Ahsoka Review - Disney Star Wars BURNS Money - Season 1 Episode 1 

How do you have a map to a lost person... The map to thrawn means thrawn isnt lost. cant have a map to a person and be lost at the same time.

At this point I was actually kind of hoping it would be bad, and easy to rag on, and... I got exactly what I hoped for. Suck worse than I ever could have imagined it was going to, given the stakes for the Disney corporation at this point. I thought they would at least try to dress it up a little differently than all that shit they've thrown our way so far but no, if anything it's almost like they tried to make it bad, as if daring have to criticize it, so they could call us sexist when we do... sadly for them, they've numbed most ppl to all that disingenious name-calling - we see it for what it is and it's not going to stop us, hell, it's not even going to slow us. TALK THAT SHIT. Star Wars fan4life and legends are forever, but Disney and its version of SW sucks. ✌🐸

Ashoka is a religious figure for some twats. Wokeism is a religion for many. Dave Filoni is right for the wrong reasons. Which I guess is a improvement from just being wrong?... Naaah!

Didn't you know that women are immune to lightsabers?!?

have you ever said anything positive about anything? I generally agree with you and what you say, but these two opening episodes were amazing. you're finding the tiniest sh*t to come after this stuff. can't you at least try to enjoy stuff which isn't 100% the most perfect thing possible?

Yeh exactly.... he's been missing 10 years but the map is somehow ancient

The same as the stupid knife in ep.9.

Yup. Spot on. Its actually insulting in a way that they don't even try to hide it.

and how did the map got there in the first place? who send the map BACK to just HIDE IT???

Don't forget the map being super super encrypted so it's super super hard to crack, except you flip it like a Rubik's cube 3 times to get a picture and it all works! Sabine is so so smart!

They bleed out of their vaginas... Getting stabbed is NOTHING!!!

Qui-Gon could have walked it off if he was a birthing person.

I know it is sad that everyone can survive getting stabbed in the middle except Qui-Gon in Disney Star Wars. I don't believe Reva or whats-her-face survived when Qui-Gon died. Do females have 2 stomachs and compartmentalized intestines in the star wars universe?

Uterus' and ovaries are light saber proof. Who needs beskar when you have lady bits.

@@andy2172 so a woman 😂

Yeah I’d rather them practice the choreography for months and months (as they did in the prequels) than just seemingly wing it when they go to film it. I mean it’s just bad… the lightsaber fights used to be a big deal, but Disney just thinks “twirly colours look nice”

The swordplay has been pretty bad… BUT at least this show, to me anyways, has been better than kenobi and mando. It seems like they maybe have some kind of story to tell. Not just a pointless string of side quests. I guess we’ll see where it goes

The prequels one are bad because they don't focus on the story and character like the OT but just on meaningless spectacle, at least the force awakens one tried to be like the OT, even if how it ended kinda ruined it, by kylo Ren get beaten by Rey which deny her a possibly decent character arc or something

​​​@@Spillow-CUh... did you even watch them? There was some spectacle, but that was part of the point of the story. People usually blab on about how the prequels were all politics and talking, so I'll give you points for at least taking a different angle. The sequels (including TFA) were purely spectacle for spectacle's sake, with no logical connections between them... which is neither like the prequels nor the originals.

@@lumeronswift I'm talking just about the fights, not the other stuff which was still bad BTW. And kylo Ren in better than both Darth maul, count dooku and grievous, which all of them just exists to put hyper choreographed lightsaber duels with no story in it, kylo ren in foce awakens was more than that, we get to know him in the movie, he kills his father and stuff, and then the last duels has a decent amount of drama and emotion behind it, and the choreo is more like the OT, it fells more real and not cartoon crap, it's not just spectacle like the prequels.

Only fluidity ahsoka would have is of gender.🤣🤣

And the maps keep getting dumber. Last time lining up a knife, this time a Rubik’s sphere.

What is the fascination of Disney Star Wars with maps? Episode 7 - map to find Luke Episode 9 - map to find Palpatine Ashoka - map to find Thrawn From Episode 4 the doors in Star Wars were always super fast - these doors are super slow The music was super bad - and not in a good way

And what's the logic of using a map to find A LIVING PERSON, who can just hop in their ship and upsticks somewhere else at any time, rendering your map useless. Suppose Rey spends an entire movie following the map to the island where Luke is, and instead finds a Century 21 sign...

