Acolyte 7: Yes, it's gotten worse. 

@@typhonset Seriously! 😂😂🤣 He doesn't even say it like a joke because it really is a statement of fact!

Tru dat

Spoilers in a jug of milk that's been left in the sun for a couple of days? Pikachu face?

@@mostawesomecomment6553 HAHAHAH

Stopped caring since the ultimate insult that was TLJ. Ruin Hamsterface Johnson made it absolutely clear to me that Star Wars ended with episode VI.

Chernobyl, the actual disaster was less damaging than Disney Starwars 😂

Hookers and Blow.

I'm waiting for when we find out for the past decade Disney has been laundering money through these projects.

I suspect they are using "Hollywood accounting" to shift losses and under cut the expenses of previous failures onto shows like Acolyte and Captain Falcon: Brave America man, that nobody cares about and everyone knows will fail.

Many areas where the money was wasted (covered by articles): 1. They were building sets, props and costumes for Season 2 (yes they were that confident) 2. Many aspects of production were overspent on. One example is the music. For the Power of Many song (which was produced into a purchasable track), Lesley insisted on hiring musicians, writers and choir singers from around the world to "reflect the diversity of the music." - So instead of hiring locally (e.g. Canada or USA, or England, wherever the music department was), they bought air tickets, fed, housed, paid support staff for talent from multiple countries, races, cultures and ages from around the world. This easily would have cost near a million (instead of say $50,000 if the song was produced using nearby local talent in a much more efficient manner). 3. Multiple reshoots were required. THINK ABOUT THIS - the episodes we got were RESHOT after initial feedback and comments were that they were very bad. One example is that Qimir (the Asian evil Sith) was originally supposed to be revealed in Season 2, then they changed their mind and Lesley rewrote and inserted him more into Season 1. Lastly, each episode is only 27 minutes on average. This is AFTER you remove the intro, 'Previously on...' segments, and REALLY LONG end credits (6 minutes in some episodes!!!). Without factoring in useless scenes, duplicated flashbacks and unnecessary pauses, you are looking at over $3.3 million per minute (or $55,000 per second).

Way off in your comparison, Space Balls is vastly more Star Wars than "Daaa powar of mmaaaannnyyyyy"

Combing the desert. 🪮 🏜️ 🌵

@@ThePeachtree69 "We aint find sh*t" "Only cringe and cat moms wet dreams and money laudering sheme there. "

No kidding, if that script was put in front of someone for a Spaceballs 2 script they'd be like... this is a great parody! Spaceballs 2 needs making and needs to heavily features this crap!

Good one. I liked that a lot.

@@Karzir1 In Empire, Luke doesn't even have to tell the computer of his X-wing to scan Degoba when he first gets there, it just gives him the info when he arrives in orbit. So a star fighter commissioned during the rebellion is better equipped than what these Jedi have during the height of the Republic.

@@rossdavis4587 Yeah, it was a lowest-bidder kind of thing.

The writers are flinging poop at the wall.

I heard it is spliced from 3 to 4 DIFFERENT versions. the weird switches in MAE'S goals and motivations on a dime do support this

No. It would be more enjoyable if it was that. This is genuinely terrible.

in my experience every assumption of any let s call it "deeper intent" gives the disney showrunners too much credit. it s interesting how the viewers are trying their best to make sense of plotpoints/events/characters and come up with really creative ideas, only to find out that showrunners simply did not think so far, didn t bother, did not care or just thought..."nah it will be okay why put in more effort" so yeah...no, it s just terrible!

​@catsupchutney yeah, and the fans are up-against that wall

I believe the line was “I meant to feel up my Padawan.” That sounds more like Darth Wienerstein.

@@jeffsmith5436 Feel up is more like Lesley's job. From what I understand she was his err... Taste Tester 🤢

Totally!!

Lezbean Headcase 😂

🎖

Was it Leslye Headland who sent Cara Delavigne into Harvey Weinstein's hotel room to effectively suck it up and kiss a lesbian? If she wasn't the assistant responsible for that particular incident, she most likely had similar situations to inspire her sick writing.

