that driving and not one surprise boulder? Starting to think you boys aren't even trying.

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

I'm not sure this planet even has them :P

@awolgamming7793 13 дней назад

mmmm 5 am splitsie

@timothy2055 12 дней назад

It be nice if the people who made suit stuff made a suit cloaking so get up close but cant fire or it truns off 😆

@Alexquints 13 дней назад

Gett8ng some wrong way down vibes at the beginning,

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

I think we all were too, something about that many wheels and a hill :D

@johnjaeger2968 7 дней назад

Commenting for algorithm. Tomorrow is coming

@spacenewsoficial 11 дней назад

Hi Splitsie, can you make a tutorial about Trash Removal?

@jonathanbair523 13 дней назад

I hope his contact was not the convoy you guys attacked and left all them mines on the side of that salt flat..... The convoy where you got that thruster on TFE's rover...

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Fingers crossed

@JAY-fq7sb 13 дней назад

OH, My ocd just got triggered. Splitse built interior lights on the outside of his base rover and the first ones were horizontal. Then he placed two more vertical. NO, NO, NO! They must!!!! I mean MUST be all the SAME DIRECTION!!!!🥺🤦‍♂🤷‍♂ Why Splitse....WHY? I will have to close my eyes when this shows up. Because it will be the only thing I SEE. 😑🤦‍♂

@Eisen_Jaeger 13 дней назад

rest of the building/rover isn't symmetrical so why should the lights be..

@JAY-fq7sb 13 дней назад

@@Eisen_Jaeger No matter what the lights have to be the same direction. It just how it needs to be. 😂👍

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Don't worry, just like the rover, the lights are just 'temporary' :D

@8dotA 10 дней назад

Hey splitsie that ship selling thing is a mod or inbuilt one if it's a mod can tell me it's name Thank you

@Splitsie 9 дней назад

The mod is called trade operator's coalition 🙂

@8dotA 9 дней назад

@@Splitsie thank you so much

@Unmannedperson 13 дней назад

I feel like Assertive Acquisitions has started morphing into Wrong Way Up, in all the best ways. Speaking of, when is the next season of such Grand Tour-esque-apades?

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

I'm working on the concepts for what will hopefully be the next thing like that, it'll likely be in the Southern Hemisphere summer as that's when the time differences are best :)

@Unmannedperson 13 дней назад

@@Splitsie Looking forward to it!

@Rikard_Nilsson 13 дней назад

TFE is right. Nothing beats that awful muppet song and dance number they tacked onto Return of the Jedi. Makes me glad I have the original tv version on VHS...granted I can't remember if I still have my VCR or if I threw it out since I never use it...

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

lol Sounds about right for VHS :D

@LugborG 13 дней назад

I’ll admit, I would have been involved in that Star Wars conversation just as long as they were. Mostly to grumble about Disney butchering the franchise.

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

I've heard Capac moan about Disney ruining it so many times now that I didn't want to listen to it again :D

@Splitsie 13 дней назад

Not saying he's wrong mind you, I agree with him, but still :P

@LugborG 12 дней назад

@@Splitsie I think, for me at least, it was the fact that I grew up with the Expanded Universe. I had a bookshelf (taller than me, even) full of the books, and when Disney bought the franchise and decided to do their own thing, they pretty much invalidated everything on those shelves in one go. That move alone soured me on their stuff, and the movies didn’t exactly help.

@johnjaeger2968 7 дней назад

@LugborG same, bro. I've got most of the old EU books. And then some Disney Defender will be like, "but why do you care? Some of the EU was bad!" Yeah, some of the books were lemons, but most were pretty good and I was enjoying reading the legacy of the jedi. Granted, I think Karen Traviss hyperfocused too much on Mandalorians and made them be too OP while also sounding like a liberal arts students dream utopia, but with guns.