The race for the MacGuffin lives on …

I even thought to myself, "That orb better not be a star map." Lazy af

Extruded Star Wars-like product. Yum yum!

Theories channel comments are insane at the moment…

Was it the editor's day off as well?

There's a generation of "fans" that were brought up on mediocre Star Wars. I'm honestly not sure they can tell the difference.

​@@angelsacksonlol. They are getting pretty carried away over 2 episodes.

The droid is still trash, just like everything else in the show.

I forgot about this 🤣 David Tennant is always a treat to listen to/watch

​@@MAGAMANThe Droid is cool in Clone Wars, but that was back when Lucas was in charge.

​@@SpScarletSpiderYou got that right. Droid and Clone Wars under GL was awesome, and Rebels grew on me too. Too bad about Filoni, it's like he became a Sith Apprentice under Sith Lord Kathleen Kennedy....I canceled D+ just before they put out that Obi Wan trash. Haven't watched anything since and won't.

​@@mixelplikThe fallen Jedi. He is Dooku or Anakin. Now to the end.... It will matter if he will turn out like Anakin or Dooku.

At least you had more than half a brain cell to discern that unlike every single other dumbshit who makes videos like these.

I'm so tired of pointless mcguffins in Starwars

she didn't close her eyes around it enough x'D 'I turned the pillars to get the ball... how the hell does the ball open?? Aaargh, these damn ancient puzzle makers too clever!'

@@Yarblocosifilitico Dick drunk.....happens to the best of them.

I thought she tried that and couldn't get it to open so she went to Sabine for help it would make more sense to try everything to open it and if it doesn't just go to someone else for help.

@@jrny8922But then again, it's a freaking turning puzzle! You can get it open within minutes of doing random turning.

She never even INSPECTED this ball. The turning sides aren't LOCKED, literally all you need to do is inspect it for a few seconds.

Cus Didney.

The writers were raised by fetch-quest-laden RPGs

All that, and they dare not engage people's mind too much. Thought provokation is clearly extremely "any ist or ism you want to fill in here". That, and anything too engaging requires them actually properly using the Expanded Universe content more, and they really don't want to do that.

Stupid is as stupid does.

The entire franchise started with Death Star plans. It’s a standard trope.

Yeah the pace for this new series was really slow.

Correction: Andor is not praised for being a slow burn, it is actually criticized for it, and rightfully so, Andor is another pretentious dragged out disney crud, just like Ahsoka is. It is just like modern art, it is ugly and senseless and they will tell you that you arent "deep and intellectual enough' to understand it, when in reality it is just the average every day person calling crap for what it is, crap.

They are padding runnig time so that they could have more minutes watched, basically to screw metrics.

A super exciting and complex puzzle solving scene where you literally just rotate a pillar until a light turns on and you do that 3x in a row, I mean who else could've figured something so challenging like that out besides a force sensitive like ahsoka?

The one with RDJ, the first movie was criticized for doing that, where we see Sherlock Holmes is noticing things about the crime scenes or situations at hand, but we don't get an explanation in the moment. He explains his deductions at the end, but most of the movie we're left in the dark with what exactly he was following. The sequel rectified that and we could follow along.

​​​@@DeadFishFactoryThat's Guy Ritchie's style, he explains stuff gradually or by the end. But that approach can't work with Sherlock, people need to know what the man is thinking or doing at all moments that's his whole thing which they did very well with Benedict Cumberboy. Btw Guy Ritchie is in my Top 5 Directors

My personal opinion but bunion cumberbund played the best Sherlock.

@@Syko_Gaming5150 The series with Benedict Cucumber had the writing fall apart toward the end (either they changed writers, or there were some rush jobs or something).. but the acting was definitely on point throughout.

​@@Syko_Gaming5150dude. You meant bumberman Cucamonga 🙄

Ya I had no idea that suicide bombers were so polite.

lol

And I love the blast radius of these things. A thermal detonator is rather expensive and blows up maybe a house or two. One might expect that an explosive that destroys a small city would be way more expensive. Why would you strap it to a throw-away-droid then? Bonus points for not being sure if the thing you really want to have survives the explosion.