I wonder if there is a galactic U-Haul company lol

I thought you said "sanctity". But that was me projecting, as I realized I had to go to confession. This show is stealing my soul.

Dont listen to them actually watch it. The show is actually good. These people are just woke baiting and being overtly hyperbolic while hopping on an undeserved hate train

@@FreebirthBoccara we are all entitled to our opinions, however this show to me and many others is beyond terrible. Because it's "woke"? I mean in part because they treat anyone who is white and especially a man as trash and idiotic. But for me the worst point is how horrible the writing is. It's full of weird plot holes, it breaks cannon frequently and without any kind of shame. It deserves the bad reviews because to a lot of us it is bad

​@@FreebirthBoccaraBro, we don't all have bad taste like you. This is what happens when an established franchise is given to people that have zero respect for it and it's fans Turning it into a female focused franchise is their only priority and everything else like: good writing, likeable characters, respecting canon are just after thoughts The action in Episode 5 was quite engaging n it received praise from these so-called haters Disney has a solid track record of pushing agenda ahead of entertainment so, it'd be stupid to give them a benefit of a doubt. It's wise to check out the reviews of any Disney products before making your decision

@FreebirthBoccara FreebirthBoccara: "Do not liiisten to them, liiisten only to meee. Open yooor miiinds, giiive into THE MESSAGE..."

Jedi For The Sith Guy

😂LOL😅!

Lezbeans of Coruscant

I'd watch the shit out of Keeping up with the Hutts.

😍😍😍😍😍

Beam me off this hell Scotty!

@@user-yv4mm6bx3c WELSHYYYYYYYY!!!

@@user-yv4mm6bx3c Even the og Capt Kirk would abandon this mission

This script may have started life as a Star Trek fanfic.

they are supposed to be highly trained masters of the mind and body. from 4 years old for fucks sake. why is this whiny padawan out of the temple? why isnt he in control of his emotions? they would have sensed that YEARS ago and he would still be training and not let out for fucks sake. this is just insipid writing

Why didn't the girls just take a few steps backwards to where the bridge was solid? Unless it just somehow magically (forceically? farcically?) floated in air and had neither an on-ramp nor an off-ramp or fixture of any kind, that is. I've not seen the show.

Yes

Plot needs to plot.

Also, Reva was stabbed twice the same way, once as a child and once as an adult... I don't even think she went to the hospital.

You just don't understand Lightsabers like Disney does.

Also, what's with the light sabre stabbing? IIRC, the irritating feline lesbo gets stabbed three times in the chest by Darth Zipper Mouth. What happened to good old slicing? One motion, job done. Why pull out all the way twice to go back in again instead of just exiting to the side? Is this something Leslye learned from Weinstein, or what?

Does that mean if you can find the Really Dead One, and say remove her from the circuit, the others would come back to life?

@@randydewees7338 They have testers for that on late night TV!

Kathleen Kennedy's fault: "Put a chick in it and maker lame and gay". They got the "gay", and the series wiring took care of the "lame". SouthPark nails it again.

Parallel witches would have made more sense, or RAID-5 witches.

@@grbradsk I think Eric said "Put a chicken and make her lame and gay"

No scanners on the ship when they arrive?

Written by people who have never been in the woods let alone in the wilderness.

they were able to sense from light years away the force on this planet, but they couldn't sense it 500 meters away.

This is worse than primary school essays

To add insult to injury (incompetence), one of their team members is informed what the search is about seven weeks into the search. Yeah, right. I guess half of the team thought they were looking for scrap metal for all this time, given how they are scanning the ground with metal detectors.

Your car just needs a hyperdrive haha

If Yoda could pull up an X-Wing from the swamp with extra liquid weight and Sabine the BFF of Ahsoka with almost a week's training could push up Ezra to get inside a big ship why Sol couldn't grab two petite girls with the force????

@@romelmunoz7957 Darth Mouth Zipper can push away a full horde of trained Jedi's with no effort, but K-Pop Soul can't manage two tiny kids. Oh, and let's not forget Rey Sue, who does not know how to spell "force" but levitates a myriad of rocks without breaking much of a sweat.

not to mention for a master jedi "size matters not" so maybe Sol is just... lame?