Yeah they can blow up a city but let’s attack first and see how it goes

Yeah wtf. They should blow up without warning. Then Ashoka says they wanted her to have it, so why send droids to attack her at all?

Yet you know ahead of time that he is only gonna dunk on this because thats all he ever does. show was a big meh. like pretty much everything disney does these days. but critics like this dude are getting just as meh .... nothing new or profound to say ... always driven by his own clickbait agenda

@@mr.weezely4586 he's made it pretty clear he only reviews dogshit shows so Yeah of course he's gonna dunk on them. That's why we're here.

​@@mr.weezely4586he wanted she Hulk season 2 because he liked making fun of it. That's what he does and he does it really good and that's why many of us are here. If you are looking for wholesome positive reviews about some show this is not the channel.

​@tyrantlizardking Dogshit shows to him art is subjective. Just cause he reviews it does not mean it is infact as bad as he says.

@jstmarton91 all of the shows he reviews are that bad. He only picks the worst of the worst. If you don't agree go do something else.

OH MY GOD, I thought i was the only one xD

It’s always a ball, map, dagger, ring, or key with these people.

It reminded me of the Apple of Eden from Assassins Creed. Map and all….smh

I thought "Wow, she found an ancient Snitch . Come to think of it, maybe the place IS big enough to play indoor Quidditch, who knows?" .

Yeah, and notice they don't explain how Jim opens it, but from his motions you can tell it's a kind of code...but was complex enough to be more than just three spinning sections, so it bolsters the idea that Jim is a good problem solver, without having to really explain anything...

Oh yes it would have made Vader so menacing if he kills everything he loves

I don’t understand why he went back and changed it. It would have been way better thematically and for the canon since Luke would be even more on his own

I bet he was yelled at by KK to somehow tie in Reys parent in the best way for the sequels from the Lucas animation era, hence Ahsoka!

@@superjlk_9538 because he's got no career if he has to try and make something original. Because he's a terrible writer coasting on the nostalgia of people who were too young to see through his shit writing on the clone wars....

Your biggest mistake is believing Filoni isn’t just as shit as KK.

There were canonical 100 survivors of order 66, of the ten thousand or so jedi that were in the order at the time of the prequels. Vader had most of these killed either personally or through intermediaries

He’s a basic hate nerd who thrives of off other haters who don’t even watch the shows and still complain. Form your own opinion. Disparu is the kind of guy who smiles with glee when a bad show comes out because he can make some money from it. He never reviews anything good because no one would watch that.

He's a pathetic misogynist

@@Very-old-man People have been enjoying taking piss out of bad entertainment long before YT even existed. What planet do you live on? Also - you're one to talk when you seem very displeased with his business model but are still hanging around his comment section, moaning like an idiot with nothing much to do but obsess over guys like Disparu.

@mkrjtnjhergfjhbdfjnd

the ball has 20 triangles that can move to any spot, that alone is 20! possibilities, a number with more than 15 digits. then there are additional independent pieces in between, 30, which might or might not be important as well. and then there is rotation - each triangle has 3 possible rotations and each filler has 2. you can rotate a triangle in place in 2 moves, a filler in 3. this puzzle might have up to 20! * 30! * 3 ^ 20 * 2 ^ 30 solutions, which is a gigantic number. so much so that you need a map with a specific starting constellation for this map and randomly turning circles might render it unsolvable. edit: i didn't count the five-pointed stars in the centre of the circles which can't move but still rotate to 5 positions and theres 12 of those, possibly adding a factor of 5 ^ 12 to the number of combinations....

On point Sir

BRILLIANT!

All the actors of one look….. smug

had me in the first half

Even the CGI characters have to wait to attack. That's how bad the fighting is.

I remember watching the dark knight and the goons fighting Batman were just falling over for no reason in the background.

Don't be mean! He was looking at a really pretty butterfly and needed time to PROCESS IT!

Its less that they are fast and more that they can move to the correct position to block before the shot is even fired. That's why jedi in episode 3 can be overwhelmed by multiple clones shooting at them. It's also how the droids killed so many jedi in thr arena or why "jedi are no match for droidika!"