Or could he have just yelled to the girls to BACK UP from the part that’s about to fall in?

Maybe force lifting nonliving stuff is easier, hence Sol and the bridge not lifting the girls.. but they gotta say that.

At least now we know why the smoke monster in Lost was always pissed off.

I don’t think they will kill the sith because they think sith are morally good

People that made it MADE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE ON TV. They 100% know what they just made. Now Now ... Watch 30 min of Twilight ..... and try to pretend it's not the same. Be honest.

...on the planet Brenda.

😅LOL😅!

Not Saskatchewan Paul?

I cringed so hard at this scene.

It’s combing the desert. 🪮

Cute straight white boy bad to diversity

Yep.

I was going to say that the exposition in this story is dog shit. but that's unfair - it's dog shit soaked in petrol and set on fire

​​​​@@CallMeChato don't compare it to Kpop. People like Kpop. Not me. But people. Kpop tries to be entertaining. They don't focus on DEI. If there wasn't better music i could be entertained by Blackpink.

Turning into dark cloud NEXT to a child is scary . .. adding a child makes Jedi right to be worried and kill cloud. Remove the child and then yes don't stab the cloud Sol.

Utterly bizarre. If they felt the need to send a team of Jedi, they should have at least had them "meditating" to search for the virgins instead of writing in a bunch of cheap prospecting tools that any yutz could've used. Clearly no one involved in this disaster felt they could question anything that was written into the plot.

Exactly! Why isn't a droid flying over the field doing this? Why didn't they do the survey from the spaceship? The writers just needed some excuse to have them in the area and never even considered the implications ---this is terrible writing!

@@randyscorner9434 It is brought to you by the same people who wrote "fire in space" and "flammable stone fortress"...

How DARE you make sense of the scene, you racism bigotry!! 😲 #Triggered #DeeplyOffend

See, you'd be a better write than what they had. But the rot is deeper: every single scene has flaws, even the ones where they are walking around a forest (why are they there? Why do they all have blank expressions? Why aren't they on speeders? What am I supposed to learn about how they walk?) Aggravating to the max and you just know they're patting each other on the back for their "wonderful contributions" to the thing.

@@randyscorner9434 Oh yeah, this is just to point out that some internet rando could do better than their writing - I'm not going to waste time fixing the entire script unless there's a paycheck in it. 😉

But spend 180m on it.

@@McrChemical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Call it a compromise since the first flashback he didn't even use any force powers and just grabbed Osha so at least this time they retconned it to at least look semi Jedi.

@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 a cheap retcon or continuity error after twelfths reshoots.

@@jalpat2272 Yup! EDIT: It wouldn't surprise me if they heard about that complaint and hastily did a quick reshoot. 😉

Slighter better dialogue from me: so why is this a place so very likely to have a vergence? A (con)vergence is ... and this planet is between blank and a blank and has traveled through the... region.

Suffering leads to canceling Disney+

disney is a much greater source of suffering

It's a planet with no men are they all virgins?

these aren't the virgins you are looking for!

​@@MelbourneArchviz Are you saying; They belong to the Streetz

The real blame is on who made a building with flammable rocks. What a dumb decision...

@@DenisFalqueto No one built a building with falmmable rocks. The writers just don't know how physics/materials science actually works. And none of the underlings @ LucasFilm had the balls to point out that it was stupid.

The writers are what's wrong

Lots of rumors about Hollyweird not being the safest place for child actors/actresses and Weinstein's assistant will write what she knows about.

Someone one described the Jedi as 100% trusting the Force. Hence Kenobi walking into fights against a million droids and Grievous with a smile. If you go 100% with trusting feelings and destiny you yes may feel your slight concern for Osha is the Force telling you to walk into withes castle. Many christian idiots would walk into battle feeling God is protecting them....but the force DOES exist so it's literally sensible to just follow gut and be slave to the Force.. imagine if luck flowedd to whoever belived in god more and you had monk warriors running nations... The Republic is a Theocracy.