Either way it doesn't make sense how they don't instantly win in melee. Either they are simply to fast for their opponent or they can predict the actions of their opponent, they would still instantly win.

Gotta stay grounded

Is this a real complaint? You ok?

@@Boags Though I totally understand your point, in that this is really a bit of a ridiculous thing to be annoyed at. At the same time, I just really want these directors to go all out and infuse bad assery into Star Wars, and the lack of that has gotten to the point where I see something small like that and think, "She has force powers. Why did they do it like this? Have her walk up and vvvwwooossh our ears and eyes with force blowing all the gravel away, revealing the symbol." But I STILL get your point and acknowledge that I'm being ridiculous lol

​@@aaronalbertson8670naw, dont appologize. honestly, what you said makes sense. Is it really not that important, yes, but if you add up a bunch of small complaints they can be worse than 1 big issue sometimes. And picking the most boring and uninteresting ways to do things in a fantasy universe, if happens repeatedly, can be a big issue.

Thought we were about to see a force leaf blower but nope

Bro she is a force user. She literally has force jump and speed

This is a live -action kid's cartoon. Don't think about it. Also, don't think about how she did nothing to those droids after separating them from the group, despite having force jump and speed, just so they could magically climb back out when it was time to blow up.

Well, to be honest her cutting the floor out from them with her blades actually isn't as much of a stretch, she could have force-controlled them like she did to cut through the floor for herself earlier but from a safe distance. The show is still dumb AF though. Seriously, for the catatonic sith dude deflecting blaster bolts on the ship, since Assoka showed it's possible to control lightsabers via the Force, why doesn't he just launch a spare one in front of himself and whirl it around like a buzzsaw? Instant shield.

@@Kiljaedenas twirling a lightsaber is never better than deflecting by hand because if you get shot from behind or the side you cant deflect

@@khaoss4024 Not necessarily, we've seen Vader, Rey and Kylo Ren deflect bolts with their bare hands.

"Why Death by Lightsaber Would Be Much Worse in Real Life! " video by Kyle Hill to see that you would be reduced to chunks of charred meat and greasy smoke

not to mention the holder of the saber must have his hand perfectly still to make a perfect stab wound, a little hand movement and the enemy is lying on the floor with their burned and boiling guts next to them, hell even pullin the blade out of the hole would ruin the perfectly round scar... but its a family show

Ha? No that doesn't work like that WTF, maybe against men yes but she's a female she's Immortal

Good points. Seems like as soon as you got stabbed, your body would probably go into shock, or knees buckle, and you'd collapse over or down, cutting yourself open on the lightsaber without the wielder even needing to really move it.

Lightsabers bounce off armor now.

Atleast those were trapped for who got it wrong...this one you can just press E until you hear a click

I'm waiting for the influx of people who read the books and compare them to disney.

Currently rereading the trilogy for the billionth time. Better than anything put out on the big screen since the original trilogy. I guess I should be happy that it is very unlikely that Disney can ruin Mara since Luke is no longer in the picture…

At least Darth Bane is safe from him in the live action frontier? Right? right?

I re-read all the Timothy Zahn novels in chronological order. Great stuff, he should be put in front of any Star Wars projects.

The real Sequel Trilogy

yeah... i also thought it was dumb that the Orange Lightsaber girl just waits for Sabine to catch her. At first I thought it was her ego, such as Darth Maul. However she waited for Sabine to come at her first so that doesn't quite make sense. So then I thought she was toying with Sabine to try to recruit but well... that ended with a stab to the stomach.

@@viddog6457I took it as her absolutely toying with Sabine. No doubt that’s what they were going for, she could tell immediately that Wren wasn’t well trained with her saber.

@@viddog6457 well, that checks out for me, since lightsaber wounds are child's play nowadays. She was toying with her. Why tho? 'Cos: evil, of course!

No it’s not. Putting on her jetpack means she needs her armor to, and all that takes time to put on

This show did Sabine so dirty. At least so far. Maybe she’ll drink some memory juice and remember she’s a friggin *Mandalorian*

this ball consists of 50 independent pieces that can change position and rotation and 12 immobile independent pieces that still rotate. the amount of possibilities is insane. the triangles alone go into sextillion territory. if the filler pieces are added on you leave the space of numbers with "short scale" words which english uses. so good luck trying.

LMAO your mistake was thinking Andor was good tier and you went bacdk to disney like an abused spouse XD

Book of Fett, Obi-Wan and Mando season 3 should of crushed your dreams.

Sorry, man. I know it sucks. Im the same way about Doctor Who. Sucks when your fav show goes so downhill ❤❤🪷🪷💐💐 (im not being sarcastic btw.)

I realized that Disney's Star Wars wasn't about hope and duty anymore when they revealed old Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi. However, that's why I loved Andor Season 1 so much; it returned to the inspirational story of a few people who hadn't lost hope and were willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to fulfill their duty to free the galaxy from tyranny.

@@kentslocum theu just used generic run from the prison plot.

@@Jimoshi1 Generic doesn't mean it was bad. There were actually three main story arcs in Season 3: the Aldhani heist, the Prison escape, and the Ferrix resistance. The prison storyline was only one of them.

Nah, it's about lightsabers and space magic now. And its asthetic.

⁠@@morantNO1this is true but a good story helps. Also the lightsabers arent cool anymore and space magic is getting ridiculous now we have green space witch magic whats next red rage magic or maybe rainbow magic

There's no way AI can do it worse. You need applied human stupidity to fall that low.

conspiracy theory: what if they bombard us with bad writing and actors to make us demand AI to replace those? 😂

The proto testing ground for this would be a robot series. Have AI voice them and listen to how it turns out.

@@jakobbraun5180 you might be on to something

If the dialogue is written by Ai that would explain a lot

A power source powering that temple i doubt it's powered by a wind up.

Apparently it's not really a Map to Thrawn's location but a map to the location that the Hyperspace Whales most likely traveled to.

Lazy writers? (😅)

Yup maps usually are for places and objects that don’t move. Who knows maybe the writers grew up on games where people were marked on maps 😂

KOTOR did it first 20 years ago.

@@ggt47 Except it *made sense* when KOTOR did it.

Everybody and her dog is 'force sensitive' in Star Wars now.🤣🤣

Filoni wrote rebels 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@absolutedegenerate2992 Does Filoni have amnesia?

@@minespatch yup. Filoni is seriously retarded when it comes to memory. He even forgot a piece of lore he established regarding mandos and conveintly forgetting it for his mary sues

EVERYBODY is an angsty teenager 😂

@@absolutedegenerate2992That doesn´t make it better, does it?

who said it was a puzzle? it seemed more like someone from an untouched tribe in south America got plopped into a modern day house and figured out how to turn the lights on because someone told them how to do it but couldn't demonstrate it.

That was a damn decent 'memberberry sir

If this was a game, it would be one of those games with "Press F to solve Puzzle". Or X on console.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The whole Sabine figuring out the map is disgustingly lazy... It was basically Sherlock Holmes looking at a crime with the writer giving us any clue to follow and then just saying he did it and he was correct because the perp said you got me rather than calling his bluff... No explanation of what is going on, how she got to the answer, where she got the answer from, what the answer means and a story, theme and symbolism behind the puzzle and answer... We didn't follow her as she solved this plot inciting puzzle and decide for ourselves how smart she is through how difficult the puzzle was... The writer just came out and said she's smart, citation, just trust me bro... See how smart she is as she solves this nigh impossible puzzle that even the audience couldn't solve (because we were never even given a puzzle to solve not to mention a clue, we just had a prop to stare at, we didn't even know what the fuck we were looking at), and that's because she's galaxy brained... This is just laziness at it's peak... This ahows that the writer isn't only bad at writing and extremely lazy but they're dead dumb, and that's not even an insult, that's a diagnosis... Because even dumb stories like Gotham knights have us follow their puzzles but they are extremely simple, obvious and stupid so the writer makes everyone in the story stupider to make their big brained seem smart by solving it... But at least, we get to follow them as they solve it... We see their workings even if their workings are wrong and shouldn't lead to the answer or relies on luck to reach the answer or break the universe to reach the answer, we get to follow their thought process... This lazy unintelligent wtiter couldn't even think of a puzzle for us to follow... This is basically a game that is all cutscenes with the game finally giving us control after the final mission as been cleared... It's more than cheating... It's a lie...

slow burn not low burn

@@86BarbOmega sorry typo, meant slow burn

And lest we forget, the rebels TV show is a Disney product too. It started in 2014, right? When did Disney buy the IP? ✌🐸

it's also Dave Filoni star wars, which means it'll be one contrived piece of nonsense after the other, hidden behind light saber fights. Filoni is as much part of the problem as Kennedy.