In hollywood if you are a walking checkbox you get to fail upwards.

The fact she was given millions to flush away on this at all is just wrong.

We have a dementia patient as President. Headland has a bright future.

She's so perfect to jump into the X-Men franchise 👍

People have been failing upwards in Hollyweird for years.

I know, right??

A Narcicisst that didn't win first Prize for her Jedi Outfit at the Kindergarten Halloween Party

I get your sentiment but I think she actually believes this is her best work and it’s a creative masterpiece.

Even without droids, there are non-Jedi members of the Order. Those not force sensitive enough to be trained as knights etc.

Merit is dead.

Someone is letting her do this. Goes higher

and the patriarchy. . . .

@@richtes nah. she sucked her way into this leadership role.

Filoni read the script, and green light it. They are both equally into Witch Craft and destroying Disney. Equally.

@@MelbourneArchviz She sucks.

@Augustus087 Perhaps leading to, "And now, for something completely different."

Yep, so they should be eligible for immortal status like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" in Razziedom.... I think that's what they must have been going for.

@jjaarr3208 your lifetime of nerdiness has culminated in this very RU-vid comment. Thank you for you service.

Inventor of the Foreman Grill?

Deep cut.

No worries. Thanks for the comment.

@@brick6347 except the nerds aren't

​@@bullmoose5574I know. It's exec hubris. But they're in orbit of touch at this point.

I dunno. My hubby is pretty hardcore fanatic and he will roll his eyes but is enjoying it anyway. So some nerds will watch it and fewer yet will enjoy it but its not going to keep the franchise afloat.

@@whollymindless is that a personal attack or something??

​@@mariano98ify Yes.

Well, yes. If it finds its way out of another orifice, get to an emergency centre without delay. Good luck!

EZ-bake coven. =)

They DID NOT MESS IT UP. They want to Destroy Star Wars, and this goal is a TOTAL SUCCESS. They have a purposeful destruction job to do, and I give them A++. If I want to demolish my house, I will call Disney right away.

Star Wars is just fine... however, Disney Star Wars is definitely flatlined.

@@kenwarren9450 bro, you are not alone in thinking this. how well received mando (season 1) was, although being a simple and rather mediocre western series in space...so you are right...the star wars audience is easy to please. I can t wrap my head around this uninspired writing: just copy a good story and put it in the star wars universe and at the very very least you prevent a disaster. and maybe you even create an entertainig series and everybody s happy. uuuh...sigh of dispair

You're very naïve padawan. They DID NOT MESS IT UP. They want to Destroy Star Wars, and this goal is a TOTAL SUCCESS. They have a purposeful destruction job to do, and I give them A++. If I want to demolish my house, I will call Disney right away.

Holiday Special was bad but still had more heart than acoshyte and was certainly more Star Wars. Better to give the 200 million to the makers of the Special.

At least it explains how they originally found the Trinity woman.

The wookie with the mine detector is head of security for the mission

He was funny.

@@CallMeChato Very much so. One of my all time faves. Perhaps I showed my age in that comment. And also, Now subbed. :)

Agents would be getting burned at the stake after this, and should be. I'm sure plenty of that $180M went into overpaying for a lot of the mediocre cast but also tricking the few genuine actors into signing on as well.

Well, that 180M sure didn't go to costumes, sets, props, models, CGI, or writers... so skimming a little of the grift to overpay actors is not out of the question.

@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 Sadly, I think a fair bit of it would have gone to the writers. I imagine Leslye wanted to splash the cash on her diverse writing team.

Or holding a very large Harvey client list…😂

@@BowlCrossy No need... they were probably so stunned that they actually got a writing job they would be willing to work for scale, maybe even throw in buying Lezzlye Avocado Toast every day. 😉

Then they convert the real estate into a salon for those Kpop haircuts!

@@user-yv4mm6bx3c I guess I'll just watch "CSI: Coruscant" instead

A Gungan bedroom with a blacklight. Now that's an image that shippers would run with. Yuck

Run-roh, Raggy!