Clown comment, if the show is good its good. You aren't a hero bro

*KKK

@@Boags and if it sucks, it sucks. This one sucks, bro. So does your comment 😝

He literally lived long enough to tell obi wan to train anakin

​@@trekanderson6701exactly

Wren got stabbed in the side, and it’s pretty clear that it was done purposefully by the mercenary. Jinn was stabbed through his vital organs. I had a metal pole literally go through my abdomen but because it was a couple inches off center, I was able to walk it off in about a week after losing just a bit of my large intestine.

@@davidwindell Not to mention that Sabine pretty much immediately got medical attention. I assume about a minute after being stabbed

If we're lucky, Disney will be mugged and have nothing left.

“That’s right, Bob, because I USED TO BE an actor!”

THIS.....100% the most brutal review of Disney Star Wars writers I've seen. 😂😂😂😂

0:22 my god... This is bad... The proportions are all wrong... The alignment is shit, the color is too deep for the background, the font is too bland... This is horrible to look at I'm getting bored just starting to read it... If disparu wasn't talking I would have slept as I stand whilst smoking... I thought the title designs are getting ugly, bland, disgusting and disproportional with no story behind them in modern Hollywood and the banners are getting to cluttered and busy and generic... But my god, I had no idea it could get this bad... This is just wrong to look at... Disparu might think he's joking but he has no idea how correct he is when he said it looks a kid's ppt presentation which he began a couple of hours before the presentation... It's so depressing to look at and if you don't want to get suicidal, don't look at this whilst thinking of how much the budget of the show was... Even a million dollar budget shouldn't warrant this... This is what happens when you start hiring with quotas not merit... The first person to tick the box gets hired immediately to fill the quota in time even though there's someone that also ticks the same box and is better out there that could do a million times better... This looks like the work of a diversity hire through nepotism and not random interview because connection is the only reason no one could reject this immediately...

The whole Sabine figuring out the map is disgustingly lazy... It was basically Sherlock Holmes looking at a crime with the writer not giving us any clue to follow and then just saying he did it and he was correct because the perp said you got me rather than calling his bluff... No explanation of what is going on, how she got to the answer, where she got the answer from, what the answer means and a story, theme and symbolism behind the puzzle and answer... We didn't follow her as she solved this plot inciting puzzle and decide for ourselves how smart she is through how difficult the puzzle was... The writer just came out and said she's smart, citation, just trust me bro... See how smart she is as she solves this nigh impossible puzzle that even the audience couldn't solve (because we were never even given a puzzle to solve not to mention a clue, we just had a prop to stare at, we didn't even know what the fuck we were looking at), and that's because she's galaxy brained... This is just laziness at it's peak... This ahows that the writer isn't only bad at writing and extremely lazy but they're dead dumb, and that's not even an insult, that's a diagnosis... Because even dumb stories like Gotham knights have us follow their puzzles but they are extremely simple, obvious and stupid so the writer makes everyone in the story stupider to make their big brained seem smart by solving it... But at least, we get to follow them as they solve it... We see their workings even if their workings are wrong and shouldn't lead to the answer or relies on luck to reach the answer or break the universe to reach the answer, we get to follow their thought process... This lazy unintelligent wtiter couldn't even think of a puzzle for us to follow... This is basically a game that is all cutscenes with the game finally giving us control after the final mission as been cleared... It's more than cheating... It's a lie...

Then avoid the crusade from Kennedy to remove all possible cannon involving Lucas' characters?

Exactly, Disney is now ripping off their own ips

That's was an underrated show for sure

I thought that looked familiar. Can you believe that Disney has a better example of a space adventure that isn't star wars...Amazing.

Right and him solving the puzzle is meant to demonstrate that while he is a troubled kid, he is very smart

because now he can jerk off to a photo realistic version of his self-insert/waifu.....

The night sisters are from Dathomir. DARTH MAUL is also from Dathomir. This "witch" is also from Dathomir? One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't, belong.

They can hardly steal stuff and take credit for it if everyone already recognizes it as canon!

What's worse for me is people thinking it's disney material. 😕 iF they're impressed by this BS, they'd wet their pants over some of the EU.

Lol I knew that was going to happen and they aren't even cherry picking the good stuff .

Didn’t Kennedy say they don’t have source material to draw from? I don’t recall Dave saying that, and he cherry picked EU, not drawing from whole thing. Also, he’s no George Lucas, he’s good at drawing artwork, but was flimsy for buildups and payoffs. Which is a crying shame because he had a lot work cut out, and yet he was neglecting a lot from EU, but the worst part about it is, George Lucas allowed it to happen.

It really was the best thing to do. Pick the best, dump the garbage (and the EU had some stinkers as welL as diamonds) and be clear on what is and isn't canon.

Yes indeed. When I dabbled in screen combat courses, we were specifically instructed to aim as though to strike the opponents neck, not meet their sword out in the middle. It’s the opponents job to do a proper block. In other words, proper fight choreography. Most lightsaber fights I see are exactly what you said, like kids playing with sticks meeting safely in the middle.

There's also a noticeable lack of footwork. I also noticed that Ahsoka used her lightsabers as if it was one entity most of the time, so the left and right sabers would be swung in the same direction instead of taking advantage of the fact that she can strike in different places at the same time. Another issue is in the Sabine vs Shin Hati fight, when Sabine is bending backwards using one hand to hold her lightsaber against Hati's and another to hold herself up, bcos at that point Shin Hati could just kick her or step on her knee or something.

Except Andor's pacing was carefully and patiently structured while also sucking you right into the story. Ahsoka's was the opposite.

100%

In some the the EU books they were described as having mist units when needed, and most mon cals were assigned to mon cal ships which kept the moisture content in the air much higher

I get the feeling some of the dumbing down is done as an effort to devalue LucasFilm as much as possible, to make it easier to buy. There aren't just idiots working there, same goes for Disney, and so much is being ruined to such a level that not even idiots or woke mutations could be responsible alone. I hope I am correct about this, that people within are doing all they can to completely sink the value of Disney and all it's holdings so it's cheaper to buy it out, piecemeal or in it's entirety. If so, and LucasFIlm is just bought away from Disney, maybe someone with actual passion can work to fix Star Wars. Maybe. But this is mostly me theorizing and hoping - likely entirely in vain.

​@@karlthorsten9118it makes sense

@@karlthorsten9118 My God, it's the Hudsucker Proxy!

It may have been a map of the Purrgil routes.

Well they already went the "ancient person-finder McGuffin" route to introduce both characters...methinks your observation be solid.

Ironically it’s our suffering that is legendary

I second this, I'd absolutely love it.

Sure, but you'll notice the 'interesting' involves having someone on screen doing something; at that point the focus isn't on the detective, but the people around him.

Data tried that once on TNG.

Can you imagine an episode like that? The remaining characters stay inside the room, confused, trying to figure out why the villain was arrested. It would be amazing.

Stevenson. George Raymond Stevenson.

13!!!!!!!!!

@@kennyparker6486 my mistake

@@TKFKU indeed

I've only seen him as Punisher in War Zone. I thought he did a good job in the role, and I can say that movie, for its weirdness, did more with its content in less than 2 hours than the MCU did for two seasons.

Its all sabine does for the entire 2nd episode 😂

They stole that ball from a quidditch match.

It's not a map to Thrawn smh. It's a map to the galaxy that Thrawn was banished to in Rebels. It was brought by an ancient race from a distant galaxy. The night sisters likely had ties to them, which is why it was hidden in a nightsister temple.

@@SuperThatskool bruh do you know how stupid that sounds when you have seen Rebels with the Purgles or whatever they were called to go somewhere random……there was no real banishing of any form just a random travel through space with lightspeed…..and even if Ezra banished him by using an actual destination why would there be a map that old leading to that place or anyone thinking that the map would lead you exactly there?🤣

@@devourer_of_skills The purgles migrate along their own hyperspace routes that expand beyond the known Star Wars galaxy. Ezra didn't mean to banish them so far, but it did happen accidentally. There is no tech that has charted the unknown regions, so a map would be necessary. In legends, ancient races came to the known galaxy from distant galaxies. The night sisters are thought to have been descended from one of these races, which is why they use a different type of magic than the force.

​@@SuperThatskoolthey specifcally stated in the show it had thrawns locaton there is a rewind option you know

Yeah, security is dreadful. I know we criticize Disney Star Wars acting more like a videogame, but even the antagonists in the Star Wars videogames had better security protocols than Disney's stuff.

@@strategicperson95 It's quite simple, they don't have any writers that know how to write a suspenseful war/combat/action scenes. One of the key points that they don't understand at all is this: The more competent the enemies, the greater the protagonists appear, even if the protagonists invariably succeed. Strong villains make for better heroes. In Disney Star Wars the enemies look completely incompetent to the point where they're literally subhuman. The audience is led to the conclusion that any average untrained person (from the real world, or from Star Wars) can pick up a blaster/gun and easily outshoot a platoon of Disney Stormtroopers. Their performance in every respect is so poor, they're literally below average human capability; in essence, they're literally disabled people in white armor. The cartoonishly poor security protocols and procedures go hand-in-hand with this, suggesting the entire faction consists of people with below average mental and physical capabilities. So the heroes don't look like exceptionally well-trained and capable combatants, but rather, average people defeating a mob of "bad guys" with severe disabilities.

Yet you all still watch it so you can complain 😂😂😂😂

*rages about everything cause that’s his Chanel identity

@@kleini3rages? He’s laughing at it, this isn’t rage!

@@joshmccarty8800 I haven't watched anything and I am not going to

@@GIBBO4182 projection, that is what it is...Disparu is funny

I take it a step further and say she should never have existed, but barring that, yes, she definitely should have been killed off before the end of the Clone Wars. And no, not by Vader, the fight between her and Vader is literally just a rip-off of a fight between Starkiller and Vader. Cal is a Starkiller rip off too, but she's the original Starkiller rip-off.

@@draconianemanations2785star killer isn’t canon get over it

@@draconianemanations2785 its not a rip off. clearly you don't realise vadar is known for killing people, importantly Jedi. that was like half his job as the emperors right hand man.... honestly just shut up with your weird arse gate keeping

@@goddessofchaos2679 he's from the only canon that counts 😜 Disney doesn't. Star Wars fan4life & legends are forever BUT disney sucks. 👌

@@draconianemanations2785 and the canon that counts is the old trilogy clone wars rebels rogue one and the Fallon order series those are canon. 😜

I watch more Disparu than Disney... As do we all.

​@@DiogenesDworkinsonDineyparu?

You're expecting Disney to be on par with talented writers who had a basic understanding of logistics and storytelling and continuity?

Same company that thought star ships can't leave planet with out a signal and fell out of the sky when a signal tower was destroyed.

I think it's poorly poorly explained, but I think they know the galaxy where trawhn is but they have no way of knowing the "path" they need to follow to arrive in one piece, at least that what I thought they didn't put too much effort explaining that

It's like in Rise of Skywalker when in Palpatines throne room there was a special display case for a map ball. What came first, the second death star or the planet where he secretly rebuilt the empire after the second death star gets destroyed?

@@mihmo2663 but would the map know where a specific person was if they came/ent or whatever after the map was made? And at least the three throne applied but an ancient unguarded uninhabited planet? Makes no sense. But it’s not like these story writers write books. They arnt as skilled.

@@giffordnewbury537 It really makes it hard to care about the strikes. I wouldn't trust these writers to flip my burgers.

​@riky-gl8nl I agree but if it was explained any further people would be complaining about there being too much exposition and then say "the writers think we're stupid!" Lol. The only thing I think that needed more fleshing out was that it wasn't thrawn's actual location but simply the route to the other galaxy that the ancient map contained.